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Chapter 158 Dubai Episode 08: I'm Stop Pretending, I'm Xia Yu



Chapter 158 Dubai Episode 08: I'm Stop Pretending, I'm Xia Yu

At the moment of the explosion, they saw two things fly out of the smoke.

With the help of a mini drone's intelligent tracking and filming, viewers in the live stream could vaguely make out two slippers and a wig.

Barrage:

(Hmm?? Let me interview the person involved. How are they doing? Are they alright? Are they alright with things scattered all over the place?)

((?ˉ??ˉ??) Sure enough, Director Ma's revelations are all true. Director Luo really is bald. His wig has been exposed. Director Luo probably never imagined that the information he denied for so long would be revealed in this way!!)

(Hey, Shang Bao, what are you doing standing there? Aren't you going to grab your bucket and run? Don't you want to live today? What about tomorrow? Judging by this, you don't want to live for the next month, do you?)

Amidst a barrage of comments discussing the topic, a hand emerged from the smoke.

He hurriedly picked up the hairpiece and put it back.

The footage was shot in very high definition, and everyone could clearly see a white jade thumb ring on his thumb.

(Luo's baldness is confirmed, hahaha!!)

(Everyone be quiet, don't laugh at anyone, learn from good students like me, pfft... hahahahahahaha, my merit is reduced by 10,000, I'll punish myself by eating KFC with no nutrition for a month!!)

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"Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough!!!"

The incessant coughing of the two men only gradually subsided as the smoke cleared.

"Cough cough... Which brat did this?!"

Director Ma slumped to the ground, looking disheveled.

"Do you even need to ask?"

"That guy surnamed Shang is the one who's in charge of the package!"

Lowe never imagined that he would become so famous and prestigious in the international film industry.

I was surprised to be so embarrassed when I came to this show.

"Directors, my two directors!"

Xiao Liu rushed over, tears streaming down his face.

"Are you guys okay?"

"My heart was pounding with fear."

"It's okay...it's just that my butt hurts a little..."

The two directors were helped up.

The entire crew crowded around, peeking and asking questions.

"Director Ma, are you alright?"

Fu Jingnian pushed through the crowd.

He and Shen Youyou, full of mischief, sidled up to Director Ma and whispered in his ear:

"That Shang Xu is going too far! He completely disregards the two directors. If it weren't for this show, he'd probably be digging for wild vegetables on some mountain. He's really gotten a little popularity and some fans' tolerance and now he's become so arrogant and lawless!!"

Barrage:

(That's enough, those two don't even have to do anything, just standing there makes me want to throw up.)

(Upstairs, if you're pregnant, try to use your phone less.)

(It appears that the dishes "mock crab" and stir-fried green beans" have made a comeback.)

Where are they?!

Director Ma may or may not have heard what they were saying.

I pushed past the crowd and turned my gaze to the recording point.

It was completely empty, with only the mess left after multiple explosions during the game.

Barrage:

(\(`Δ')/ Oh right, where did my four darlings go? Were they busy watching the director's antics??)

((Laughing mouse, this is the first time I've heard of a guest running away during a variety show recording. But I noticed something.)

(U ′? ` U But it's normal, who told the director to be so bad? No matter which wire the explosives were cut on, they all exploded, all dead ends. And my three handsome guys were also badly injured in the explosions. Enough, I feel sorry for them!)

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Here.

"Are we... really just going to run away like this?"

After the initial encouragement wore off, Mu Qing felt a little worried.

"What are you afraid of? I've got your back!"

Duan Xiaotang patted his chest.

The comments section was filled with "So cool!"

"It's nothing, it's just that Li Datou is in trouble."

She patted Li Yan on the shoulder with a calm expression.

"what?"

Li Yan's eyes widened, then she smiled.

"Small things."

Barrage:

(I knew our big-headed actor, Leon Lai, had enough clout.)

Li Yan's bright eyes looked at Shang Xu beside Xia Yu:

"With the business order in place, all problems, big and small, can be easily solved."

Shang Xu and Xia Yu are eating local snacks in an Iranian town.

One person was munching on a handful of delicious grilled meat skewers.

This is one of the most popular snacks in the Middle East.

The kebabs are made from tender lamb or chicken.

After being carefully marinated, they are grilled on a rack until the outer skin is golden and crispy, while the inside is tender and juicy.

"I'm calling on you, deskmate."

Shang Xu bumped into Xia Yu on his left shoulder.

"Could it be that my name is Shang Xu?"

Xia Yu raised her eyebrows slightly.

"Yes."

"I'm not pretending anymore, I'm Xia Yu!"

Shang Xu looked like he was ready to confront them all at once.

Xia Yu: (???∞).

It sounds like it's true.

Barrage:

(o(o?`3?′o)?!!! I knew it! Real couples love doing this kind of thing, switching identities for fun. Shang Yu Fei Wan, go go go!!)

(I'm laughing so hard! The production team is in an uproar, everyone's busy looking for these six rascals.)

(╭(°A°`)╮ Seriously, does anyone even care whether Xu Jianian lives or dies??)

“Give me a bite!”

Xu Jianian stood to Xia Yu's right.

They stared longingly at the fragrant grilled skewers.

He appeared with a chair balanced on his head, startling the kebab vendor.

"What kind of monster is this?"

"Sorry!!"

Several people circled around Xu Jianian.

"How did it get stuck there? That's amazing."

Xia Yu pondered.

"I don't know either... Waaaaah."

Xu Jianian's eyes were filled with tears, but she pretended to be strong.

"How do you feel, the person involved?"

Shang Xu used his fist as a microphone and held it next to Xu Jianian's mouth.

"Ugly rejection."

Quotient order: (′? ??`).

"Xu Jianian, you're something special."

He was both amused and exasperated, and offered this assessment.

"If it were Big Head, his head would probably be blown apart."

Duan Xiaotang tried to use both hands to get the chair out, which made Xu Jianian scream in pain.

"It hurts...I need to go to the hospital!"

Xu Jianian wanted to cry but had no tears.

It turns out that having a small head can be a problem too.

"Bear with it, I'll make a call right away."

Mu Qing felt very sorry for him and prepared to contact someone to come over.

"Mmm...okay!"

"Make way, I'm coming!"

Xia Yu's voice, mixed with the sound of a chainsaw, rushed over.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Apart from Shang Xu, who stood there calmly, everyone else was terrified.

The chainsaw man chase from that time in the secret room.

Barrage:

(Sis, you're so brave! You scared me half to death!)

(We've got the gear ready, Jianian, you're saved!)

"Don't be afraid, it won't go off accidentally."

Xia Yu told them to rest assured.

"Let me do it."

Shang Xu took over the chainsaw job.

Xu Jianian retreated repeatedly.

"no!"

"what?"

"I do not believe you!"

He looked at Xia Yu.

"My life is in Huahua's hands!"

"Forehead…."

Xia Yu rubbed his forehead.

"My hands shake."

she explained.

"Doesn't Old Shang's hand shake?"

Xu Jianian countered with a question.

"Look at you, your face is red and your neck is thick, you're even panting when you talk, don't you feel like you're suffocating?"

After hearing what Shang Xu said, Xu Jianian indeed felt extremely uncomfortable.

"I'm scared..."

"I'm not afraid if I close my eyes."

Li Yan comforted her.

"Waaah... Fine, come on!"

Xu Jianian looked like she was ready to go all out.


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