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Chapter 174 Dubai Chapter 24: I knew I could learn something real from this chapter.



Chapter 174 Dubai Chapter 24: I knew I could learn something real from this chapter.

"Uh...uh."

Shen Youyou's helpless gaze darted left and right.

He racked his brains and stammered for a long time.

"Thank you, boss...!!"

"what!"

Shen Youyou screamed.

She felt a push on the soles of her feet.

Everyone saw the chair beneath her bounce up, and she flew straight into the sandpit in front of her.

When they stood up to answer the questions, there was a mechanism on the ground beneath their feet.

"666."

No wonder there was a pit there.

Xia Yu had already noticed it.

Shen Youyou looked up, her face covered in sand.

It hurt slightly, but I had a mouthful of sand, making me look quite disheveled.

"Director Ma, you didn't mention any punishment segment, did you?"

Fu Jingnian spoke up for Shen Youyou.

"Yes, director..."

I finally got such a meticulous makeup look, and it's all ruined by a fall.

Shen Youyou was furious but dared not speak out.

(Thoughts: Hmph, Marshon Brooks, you just wait. When I get back to China, I'll make you pay for this, you bald director!!)

Shang Xu found it funny, so he slightly turned his head and leaned closer to Xia Yu:

"Hey deskmate, who else do you think she could tell on?"

Based on their years of experience, the two could hear a strong sense of resentment in their voices.

"Don't make it."

"I wonder which greasy CEO he is..."

Xia Yu certainly remembered Shen Youyou's debt.

Don't be fooled by Shen Youyou's successful appearance on a dating reality show and the resulting buzz.

But his private life is anything but honorable.

She eagerly awaited the day that would utterly destroy her.

"funny."

"If I told you, would I still be me?"

Director Ma scoffed.

If you can't answer within twenty seconds, I'll treat you to delicious, delicate, and non-irritating all-natural sand.

He chuckled.

"Shang Lai, it seems I still have a lot to learn from you in terms of being unethical."

Director Luo felt inferior.

At least he still seems so inexperienced when it comes to tricking guests.

"Ask, accept, accept."

Director Ma spoke humbly, clasping his hands in a fist salute.

"The game continues."

"Scenario 3: The dinner party is about to end, and the boss says, 'Xiao Shang, take this half bottle of Moutai back for your dad to drink. We're all family here, so don't be offended.' How would you, with your high emotional intelligence, respond?"

"That guy surnamed Shang, answer the call!!"

Director Ma is holding a prop.

The red toilet brush was pointing directly at Shang Xu.

Business sequence: Σ( ̄ロ ̄llll).

The live chat quickly added comments: It's clean, it's clean!!!

Barrage:

Shang Xu's Dog: (?>?<)☆ Hahahaha, the staff's survival instinct is so cute!!!

The farmer's three punches hurt a little: I saw the little white rabbit in the flowery sleeve, so cute! Why do snakes have horns?

My name is so unique, only an idiot could pronounce it: Director Ma, is it really that abstract? Holding a toilet brush, you're a director worth millions, it really feels like he just borrowed it from a hotel as a prop.

Sexy Green Mantis: Upstairs upstairs.

...

...

"Sorry, boss, I was so busy tidying up the table that I forgot to deal with you."

The business order is stable and functioning properly.

"pass".

Barrage:

(Old Shang, if you do this, you'll easily get beaten up if you try to get involved in the underworld!!)

(Having been through the rough and tough, I'm Shang Xu, and I'm the coolest!!)

(How did Director Ma manage to use a toilet brush like a magic wand??)

(Hilarious! I feel like he wasted those two strokes and actually managed to splash water out. You can tell by how disgusted Old Luo and the Mummy Kid were, moving their chairs around.)

...

When it was Xia Yu's turn, she pretended to be timid and raised her hand:

"Boss, may I take the orange juice and Jia Duo Bao on the table with me?"

"pass".

