PFC Chapter 2879 Bat Stew (Part )
Chapter 2879 Bat Stew (Part )
Chapter 2879 Bat Stew (Part )
What was very inappropriate was that, in this situation, the only one who dared to speak was that bastard.
"That's great," they heard him say, "It sounds like your job isn't very busy, so you have so much time to spend with your kids. I'm a bit unlucky, having to juggle so many jobs, and those little bastards have already left their jobs."
Batman raised an eyebrow and said, "How many children do you have? Judging from your age, Tim shouldn't be here yet?"
"No Damian," Bruce replied, "But Dick, Jason, and Tim are here."
Batman was obviously surprised. He said, "Are you serious? How old are you?"
"I have a secret to stay young." Bruce was very proud. He said, "You won't believe me if I say I'm under 30, but I think it's a very subjective thing. In order to achieve the goal of graduating with a doctorate before 30, I will temporarily set myself at 29."
He spoke in a crazy and incoherent way, but Batman was still very interested in him. He said, "You do look young. I guess you will do some maintenance, but I can't accept Talia's suggestion of lying on an operating table. Maybe being older can be more majestic, right?"
"Maybe." Bruce nodded and said, "Ever since these bastards went to high school, they don't treat me as a father anymore. Last time, Dick even asked me for relationship advice."
Batman's eyes widened immediately. He leaned over and asked, "Is Dick from your universe in love? Who is he with?"
"A female magician." Bruce recalled, "What was her name, Rachel?"
"It's not Barbara?"
"Unfortunately, the Barbara in our universe hasn't been born yet." Bruce said, "Gordon just got his girlfriend back. I think it's still too early for them."
Batman was obviously very surprised. He said, "You mean in your universe, Oracle might be the youngest child? ... My God, she would be your sweetheart."
"I don't think so. I have a daughter. How should I put it? She has never had anything to do with sweethearts since she was a child." Bruce shook his head and sighed. "Her name is Aisha. You may meet her later."
Batman's eyes lit up, he leaned in closer and said, "Really? You have a daughter? A biological daughter?"
"We couldn't be more intimate... Don't ask me who her mother is, just assume it's Selina." Bruce interrupted Batman.
"Do you have a photo?"
Bruce took out his phone and started flipping through it. Actually, he didn't need to flip through it much, as the photos in his hands were mostly photos of Selina and Elsa.
"Wow." Batman let out a heartfelt exclamation, and all the Batmen couldn't help but look over here.
Elsa and Bruce were cut from the same cloth, especially when she grew up a little, they looked exactly the same, no one would believe that she was not Bruce's child.
"It looks like we'll be welcoming a female warrior soon." Batman smiled and said, "I hope she's not a great thief."
"The stealing thing is still a little too complicated for her."
"That's right. After all, she is still so young."
"...I mean she has a more direct method." Bruce thought for a moment and said, "If you ever meet her in the future, remember to prepare a few more sets of armor."
The other Batmen just thought he was talking crazy again, but the main universe Batman suddenly remembered some teeth marks on his Robins' equipment and armor that didn't look particularly friendly.
"You seemed to have mentioned graduating with a doctorate just now?" Batman seemed a little interested. He said, "What major did you study? You haven't graduated yet? I remember that I had two doctorates when I was 18."
"That's different." Bruce waved his hand and said, "My major is more..."
"...It's quite common." The main universe Batman had moved to the side along the shadow without knowing when, and spoke without thinking, "It's just psychology."
Bruce narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Do you have a Ph.D. in psychology?"
"You didn't?" asked the main universe Batman.
"I...of course it will be soon."
"How long will the extension be this time?"
"That's not a delay!" Bruce almost jumped up, and he raised his voice and said, "Some minor mistakes in the calculation of class hours!"
"A whole year of mistakes?"
"Batman, do you want to fight?!"
The main universe Batman retracted his gaze and said, "It seems that you have not yet realized the crisis you are facing now - how long do you think it will take for your Robin to get a doctorate?"
Bruce paused, and Batman next to him was also calculating for him. He said, "Dick doesn't seem to like studying very much. He probably won't get a doctorate."
"But it's hard to say about Jason. Although he doesn't have the patience to go to school, if he has time, he might also study for a doctorate in literature and history. Tim must have a high level of education, perhaps a double doctorate in finance and management."
"Four years of university, three years of master's degree, and three years of doctoral degree. I think they will graduate with a doctorate at the age of 27 or 28. After all, it is always easy to achieve academic results in these two majors. You just said that you are 29 years old?"
