PFC Chapter 254 It's all my fault, I don't have enough milk to feed the baby: Look at my figur
Chapter 254 It's all my fault, I don't have enough milk to feed the baby: Look at my figur
"Lu Fei, are you going to deny everything after you've already done your job? Waaah, we've already had a child. If you dare to mention divorce to me, I'll hang myself on the front door with the child in my arms."
Lu Fei's face darkened as she watched Cao Zhengyu, who was holding a child and acting out a tragic scene.
Everyone behind her was speechless with awe.
Mo Yu and Luo Feiyu felt an urge to kill Cao Zhengyu as they looked at him.
Good news: The rival has finally turned back into a human and is no longer pretending to be pitiful like a leopard.
Bad news: Damn it, they've gone completely mad and jumped to another level to extort money.
"System, system, come out quickly! Is this the person you were talking about? Has he lost his mind?"
Yes, the virus affected his brain nerves, and now his cognitive and memory systems are in disarray, so... hehe.
Don't worry, host, this is temporary. He'll recover if you stay with him for a few more days.
"But, but, but he says he's a male mother. Doesn't he even know the most basic physiological structure anymore?"
Lu Fei scratched her head in frustration, feeling utterly helpless.
[Ahem, he just transformed back into human form, and his chest was right in front of the little baby.]
The little girl woke up and instinctively wanted to nurse, and... well, you know what I mean, host.
The leopard was awakened by the stimulation. Looking at the little girl on his chest, and with all the chaotic thoughts in his mind, he... he made up this identity.
Hearing the system's words, Lu Fei's lips twitched.
Good, good, she just stepped out the door and got the title of a scumbag.
Lu Fei wanted to tell Cao Zhengyu to stop making a fuss, but looking at his red eyes and the scars on his shoulders, she couldn't bring herself to be harsh.
After all, he's a patient, and we can't afford to argue with someone with delusions and cognitive impairment.
"Okay, okay, it's my fault, don't cry," Lu Fei walked over, picked up the child, and wiped away Cao Zhengyu's tears. "You just gave birth, so I went out to find you something to eat."
Look, these are all your favorite foods. Do you like them?
Lu Fei conjured up a bunch of snacks. Cao Zhengyu looked at the things all over the bed, finally stopped crying, his eyes brightened for a moment and then dimmed again.
"Forget it, take these away. I can't eat these things while breastfeeding. Make me a pot of chicken soup later, otherwise our daughter won't have any milk."
Looking at Cao Zhengyu's face full of "fatherly love," holding Er Ya with pity, his eyes were full of self-reproach.
It's all his fault for being useless. He didn't have enough milk after giving birth, and the baby is so hungry and skinny.
Lu Fei pinched her thigh hard to stop herself from laughing, and a bunch of coughs came from behind her.
Gu Changge had to stretch his nostrils to twice their normal size to avoid bursting into laughter.
Who would have thought that the usually aloof major general of the military region would become a male mother? If this were recorded, and he were shown it to her when he recovered, the scene would probably be incredibly entertaining.
Mo Yu realized that this was what Gu Changge was thinking, and he couldn't help but remind him.
“Brother Gu, I advise you to put away that dangerous idea. If you dare to show it to him, he might assassinate you.”
Gu Changge thought about it and realized it made sense. This was truly the darkest part of his history. Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore, it's too funny.
"If you don't have breast milk, we'll feed you formula, and you'll still be healthy. You're the most important person."
Lu Fei looked at Cao Zhengyu's still somewhat pale face, thinking about how he had fallen onto her shoulder when his shoulder was pierced, and about the many scars all over his body.
His voice was unconsciously soft and gentle, as if he were really coaxing his young wife.
“That’s more like it,” Cao Zhengyu smiled lightly. “I knew you loved me.”
Seeing Cao Zhengyu acting crazy, Lu Fei forced herself to say a few words in agreement, then quickly handed the child to Rong Feifei and told everyone to leave.
If he stays any longer, who knows what bizarre stories his amazing thought process will come up with next.
"Honey, where are you taking our daughter? She's hungry, I need to feed her."
Cao Zhengyu was a little anxious when he saw the child being taken away. He was about to get up when he realized that he was not dressed and could only try to get up while wrapped in a blanket.
