PFC Chapter 153 Dubai Chapter 03: The Scammer's Tavern 2
Chapter 153 Dubai Chapter 03: The Scammer's Tavern 2
Shang Xu then treated himself to a bottle of Nutritional Express.
(Win) Yang Express Line.
Bullet comments: ~
What do you mean by this??
Li Yan sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation.
The clueless guy next to him happily started drinking.
"It tastes pretty good. I didn't expect you to be so thoughtful, Lao Shang!"
Xu Jianian happily finished it in one gulp.
"I didn't mean anything by it, I just wanted to treat everyone to drinks."
Shang Xu lies without thinking.
"Yes, Old Shang meant well. That milk tastes pretty good!"
Xu Jianian winked sweetly at Shang Xu across the street.
They looked like close buddies.
Barrage:
((? ??_??)? The two swords have joined forces and are back in action!!)
(Where did Old Shang learn this? He's gone astray now, hahaha, so funny! He's such a loser, losing at getting water, losing at getting IV drips, you're something else!)
((??w??)ShuanQ, I've learned another trick. Tonight, when I play mahjong, I'll buy special "Lose-Losing" cards for my three mahjong buddies. They'll get water and IV drips from Dongfang (a brand of cigarettes), and I'll drink Want Want milk. May my mahjong games be prosperous! Hehehe!!)
Before the game started, the props team brought out three more explosives.
Including the original one, now each person has one.
"Good guy!"
Xu Jianian remained silent.
"Games start."
The card dealer placed in the middle begins to rotate and dispense cards.
"This game is a 'moon game'."
"Start playing cards from the Shang sequence."
Shang Xu glanced at the five cards in his hand.
Three Moons, two Magicians.
"Five moons."
At the very beginning of the game, all five cards were discarded.
Li Yan, the next player, widened his eyes slightly.
He can choose to question or not question the authenticity of the cards.
If the questioning is correct, then cut a thread in the business order.
He was wrong to question it, so he cut a piece of the thread himself.
"You only have thirty seconds to think."
Love said.
"I question it!"
Li Yan went to open Shang Xu's five cards.
"Hahaha."
Shang Xu helplessly spread his hands, letting out a playful laugh like prey taking the bait.
Li Yan saw three Moons and two Magician cards, making a total of five Moons.
"Why…."
He sighed.
"It's alright, Brother Li Yan, the explosive has three wires."
Shang Xu opened the way.
Li Yan picked up the scissors and looked at the three lines—red, blue, and green—on the explosive.
Barrage:
(I bet Big Head cut the red thread because it's his lucky color!)
(I bet on Tangtang cutting the blue line because Tangtang likes blue!)
(The betting game between the two upstairs neighbors is already set; I'm just here to watch the show!)
Li Yan hesitated between the three lines, holding a pair of scissors.
"Go ahead and cut your head, Big Head! I'm watching from here!"
Duan Xiaotang, who was in the waiting area, hummed a couple of lines out of tune.
Barrage:
(Who would have thought that these accomplished actors and actresses are not only tone-deaf but also uncoordinated? Hahaha, who would believe it if I told them?!)
(Upstairs, I still can't forget the big-headed water buffalo mooing and the elderly square dancing!!)
Under the expectant gaze of everyone, Li Yan made a single cut with the scissors.
There was a "click".
Cut the blue line with scissors.
"Bang…."
A soft sound.
Black smoke billowed out; the explosives had detonated.
"Cough cough cough..."
The four people coughed at varying degrees.
"Brother Li Yan, are you alright?"
Shang Xu stepped forward to take a look.
A hand emerged from the smoke and waved.
"Frog Fun, this is amazing!"
Duan Xiaotang was surprised.
She breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Li Yan report that she was safe.
"So you think that Director Luo's ruthlessness is on par with Director Ma's, only Director Ma is more deserving of a beating."
Xia Yu's rant.
Xia Yu: <(｀^′)＞.
Here.
Facing the sun, Director Ma, whose slippers were practically smoking, sneezed violently.
"Ah!"
"Who is it that has no sense of public decency?"
"You're insulting me, an old man, aren't you!?"
Director Ma, drenched in sweat, climbed up a slope, only to find it becoming increasingly steep, and his breathing grew louder and louder.
"Oh my god!"
He wasn't paying attention for a moment, and the bicycle started to fall backward.
Go down the slope.
Barrage:
(Hahahahahahahahaha, I'm just kidding, I didn't laugh on purpose, hahahahaha, my good deeds will diminish, my sins are heinous, I repent to God, I'll go eat a high-tech barbecue to atone for my sins, I was wrong, I should repent, I'll do it again next time.)
(I knew I could learn things online!!)
I hate all of you equally!
Director Ma:o(▼ plate▼メ；)o
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Shang Xu also took out a small electric fan from the red plastic bag.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..." the wind blew.
Don't let its small size fool you, it has a strong wind.
A few seconds later, as the smoke cleared, everyone was able to see Li Yan's appearance.
Li Yan's once-perfect hairstyle was now standing on end like a sea urchin, his handsome features were obscured by thick black smoke and dust, and his shirt was also covered in black soot.
The entire audience fell silent for a moment.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
Immediately, bursts of unkind laughter erupted from the surrounding area.
"..."
Li Yan remained silent.
Li Yan: (⊙…⊙).
Barrage:
(How could they mess up our perfectly good Big Head like this?! It's outrageous!!)
(It's okay, the baby can be washed and we can still have another one.)
(You're telling me this is Actor Li???)
"It's alright, Brother Li Yan. You've already experienced what every man goes through. Consider yourself unlucky."
Shang Xu patted Li Yan on the shoulder.
The comforting tone was tinged with a smile.
"Big Head, are you really alright?"
Duan Xiaotang's caring voice came over.
"it's okay no problem!"
Li Yan smiled, revealing his remarkably white teeth.
It's shiny and glossy!
He felt a slight burning sensation immediately after the explosion.
The rising smoke was extremely pungent.
And the impact was so strong, it practically dried your hair.
Shang Xu took a sip of Nutritional Express to calm his nerves.
"Brother, do you want some water?"
Xu Jianian, who had a sweet tooth, pointed to the oriental leaves in front of Li Yan.
Li Yan's throat was sore, and she was too lazy to speak.
Without saying a word, he picked up the Oriental Leaf tea and gulped it down.
"Continue, this round is still the Moon card."
"Let's start with lucky audience member Li Datou!"
After the four people put all the cards back into the card dealer, the machine shuffled the cards for a few seconds and then started dispensing cards one by one.
Li Yan looked at the cards: two moons, one sun, one star, and one magician.
"Two moons."
He played a fake card: a sun and a star.
When the explosion occurred, Xu Jianian was so frightened that she fell backward, chair and all.
He dared not question it easily now, so he chose to keep something in reserve.
"No doubts."
Xu Jianian shook his head.
Li Yan: ??( ? )??.
It was his turn to play a card.
He has a moon, a star, a magician, and two suns.
"A moon."
He played his real cards very carefully.
Xu Jianian: (；′⌒`).
Seeing his expression, Fu Jingnian, the next person in line, wanted to question him.
"question!"
He questioned Xu Jianian and revealed his hand.
Xu Jianian, who hadn't yet figured out the rules, was taken aback.
They thought they were doomed if they were questioned.
Upon opening it, a picture of the moon appears.
Genuine.
"What's the panic?"
"His questioning was wrong; he's going to be in trouble!"
Shang Xu on the other side couldn't help but speak up.
"Oh, I see! Hahahaha!!"
In contrast, Fu Jingnian was not so happy.