PFC Chapter 882 - 885: Hellish Joke
Chapter 882 - 885: Hellish Joke
Thinking of this, Liu Ergou nodded.But very quickly, Liu Ergou noticed something.
"Ah, that's not right!" Liu Ergou said irritatedly. "I almost got led into it by you, you little brat!"
"You said your mom is the leader of the Great Blade Society, she's just that, I could say I'm Ultraman too!"
"I still have to go fight monsters to protect the Earth later!"
Liu Ergou's playful words made Xia Wanwan reach out and lightly pound his chest.
"Couldn't be serious!" Xia Wanwan said teasingly.
"You think I'm joking with you? What I said is all true. If you don't believe me, go ask my mom yourself, and you'll know I'm not lying!"
But Liu Ergou said, "Come on, even if your mom is, she wouldn't admit it if I asked directly!"
One sentence made Xia Wanwan lapse into thought.
Xia Wanwan lay there, pondering for nearly a whole minute, before her eyes lit up.
"I know how I should ask!" Xia Wanwan said. "So, when the time comes..."
After Xia Wanwan finished her plan, Liu Ergou rolled his eyes.
"Give it a rest already, I'll even have to take your mom down."
"You know very well that everything this morning was just a coincidence. Do you think there are so many coincidences in the world!"
"Too many coincidences turn into carefully planned designs!"
Yet Xia Wanwan tapped herself on the chest.
"Rest assured, leave this to me. When the time comes, watch me. I promise I'll succeed!"
Seeing Xia Wanwan's confident expression.
Liu Ergou didn't know what to say for a moment.
He's heard of pitfalls for dads and sons, but never, ever heard of pitfalls for moms.
And doing it so brazenly too.
Liu Ergou was truly speechless.
Just as Liu Ergou was speechless, Xia Wanwan added, "When the time comes, once it's proven that what I said is true."
"You absolutely cannot go back on your word; you must protect me. My mom is too terrifying like that!"
"I'm really scared!"
Hearing Xia Wanwan speak like that, Liu Ergou nodded.
"Don't worry, you're my woman now, I will definitely protect you, even if it costs me my life to keep you safe, rest assured about that!"
Having received such a promise from Liu Ergou, Xia Wanwan was immediately moved to tears.
"Waa waa waa, I didn't expect you to be so good." Xia Wanwan said, "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have gone for this kind of method, but rather, a more gentle approach!"
This statement made Liu Ergou's head turn dark.
A gentler approach?
Probably even more brutal than now.
Though, this thought Liu Ergou kept to himself, he didn't say it out loud.
Because there was more important business now.
Seeing Liu Ergou laughing, pulled Xia Wanwan into his arms.
"I haven't finished talking yet. Protecting you is fine, but you need to take some real action!"
"Without real action, it's hard for me to get things done!"
While saying this, Liu Ergou winked at Xia Wanwan.
Immediately, Xia Wanwan understood Liu Ergou's meaning.
Then she spoke irritably, "Ugh, just wasted that touch of emotion, didn't expect you to be unchanged!"
"So annoying!"
With that, Xia Wanwan flipped over and straddled Liu Ergou.
Soon, the room began to get lively again.
About half an hour later.
Xia Wanwan couldn't take it anymore, started begging for mercy.
"I can't do it anymore, I'm done, let me go, if you keep going, I'll be done for!"
Seeing Xia Wanwan's tightly furrowed brows, Liu Ergou knew he wasn't lying, so he let him go.
And Xia Wanwan looked at Liu Ergou at the moment, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Liu Ergou said irritably, "What's so funny?"
Xia Wanwan replied, "Of course it's you, your appearance now is quite amusing! I can't help it!"
In response to Xia Wanwan, Liu Ergou rolled his eyes.
"How are you saying that, if it weren't for you, would I be like this?"
After hearing Liu Ergou's words, Xia Wanwan didn't speak immediately, but looked around.
Then she pointed at the door.
"Hey, you can't just focus on me. There are two more outside!"
"Why don't you go for them two later? Anyway, if you strike, they can't resist. Other than giving in, there's no other way!"
Just as Liu Ergou was about to say, he wasn't like Xia Wanwan, untrustworthy.
But before the words were spoken, hurried footsteps sounded outside the door.
Upon hearing this, Xia Wanwan and Liu Ergou exchanged glances.
They both immediately understood.
Qiao Yuzhu and Zhou Yuxian, the two of them had been eavesdropping all along!
This means... Xia Wanwan's secret had been directly exposed.
And of course, Xia Wanwan understood this too.
At this time, Xia Wanwan's face also darkened.
"Ergou, those two eavesdropped on our conversation. No way, this time, they absolutely can't be let off!"
"My matter absolutely can't be known by those two!"
Hearing these words, Liu Ergou nodded.
"Got it, I'll kill and silence them immediately. You go get me cement."
With one sentence from Liu Ergou, Xia Wanwan was dumbfounded.
"Huh?!"
"What cement? What killing and silencing, what nonsense are you talking about!" Xia Wanwan said with a face full of panic. "Who told you to do that!"
"I meant you should just take those two in, who's thinking of killing them off!"
"Gosh, I'm starting to regret it, I'm afraid you and my mom are alike, both kill without blinking an eye!"
"Oh no, oh no... I'm doomed now!"
After saying this, Xia Wanwan lay on her bed, gazing hopelessly at the ceiling.
Originally thought she found a lifesaver, but who knew she'd found a killing spirit.
That's... this...
Suddenly, Xia Wanwan felt like jumping off the building.
And Liu Ergou looked at Xia Wanwan's expression, couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha, Wanwan, aren't you a bit too scared!" Liu Ergou said laughingly.
"Just kidding with you, who said about killing and silencing, look how scared you are!"
"Really hopeless!" Saying this, Liu Ergou tapped Xia Wanwan's little head.
Hearing Liu Ergou's words, Xia Wanwan couldn't help jumping from the bed and biting Liu Ergou's finger.
While mumbling unclearly, "Jerk! This joke isn't funny at all!"
"Never again with such hellish pranks! Do you know you'll scare people to death!"