PFC Chapter 871: Redemption from Disgrace (4600 words, please refresh)
Chapter 871: Redemption from Disgrace (4600 words, please refresh)
Chapter 871: Redemption from Disgrace (4600 words, please refresh)
When the fairy named Jiang Wan'er smiled, Zhang Chulan was stunned.
It was like seeing the flowing Milky Way, like a silent storm, and more like the first snow melting in spring.
Just a glance or a whisper is enough to stir up a huge wave in your heart, while passers-by around you just treat it as an ordinary breeze.
"My fellow Taoists are looking for me, a casual cultivator. What can I do for you?"
It's not like he hasn't seen beautiful women over the years, even the world's top beauties, but for example, the female friends in the group:
The witch who deceives women, the second-rate fairy dealer Nuwa, the Kaguya who is keen on collecting death methods, the star core spirit who is obsessed with the trash can of the universe.
Except for the underage Madoka, each one is more abstract than the other!
In front of them, Feng Baobao is just a rookie at best.
Especially when Xingbao crawled into the trash can, with rotten banana peels in his hair and carried a black plastic bag full of bacteria back to the table to eat, Zhang Chulan understood the true meaning of the word "demystification".
Just as he had lived for twenty years, the Liu Yanyan he met on his first date turned out to be a corpse-carrying girl from western Hunan.
He sometimes wondered if there was something wrong with his relationships with the opposite sex, to the point that even this kind of chat group only available to the protagonists couldn't function normally.
Don’t talk nonsense about Lu Linglong. That girl is the type that is most difficult for me to deal with. She comes from a good family but she is also a bit of a show-off.
Could it be that my uterus seal will never break in my lifetime?
No, this is it right now.
An opportunity to sing praises of youth!
Gently shaking his hair to let the spiritual light fall naturally, Zhang Chulan showed an extremely refreshing expression and began to introduce himself: "This fairy, haha!"
As if being hit by a huge truck, Zhang Chulan, twitching in a spiral, crashed into the cherry tree next to him. The violent impact caused the cherry blossoms, which were already in full bloom, to fall down.
For a moment, the sky was full of pink snow and melodious tunes came to my ears.
Ge Xiaolun stretched out his hand to catch a piece of falling pink snow, and together with Zhao Xin and Jarvan on his left and right, they posed under the huge sun at noon, showing off their well-trained muscles.
"I'm Galen. I just saw that cunning villain harassing you, so I came here to check on you."
"My name is Jarvan, and I'm a prince."
"My name is Zhao Xin, and my ancestor is Zhao Yun."
Somehow it turned into a face carved from marble, and after using his apparent brother Zhang Chulan as a stepping stone, the three of them introduced themselves together as agreed.
“We are Debon”
"Three gay guys in the bush."
"Who said that?"
Electric charges invisible to the naked eye were surging around, and thunder was galloping across the sky, crossing over the worlds and falling down.
Boom!
In his own legendary comic story, Zhang Chulan, who was like the Thunder God from the Ninth Heaven, shot out countless lightning bolts in the blink of an eye, and silver snakes entangled Ge Xiaolun, Jarvan, and Xin Zhao.
Damn? !
Ge Xiaolun transformed into the God King and entered full armed mode in the mist of chaos and order.
However, the two men's own strength was not enough to turn this illusion into reality for too long, so they lost their strength after just a few fights, dispersed the strange phenomenon, maintained their calmness on the surface, and confronted each other.
Now, although Ge Xiaolun was fine, the two idiots next to him had been electrocuted and had afros and black skin. The three-person team looked as ridiculous as they could be.
As for Zhang Chulan, he gave up on himself because of the humiliation he had just experienced. With bruises on his face, he had a grim smile on his face and was about to drag Ge Xiaolun down with him.
This trial has been ruined by the interaction between teammates.
"See, I was right, these friends are very interesting."
"Fellow Daoist Huang is right. He really is not arrogant at all."
what? !
