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Chapter 870 5 black



Chapter 870 5 black

Chapter 870 Five Blacks

March 7: [Two of Cups, upright, Mercury retrograde? The peace will be broken, and the things you expect may not come true.]

Klein: [Alcohol may be seen as a factor that interferes with spiritual perception or violates the state of "tranquility", which means that one will be affected by alcohol.]

Lin Xue: [If you pay attention, you should be able to avoid it. ]

"Strange, I thought today's wedding would start the countdown to the explosion halfway through."

Lu Mingfei looked at the people drinking, listening to music, laughing and taking photos surrounded by cherry trees. His nerves gradually relaxed and he breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, he was holding the hand of the happily smiling Eri, while Eri was holding the hand of the somewhat embarrassed Zero to prevent him from escaping.

I don't know if it's because the drunkards in the group were dispersed by the huge population base, or if they were deliberately restrained today, but so far, the biggest riot was the level of endless heroic spirits fighting endless gods and demons.

It was said that it was because of the previous proxy-game incident, but when Lu Mingfei saw some special individuals wearing monocles, masks and playing mahjong in the center of the melee, he subconsciously ignored the logic behind the conflict.

So far, only two cave worlds have been destroyed, and the main venue is even intact?

It's just so harmonious.

But on second thought, the drinks provided by the venue are not just wine, there are also some spiritual springs, holy water and the like. Besides, Shi Hao and the others cannot leave the dining table for the time being, so there is still hope that this wedding will end successfully.

"Lu Mingfei." Xiao Yan said a few words to the family members, then walked over with a small box.

"Oh my goodness, isn't this Mr. Yandi Yanjun? Thank you for your presence."

"You old Tokyo just wanted to call me Yandi, didn't you?"

"What's wrong?"

Lu Mingfei had a serious face and changed the subject: "Just now when I was on the stage, I looked around but didn't see you, Brother Xiao. Are you here just now?"

Xiao Yan was used to being called nicknames by some rhythm masters in the group, so he was too lazy to argue with the newlywed Lu Mingfei about it. He just stuffed the box with the restriction into Lu Mingfei's hands and told him to drink it before the wedding night.

"Well, you have changed my mind." Xiao Yan glanced at Hui Liyi and Renata behind her, raised his eyebrows, and took out a larger box again:

"I took a last-minute order and thought I'd make a few more since the furnace is already running. Forget it, you can take the extra box."

Lu Mingfei: "."

Is that what you thought? Are you serious? Who placed the order with you?

"Where is Shirou Emiya?" Xiao Yan looked around, searching everywhere: "There are too many of them, could they have gone to some cave?"

While Lu Mingfei maintained his smile, he asked in a voice transmission: "Don't tell me that Shirou Emiya asked you to make this thing."

Is that guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes usually so hungry?

"What are you thinking about?" Xiao Yan shook his head: "This was commissioned by his sister Illya."

"Sigh."

"Don't tell anyone else."

After the task was completed, he left without any trace, hiding his achievements and fame. Looking at Xiao Yan's departing back, Hui Liyi, not knowing what was going on, bowed at a 45-degree degree.

"お心发いありがとうございます." (Thank you for your concern)

Then, she raised her head and looked at Lu Mingfei with some confusion: "Sakura, what's wrong?"

“Nothing.” Lu Mingfei’s eyelids twitched wildly, and he tried to delete the information he had just heard, as well as the things in his hand, from this world.

“Let’s go and say hello to the people we know first.”

Perhaps we should also thank Klein, San Yue Qi, and Lin Xue separately. Although the three of them calculated Lu Mingfei's marriage and it became what it is now, they also successfully broke up the lineup of Su Lin and others.

The effect is a bit too good. Several group members are now nowhere to be found.

In fact, the Shinto wedding here starts with the officiant announcing the start of the ceremony and after purifying themselves by waving Shinto instruments, the newlyweds only need to drink three cups of wedding wine in turn.

Lu Mingfei didn't have to toast at every table, but when he went to pay tribute with his uncle and aunt since he was a child, every time he and the fat boy Lu Mingze ate and drank to their heart's content, he would always wipe the grease residue around the mouths of the bride and groom with toilet paper when they came over, and then raise his drink to clink theirs.

Looking back, it is often only then that the smiles I saw on other people’s faces were not false at all.

Therefore, he now has to be the one who interrupts others' progress during the banquet and openly show off the most beautiful bride in the world, the girls who belong to him from now on, to his relatives and friends present.

At this moment, Lu Mingfei was in the mood of being at the peak of his life, showing off to everyone he knew.

"You are so lucky to marry such a beautiful wife!"

Auntie pulled Lu Mingfei's ear and threatened: "If you let the girl down after marriage, I won't forgive you!"

