PFC Chapter 2422 The Weird Bat Family (2)
Chapter 2422 The Weird Bat Family (2)
Chapter 2422: The Weird Bat Family (Part )
The Batmen received an incredibly warm welcome.
Batman is always good at judging people, and Nightwing is indeed a good and polite boy, because now Damian has jumped onto the back of Batman.
"Wow, that's so cool!" Damian lowered his head and looked left and right. The Tyrannosaurus Rex raised its head and roared, but because its two short arms could not reach the top of its back, it could only shake its head and tail to try to get the thing off its back.
Red Hood was obviously more interested in the Batmobile. This car was actually very large, taller than Red Hood, and the huge tires almost reached his head. Red Hood seemed to be standing in front of a small black hole.
"Hey, don't touch my tire. No, stay away from that screw, kid." The Batmobile twisted its tire, trying to stay away from Red Hood, but at this time Red Robin had already climbed into the car through the door.
"Oh my god, Jason, look." Red Robin shouted down, "There's a real steering wheel in here, and there are brakes."
The Batmobile sighed heavily and said, "I am a car. How can I not have a steering wheel and brakes? Or is it that the Batman in your universe controls his Batmobile with his mind?"
"I guess he's been planning to do this all along." Red Robin began fiddling around in the cab, twisting and turning like he had needles in his butt, and finally had to admit, "Oh my God! Damian, you're right, this is cool, a talking Batmobile!"
"I say again, I'm not a talking Batmobile, I'm Batman in car form!" The Batmobile raised his voice and emphasized.
Before bringing these Batmans back, the Batman of the main universe obviously did not introduce them to the Bat-Family. In fact, he didn't know how to introduce them at all. It was too difficult to describe, so he just said that he wanted to bring some things back.
This has led to members of the Bat Family now believing that these strange-shaped things are large-sized Batman peripherals, similar to when their father comes home from a day of work and brings them a bunch of toys. Otherwise, why would the Bat Family appear together, even Barbara?
What's even worse is that Damian couldn't control his mouth and told everything about the incident in a moment of pride, and then the news reached the ears of the Arkham Crew. If there is anyone in the world who likes Batman's peripherals more than the Bat-Family, it is probably only these crazy people in Arkham.
So the reason why so many people came this time is not because they really welcome Batman's return, but because the fanatical fan club rushed over to grab the peripherals.
With a bang, Damian was knocked off the back of the Whiplash Rex by a sledgehammer. Harley Quinn jumped onto the back of the Batman Rex and jumped up happily.
"Oh huh! I reminded the Joker last night that he had to come, but he overslept anyway, so this cute big toy is all mine, and he can't try to snatch it from me again. Can you imagine? A big dinosaur in Batman colors!"
"Get down! Get down! Get down right here!" Batman Rex roared, "I'm not a giant dinosaur in Batman's colors, I'm Batman Rex!"
Cornel Norton knocked Harley Quinn off with his head, but Damian jumped up again, holding onto the Batman Rex's head tightly and yelling to Red Robin on the other side, "Come on, come on, we can ride this dinosaur around the city, my classmates will envy me to death!!!"
"No, we're going to drive!" Red Robin replied as he was about to short-circuit the car and start the engine. "Riding a dinosaur is too childish. Racing is the romance of men. Jason, go check how much gas is left in the tank. Maybe we can go for a ride along the Gotham River!"
"Hello." Barbara was obviously more interested in the mechanical Batman, because this body had an exposed mechanical modification. From the left clavicle to the right waist, it looked like a complete mechanical arm. The circuit pattern decoration on it was flashing with light, which looked very sci-fi.
"Excuse me, but can I ask, is this an exoskeleton or…"
"This is a mechanical body."
“It’s perfect,” Barbara commented. “And the aesthetic is unique. It doesn’t look like something Batman would build.”
"Because it's not made by Batman." Cyborg Batman replied: "And I'm not a mechanical product, I'm Batman."
Doomsday Batman, who has the most eye-catching appearance among all Batmans, naturally became the object of interest of other lunatics in Arkham.
When Batman Doomsday was still Batman, he was full of dignity when facing this group of lunatics. At that time, except for a few criminals, most people ran away when they saw him. Their main emotion towards him was fear. He had never seen this scene of being surrounded by a large group of criminals in a fanatical manner. The way these people looked at him was as if he was a piece of steak that was about to be cut up.
Batwoman and Flash Batman are relatively quiet due to their less distinctive looks, but the Bat-Family seems to have recognized them as Batman's new friends, or possibly new members of the Bat-Family, believing them to be similar to Robin, other new heroes who put on uniforms and joined the cause of fighting crime.
Nightwing thought that as the eldest brother in the Bat Family, he should express their welcome, so he walked up to them, shook hands with them and said, "Hello, welcome to Gotham."
