Yu-Gi-Oh!, the Roar of the Weak

Chapter 329 Infiltrating the Host Club

"We have the results! Sure enough, that Ms. Mi Nuo is quite a legend. It's said that she once worked at the KONG OF ROLAND host club on the third floor, charging 100 per person, and at dawn she was the only one standing as she walked out of the club," Ai Xiao said excitedly.

"And another thing, it's said that she keeps over 50 male lovers in her second-floor mansion. Every night when she's not at a male escort club, she throws parties at home, and she even hauls home truckloads of wine!" Xiaoyou said excitedly.

"That's right, that's right. It's said that although she spends money like water, enough to provide a year's worth of revenue for a host club in just one night, none of these host clubs can satisfy him."

"It's said that she's been looking for a host club that would satisfy her, so she chose to come to the fourth floor this time."

Two people who love gossip started chattering excitedly.

Watching the two lost in their own world, Di Xing couldn't help but think to himself: "Are you reporters from some gossip tabloid? Seriously, one against 100 is way too much! Is she some kind of Yagami lady? Is she helping him find Kyoshiro? Or the Yorozuya?" (Gintama reference)

"In short, she's a weirdo," Di Xing interrupted the two cute girls who had turned into infatuated women, and concluded, "So how should we approach her?"

"I have a good idea," Xiaoyou said with a sly smile.

......

"Ready? I'm going to pull back the curtain, one, two, three!" Outside the changing room of Youquan Pavilion, Xiaoyou grinned mischievously as she pulled back the curtain.

Auntie, press down once?~?~

Accompanied by catchy music, the male escort trio of Di Xing, Shi Xun, and Xiao Yi made a dazzling entrance.

Di Xing was wearing an ill-fitting waiter's uniform, his legs crossed in a cross shape, his hands on his hips, his chest thrust forward, and his eyes looking at a 45-degree angle to the right front.

Shi Xun stood sideways to Di Xing's right, dressed in a blue samurai outfit. His left arm was bent upwards, his left hand coolly pressed against his head, while his right arm was held horizontally in front of him, with a samurai sword slung behind his back.

Xiao Yi, on the other hand, wore a golden wig and a flashy purple suit, his legs spread wide apart, and his hands crossed in front of his chest in a diagonal cross shape.

Xiao You's excited expression even turned cute as she jumped into the middle of the three to introduce them to everyone.

"Hello everyone! Let me introduce our three newly appointed star male escorts!"

"Aishidisi Lava Stone!"

"Kazu Meteor!"

"Vaum, the wind howls!"

A cross appeared on Di Xing's temple. Enraged, she grabbed the chibi-style Xiao Yi and punched her hard in the temple.

"You bastard, you're trying to scam two families at once! Aren't you afraid we'll get a lawyer's letter? And why didn't you let Xiao Yi play the role of Aisidishi, whose magic is fire?"

Xiao You, wincing in pain, quickly said, "Ah, you're not happy with this name? We can change it!"

"Let's name them Orange Stone Hang, Cherry Blossom Road Star, and Caesar Jia Xiaoyi!"

Di Xing got even angrier and continued to burp at her temples. "Is this just a matter of changing your name? And your new name isn't good either. Even though that old scoundrel Jiangnan is universally condemned, you can't say that all Dragon Clan fans are dead!"

"Ouch! Dragons? What dragons? My inspiration came from the bestselling novel 'Jiangnan Must Die'!"

Oh my god, Jiangnan, you've done so many bad things! Even in this other world, your dragon fans are still after you!

"No way!" Di Xing released Xiao You, who glared at him with teary eyes.

“Yeah, this taste is terrible,” Xiao Yi said, yanking off the golden wig.

"I always feel like I'll become stupid if I'm with you guys."

"Besides, this isn't a comic book! Do you think they'll take us if we go to that host club?"

"Yes, the three of you are fairly good-looking, and it's said that many male escorts have already run away because they're afraid of Ms. Mi Nuo," Ai Xiao added.

"Is it really that terrifying???" It really is Ms. Yagami!

"It is said that every time Ms. Mi Nuo goes to a certain establishment, more than half of the male escorts there are sent to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning."

"I...I can't hold my liquor."

"Me too, Ai Xiao, have you forgotten that time I got completely drunk after just one drink?"

Ai Xiao recalled her experience on the fire truck, and her face immediately turned red. "Stop, stop nagging, do you have a better way?"

The three men immediately wilted.

"Then let's go quickly!"

"At least let us change back into our own clothes," Di Xing tried to protest in a final gesture.

"No, we have to leave now!"

And so the three of them were forcibly pushed by the girls to a large host club in the pillar area—Akiya PLAAIN (Plain, which together means Akiya Plain).

As soon as I arrived at the gate, I saw a very dowdy-looking woman in a bespectacled suit clinging to the leg of a flamboyantly dressed man in a blue suit and blue leather pants.

"Blue Little Wave! You can't leave!"

"Let me go! I don't want to end up in the hospital from all that drinking! Didn't you say I could take time off? I haven't had a day off in two years, so I'm just asking for one day off today."

"Not today! The boss will fire you!"

"That's better than drinking yourself to death!"

"Ms. Mi Nuo is very generous!"

"You have to be alive to spend the money first!"

The flamboyant man forcefully shook off the woman's bespectacled hand, then, with his long legs clad in gold Chelsea boots, he strode away as if his wings were flying.

The three boys couldn't help but swallow hard.

"What should I do? My boss will kill me if this continues!" The bespectacled woman cried, turning her head to see Di Xing and his two strangely dressed companions beside her.

She took off her glasses in disbelief, rubbed them, and after confirming she wasn't seeing things, a sharp golden light flashed in her eyes.

"You're here to be gigolos, aren't you!?"

"Ah, how did you figure that out?" Di Xing was dumbfounded!

"Your clothes are clearly from a low-class host club!"

Xiao You, who was secretly watching from the side, clutched her chest in anguish.

The woman with glasses quickly jumped around, sizing up the three of them, and even took out a tape measure to measure their shoulder width.

"Hmm, you guys all have good looks! It's just that your clothes are really tasteless. Has your host club gone out of business yet?"

"Pfft!" Xiao You spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Do you guys even have stage names? Forget it, they'd probably be really lame!"

"Wah!" Xiaoyou burst into tears. This was too hurtful!

"Come on, let me redesign you from head to toe. My name is Opal, and I can definitely turn you into top-notch male escorts!"

Before the three of them could say a word, Miss Opal dragged them into the shop.

The girls outside then came out.

"The plan seems to be going quite smoothly?" Li Fei Hua Yue said, somewhat dazed. Things were developing too fast.

"Hmm, it seems so," Lunya said, somewhat confused.

"Aren't we going in? Dai Meng, I'm a little curious," Dai Meng said, peering blankly into the store.

"I...we won't go in, okay?" Lunya hurriedly waved her hand.

"But what if that lecherous guy meets a beautiful woman inside and gets kidnapped!?"

Alarm bells rang in the hearts of all the women!