"I can still drink. I'm happy today that Mingfei finally got married." The uncle was completely drunk. He finally regained a little mobility and wiped his tears and snot on Lu Mingfei.

Although the wine on the table is mixed with narcissus wine, it is not something that ordinary people with better health can drink unlimitedly.

Why are uncle and aunt here too?

It’s not that Lu Mingfei’s three-year period has expired, so he went back to his uncle and aunt’s house and acted like the Return of the Dragon King with a twisted mouth.

The principle is the same as that of Fujimura Taikawa, Yanagido Kazunari and others invited by Emiya Shirou. Illya cast a wish to project these familiar people from their own world, and at the same time gave some hints to ignore the abnormal situations around them.

This way they don't have to worry about the risks, and they can also retain the relevant impressions and the benefits of consuming these foods and drinks after they return.

"Congratulations, Lu Mingfei."

Su Xiaoqiang's expression was a little complicated, but in the end she just said it calmly.

Lu Mingfei stuttered and replied awkwardly, "Thank you." He knew that Su Xiaoqiang's memory was still there. In fact, she was arranged to appear in the Shura Field by someone several times later, and the little goddess was also one of the frequent guests.

Lu Mingfei had no way of showing off at these tables. While he was touched, he wanted to skip over them as if he were in prison.

Before leaving, he kicked Lu Mingze, a fat boy who was concentrating on peeking at the pretty girls around him and had a lewd look on his face.

There is no personal grudge.

"Have I behaved well in front of my uncle and aunt? Have I not done anything wrong like in the books?" Eri was very concerned about this matter.

"Eri has never done anything wrong." Lu Mingfei gently touched Eri's hair.

He took a deep breath, picked up a bottle of Snow Beer on the table that was meant for ordinary people to drink, drank it to wash away the embarrassment, and then walked in another direction.

This time I must show what a winner in life should look like.

"Brother Li, why don't you bring Nangong's wife and the others with you?"

"Shuhang, why aren't Yu Rouzi, A-Shiliu, Ye Si and the others sitting at the same table with you?"

"Old Zhou, you are not young anymore, it's time to get married."

"Chu Lan, you're fine. You and Ge Xiaolun should eat more."

Lu Mingfei, who was in high spirits, and Eiry, who was well-mannered and well-spoken, left, but Zhang Chulan and Ge Xiaolun gritted their teeth and put down their chopsticks under the gaze of the guests at the same table.

Klein glanced at the beer bottle in Lu Mingfei's hand. It had the words "Thunder Flower, Bravely Enter Heaven" printed on it.

"I warned you."

Snapped--!

"Nima."

Ge Xiaolun put the clean plate on the table, wiped his mouth and said unhappily: "Getting married is great, but you look down on singles?! I won't eat it!"

"You idiot, you haven't even got your food yet but you're still standing in a daze. Let's go to the buffet over there." Feng Baobao also put down a soup bowl and pointed in the direction of Shi Hao and others to Zhang Chulan.

"Chu Lan, I think Lu Linglong is a good girl, and the corpse-driving girl is also very straightforward. Why don't you two try dating first?" The old Taoist stroked his beard:

"If you don't work hard, you can give that old man Lu Jin a great-grandson next year."

"Or is it like what the Emperor of Heaven said when he used the Universal Identification Symbol to chat with me privately, that you are actually...

Zhang Chulan: "."

He has been trying his best to lower his presence and be a small transparent person who occasionally pops up, so why is he still targeted by Su Lin?

"Ge Xiaolun, where are you going?" Zhang Chulan turned his head and asked.

"Let the water go."

"Let's go together, Master. I have to go to the bathroom and we'll talk later. Sister Baoer, go eat by yourself. Eat more, you're welcome."

Under the teasing gaze of the old Taoist priest and the attention of the guests at the same table, Zhang Chulan hurriedly followed Ge Xiaolun's pace.

The two of them weaved in and out and soon disappeared into the crowd.

"Brother Xiaolun, this direction is not the way to the toilet." Zhang Chulan curled his lips.

"Alas! How can these rock sparrows know Garen's ambition?" Ge Xiaolun snorted and smiled: "You are pretending to be a fool."

"Have Juhua and the Prince found their target?" Zhang Chulan rubbed his hands excitedly.

"I found it a long time ago. Otherwise, why would I stay there and eat without drinking?" Ge Xiaolun's smile gradually became vulgar:

"But you are really something. You don't cherish the good resources right next to you and come out to fight with us?"

"X idiot is breaking the law, not to mention that Sister Baoer is a Sichuan and Chongqing female Tyrannosaurus." Zhang Chulan snorted and laughed:

"Even rabbits don't eat grass near their burrows. The universe is so vast, can't I, Master Chu Lan, enjoy a romantic life?"

