PFC Chapter 745 The funniest colonel of the year!
Chapter 745 The funniest colonel of the year!
The news that Longguo will launch a satellite today has not only caused heated discussions on domestic social forums.
At the same time, it has also attracted widespread discussion among many international netizens on major social platforms abroad.
"Hiss... Isn't this timing too coincidental? They launch a satellite when the asteroid is about to fall to their homeland?"
"Could this satellite be specifically designed to strike and destroy asteroids?"
"It is very likely. Otherwise, given the cautious character of the Dragon Kingdom, they would never rashly launch a satellite into space at such a sensitive time!"
"It is definitely used to deal with asteroids. I just don't know whether this satellite will destroy the asteroid, or whether the researchers in Longguo think that this asteroid is of great scientific value and want to use this satellite to collect the asteroid!"
"Collect? Are you kidding? This is an extraterritorial asteroid. Not to mention its huge size, its falling speed is tens of Mach. The missiles of Dragon Country can hit and destroy it, which is already very impressive. Do you still want to collect asteroids?"
"Some people who lack common sense have no idea about the falling speed of asteroids. For example, among the many asteroids that have passed by the Blue Planet in recent years, the Chelyabinsk meteorite has the slowest falling speed, reaching 18 kilometers per second, which is about Mach 54. At this speed, do you want to intercept and collect it? Humph, you'd better pray that Dragon Country can successfully hit it with a missile!"
"To be honest, if Dragon Country can really destroy this meteorite with a missile, doesn't that prove that their missile technology is the best in the world?"
"Probably, but can they really hit it?"
"..."
As the Dragon Kingdom's national strength has increased in recent years, its military level has been significantly enhanced, and it has been the first to showcase various advanced military equipment.
More and more international netizens have learned about Longguo’s leading position in some equipment fields.
Missiles are the aspect they know the most about and are also the one they fear the most!
After seeing the various types of Dongfeng series missiles of Longguo, many foreign netizens are extremely envious and obsessed with Longguo's missiles.
Especially in the past one or two years, Longguo tested a new type of intercontinental missile.
Not only did it accurately hit the moving target deep in the ocean, but even though the United States and other countries were notified in advance, they still failed to intercept it.
This adds a strong sense of mystery and combat effectiveness to Dragon Country's missiles.
Unfortunately...
Since it is a peaceful era now and Longguo is peace-loving and does not like to get involved in wars, foreign netizens have no chance to see the true power of Longguo's missiles.
I thought that the only way to see the real effect of Longguo’s missiles was through various exercises.
I never thought that this time the YR4 asteroid falls to the blue planet, we might have the opportunity to see the actual combat effectiveness of the Dragon Country missile!
For this reason, many foreign netizens can't help but look forward to the asteroid hitting Longguo as soon as possible.
At that time, we will be able to see how powerful Longguo’s precision-guided missiles are.
but……
Some people expect Longguo to use precision-guided missiles to hit asteroids, but naturally some people are not optimistic.
Especially after the Dragon Country Aerospace Administration and Astronomy Center announced the launch, the American NASA immediately posted a message.
"This year marks the 55th anniversary of the United States' successful moon landing. Fifty-five years has passed in the blink of an eye, and there is still a lot we don't know about space."
"With our current technology, trying to explore the mysterious universe is like an ant trying to shake a tree."
"Space workers from all over the world, keep moving forward!"
Although between the lines, NASA showed great sincerity and a sense of mutual encouragement.
But it’s such a special time to post something like this.
Netizens who are well aware of NASA’s habits immediately realized that they were slapping Dragon Country in the face.
In human terms:
The possibility of Longguo launching this satellite to intercept and destroy the asteroid is zero. They do not have the technology to do so and it is impossible for them to do so!
Ever since.
Those foreign netizens who had been pessimistic about Dragon Country and hoped that Dragon Country would be hit hard in this crisis were immediately excited.
"NASA's summary is so insightful. With Dragon Country's current level of technology and military industry, do they want to intercept an asteroid with a diameter of tens of meters, or even hundreds of meters, with just one missile? They are simply dreaming!"
"Some people seem to be too blindly confident in Dragon Country. Even Eagle Country doesn't dare to make such a big statement. How can Dragon Country, which has always been the runner-up, still have the audacity to make such a statement?"
"I thought the Koreans were so shameless, but I didn't expect the Dragons to be even more ignorant!"
"Longguo, take care of yourself. You can fool us, but don't fool yourself. The only ones who will suffer will be the people of Longguo!"
"..."
While NASA and netizens from other countries were mocking Longguo, in a certain sea area in the southern part of Longguo.
Led by the United States, warships from South Korea, Kangaroo Country, Sakura Country and other countries have assembled again.
However, there was a failure in the last joint military exercise.
This time.
The coalition forces did not rashly approach the red line of Longguo’s waters, but wandered around outside the red line.
Its purpose is self-evident.
As long as the asteroid falls and causes heavy casualties to the Dragon Country, the Eagle Country will immediately take the opportunity to cause trouble.
Of course.
Such an out-of-region accident will definitely not lead to any major action.
But it would be enough to stir up the situation in a certain sea area in the south and make the oil and gas fields, islands and reefs, shipping routes, etc. that Longguo had painstakingly managed fall into instability again.
On the Coconut Country warship.
Gabriel held a telescope and kept observing the situation on the sea in the distance, asking his assistants from time to time.
"Did the reconnaissance ship discover the Dragon Nation's ships?"
Assistant Arnel reported immediately.
"Report to the Colonel, no!"
He understood why Gabriel was so wary of the Dragon Kingdom's ships. It was simply because the fleet he led suffered a terrible defeat in the last confrontation with the Dragon Kingdom.
Although they managed to escape from the encirclement of the Dragon Kingdom, they were in a very embarrassing situation.
After escaping the sniping range of the Dragon Kingdom warship, Gabriel was worried about being discovered by the Dragon Kingdom's reconnaissance ship. When he was about to approach the military port, he resolutely abandoned the boat, put on a lifebuoy, and swam back to the port.
This scene happened to be captured by a reporter who was broadcasting a military video live at the port.
Gabriel's embarrassment was instantly known to the entire network.
He also became the first soldier to return home wearing a lifebuoy, and was ridiculed by countless people in the Coconut Country.
The video of him swimming back home with a lifebuoy on his body was also spoofed by bloggers from many countries on international social platforms.
Gabriel once became the funniest military general of the year...