"I'm only tentatively 29 years old! But I could also be 28 or 27, and even if I say I'm 22 now, will anyone not believe it?"
The two Batmen looked at him at the same time, the main universe Batman clicked his tongue, and the other shook his head.
"You don't realize that a person who has a PhD cannot lie and say that he is still an undergraduate." The main universe Batman pointed out, "The exhaustion from academic pressure will completely distinguish you from an innocent college student."
Bruce slammed the table, and the two building block figures sitting on the table immediately shouted, "Hey, come on, Bruce, this is a normal life experience, don't have any age anxiety, isn't it normal even if you graduate with a doctorate at the age of 30?"
"The biggest problem is that he is more than 30 years old." The main universe Batman said sinisterly: "Another disadvantage of not changing your appearance is that even if you are 50 now, no one will know."
The other Batmen immediately looked at him in surprise.
"I'm not that old!"
"But you're always playing it young." The main universe Batman said, "I have to say, your professor shouldn't be worrying about his doctoral thesis at your age, right?"
Bruce gritted his teeth and breathed in through them. He sighed, crossed his arms, looked at the main universe Batman and said, "It seems that you are very free recently. Do you want me to help you find some more trouble?"
"Don't get me wrong." The Prime Universe Batman said, "I just don't trust magic."
"It looks like you two are old acquaintances." The sunny Batman said with a smile: "Can you tell me about it? I also happen to want to know about the situation in the multiverse."
"It's a long story..."
"I'll talk first!" Bruce glared at the main universe Batman and said, "I'm best at keeping things short."
"Then tell me." Batman from the main universe raised his chin.
Bruce cleared his throat, drawing all of Batman's attention to him.
"The multiverse has been - nothing has happened lately! Meeting adjourned!"
Bruce raised his arms, sighed, and seemed to turn around and leave, but none of the Batmen looked away.
"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just telling the truth!"
"How do you know?" one of the Batmen asked.
"I'm the president of the largest dark group in the multiverse. Don't I know that?" Bruce leaned on the table next to him again, propping up his face with his hands and said, "There haven't been any projects to invade the multiverse recently. Isn't that just bullshit?"
"Where is heaven?" asked the main universe Batman.
"It's the same old story." Bruce rolled his eyes and said, "Angels are losing their hair, God is nowhere to be found, bathing is not allowed in the Holy Spring, and nesting is prohibited in Eden."
Noticing that Bruce was talking nonsense again, the main universe Batman interrupted him and asked, "Have you found your own universe in the copy? Are you sure it can handle the invasion now?"
Bruce sighed again when he talked about this. He said, "This is about my doctoral thesis, but you are right. The academic pressure makes me feel very tired..."
"You only have one chance to tell the truth." The main universe Batman was not fooled by him at all. He said: "I will only give you one suggestion, and someone paid a big price for it."
Bruce raised his eyebrows and rolled his eyes, as if he had guessed who it was, so he said, "Well, it does require a little cooperation from you. I have an immature plan, and you will know it when the time comes."
"Since it's not quite mature, let's make it mature quickly." The main universe Batman said, "Otherwise your doctorate will never mature."
Bruce muttered something, but still shook his head and walked away resignedly, as if he was going to finish his paper. The main universe Batman looked at him and shook his head.
Batman came over, nudged the main universe Batman with his elbow, and said, "What are you going to do with these building blocks you brought back? Let me make it clear, I won't use these to build a house."
"We have professionals." The main universe Batman looked at the building block man on the table. The building block Batman felt a chill on his back. He took two steps back and said, "What do you want to do?"
"You should be a master of assembly, right?"
Batman was confused by this sudden and straightforward compliment. He said, "I guess so. Without being modest, I should be the best in the universe."
"Very good." The main universe Batman looked around and asked, "Who else is good at building blocks?"
No one answered except Sunshine Batman. Apparently most Batmen didn't have the leisure to do so.
"Then you two will be in charge." The main universe Batman looked at them and said, then he looked at the Waynes and continued, "Please go back and continue to produce parts. The portal will be open for a while, which should be enough time to transport all the parts here."
"Where are the architectural drawings?" a Batman asked.
"I leave it to you." The main universe Batman looked at the building block Batman.
"give it to you."
The building block clown standing in the hamster cage only saw Schiller's expectant eyes in the row above his head.
This time, there will be some daily routines in between each dungeon, so as not to tire the author and the readers.
Want to see who is talking, including real
(End of this chapter)