What Lu Linglong, what Feng Baobao, don't talk nonsense, he, Zhang Chulan, is innocent. Even if he deleted his dark history and slightly beautified his life comics and showed them to the fairy sisters and goblin sisters, they would not be able to find any faults.

That’s right, I’ve been waiting, enduring, and developing, all for an opportunity like today.

In this kind of place filled with beauties, couldn't Zhang Chulan have a love story that transcended the world, as a protagonist should? !

Zhang Chulan used his hands to push up the hair that fell in front of his forehead, and used his magic power to condense it into a slicked-back hairstyle. He then shook his head, and at the same time as Ge Xiaolun, he showed an expression that he thought was refreshing and handsome.

"I don't have the conditions, but you, Xiaolun, do, but you're still flirting with other girls like this." Zhang Chulan said, "Can you give in later?"

"It's up to you guys to figure it out. Stop talking to me about this nonsense." Seeing the backs of Zhao Xin and Jarvan, Ge Xiaolun straightened his clothes and quickened his pace.

"Lu Mingfei can get out of the loser group and get on shore, why can't we brothers?"

After saying that, the two of them each took a glass of champagne from Ruhua who was passing by with a tray, shook the glasses, and walked at the same pace to the area where the fairies, female cultivators, and female monsters were most concentrated.

When it comes to big data observation methods, Zhao Xin, a fighter among losers, has never made a mistake, not to mention that this time he used real high-tech.

The 'Playboy' 100-type auxiliary intelligent system was customized for Tony Stark, which Ge Xiaolun almost begged for at his own cost.

"I've been waiting for you for quite some time." Zhao Xin said in a serious tone:

"You can't touch the Heroic Spirits in Chaldea's inventory. The chances of encountering a lunatic are quite high. You can't touch those who look like Shirou Emiya's wives. The black Jeanne d'Arc is the most taboo of all."

"Isn't anyone a lolita fan?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison.

"Don't mess with people whose registered residence is in the God and Demon Map. If you get into a relationship, it will be very painful for you to be in a long-distance relationship."

Jia Wen added: "In short, don't touch acquaintances, minors, and family members of powerful people. Not only will it waste your time, but it will also cause trouble."

"You are just talking nonsense. Hurry up, where is the high-quality target?!" Ge Xiaolun looked around.

"Don't worry. The big brother you met before who has been undefeated in countless love affairs, after hearing about what happened to us, decided to teach us step by step and help us find targets." Zhao Xin said in a low voice.

"Who?" Zhang Chulan was a little surprised.

"You should have heard of his name. He is unique in the universe." Ge Xiaolun folded his hands and stood as tall as a defense tower.

At this moment, a figure who distorted the surrounding order and made people's thinking confused just by looking at him walked out from the area where many beauties gathered. He had azure blue eyes and a small goatee, and looked like an upper-class nobleman in the Middle Ages who had a decadent private life.

Ge Xiaolun stared at the man and said slowly: "Roselle Gustav, the big C of our five-man team this time."

"I'm just a supporting role today. My time has passed. Now it's you young people's turn to rule the world." Roselle shook his head slightly.

Zhang Chulan's eyes widened: "How did you invite him?"

Ge Xiaolun said, "He was wandering around Zhutian City a while ago and lost contact. The other day when I passed by a photo stone store run by the Hehuan Sect, I saw him in a cage being treated as merchandise."

"I was set up by a honey trap!" Roselle said sadly, "I thought they and I were truly in love."

"they?"

"He dated three generations of the sect at the same time. After being exposed, they charged him for the time he spent, but he didn't have enough money, so it was directly withheld according to the rules of Zhutian City."

"Zhu Tian City He Huan Sect also has this business?!"

"It used to be there secretly, but it's gone now."

"why?"

"The third generation female cultivator of the He Huan Sect saw through the secular rules and lust and turned to practicing the ruthless way, so the Liu Ying Stone Shop was offering a buy one get one free offer that day."

This is strength?!

Under Zhang Chulan's shocked gaze, Russell coughed twice and waved for them to follow.

"I found a top-notch female fairy who is gentle and polite to others. She is very suitable for you to interact with."

"My name is Jiang Wan'er."

"The first time I saw her, I instinctively felt the urge to fall in love with her. If it weren't for you guys, I would have done it myself."

"Hint: She is actually very open-minded. Difficulty: one star."

As Roselle waved and stopped, the five of them looked at the traditional wind fairy with her eyes lowered not far away.

The rain was drizzling, the wind was howling, and she was filled with loneliness. Her shoulders revealed her mutton-fat skin, and her delicate face smiled when she saw Roselle and the others:

"A few fellow Taoists."

Just hearing the sound makes my legs go weak.

(End of this chapter)


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