Barrage:

(Huahua is so cute, she must eat sitting on the leader's head!!)

"Finally it's me!"

Xu Jianian rubbed his hands together.

The draft I spent so long thinking about can finally be put to use.

"Scenario 4: During a meeting, the leader says, 'Xiao Xu, you're not qualified to sit next to me.' How would you, with your high emotional intelligence, respond?"

Xu Jianian: Huh? ? ?

They even changed the questions.

He was stunned for a moment, and then Director Ma began the death countdown.

"Boss, I'm sitting next to you for your own good. If you fart later, I'll definitely say it was me!!"

"Good guy!!"

"Hahaha, you've got something!"

Director Ma pursed his lips, realizing he had originally intended to trick Xu Jianian's reaction.

"pass".

Mu Qing calmly stood up.

"It's alright, boss. You're qualified to sit next to me."

"pass".

Fu Jingnian felt particularly proud to be last.

He stood up in a groping, unsteady manner.

"Boss, you...!!!"

He had barely uttered three words when he took off as if his feet were equipped with a rocket launcher.

"Cough cough cough!!!"

A person falls into a sandpit and gets a mouthful of sand.

"Oh dear, I'm so sad!!"

"Hahaha!!"

Xu Jianian laughed while pretending to be sad.

"Director Ma, are you sure you're not mistaken?"

"I didn't exceed the time limit, did I?"

Fu Jingnian stood up and demanded an explanation.

He meticulously plans every second.

"That's so pretentious!!"

Director Ma couldn't stand it.

The question eventually came full circle back to Duan Xiaotang.

"Where else can we sit if not here?"

"Sit on your head?"

"pass".

When it was Li Yan's turn, everyone stared at him.

"Sir, I'm sorry."

"Look at my memory, I remember I gave you attitude this morning."

Li Yan has gone astray.

He twitched the corner of his mouth slightly as he looked at everyone's reactions.

"It turns out that Brother Li Yan is a repressed pervert."

Xia Yu's evaluation.

"Hahaha, Big Head, you're really something!!"

Duan Xiaotang patted him on the back.

"Pass!!"

Director Ma was quite pleasantly surprised to see Li Yan break away from his old-fashioned ways.

The football turned back to Shen Youyou's side.

The problem started with Xu Jianian; she was prepared for it.

"Boss, if I don't sit here, no one else will."

"It's just so-so..."

"pass".

"Keep chanting in the leader's ear, 'Bo Bo Chicken, Bo Bo Chicken, one yuan a skewer of Bo Bo Chicken!'"

"The moment you open your mouth, it sounds like you're actually selling Sichuan-style boiled chicken."

Xia Yu thought he imitated it very well.

Director Ma pondered for a moment, and everyone thought he was about to say something.

While lifting the toilet brush, yell "Out!!"

"boom--!!"

The spring mechanism buried in the sand was activated.

Out of the corner of her eye, Xia Yu saw Shang Xu jump aside with lightning speed.

The spring bounced off its target.

"..."

The air fell silent for a moment.

"What's going on, Lao Ma?"

Shang Xu stood to the side, arms crossed.

"Nothing, continue."

"Scenario 5: You are late for a dinner party because you went to sell cigarettes for your boss. Your boss and everyone else ask you to eat the leftovers. How would you, with your high emotional intelligence, handle this?"

Xia Yu had guessed that the topic would be changed.

"I would break down crying, jump around, slap myself repeatedly, and finally laugh out loud, jumping onto my boss's face and spitting wildly!!"

She spoke as if she were actually there.

After hearing her say it once, I could already picture the scene of her going crazy in my mind.

Xia Yu: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!

Barrage:

Social gossip: *crying* T﹏T, it has to be Huahua! If it were me, I would definitely say, "Boss, okay, okay."

The farmer's three punches hurt a little: What's there to be afraid of?! *Thump* Flip the table and get to work!!

A college student who stays at home: I knew I could learn something real from watching this show!!


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