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Chapter 160 Dubai Episode 10: That mouth looks blessed.



Chapter 160 Dubai Episode 10: That mouth looks blessed.

"Hey, get out of here!"

Xu Jianian didn't mind being pushed away in a disdainful manner at all.

Instead, he happily danced awkwardly in front of everyone.

"Like a seaweed, swaying in the wind."

When he dances, he really does look like a seaweed.

Mu Qing: (?? ? ??) I don't understand, but I've gotten used to it.

Xia Yu: Hahaha! (???*)!!

Shang Xu: (/_\) I can't bear to look.

Duan Xiaotang: (*≧▽≦)??)) What a nice kid.

Li Yan: ?(⊙o⊙*)? He's so energetic!

Barrage:

(Carnival:)

Don't worry about him, everyone. His brain was damaged by the chair, he'll be fine in a while!

...

...

"Oh ho, we've finally found you!"

"It really made it hard for us old folks to find them!"

As Director Ma raised his voice, the production crew swarmed around the six people.

"Hehe, Director Ma!"

Xia Yu smiled ingratiatingly.

Xia Yu: ?(???w???)?.

She put her arm around Director Ma's shoulder as if they were very familiar with each other.

"They were caught red-handed and still grinning around, they're shameless."

"Hehe, see if they can't explain themselves even if they have ten mouths now,"

Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian followed behind the main group, chatting amongst themselves.

"What are you doing?"

"Are we that close?!"

Director Ma crossed his arms, looking quite arrogant.

She didn't push Xia Yu away.

Director Ma: e=e=(((>Д<)ノノ!!

Barrage:

(Hilarious! Director Ma looks like a wronged little wife who needs to be coaxed. He's pouting and acting all high and mighty, but now he's acting like he's brought someone to demand justice.)

(Yes, yes, the person upstairs is so good at describing it. And Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian, who are following behind the main group, are like those mean relatives who are miles away. They are nowhere to be seen when needed, but they always show up when there is excitement. They love to stir up trouble!)

(Speechless. What did Shen Youyou do to you? You can dislike someone, but is it necessary to slander them like this!?)

...

...

"Director, but we know you well."

Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan rushed over in one stride.

One person came to Director Ma's side, and another went to put his arm around Lo Wei's shoulder.

"Humph!"

"So you do know we're the directors!"

The two directors spoke in unison.

One turned its head to the left when it whimpered, and the other to the right; their movements were remarkably synchronized.

Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan coaxed them both.

It seems the director responds better to gentle persuasion than force.

Mu Qing pulled Xu Jianian up to chime in.

Seeing the two directors' perfect chemistry, Xia Yu, ever the proud and aloof person she was, put on a show that she wouldn't be coaxed.

But I couldn't resist everyone's sweet talk, and after just a few words, my mouth was practically curling up to the back of my head.

"He has the makings of a director."

Xia Yu used this word euphemistically to describe it.

She rubbed her forehead, somewhat regretting her words:

"It's all because I haven't read enough books."

Her bright eyes were looking at the camera as she interacted with netizens.

"Haha, it's good that you know your shortcomings, unlike me, who has turned down countless scripts in order to study well at Peking University."

Shen Youyou walked up slowly, exuding arrogance.

"But it's okay, I can introduce you to a famous tutor. Although it's impossible to turn my sister into a genius, at least in terms of language..."

Barrage:

(Wait, what is this? Is she trying to get attention? Hopefully, everyone just wants to see Yu Bao right now, not this woman!)

(Sister Yu is quite patient this time, listening to Sister Mihuo's rambling for so long, which deserves praise, but not encouragement.)

(Is the person on the first floor crazy? We're not just talking about you, okay? You may not like Shen Youyou because you're blind, but that doesn't mean no one else does. I'm treating you to fish, and you're the only one who's nitpicking.)

(Yes, yes, yes, just what you like, you like more, lock it up, don't let any of them enter the market, can your films be as few as your money?)

"roll!"

One word broke up the argument in the bullet comments.

Viewers looked at the live stream and initially thought that Xia Yu had said the word.

But they saw Shang Xu walk up to Xia Yu.

He stared directly at Shen Youyou with icy eyes.

Shen Youyou was speechless and stormed off in a huff.

Barrage:

(Wait, who said that word just now??)

(Same question. I forgot to watch the live stream because I was watching the chat argument. No wonder they're a couple, their voices sound so similar now. That word just now sounded like Yu Bao and Shang Bao at the same time.)

(Sigh, after writing so many "Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation" papers, I can't even tell the difference between business and fishing.)

(It should be Shang Xu. If it were Xia Yu, she would probably tell Shen Youyou to get lost, and Shen Youyou would just glare at her indignantly instead of clenching her fists and turning away.)

(How rude.)

(Yes, the people upstairs are so polite, just like Shen Youyou. I'm a primary school student, so please, you two very polite philanthropists, donate your blind eyes to me!)

"Come."

Barrage:

(May wealth come your way!)

"Shang Xu, come here and apologize to the two directors."

Li Yan beckoned Shang Xu over.

"Humph~"

"Cut~"

Director Ma and Luo Wei were still acting all high and mighty when they saw Shang Xu looking over.

Barrage:

(The two directors don't look like directors at all; they look like kindergarten kids wearing diapers.)

Shang Xu looked at Xia Yu questioningly.

"Okay, go ahead."

Xia Yu went with him.

Fu Jingnian, standing under the tree, had a tense jawline.

(OS: Heh, aren't you feeling pretty smug? Now I'll crush your arrogance!)

He was very pleased with himself.

Little did they know that netizens had seen everything and were criticizing them extensively.

Barrage:

(I'm not trying to be mean, but that expression really looks like the local dog from my hometown seeing someone pooping, but it's too scared to rush over and can only stand by and daydream.)

(Pfft, upstairs, you're really missing out!)

(May I become your disciple?)

(Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha~)

I feel so sorry for Fu Jingnian, who's only negative one second, hahaha~

"Just apologize to the director and everything will be fine."

Li Yan whispered to Shang Xu.

"Sweetie, the director has his pride..."

He then began to coax Shang Xu as if he were a child.

Xia Yu was both amused and exasperated. As the eldest brother in the team, he had to appease both the older and younger members.

"Ahem... Director, please don't be angry."

"and then?"

Director Ma raised an eyebrow.

"I have forgiven you."

So don't be angry.

As soon as these words came out.

Both those who reacted and those who didn't were stunned.

Love: (?●皿●)? Speak louder! I can't hear you!

Director Ma: (???д???) You bastard!

The two men simultaneously took off their shoes, ready to whip the unruly brat.

"Wow!"

Xu Jianian saw Duan Xiaotang, Li Yan, and the crew members and they immediately made way for them.

He and Mu Qing were squeezed to the very back.

"666~"

"The consequences of being foul-mouthed."

In the blink of an eye, Xia Yu saw that the three people chasing each other had disappeared.

Barrage:

(O?O) Being young is great, those lips, they're like they've been blessed.)

((?ˉ??ˉ??) Everyone was stunned. I declare that the bravest person in the gravitational field has appeared!)

(Wow, I declare that Lao Shang is the most charming guy of the year! Being pursued by two great directors is something most people wouldn't even dare to dream of, let alone do!)


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