Zhang Chulan and Ge Xiaolun looked at Russell at the same time, and saw that he had expected that you losers would embarrass yourself, and the corners of his mouth and his mustache were raised.
"They are both well-known figures in the Supreme Atlas, but they are not aloof at all. Instead, they are very down-to-earth and humorous."
Russell casually changed the nature of his previous behavior: "The scenery is beautiful now, why don't we go out together to enjoy the mountains, the water, and Wan'er?"
"Fellow Daoist Huang is so annoying." Jiang Wan'er turned her head away shyly, looking at Zhang Chulan and Ge Xiaolun with a little admiration.
Yes
We are big shots now, and our fame has spread along with the big guys, so why do we still have the same mentality as before? !
The foreshadowing was laid in advance, he is worthy of being the savior of virgins, Emperor Roselle!
"If it weren't for the favor of buying me out, I really wouldn't want to bother with you embarrassing guys." Roselle saw the admiring eyes of those people and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously.
Somehow, Jiang Wan'er inexplicably suited his taste, and Russell fell in love with her at first sight in the crowd.
Unfortunately, he had to assist these four rookies today, otherwise he would really like to have an in-depth discussion with Jiang Wan'er in this strange world.
"I have overstepped my authority."
Jiang Wan'er smiled slightly. She took out a silk scarf and wiped the black dust and dead skin off Zhao Xin and Jarvan's faces. She then reached out and pinched the flower petals in Ge Xiaolun and Zhang Chulan's hair, and took out the ointment to apply it on them.
They are clearly four independent souls, but at this moment, the pain and heartbeat are synchronized, and they are greedy for the tenderness and warmth brought by that person.
This is.
Feeling heartbeat?
In the historical gap of Hakurei Shrine, Su Lin straightened his messy hair and his clothes that were wrinkled from rolling on the ground just now, and slowly walked out of the air to the outside world.
"I almost laughed myself into a heart attack." Su Lin let out a breath.
Meng Qi held the glass cup that illuminated the darkness, his eyes half-open and half-closed, a dazed look containing a hint of compassion.
He watched Ge Xiaolun, Zhang Chulan and others and Jiang Wan'er come to a secluded corner and have a few drinks.
Afterwards, the drunk Jiang Wan'er cast a ban, separated the space, and proposed to the five people to practice dual cultivation together.
Several people were disillusioned at first. Zhang Chulan gritted his teeth, tears and disappointment flashed in the corners of his eyes as he was about to leave.
Then, Jiang Waner explained that this technique only required taking off clothes and holding hands, and that they could feel the temptation of bliss with their spiritual consciousness without the need to harmonize yin and yang with their physical bodies.
Several naked men wearing only shorts were breathing heavily, sitting cross-legged on the ground, forming a circle, holding hands.
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Looking at Zhang Chulan, whose nostrils were expanding and contracting with excitement and anticipation, Meng Qi, who had originally thought he could resist the temptation and pulled him out, fell into silence and sympathy.
More than ten seconds later.
"This wine is so strong. I'm sorry, fellow Taoists, I don't have the strength to maintain my magical powers." Jiang Wan'er fell into the arms of several people.
The ban was invalidated, and several rough men with naked upper bodies and a fairy woman with her key parts covered with silk and satin appeared in a grove.
This is nothing in itself. As long as the invited guests are not ordinary people, they will restrain their spiritual perception to the extreme.
Just at this moment, several heroes and gods and demons wearing monocles rushed out from the cave where they were fighting each other, and destroyed all the surrounding trees like a whirlwind.
At a wedding banquet, what would one think of a half-dressed fairy and five big men surrounding her?
Without the obstruction, the hole in the sky, the small world hidden around it, and the guests sitting at the tables in the main venue were attracted by the huge movement and turned their eyes here one after another.
“There are also demons here.”
"What kind of behavior do you have?"