Batwoman and Flash Batman obviously wanted to say something, but finally held it back. It was indeed a very novel experience to be told welcome to Gotham.
Before Flash Batman said anything, Batwoman was in a fun-loving mood, just like beating a child on a rainy day, so she played the role of a new hero very well.
"Hello, you look like a secret agent. Which department do you work for?"
"I am indeed an agent, but I don't think now is a good time to talk about work. Alfred should have prepared a sumptuous welcome banquet in the manor. I think we can go there now. Maybe Thomas and Martha will come back too."
"I've already sent them a text message." Batman remained silent for a long time and did not stop the Bat Family's nonsense. In fact, it was because he was checking the approximately 999 unread messages Thomas sent him.
"They will come back for dinner at 10 o'clock in the morning." Batman continued: "We will have brunch in the restaurant in the garden, and then they will come to pick Damian up to go to the company."
“No, I’m not going.” Damian began to whine, “I want to have a day off! How can I leave a super cool big dinosaur alone to read a real estate report?”
Batman felt that Damian was becoming more and more like a child, and he should have been happy about it, because sometimes he really felt that Damian was more bitter and vengeful than him, and he thought this was not good.
But Damian's childishness came at the wrong time. Batman was not sure whether Thomas and Martha had enough patience to deal with Damian's sudden rebellion after seeing so many strange Batmen. If not, which of the 256 hiding spots in the garden would be better for him to hide in?
They finally began to march towards Wayne Manor in a mighty manner, and Batman began to stare at the Arkham gang with a death stare, who were unconscious and looked like they were going to follow them.
"Hey, come on, handsome." Harley Quinn began to act like a spoiled brat. "We're working for you now. Don't you want to treat us to a small brunch? Or we can take some souvenirs away. I just want one of the spikes on that big guy's body. Hurry up and help me hold him down."
Normally, Batman's way of dealing with this group of people is to knock them out with one punch and then throw them into Arkham Asylum. But he can't do that for the time being, because the two major companies are busy with real estate and there is a shortage of manpower to rebuild Gotham. This group of lunatics are the backbone. If they are knocked out, no one will do the work.
"Impossible," Batman replied, "I can't hold him down."
But this group of mentally ill people obviously had no intention of letting him go. They expressed their dissatisfaction and said with deep sorrow that as a mentally ill person, they bravely took on their responsibilities when Gotham needed them most and stayed at their posts despite being sick, but they couldn't even get a small souvenir. How could this city ever be better?
Batman was really at a loss, so he had to ask Flash Batman to run to Wayne Manor as quickly as possible and bring back a bunch of bat-related merchandise that he had bought when he attended the Gotham Music Festival.
That’s right, during the Gotham Music Festival, the Batmans also contributed their share to Gotham’s GDP this year, and it was a huge contribution.
All I can say is, if you give him a chance to eat grain, he can eat his own grain and leave other fans with no grain to eat; if you give him the identity of the world's richest man, he can buy out all the products produced by an entire assembly line; the high revenue report that can make Roy so excited that he almost has a heart attack is just the tip of the iceberg of his strength; the expense bill that can make Thomas' blood pressure soar again is just a small stumbling block on the road to his love.
Even Arkham Knight, the five-star general from the Arkham Knight universe, commented that he never dreamed that after spending nearly 30 years of his life in a cycle of living and dying, his first birthday gift would be an oversized bat doll stuffed into his hand by Batman.
After unpacking the boxes of the surrounding items, the group of lunatics and Robins finally calmed down, but Batman soon regretted his decision.
Batman's biggest fanatic fans are the Arkham Crew and the Bat-Family members, but Batman's biggest fanatic fan is Batman. As soon as the box was opened, before the lunatics and Robins could do anything, this group of weird-looking Batmen came up first.
Batwoman stretched out her arm and pulled something out of the huge box. She brushed off the dust and looked up and down at the cute bat doll made into a ball. She said, "I didn't expect you to like this. What is this? A pillow?"
Batman Rex used his head to push everyone away, and Cole Norton used her superpowers to steal things from the box, including dolls, pillows, movable building blocks, notebooks, key chains, and bat-themed backpacks.
Batman Doomsday squatted beside the box, like a blind man picking corn. He picked up a stamp album, looked at it, put it down, and looked at the whole set of stamps next to it.
The perimeter of a square box with a side length of 1 meters was divided up at a dazzling speed in just a few tens of seconds, and every Batman reaped a great harvest.
Batman only felt his heart bleeding, and Batman knew Batman best. They knew that if Batman had bat-related peripherals, there would not be just this box. The way they looked at him began to look more and more like a piece of steak that needed to be cut.
(End of this chapter)