The Mysterious Ming Dynasty: The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom

Jesus mistakenly entered the Tushita Palace, stole the elixir, and descended to earth to wreak havoc on the world. The demon Qing dynasty, a wolf from Zhongshan, became arrogant upon gaining power. The Eight Banners' armor reeked of barbarian dust and stench; mercury-clad lackeys spilled mercury across the southeastern coast. The doctrine of the mind, where the mind triumphs over material things, led to evil knowledge. Demons and monsters attacked the dragon's robes. The Great Western King, in his rage, opened the sea's eye, flooding Sichuan and Chongqing. The spirit of the Yellow River struck the Central Plains with an elbow strike. The auspicious goddess, Lakshmi, swiftly displayed her power, and the Potala Palace rose from the ground. The Six Heavenly Demon Kings seized Mount Fuji; the Regent, a thief, plundered and usurped; the Skaven rat-men usurped the Emperor's throne; the Viking lackeys, the Shadow Moon Wolves, ravaged the land; the Fujian General, the Sea Dragon King Zheng Zhilong, carved out a region, leading to chaos and calamity. Chaos reigns on all sides, the entire Great Wall star field in Corona Borealis is ablaze! My Han Dynasty, for countless years, has seen countless lives, like weeds, yet also as brilliant as the Milky Way. But even the barbarians have rulers, unlike the Chinese. Thus, the Great Virtuous Teacher, Si Chen, was born, acting as the supreme ruler of Heaven, descending to earth to capture demons, proclaiming the Yellow Heaven's teachings to universally save all beings, granting all their desires................................................................... The Great Virtuous Teacher is at a disadvantage! The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom has made a series of disastrous moves! The defeat of the thirty-six factions is inevitable! Praise be to the Heavenly King Si Chen for unifying the world!