"Xiao Yan."
"My newly concocted aphrodisiac was not mixed into the wedding candy."
"Did you really practice it?"
Countless voices whispered.
Zhang Chulan saw the old Taoist rubbing his beard. After looking at him for a few times, he shook his head with a meaningful smile.
"Oh, it's better not to harm Linglong."
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If it were modern society, there would definitely be a bunch of people taking pictures with their mobile phones at this time, but now, everyone is holding a universal identification talisman in their hands.
Accompanied by the emergence of magical light.
Zhang Chulan began to think about the meaning of life, the universe and the world, as if it were sage time.
Finally he came to a conclusion.
The future is a void.
In a trance, the whole world in front of my eyes turned into a piece of paper, and a swirling ball of dark purple suddenly appeared in the sky, and everything around it was shrouded in chaos.
"IX"
Huang Quan looked at Zhang Chulan who had disappeared and took a bite of the peach with confusion.
With a bang, watching Jiang Wan'er disappear in the smoke, Ge Xiaolun and others, with pale faces, slowly typed a question mark on the small map of Gensokyo.
"It was a mistake. I thought it was a wedding banquet, so I was planning for a small-scale disgrace, but now it has turned into a large-scale disgrace."
Jiang Mingzi smiled a little guiltily: "It seems that their luck is not very good."
We exceeded our target and originally only wanted to transfer one unlucky guy, but five came.
However, the fighter who appeared deliberately just now was beyond Jiang Mingzi's expectations. He glanced at the mask on his waist, half-closed his eyes and touched his chin.
The original plan was just to let people around see it, but now it has become the focus of the whole audience.
Some beings who could see through the true nature of Jiang Mingzi's soul also cast their eyes over him, so he retreated first.
This strange world is truly full of powerful people, including Ge Xiaolun and Zhang Chulan from before, who also entered a particularly powerful state, but it only lasted a short time.
"If they put their eyes on me in that state, they should be able to see something, right?"
"After all, I'm thinking with my lower body."
Su Lin glanced at Jiang Mingzi, who still maintained her daughter's image and spoke and behaved in a natural manner, and began to wonder if she could digest the angel-level potion of the assassin sequence immediately if she drank it.
The other party has long been adept at instigating, tempting, and creating disasters.
"Their cultivation has improved, but their faith in the Dao is still as unsteady as before. How can that be?" Meng Qi couldn't help but laugh: "Haha. This should teach them a lesson."
From the time of contact to the time of disgrace, he had at least several chances to leave. In the end, he could not accept the physical group action, and his true nature was exposed when he heard the means of communication through spiritual consciousness.
Meng Qi felt that he had never been so hungry in his previous two single lives.
"He didn't use any coercive means. He is still a gentleman who is burning with desire."
Jiang Mingzi joked: "In my previous games, some people would use coercion after getting high, the only difference was the degree of hardness~"
In the year 500 AD, Jiang Mingzi, the most powerful seeker of Dharma in the world, who was unrivaled in ancient and modern times, transformed himself into a woman and was chased by a group of passing soldiers.
A defeated army is worse than a bandit, and wandering soldiers are thieves. In this chaotic era, soldiers and bandits are actually one family. Seeing that the girl transformed by Jiang Mingzi is extremely charming and behaves frivolously, they naturally want to forcibly take her away and have fun in this wilderness.
In this situation, Jiang Mingzi would often kill the other party playfully after he revealed his desires and evil thoughts.
Although the main purpose at that time was to use blood and energy to lure out the powerful master who had turned into a corpse in Wangchuan Academy, this method of killing time and enjoying life was also often used in the daily process of playing in the world.
"Do you understand the pleasure of my way of enjoying life?"
Back to the previous topic, Jiang Mingzi, whose alcohol and spiritual energy had been mostly refined, asked Su Lin for his opinion with great interest.
