PFC Chapter 2965 Leisure Time (35)
Chapter 2965 Leisure Time (35)
Chapter 2965 Leisure Time (Thirty-Five)
Tim did not follow the crowd. He stood by the window and could see a fat man falling to the ground outside with a broken leg.
But from his powerful screams, it could be heard that he was not seriously injured. Everyone surrounded him and after a check, they found that he only had a broken calf bone.
The house was not very tall to begin with, and the possibility of someone falling to death from the third floor was too low. Moreover, Tim looked back very early, and he remembered that the guy's falling posture was not very common, because most people jump off the building headfirst, but his posture was more like jumping into a swimming pool, with his legs pointing down.
Tim didn't think that he would jump from the third floor for no reason, so he took advantage of the fact that everyone was outside and turned around and walked to the third floor. After reaching the third floor, the people who stayed there had already gone downstairs. Tim easily came to the balcony where the gentleman jumped off.
For fear of being seen, he did not go to the balcony, but squatted down inside the house to see if there were any footprints.
No footprints were found on the balcony, but a small leaf was found on the threshold where Tim was standing.
Tim suspected that it was Pamela who did it, because he felt that the posture of the potted plants in the room was not right, and Mr. Rant was a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds. It would be difficult for Captain America to throw him out without him noticing, but Pamela, who had superpowers, could do it.
But the question remains, if Pamela wanted to kill someone, she wouldn't have gone through so much trouble. As an old Gotham person, she couldn't have been unaware that falling from the third floor wouldn't kill someone, so her purpose must have been to injure the other person so that she could leave the party as soon as possible.
Mr. Lant was also carried away quickly. Because his leg was broken and there was no bleeding, the injury was less serious than being stabbed. There was no need for an ambulance. The farm owner directly sent a car to take him to the nearest hospital.
Then, not surprisingly, another person was tripped by the mop pole and hit his head on a small stone, cutting his scalp. It didn't look serious, but the bleeding wouldn't stop. After a simple bandage, he was also sent to the hospital.
Another person fell because the ground was too slippery and he was not paying attention when walking. It would not have been a big problem, but because of his old age, he sprained his waist and was unable to move for a while, so he had to be sent to the hospital.
Someone accidentally ate chocolate with liqueur filling mixed in with ordinary chocolate and became allergic to alcohol and had to go to the hospital for treatment.
Others suddenly heard that something happened at home and had to leave early and drove home in a hurry.
This made Tim feel like he was in the movie "Final Destination", but after investigating some clues, he found that these accidents might have been caused by acquaintances.
Their purpose was not to kill people, but just to injure them so that they could leave as soon as possible.
Why did they have to leave as soon as possible? What was so special about this banquet that these people were not allowed to participate?
Tim soon got the answer.
Despite the frequent incidents, the banquet was still held as scheduled. After the sun was half swallowed by the horizon, the host announced the start of the banquet.
This was the first time Tim met the owner of this farm, a tall, ordinary-looking white man named Degan, with a warm smile on his face.
This lasted until the cabbage that beat people appeared.
Pamela chose the right time to take action. The waiters were serving the dishes, one plate after another of steaming hot dishes. An Asian man wearing a tall chef's hat came out from the kitchen, and the farmer was hugging him affectionately to introduce him to the guests.
Anyway, it was just some normal compliments, something like, the chef had come all the way here to bring some delicious Asian food, please enjoy it or something like that.
Just as he said this, he saw several green figures rushing out like a whirlwind, followed by a smooth combo of uppercut, flying kick and roundhouse kick.
Now Tim kind of understood why those people were sent away, life was dull and boring, vegetables beating humans.
This cabbage seemed to have been modified. It was a lot bigger than the ones Tim had seen before, and had more moves. Humans were no match for it.
More importantly, the style of this thing is too cartoony, and it doesn't feel as tense as a killer attack or a shooting.
Looking at the cabbages running in the field, Tim just felt a little funny. Those people who were chased up and down by the cabbages also looked particularly funny. Even though being attacked by unknown creatures was a serious matter, the whole scene was very funny.
Tim saw that the internet celebrity lawyer had taken out his cell phone and started filming.
If nothing unexpected happens, this video should soon be on the hot list of short video software. When it comes to the enthusiasm for abstract pranks, people from all countries are the same, and entertainment deconstruction will never go out of style.
The chaos caused by the cabbages continued. Pamela was apparently hiding in the dark and frantically ripening the seeds. The cabbages were growing more and more, making everyone jump up and down.
Moreover, the delicious food that had just been served on the table was overturned, the table was broken, and plates and dishes flew everywhere, but no one had time to clean up, and everyone was in danger.
Finally, the house could no longer hold everyone and people began to flee to the outdoors of the farm. Some wanted to escape the farm. Although the cabbages had no intelligence, Pamela used all the cabbages under her control like sheepdogs to lead the flow of people into the farm fields.
Tim was not very conspicuous in the crowd, but at this moment, he found that Peter, who had been missing for a long time, was following farmer Degan.
On the surface, it looked like Peter was protecting the farmer, but a closer look revealed that he was simply guiding the cabbages, allowing them to get closer to the farmer.
Sure enough, one group of cabbages targeted others, while another special cabbage team targeted Degen and beat him up. Some kicked him on the butt, and some punched him on the cheekbone. He took the most beatings among all the people.
