PFC Chapter 54 If he sprays pesticides and you don't, how will you pass your thesis?
Chapter 54 If he sprays pesticides and you don't, how will you pass your thesis?
"Wow, the elasticity is amazing! Calculating the rebound angle is so tiring!"
Loki, her tail swaying precariously on the ground as if she were about to fall, spoke with a strong, resonant voice, even amplified by magic:
"I can't go on like this. My mental energy is completely depleted. If this keeps up, I definitely won't be able to finish my research paper tonight! I'll fail!"
The students in the audience nodded involuntarily, sharing the same sentiment.
Indeed, the theories and papers on ballistics and magic are so torturous; they are a pain for everyone!
Just then, a glint flashed in Loxi's eyes, and his tail suddenly became unusually flexible, quickly pulling out a bottle emitting an eerie pale green light from under his mage robe.
With a flick of the tail tip, the bottle cap popped open.
She grabbed the drink, tilted her head back, and downed it in one gulp.
"Glug glug! Awesome!"
next second.
Suddenly, Rosie's two small horns emitted a dazzling blue light, her magic erupted instantly, and at the same time, her azure pupils contracted slightly...
She has the aura of a top student!
She exuded an amazing academic aura, and her surging magic was like a whirlwind, forcing her juniors to back away!
Even some instructors who were not deeply skilled in cultivation were forced to retreat!
"It's here! Inspiration is flowing!"
With a blank expression, Luo Xi recited the GG word, and instantly spread out his two mental dragon claws, grabbing four quill pens with his two claws, one hand, and a tail. Four parchment sheets appeared in the air in front of him.
"Mentor Zhu En, please continue using Blazing Inferno! I need to stimulate my thinking!"
Zhu En was taken aback, and subconsciously threw a few more large fireballs.
Bang bang bang.
Rosie swung her four quills wildly, sparks flying across the parchment, and the quill tips even left afterimages!
With just a casual wave of her left-hand shield, she easily deflected all the large fireballs, and even managed to heat up her quill pen using the residual heat from the friction!
"Alright, Chapter 1 complete. Data confirmed for Chapter 2. Using Formula 33 of the Magic Theory—it's practically four times faster!"
Loxi spoke rapidly: "This bottle of Lelong has tripled my thinking speed! Now I can not only block a seventh-tier scholar's fireball, but I can also unlock three alchemical formulas!"
This series of bizarre actions left the entire school's teachers and students dumbfounded and speechless.
Vance stood there dumbfounded, completely unaware that his thermos had fallen to the ground.
But Fang Qi knew the time was ripe.
His screen flashed, bold red text accompanied by alarm sounds, banners everywhere, and GG language scrolling across the screen, striking the very soul of every student in the school.
First, create anxiety:
Still losing hair because you can't write your thesis? Still frustrated by your slow reaction time in exams?
"Look at that senior student on stage. She's getting injections, and you're not. How are you going to write a paper that beats hers?"
Then exaggerate the effects:
"Feeling sleepy or tired? Then drink Lelong!"
"One sip to invigorate, two sips to sharpen your mind, three sips for a burst of magical power! Get your brain working at top speed!"
Finally, they used their ultimate promotional tactic:
"The basic version is originally priced at 30 credits per bottle, but when purchased with the Metra Standard Cube, you'll receive an extra 1 credit, making the total only 701 credits!"
"Add rubber shields to the package, all three for only 2701 credits!"
The "Le Long" regular version is basically just Tarosha's iced mint with sparkling water. The cost is basically just the bottle, so it's fine to give it away as a free gift.
As for whether it has the effect of refreshing the mind, that depends on individual constitution.
Anyway, I don't know if Luo Xi's mind became sharper after drinking the iced mint sparkling water, but she definitely felt refreshed and even burped...
Besides, a bottle only costs 30 credits. You can't even afford a glass of local wheat wine here. Everyone knows what's going on. Do you really think you can return it?
Fang Qi actually has not only iced mint water, but also various other flavors, and even advanced and master-level versions with added ingredients and entries.
However, all of this depends on feedback, so we need to proceed step by step and there's no rush.
People in the academy have never seen this kind of marketing tactic before.
With live demonstrations, product promotions, and the exploitation of anxiety, the students were immediately overwhelmed and disoriented.
"God of knowledge!" A student from the Alchemy Department broke down on the spot.
"I lose a ton of hair just writing one paper! She drank Lelong and can multitask, writing four papers at the same time?!"
The magic-major underachiever waved his credit card, trying to rush in front of Fang Qi, but was stopped by the golem maintaining order. He immediately wailed, "Let me buy it! Without it, I'm doomed for my theory exam tomorrow!"
Rocco scratched his head, looked at the salted fish in his hand, and felt that he might need to replenish his brain.
Even the mentors on the podium subtly changed their gaze towards Fang Qi:
Anyway, if you buy a block and get a Lelong for free, you can get it for just one more credit. Why not give it a try?
Seeing that everyone's attention was completely drawn to Mr. Box, Rosie on the stage breathed a sigh of relief.
She gave Zhu En a wink, and without waiting to see if the other person understood, she dashed off the stage.
No, this is too stimulating. My heart can't take it. I need to take a break.
He casually pulled out a special edition "Le Long" cigarette, took a puff, and then avoided the students, heading towards the commercial area.
Now that Mr. Box has launched its main product, it must be planning to open a store.
I happen to have some free time now, so I'll go find a better spot.
As I turned the corner, an unexpected figure came into view.
"Professor Seth, you've come out from underground?" Rose greeted him.
"Congratulations, Blue-Eyed Dragon Girl." Seth stood ramrod straight, his gaze sweeping over Rosie's head, his tone appreciative as he spoke to himself:
"Your aura just now was excellent. As a member of the dragon's family, you have lived up to the dragon's majesty."
Congratulations means you've become a mentor? As for Dragon's Majesty... is he probably praising how cool his magic burst is?
Luo Xi didn't understand, so this was the only way she could interpret it.
The two had different magical frequencies, making communication difficult. She planned to exchange a polite greeting and then run away, leaving the more strategic thinking to Mr. Box.
"Professor Seth, I'll go check out the business district first. See you in a few days."
After saying that, he shrank back and tried to slip past.
"Wait a minute," Seth called out to Losi.
Having emerged from the underground ruins, he certainly wasn't there to wander around.
"Here, take this. Don't tarnish its reputation!"
Luo Xi turned around and saw a stick flying towards his head. He instinctively scooped it up and found it smooth and cold to the touch, with a very unusual feel.
"The Dragon Summoning Flute?!" she exclaimed in surprise upon seeing what she held in her hand.
Everyone in the academy knows that the Dragon Summoning Flute is practically Seth's second life; he's always with the flute by his side.
Why would Seth suddenly be so generous as to give it to me?
Are they courting death? Or do they want to live?
Rosie looked somewhat bewildered.
"You'll find it useful," Seth said, his eyes never leaving the flute, emphasizing again.
"If you were a dragon..." He flicked his trench coat, leaving behind a dashing silhouette.
"Then make good use of it."