“I’ll have Feifei feed the baby formula. You just gave birth, so you need to rest. We can bring the baby back later when we’ve had some rest.”
Lu Fei winked and urged them to leave. Rong Feifei grabbed her daughter and ran out. She was going to tell her brother that she had met her male mother, hehe.
As for Mo Yu and Luo Feiyu, although they didn't want Cao Zhengyu and Lu Fei to be alone together, they couldn't help but feel sorry for them since they were sick.
In the end, he could only leave, looking back every few steps, still wondering what kind of earth-shattering tricks the leopard would pull off next.
Mo Yu looked at Luo Feiyu's thoughts, smiled, and comforted him in a firm voice.
"Brother Feiyu, don't worry, that leopard won't do anything with my sister."
"how do you know?"
Luo Feiyu looked at Mo Yu in confusion. Everyone had just seen it. In Cao Zhengyu's mind, the two of them already had a child, so what else couldn't they do?
"Pfft," Mo Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud, "You forgot, didn't Leopard just have a baby? He's in his postpartum period and can't be intimate with her."
Upon hearing this, Luo Feiyu suddenly realized, then shook his head and chuckled. It seemed that anything related to Lu Fei, even something as troublesome as being a love rival, became interesting.
Before long, the base learned that Cao Zhengyu had returned to human form, but his mental state was not good, and everyone was asked to keep an eye on him.
"Tsk tsk tsk, such a good person, gone mad so suddenly, so pitiful!"
"You bet that young man went crazy because he couldn't win over our base commander, right?"
"What did you say? That little leopard went crazy after his advances were rejected??"
Through repeated misinformation, the story of Cao Zhengyu has been circulated in countless bizarre versions.
Meanwhile, the person at the center of the conversation was now dressed and stuffing himself with a bunch of delicious food that Lu Fei had brought out.
A while ago, because he was in leopard form, Lu Fei was worried that he would shed his fur, so she fed him rather bland food.
Today he was finally able to eat normally, and he was so happy he wanted to stick his brain into the lunchbox.
"Honey, remember to bring the baby back later. I'll worry if I don't see her."
Cao Zhengyu had finished eating when he started thinking about the baby again. Lu Fei could only nod, thinking she should do something to distract him and stop him from thinking about being a male mother.
While she was lost in thought, she suddenly felt a warm sensation on her back; Cao Zhengyu's chest was pressed against Lu Fei's back.
"Honey... the baby's been taken out to play now, so we're enjoying some rare time alone together. Do you... want to check if my figure has changed since giving birth?"
"Hehe, no need, no need. I saw it just now. Your figure is still as good as before."
Lu Fei was stiff all over and dared not move, afraid that someone would take off her pants at any moment.
But her stillness did not mean Cao Zhengyu would remain still. He held Lu Fei's hand and placed it on his pectoral muscles.
The soft, full touch, the even, strong heartbeat, and the warm temperature seeping through the thin fabric.
Lu Fei felt her face getting hot, her throat itching, and she couldn't help but want to swallow.
She was very puzzled. She hadn't felt anything when she saw Cao Zhengyu when he was naked, so why did her heart race when she touched him with her palm now?
"Um, I suddenly heard the baby crying, I'll go check it out..."
Lu Fei was afraid she would get a nosebleed, so she quickly tried to find an excuse to leave. She struggled to pull her hand away and ran out in a hurry.
Cao Zhengyu, standing behind her, smiled faintly.
Laughter entered her ears, making her heart flutter; she almost tripped over it when she went out.
After finally leaving the room where Cao Zhengyu was, Lu Fei felt completely normal again.
She quickly ran to the farmland, found Rong Feifei, and took the child into her arms.
"I'll lend you the child for two days, and I'll return him/her when the leopard is better."
After saying that, before Rong Feifei could refuse, he picked up the baby and ran back to put him in Cao Zhengyu's arms. Well, with a child making noise, he wouldn't think about those messy things.
Seeing Cao Zhengyu holding the baby with a loving expression, Lu Fei finally breathed a sigh of relief. She ran over to the Lu family father and son and gave them a good beating with a whip, letting them experience the torrential downpour of familial affection.