PFC Chapter 149 Thailand Section 77: Phuket and Pattaya
Chapter 149 Thailand Section 77: Phuket and Pattaya
Upon hearing the news that the day was over, everyone couldn't help but relax.
Xia Yu:
(??vдv??) How did it end so quickly!?
Order of commerce:
Not enough... let's do it again.
Xu Jianian:
o(╥﹏╥)o You guys finally let me go!
Mu Qing:
(.﹒?︿﹒?.) It looks fun, but it's nerve-wracking.
Duan Xiaotang:
?(；′Д｀?) Shanglai, please update more often, it's fun, I love playing.
Li Yan:
(?????) Does anyone know? Pretending to enjoy it even when you're not having fun? Shang Lai, given our relationship, could you possibly make a simplified version for middle-aged people?
Barrage:
(It's finally over. How's Xu Dawang doing? Is he still in good shape? This show can't do without him!)
(Suddenly, I broke down emotionally and secretly went to the bathroom to cry, only to find a giant golden python in every stall.)
(It turns out the most captivating characters aren't Xu Jianian, Fu Jingnian, or Shen Youyou; there's another master upstairs. I humbly admit defeat.)
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"At the end of the Thailand episode, our four groups of guests can go to any location for a date and take intimate photos. The expenses will be reimbursed by the production team. See you in Dubai next."
Director Ma sent a voice message in the group chat.
Thailand's Phuket Island.
The clear blue sky and the sea reflect each other, and the clouds float freely like cotton wool.
The sand was fine and soft; Duan Xiaotang felt as if she were walking on clouds.
The sea breeze blows, and the palm trees sway gracefully.
The Andaman Sea, a deep blue, shimmered in the distance.
"Big Head, why are you so interested in those crabs?"
Li Yan squatted down to the side with a serious expression, watching intently as the group of small red crabs moved their home.
"Sea crabs have hard and sturdy shells. They like to live in the intertidal zone and in the sand and mud on the seabed. They are very active animals, so I like to observe them."
As Li Yan spoke, she gently picked up a crab.
He happily placed the crab in Duan Xiaotang's palm.
"This little guy is not only fun, but also very delicious. It has tender and nutritious meat and is even used as a medicinal ingredient."
Duan Xiaotang chuckled twice, feeling the little crab crawling on her skin, which tickled slightly.
"Let me take a picture with my phone."
Li Yan took out her phone, and the camera focused on the little crab climbing up Duan Xiaotang's arm.
"Is the picture quality of your phone high-resolution?"
Duan Xiaotang asked.
"High definition! This is a Chili phone, guaranteed to be high definition!"
Barrage:
(Oh no, it's Hiroko! The main force must retreat immediately!)
(So what if they make money? Let them profit!)
(Hilarious! This phone is appearing so frequently. The chili pepper brand is really generous!)
After spending the morning looking at crabs, the two chartered a boat for a trip.
A sea breeze blew, and Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang arrived at the bow of the ship.
"Uncle, could you please take a group photo for us? Thank you!"
Li Yan handed her phone to the fisherman.
The middle-aged man, who didn't understand Chinese, shook his head.
Duan Xiaotang opened the camera, and he immediately understood.
The two sat down, their bodies close together, their eyes fixed intently on the camera.
"Click."
The photo captures this moment.
After taking the photos, the two posted them on Weibo.
Comment area:
I heard that if your name is long, some idiots will try to pronounce it: Hmm? Something's not right, Li Datou, tell me the truth, did you secretly Photoshop your head to be smaller? I remember when I stood next to Tangtang, Tangtang's tiny skull made you look like a Chihuahua.
Liquan Beer: Nonsense, my uncle doesn't Photoshop his photos. He must have lost weight from participating in the show. As everyone knows, Director Ma's reality show is just a disguised version of "Transformation". Look, the kid has lost weight from exhaustion.
I heard that even short names get some attention: the internet remembers, and the audience's eyes are sharp. No, the people upstairs are calling him "uncle," hahaha.
Li Yan responded: I didn't secretly Photoshop it; it was done openly.
Duan Xiaotang reposted: Hahahaha, I can testify, he openly spent three hours photoshopping, and in the end he made himself look like an alien. If it weren't for the studio's approval, he would definitely have posted it, and it would have been trending on social media for all the laughs.
Then she posted a picture that was heavily filtered.
In the photo, Li Yan's head has bumps and undulations on top, a pointed chin, and big eyes, like a coconut.
Duan Xiaotang: Sorry, I accidentally typed it. Please believe me, hahaha.
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"You want a tutorial on jumping with the Uzi? Do you even deserve it?"
Xia Yu, furious at the sight of the boxed goods, uttered a famous line.
"Don't panic, watch my amazing move."
Shang Xu took over Xia Yu's title of "King of Elimination." He had nimble fingers, keen hearing, and exceptional predictive ability.
"That's the sixth brother!"
Xia Yu pointed at the screen and complained.
"OK."
Shang Xu shot the enemy in the head.
The words "final blow" appeared, and Xia Yu was recalled.
"Yes, I got the chicken dinner!"
The two of them jumped up and high-fived like children.
Barrage:
(How can a 240-month-old baby not be considered a baby!)
(How can a baby who is 7200 days old not be considered a baby?)
(I want to play PUBG with you guys too!)
Along the long coastline, golden sands are kissed by the sunlight.
The azure sea gently lapped against the embankment, waves surging and rolling.
The coconut palms rustled in the sea breeze, and the streets and alleys were filled with Thai charm.
Pattaya boasts a 38-year history and is one of the best destinations for extreme high-altitude challenges in Thailand.
"It's your turn to parachute."
The tour guide called them over.
"Ook, we're here!"
Xia Yu selected tandem paragliding as her activity.
Barrage:
(??( ? )?? Our Xia Daddy really knows how to have fun.)
Xia Yushangxu stood on the grassy slope, the wind billowing his paraglider, like a giant bird waiting to take flight.
At the staff's command, the two ran forward and were steadily carried into the sky by the umbrella.
Below me lay rolling green fields, and in the far distance stretched the endless sea.
The wind whispered in my ear, and the hem of my clothes rustled.
"Won't it fall into the sea?"
Shang Xu sensed that the gliding route was not right.
"Don't rush, let's take a group photo first."
Xia Yu held up an action camera to take a picture.
"yeah!"
Shang Xu cooperated by making a "V" sign.
Xia Yu couldn't take pictures; she only felt that the wind was blowing so hard that it was difficult to operate.
The mini drone zoomed out, and in the live stream, viewers could see their paragliders gliding over the lawn where they landed, heading straight towards the beach.
"Frog fun!"
Xia Yu was startled; her vision changed from green grass to white sand.
"Don't panic, it's a minor incident!"
Shang Xu forcefully controlled the direction, and the paraglider flew over the beach.
"It's all thanks to you that I escaped this disaster."
"No, it's an inescapable fate."
As soon as she finished speaking, her feet touched the cool seawater.
Holy crap!
Xia Yu looked down and saw them gliding on the seawater.
Xia Yu: =????(???*).
"Unlocking a hidden experience, gliding on the sea surface, right?"
"Cooperate with me."
"You only have three words, so why don't you give me a prescription?"
Viewers in the live stream, on tenterhooks, saw the paraglider suddenly spin rapidly just before it plunged into the sea, leaving the two people facing upwards and the paraglider downwards.
After gliding for nearly twenty seconds amidst the splashing waves, the two floated on the sea, leaning against the back of the umbrella.
No near misses.