"I can probably understand it, but I'm not interested." Su Lin shrugged. "I prefer to see rivers of blood rather than ruining someone's reputation."
"I thought you would get inspired and try it right away." Jiang Mingzi was a little surprised and said with a smile:
"I believe that I will be extremely beautiful after transforming into a daughter, but considering your foundation, I'm not sure if you can still be as beautiful after transforming into an incarnation. Hmm?"
"Oh, judging from your expression and behavior, you may have tried it before."
"Disrespect, disrespect."
"I have never taken the initiative to try it." Su Lin looked at the smart man in front of him with a forced smile, while glancing at Meng Qi over there.
He remembered that before he woke up from Klein's dream, he used Jun Wang Tian Tang to modify reality for the first time. Those who were present at the time should have no memory of it.
What is special about the causes of all results?
Or.
"Don't look at me like that. The chat records in the group have the photo of that woman, combined with the remaining clues and the divine power of light."
Meng Qi teased, but after seeing the long sword slowly drawn out from behind Su Lin, he coughed dryly:
"That's why I asked Brother Jiang Daoist to help you resolve your worries today. It's not a big deal."
"Learn from Huai Shi and get used to wearing a skirt directly."
That is, how old is it?
The corners of Su Lin's mouth gradually rose, and the air around him gradually solidified. At this moment, sobs came from the image reflected in the glass lamp in Meng Qi's hand.
On the edge of a cliff near the Hakurei Shrine, Ge Xiaolun, looking ashen, was hugging his knees, wiping his tears and sneezing.
Su Lin: "."
Meng Qi: "."
No, man.
"I will no longer be popular with women in the universe, and the magic tool that Brother To made for me to pick up girls is useless."
Ge Xiaolun covered his head and sighed: "It's boring. I just want to have a relationship. Now those female monsters look at me like a pervert."
As the saying goes, grief in silence is worse than death. Ge Xiaolun stood up, cursing.
"It's better to go back to the dormitory and have some fun."
Of course, this is angry talk.
But he probably didn't have the face to stay any longer, even if Meng Qi sent him a message now, saying that the post had been deleted.
"Goodbye, world."
He now wants to return to his own world and find his own guardian angel. There are only a bunch of bad women out there who are not suitable for him.
Ge Xiaolun looked up at the sky, sighed again and again, and finally, when he was about to take out the cross-border talisman.
"Your clothes fell where you just fell."
An ethereal and pleasant voice came from behind.
Ge Xiaolun turned his head and saw a person who looked very familiar. No, not familiar.
The woman with long hair as black as night, platinum eyes, and a face that was perfect without a single flaw was the mysterious woman that Klein had seen in the chat group and appeared in his dream.
"." Ge Xiaolun was ashamed at first, and then showed a desperate expression: "You'd better stay away from people like me, and don't talk to me."
"Why?" asked the black-haired woman.
“I am a pervert in the eyes of others.”
Ge Xiaolun laughed at himself: "You also saw it just now, we and that fairy..."
"No one will care." The black-haired woman said, "That was Aha pretending to be you. Everyone knows that you have been tricked."
"real?!"
"Really? Otherwise, how could I dare to come and give you the clothes?"
She raised her slender arms, threw all of Ge Xiaolun's clothes over to her, and then left without looking back.
It was like a ray of light falling from the gloomy sky, shining on the dark and damp corner.
Ge Xiaolun stared at the other person leaving, then looked at the clothes on the ground, and suddenly woke up with a start.
"Dear, did you forget to ask her name?"
Not far away, Su Lin snapped his fingers, and the black-haired woman disintegrated into a cloud of mist, revealing Meng Qi, who was a human skeleton in a leather suit.
Casting illusions is already the bottom line.
Jiang Mingzi floated in the air and asked doubtfully, "It doesn't matter if the main body changes, right?"
"I'm a normal person, and you don't understand." Su Lin said expressionlessly:
"By then, someone will attack my real body."
(End of this chapter)