Suddenly, Tim heard a high-pitched roar.
"enough!!!!"
A dark shadow that blocked out the sun appeared in the middle of the farm. Tim looked up in shock. What was it? A dragon?
It was a huge monster that was dozens of stories tall. It was green all over and looked like a fat green lizard. It had four long claws and a huge tail, and its eyes were glowing red.
Tim instinctively looked at Schiller, and Schiller did not show any shocked reaction. Tim glanced around at the crowd, and indeed, an important person was missing from the crowd - the famous Cantonese chef.
The chef is a monster?
Tim saw that Captain America was also stunned. Obviously, this was beyond his expectations. He seemed to realize only now that Schiller was indeed coming for the chef, but not for the food he cooked.
Captain America was a step slow to react, and the green dragon's tail swept over him. He raised his arms to block it, but was still knocked away.
Even more unlucky was Tim. He was standing at the tip of the tail, and the tail, like a whip, swept over him. He didn't even have time to raise his arms to block it, and was directly whipped away, spitting out a mouthful of blood when he landed.
Tim immediately realized that his ribs were broken and his internal organs might have been concussed. His eyes went black and a vine reached out silently and pulled him out.
"How does it feel to jump off a building?" Pamela's voice sounded in Tim's ears. Tim spat out another mouthful of blood and felt severe pain all over his body.
A sneak attack! Despicable! Tim thought viciously.
But he was obviously seriously injured and had difficulty breathing. Pamela seemed to have left very quickly and Tim lay there unable to move.
Countless lights and shadows passed by his eyes, as if a large group of people were taking turns fighting the evil dragon.
He saw the bright red and blue of Captain America's shield, the green of the plants controlled by Pamela, the gold when Barry ran, and heard Jason's roar, Peter's shout, and Harley's scream.
Intense light burst out from Harley's body, illuminating the sky as if it were daytime. Tim vaguely heard Professor X's voice ringing directly in everyone's head, as if asking Harley to calm down, otherwise her mutant ability would be out of control.
Then he saw the FBI agents fighting, a helicopter with the SHIELD logo cutting through the night sky, countless police cars surrounding them, and the sounds of guns and bombs made his eardrums buzz.
The world gradually became quiet, and a second before Tim completely fainted, he realized that the biggest lesson he could learn from this incident was that it was meaningless to have a good brain. Without a strong physique, there was no way he could compete with these crazy people.
When he woke up again, Tim thought he would be in the hospital, but a wonderful fragrance rushed into his nose.
Whispers rang in his ears.
"This thigh is so big. It must be as high as a two-story building. How did you get the scales off?"
"Make good use of Aisha. Her teeth are so useful."
"Come here quickly, the charcoal is ready! Who will be in charge of cutting the meat?"
"Let me do it. Give me a few more kitchen knives. I can use the vines to hold it and make sure I can cut it into fine pieces and make the sauce!"
"How's Degan?"
"Don't worry, he's already been sentenced. Congress will not let him go if he dares to collude with alien monsters and cause such a big commotion."
"Schiller, I understand that you don't want to alert the enemy, but why did you hide it from me? And you deliberately misled me. You went there for the Cantonese chef..."
"I'm here just for the chef, what's the problem?"
Tim heard the last two sentences, which should be said by Steve and Schiller. His mind was filled with too many questions. Just as he was about to ask, he coughed violently twice.
A group of people gathered around, and Dick was the first to say, "You finally woke up, are you okay?"
"Spread out a bit, you're blocking the light." Jason pushed the others away and said to Tim, "Your health is too poor. You were unconscious for two days before you woke up."
Then he turned to the others and said, "Is it really not necessary to give him another shot of healing potion?"
"Or I can give him some of the life force of the Green of All Things, but I'm not sure if he can absorb it..."
Tim struggled to open his eyes, and Dick gave him some water, but now it hurt in his chest to swallow.
"Almost all of your ribs were broken, your internal organs were concussed, your brain was concussed, and your wrist was broken. You almost died." Dick pronounced Tim's injuries.
Tim glared at Schiller, and Schiller definitely did it on purpose!
"I told you, unless you fall into the lake, you will never know how cold the water is. Is there a possibility that you will lose your life? No matter how good your brain is, it will be useless. How does it feel to be killed instantly?"
Tim coughed forcefully several times.
To be honest, it doesn't feel very good. Ordinary people's bodies are too weak. When facing such a monster, they will have no power to resist after just a slight hit.
Damn it, I should have strengthened my physique before, Tim thought viciously, no wonder Bruce is so smart, but he still wants to be an angel. The crushing power is really too unsolvable. After returning to the fighting world, he will go to queue for the super power copy!
He lay on the recliner, and it hurt to move a little, but the wonderful fragrance kept going into his nose.
He asked in a hoarse voice: "What's the matter with the dragon?"
"That's an alien monster." Peter walked over with the grill and said, "It seems to be from the planet Makru. It's called the Extraordinary Dragon. It has been hiding in Hong Kong and causing trouble secretly. The doctor and I have been tracking it for a long time."
In an instant, everything became clear.
Schiller took out another Chinese cigarette and suddenly showed interest in Cantonese cuisine. Peter, who was late, had a reason to go to the banquet...
All this is because they have long been eyeing this extraordinary dragon who has transformed into a Cantonese chef.