PFC Chapter 63 Is Sun Shan out of his mind?
Chapter 63 Is Sun Shan out of his mind?
"Shen Xiao, I'm really fine, there's no need for me to see a psychologist." Yang Yi sat helplessly in the chair and waved her hands repeatedly.
"No, I think something's wrong with you. I've already booked an appointment with a specialist. Come with me now!" Shen Xiao looked at him suspiciously and tried to pull him up from his seat.
Yang Yi was both amused and exasperated by her: "You have to provide some evidence, right? You're just saying I have psychological problems out of nowhere?"
"Yes, of course I have evidence." Shen Xiao spoke with great confidence about this topic:
"Yes, of course I have evidence!" Shen Xiao said matter-of-factly. "I was talking to you the other day about how my cousin and brother-in-law have been married for five years and have two kids, and they still get goosebumps when they kiss. What did you say then?"
Yang Yi, with a calm expression, blurted out: "Your brother-in-law has a gold tooth, and your sister has a steel tooth. One acts as the positive electrode, and the other as the negative electrode. Saliva acts as the electrolyte."
"When you put them together, they're basically a galvanic cell, so it's perfectly normal to feel a tingling, electric shock-like sensation!"
Shen Xiao had heard these words before, but hearing them again still made her angry and annoyed: "I was talking to you about the atmosphere of the relationship, who wants to listen to your twisted logic!"
Not giving up, she threw out another question: "Then let me ask you this: if a museum were on fire, would you prioritize saving the famous paintings or the kittens?"
Yang Yi did not hesitate for a moment: "Quietly watch the famous painting burn in the fire, listen to the kitten's mournful cry, blame the indifferent passers-by, and finally comfort myself who set the fire."
"Yang Yi, you still say you don't have a mental illness!"
"Listen to this! You still dare to say you have no psychological problems?" Shen Xiao immediately became certain of his opinion.
The moment she finished speaking, her phone rang. Shen Xiao glanced at the caller ID and glared at Yang Yi.
"It's my cousin. She probably needs to talk to me. This isn't over yet; she has to come to the hospital with me."
After saying that, she walked aside and answered the phone: "Hello, cousin, what's wrong?"
A moment later, her expression gradually turned to astonishment, and she kept muttering, "Huh? I was right... My brother-in-law really does have a gold tooth... So it really is some kind of galvanic cell principle... Okay, it's good that nothing happened."
After hanging up the phone, Shen Xiao lingered as she walked back, her face full of embarrassment, unsure of how to start a conversation.
Looking at her like this, Yang Yi's lips curled into a smug smile, and he slowly said, "How about that? I wasn't wrong, was I? It really is the galvanic cell at work?"
"Looks like I don't need to go to the hospital..."
Shen Xiao looked at Yang Yi, who was trying hard to suppress the upturn of his mouth, and wished she could go up and tear his mouth apart. Why did he have to cosplay the crooked-mouthed dragon king?
In her anxiety, she burst into tears, mumbling incoherently between sobs:
"Yang Yi! You...you entered my life like a cheap ricochet, plunging me into a dreamlike state of ecstasy."
"Then it suddenly exploded due to an electrical leak, causing me immense pain..."
It took Yang Yi a while to understand what Shen Xiao was saying, and she was speechless: "Your thunderous language system has brought out my pain mask!"
"I understand what you mean. How about we give it a try?"
"What you said...!"
Upon hearing this, Shen Xiao burst into laughter through her tears, blowing a snot bubble as her emotions shifted.
Shen Xiao blushed, hurriedly covered her mouth, turned around and rushed into the office's private restroom.
Ten minutes later, she finally came out hesitantly and awkwardly, her ears still flushed.
Shen Xiao walked up to Yang Yi and said in a voice barely audible, "It's a promise, no backing out."
Yang Yi smiled and gently flicked the tip of her nose with her index finger: "What's there to regret?"
Shen Xiao's eyes lit up, and she closed them and leaned in. Just as her soft lips were about to touch Yang Yi's lips, he gently pushed them away with his hand.
