Chapter 345 Brawl
Chapter 345 Brawl
Di Xing hurriedly removed the plastic wrap from Xiao Yi's head.
"Xiao Yi, are you alright?"
Xiao Yi'er woke up, "Waaah, I'm not clean anymore!"
"If you're not dead, get well soon and get back to work."
"You motherfucker"
Opal sighed, "I was such an idiot to have any expectations of these guys."
However, Ms. Mi Nuo watched all of this with a smile.
The second round of the game began, and the cards were quickly dealt. This time, Shi Xun received the King card.
Shi Xun looked at the card, scratched his head. He wasn't actually interested in the grand scheme that Di Xing had promised him—the joint business venture with the chamber of commerce. Mainly, he thought Di Xing was crazy; he figured Di Xing would definitely lose everything in business.
But things are different now. Looking into Opal's gem-like eyes, Shi Xun was determined to fulfill Opal's wish. Wait, Opal?
Opal stealthily approached Ms. Minuo from behind with a mirror. In the mirror, Shi Xun could see Ms. Opal's number tag: 2!
So clever, Ms. Opal! Much more reliable than that Di Xing!
"Now, please have contestant number 6 give a love confession to contestant number 2."
"I...I'm number 6," Di Xing stood up. He had also noticed Opal's subtle movements, so if nothing unexpected happened, number 2 should be Mi Nuo...
Bai Yiqi raised his number 2 card.
It's you, oh my god!
Di Xing glanced at Opal, who was anxiously holding up a mirror, and immediately understood. Damn it, the number in the mirror was reversed compared to reality—it was 5! But it was too late; he could only bite the bullet and go for it.
"Once, a sincere love was placed before me, but I did not cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it deeply. There is nothing more painful in this world than this. If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to put a time limit on this love, I hope it would be ten thousand years!"
Di Xing gritted his teeth and said those words to Bai Yiqi, but Bai Yiqi's face actually turned slightly red.
Why are you blushing like a teapot?!
The third round of the game started, and Qu Chongyao got the King card. Damn it, isn't it still Ms. Mi Nuo?
"Number 1, please perform your best talent for everyone."
That's great! This way, even if we don't specifically request Ms. Mi Nuo, she can still enjoy the talent show.
Then, WHITE Utsumi, dressed in bizarre attire, stood up expressionlessly, picked up a cane, walked to the center of the field, and said to Ms. Mino, "Then there is only one answer." Then, with a snap, he broke the cane with his knee. "I will pledge my allegiance to you!"
An eerie silence fell over the scene, and then WHITE·Utsumi knelt down in shame.
Just then, Qi Bai, who had disappeared, suddenly appeared out of nowhere. The toad jumped in front of the inner sea and said, "That's the expression I've always wanted to see, that expression of jealousy towards me."
"No, didn't you go back to the real world?"
"Hahaha, this is hilarious! You guys are so funny, I have to join in the fun!"
The game restarts
This time, Xiao Yi drew the King. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Please invite number 4 to come up on stage and introduce your Tamashi (soul) to everyone."
Oh, that's great! All you have to do is go up and say that your Tamachi is Ms. Minuo, and then shower her with compliments, and you'll make her smile.
Then, blue·xiaolang, who drew number 4, calmly stood up.
"Great!" Opal clenched his fist. None of the previous winners were his shop's top male escorts. Blue Little Wave might be a bit timid, but his skills were excellent; he was sure to win over Ms. Mi Nuo's heart.
blue·Xiaolang walked to the center of the stage, his golden Chelsea boots clicking.
"Ono Tamah! It's those Chelsea shoes on Ono's feet!"
"What are you talking about, Blue Little Wave? Your Tamashi is definitely a customer."
"Even if the King of Heaven himself came, my Tamash would still be wearing these Chelsea shoes."
As if struck by a blow, Blue Little Wave threw off his arms and strode out of the store at breakneck speed.
...Opal covered his face
Bai Yiqi was the next to draw the King. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Number 6, please feed number 9 cake!"
Opal, upon hearing this, hurriedly looked up: "Oh, oh, this method? Choosing a completely harmless action, even two handsome guys feeding each other cake has a 'bromance' feel to it. Maybe it will satisfy Ms. Minuo. These people are all suitable..."
"Smack!" Xiao Yi slammed the cake directly onto Qu Zhongyao's face.
Then Green received the King's Card, which read, "Please feed cart number 7 to cart number 8 with chocolate Pocky (slim biscuit sticks)."
"Swish!" Qu Chongyao immediately picked up the Pocky stick and stabbed it into Xiao Yi's eyes.
The scene was chaotic, but the game continued.
Di Xing drew the King again. Since he had chosen excitement, he decided to go all out and said in despair, "Number 4 and Number 8, please have a close dance!"
Bai Yiqi and Qi Bai stood up looking constipated. They reluctantly moved closer, but in the instant their bodies crossed, Qi Bai somehow passed right through them.
"Oh dear, I think I'm a holographic projection right now."
"Then what the hell are you doing here?!"
The game restarted, and this time Red finally managed to grab the King.
As the leader of the Seven-Colored Cowherds, he was undoubtedly the most reliable. So he proposed a 100% feasible plan: "As the king, I want to share the joy with my people, so I will drink the cross-cup wine with everyone separately!"
Holy crap, genius! No wonder he's a professional male escort; this way he can guarantee he'll drink the nuptial wine with Ms. Mi Nuo. Everyone looked at RED with admiration.
Drinking directly with Ms. Mi Nuo would be too formal, so RED smiled and began toasting everyone in turn. But why were there so many male escorts today? RED downed glass after glass of strong liquor, his steps growing heavier and heavier. When he finally reached Ms. Mi Nuo...
"Burp!" He let out a loud burp, then collapsed straight down.
"RED!!!" Everyone exclaimed as Er Kang reached out his hand.
Opal felt like dying right now. Ms. Mi Nuo hadn't even done anything yet, and the male escorts had already knocked themselves out. This place was definitely doomed. God, save me...
“Oh my, this time I am the king!” Ms. Mino’s pleasant voice rang out, and Opal suddenly raised his head. “Thank you, God!”
"So what order should I give?" Ms. Mi Nuo cutely placed her finger on her chin, glanced at Di Xing, then at Ai Xiao and the others who were lying on the sofa next door, staring expectantly at Di Xing.
"I always feel lonely being the only woman around. My order is, Miss Opal, you should join the game too! I love a lively atmosphere. And over there, Hokuto Sensai's support group... you all come and play too!"
"Huh?" Opal was about to wave his hand to decline when, with a "whoosh," Ai Xiao and the others squeezed through, knocking several of the cowherds flying!
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