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Chapter 188 Dubai Trilogy 38: I Want to Escape~



Chapter 188 Dubai Trilogy 38: I Want to Escape~

Mu Qing appeared calm on the surface, but was secretly nervous inside.

Director Ma once commented that she is a person who is quite strict with herself.

They were afraid of making even the slightest mistake.

"Come on!!"

Xu Jianian encouraged her.

Upon hearing this, Mu Qing's clenched hands gradually loosened.

"it is good."

A smile bloomed on her calm face.

"Mu Qingzi, please listen to the question."

What age does "a woman's beauty fades with age" refer to?

"A is 40 years old."

"B is 50 years old."

"C is 30 years old."

"D is 45 years old."

Mu Qing held her breath and concentrated.

"A is 40 years old."

"Correct answer!!"

Love was about to add something when he was immediately interrupted.

"Yay! Yay! Yay!!"

Xu Jianian jumped up excitedly, as if he were answering a question.

"Xu Jianian, could you please not have so many scenes?"

Director Ma covered his ears, finding it noisy.

"Director Ma, that's called being young and energetic."

"If you don't want to grow old and lose your looks, then you should start moving with me, you know?"

Xu Jianian disagreed and took the opportunity to teach him.

Director Ma: "..."

"Let's see if you'll still be laughing later?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Jianian fell silent.

"Xu Jiannian, please listen to the question."

Lowe looked at him sharply, a hint of cunning from an old fox flashing in his eyes.

"I won't listen! I won't listen!!"

Xu Jianian covered her ears, unable to face the situation.

"I want to escape so badly, but I can't escape."

Shang Xu set up background music for him.

"Hahahahaha!!"

"Vivid and expressive".

Xia Yu chuckled.

"Shang, don't be so mean, haha."

Li Yan clapped and cheered.

"Bring it to you!"

Lovi rushed forward and used all his strength to pry Xu Jianian's hands apart.

"How many voyages did Zheng He make to the Western Ocean?"

"what?"

Xu Jianian could understand it, but when all the words were put together, her mind went blank.

"Pfft."

"idiot."

Fu Jingnian made a sarcastic remark, his expression twisted and his eyes squinting.

"You can?"

"You come!"

Xu Jianian quickly pointed to Fu Jingnian.

"No no no!"

"We still have to follow the rules and the order."

Fu Jingnian noticed Luo Wei's gaze coming his way and waved his hands repeatedly.

"I'm asking you?"

"How many voyages did Zheng He make to the Western Ocean?"

Xu Jianian looked up and saw that the staff had already shoveled up a lot of sand, waiting for the order to pour it down.

"No, who is Zheng He?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lowe gave him a flick on the forehead.

"Why…."

Mu Qing sighed, feeling utterly helpless.

"No, don't drag down the reputation of our entertainment industry."

Xia Yu's tone also revealed a sense of helplessness.

It's hopeless.

The comments section was half mocking and half cursing.

It's often said that the entertainment industry is full of illiterate people, and this is now proven true.

"Get him for me."

As soon as Lowe finished speaking, sand began to fall like a torrential rain.

"Oh my god... cough cough cough!!"

Xu Jianian couldn't open her eyes at all, and felt a warm, heavy sensation below her knees.

One shovelful of sand reached right up to my knees.

"If this happens a few more times, won't I be buried alive?"

"See if you don't study hard in the future."

Director Ma hopes to teach him a lesson.

"Next up, an old acquaintance."

"what…."

Director Ma doesn't like him.

How many voyages did Zheng He make to the Western Ocean?

It's the same question as before.

"A five times."

"B six times."

"C seven times."

"D eight times."

"Xu Jianian is quite good; the topic can be passed on to the next generation."

The text is full of irony and teasing.

But when it reached someone's ears...

"hey-hey."

"Then wouldn't I be Director Ma's grandpa?"

Xu Jianian copied the gourd's shape.

"Forehead…."

Shang Xu was speechless for a moment.

"Get out of here!"

"You little brat, don't push your luck."

After his outburst, Director Ma regained his composure and calmly answered the questions.

"C seven times."

He gritted his teeth and emphasized his words so that Xu Jianian could hear:

"seven."

"Second-rate."

"Seven times?"

Xu Jianian listened intently, but didn't sense Director Ma's sarcasm.

"Seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times..."

He memorized it secretly.

"Um... This is the first time I've heard of someone who doesn't memorize the questions but just memorizes the answers."

Xia Yu was truly amazed.

"Yes!"

"What was the question again?"

As soon as this was said, the entire audience fell silent.

Barrage:

Going to the bank to buy some gold bars: (=tェt=) I've finally witnessed the power of a "ninth-generation leaker" in the Chinese entertainment industry, and this one's even a returnee from overseas, wow~

Fifty Shades of Grey fertilizer will volatilize: Xu Jianian is really embarrassing. If you don't know something, just say so openly. Instead, you always run away from it. It's really shameful.

Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person: Please be kind in the comments, after all, Xu Jianian is still a baby~ Why aren't his brainless fans coming out to clean up his mess??

The farmer's three punches hurt a little: Uh... He was timid and afraid, and dared not utter a sound.

...

...

"Your answer is correct."

What do you mean by "I guess my answer was correct"?

"Who do you think you are, you bald monk Luo?!"

Director Ma was furious.

"Haha."

Love quickly reached out and patted Director Ma's head before running away.

"You...you...you swordsman!!"

(???Pan??)=3?3???3???3??

Fu Jingnian knew the camera was on him, so he quickly put on an air of importance.

He tensed his jawline, his eyes were resolute, and he struck what he thought was his most handsome pose.

The comments section was full of boos and cheers: Ewhhhhh

"Fu Zhengjing, please listen to the question."

Yes!!!

He used too much force and almost spat out his saliva.

Love was so frightened that he backed away repeatedly.

"Pfft, hahaha!!"

The staff couldn't help but laugh.

Barrage:

Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: ╭(°A°`)╮ Oh no, we don't want to watch ads! Ahhhhh, don't dirty my precious eyes, okay?!

When you fill a water gun with urine, everyone screams: (?.?) This one is alright, the next one is even more horrific.

How did you know I wear Nike? Are you two upstairs crazy? Shen Youyou is such a wonderful person, what did she ever do to you?

Farmer Three Punches Hurts a Little: It's true what they say, a leopard can't change its spots. Well then, I wish you and Shen Youyou a lifelong bond, and you, Fu Sizhuang, and Shen Youyou, all three of you, have a good life.

A college student who stays at home: We can't ruin Shen Fu's relationship! The Shen Fu CP is the hope of our whole village, hahaha. But he likes to be a mistress, so let him be a mistress.

...

What is my country's national tea?

"A Tieguanyin".

"B Iced Black Tea".

"C Biluochun".

"D Longjing Tea".

"Luo the Bald Donkey, why give such a simple answer? Young people should be given some challenges."

Director Ma gave his opinion.

"That's right."

Lowe thought it made sense.

"No, no, I know, D."

Fu Jingnian quickly raised his hand.

"It's D Longjing tea."

He chuckled to himself, thankfully his grandfather liked to drink tea, and he had been influenced by him from a young age.

[Bullet screen explanation: Longjing tea is one of my country's top ten famous teas, produced in Longjing Village, West Lake, Hangzhou, Zhejiang Province, and has a history of over 1200 years.]

"Tch, he's getting all smug."

Shang Xu disdained it.

"Yes, a petty person has gained power."

Xu Jianian, ptooey!


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