She opened her eyes in confusion, only to be met with Yang Yi's mischievous grin: "I'm afraid of getting a mouthful of snot."
"You bastard!" The girl's cheeks flushed instantly, and she playfully punched him.
After a long period of playful bickering, Yang Yi finally pulled her into his arms and lowered his head to kiss her lips.
Shen Xiao felt both anxious and sweet-hearted—this blockhead always liked to rub her feet and pretended not to understand her various hints and suggestions, but in the end, it was her cousin's trick that worked.
She even secretly wondered if he had only reluctantly agreed to give it a try because he saw her crying earlier.
Only when their lips met and she could truly feel his warmth did her anxiety finally subside.
She was relieved, but she had never tried kissing before...
All he did was stick out his tongue. In less than two minutes, he was so out of breath that he had to push Yang Yi away and take a deep breath of fresh air.
Yang Yi was very satisfied with Shen Xiao's reaction. Looking at her flushed cheeks and watery eyes, she reminded her with a mischievous smile, "Humans can actually breathe through their noses."
Shen Xiao rolled her eyes at him, feeling both embarrassed and angry. She closed her eyes and pressed her lips to his again.
I don't know how much time passed, maybe five minutes, maybe ten minutes, or even longer.
Suddenly, there was a knocking sound at the door.
Shen Xiao was startled, hurriedly broke free, straightened her clothes, and blushed as she dashed into the bathroom.
Yang Yi quickly straightened his collar, making sure there were no marks, before clearing his throat and calling out, "Come in."
Xia He pushed open the door and came in, just as she began to speak: "Boss, the pig farm..."
Before she could finish speaking, she noticed the faint teeth marks on Yang Yi's lips and swallowed the rest of her words with an unnatural expression.
Yang Yi glanced at Xia He, whose expression had slightly changed, and coughed guiltily, "Ahem! What happened at the pig farm?"
Xia He then came to her senses, straightened her expression, and spoke in a serious tone:
"Sun Shan, head of the 'Pig Farm Glory Studio,' has just personally engaged in a heated exchange with Xun Teng!"
"Cough cough cough cough!" Upon hearing this news, Yang Yi was truly stunned this time, and quickly took out her phone to open social media to watch the drama unfold.
Good heavens, he only kissed someone for a short while, and there's already such a commotion outside!
On the homepage, several viral posts have already flooded the screen:
[Ji Feng's single shot wiped out Xun Teng's 20 billion yuan]
[Many thanks to Ji Feng from XunTeng for helping me avoid this pitfall]
In the post, Sun Shan made sarcastic and veiled remarks about Tencent. It should be noted that the last person to dare to act so aggressively was Yang Yi.
That was only possible because they had the right timing, location, and popular support, plus a solid stance, allowing them to stand upright on the high ground of justice and condemn XunTeng.
XunTeng had no choice but to swallow its pride and bear the consequences.
What gives you the audacity to be the head of Guangyao Studio, a small pig farm?
Is this a cosplay of the Red-Clad Cult Leader?
The Red-Clothed Cult Leader also escaped back then; if he had been any slower, he would have been imprisoned!
Do they really think Little Ma is a gentleman? They think arranging a fight in the park is all it takes?
Although Ma Ying-jeou is low-key and cultured, he is the most ruthless when it comes to taking action.
Yang Yi could only praise Sun Shan as a brave warrior and wish him good luck...
After all, Yang Yi didn't see any conflict between the two...
As for the disastrous failure of "Operation Terrorist Hunt"... being bad is the original sin.
"I'm very interested to see what kind of counterattack XunTeng will employ..."
Xia He accepted the order and left the office, brushing a strand of hair behind her ear and revealing a charming smile:
"Mr. Yang, you could also consider Xia He. Although this is my first time as well, I don't think I'll bite your lip."
After saying that, he turned and left, closing the office door behind him.
Upon hearing this, Yang Yi immediately sensed that something bad was about to happen.
Sure enough, Shen Xiao ran out of the bathroom, did a Russian sit-up, and then kissed him fiercely...