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Chapter 128 Don’t Treat Me Like a Human



Chapter 128 Don’t Treat Me Like a Human

Shen Yan stared at the three groups of words in front of him.

He really wanted to choose excitement. What kind of life is life without excitement?

But when I think of Pei Heng's body...

What if the transportation is not good enough, Pei Heng has to suffer all night, and the production team is unethical and causes some trouble -

Shen Yan sighed and whispered to Pei Heng, "Choose safety."

Pei Heng put on a smile and ticked the box for safety.

The director collected the cards of the seven guests.

Then--

A face that was still full of fresh excitement a moment ago, at this moment——

More excited.

Even the director couldn't help laughing three times, hahahaha, holding his waist.

Who could have thought that a dating variety show like his would encounter such a ceiling-level scene!

He's going to be popular!

Hahahahaha!

"The groups are now divided. I will announce the results. Those who chose excitement are: Xie Li."

Xie Li was still waiting for the director to announce Xie Li and Song Chengmo.

As a result, after the director finished reading Xie Li, his whole body began to tremble with excitement.

"The remaining six guests all chose safety."

[All? Hahahaha, doesn't that mean Xie Li is the only one in the group? ]

【Cool! 】

[The jury, free gift, fish pond, and the extra Xie Li, a perfect distribution, the one I love and the one I don’t love are finally clearly separated.]

[It's perfect indeed. I don't want to see Xie Li pouting his lips at all. I feel like retching whenever he appears.]

【Xie Li has become a superfluous member of this program, hahahahahaha! 】

The moment the director finished speaking, Xie Li's face, which had just been wet, broken, and angry, instantly became stiff.

He looked at Song Chengmo in shock and confusion.

He clearly told Song Chengmo to choose the exciting one.

Why didn't he listen?

When Bai Jing heard about the groups, she immediately covered her mouth.

His eyes narrowed into a slit as he smiled. He came close to Shen Yan and said, "You have obtained me, so you don't have to treat me as a human being. Just do what you need to do."

Song Qianshan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She pulled Bai Jing back and asked the director, "What means of transportation does safety represent?"

The director laughed so hard that he could hardly open his eyes.

[Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that the director's eyes are a little swollen? ]

[The corners of his mouth are a little unnatural.]

The lips don't look natural either.

[Why were he and the cameraman late together? Where were they both doing? Why was the cameraman filming before?]

Amidst the confusion in the barrage.

The director put his hands in his pockets at this moment, pulling out 2.58 million——

“The program team provided three modes of transportation.

"Excitement corresponds to a sports car. Congratulations to Xie Li for getting a sports car all to himself.

“The romantic equivalent is a convertible, which no guest gets.

"Safety is a regular sedan provided by the production team."

At this point, the director's mouth was almost stretched to his ears.

Hey hey hey.

There was an unsuppressible lewdness in his eyes.

"The production team provides a driver, and the remaining seats are for one passenger and five in the back row."

Shen Yan jumped up on the spot.

"You have violated traffic regulations! Overloading is dangerous driving, and you live streamed the overloading. Hahahahahaha, you are done!"

director:……

He is so stupid.

Really.

He only knew that one car could accommodate six guests.

There must be four guests who need to hug each other and sit on top of each other.

The car body shakes, bodies collide, hormones burst out...

"You're really stupid, really." The cameraman summed it up.

Shen Yan looked towards the director——

"I'm happy, but you're not~"

director:……

I'll tell you the truth!

In the end, under the majesty of the law, the director became perverted.

He announced, hands on hips.

"In that case, choose a safe guest and get a hand tractor! Let's go!"

The last sentence.

He said with the momentum of "Go to hell!"

Done.

The director turned and left.

Lu Xingchuan jumped up and chased the director, asking, "How can a tractor be considered safe? How can you change the means of transportation without permission? If one car can't accommodate everyone, why don't you just get three?"

The unhappy director said without even turning his head, "Farmers often drive tractors. Are you saying that tractors are unsafe? Do you want to say it again in front of the camera and the tractor manufacturer?"

Lu Xingchuan: …

Why are you so angry!

He turned his head angrily.

Look at Song Chengmo.

You are a boss, do you want to ride a tractor?

[Help! Why does Chuanzi want to see Mr. Song? ]

[Lu Xingchuan was scolded by the director, feeling wronged, he turned his head to look at Song Chengmo? This is not sweet! ]

[Give me a big score in the fish pond! Go! ]

Just as Lu Xingchuan turned his head to look at Song Chengmo, Shen Yan, who was standing next to him, rushed out like a wild donkey at lightning speed.

Next to it was another wild donkey, Pei Wild Donkey.

Lu Xingchuan suddenly shuddered.

Although I don’t know why Shen Yan and Pei Heng rushed, but——

They must have their reasons.

He turned around and rushed out.

Seeing that everyone was rushing forward, Bai Jing pulled Song Qianshan and ran out.

Xie Li had a stiff face and wanted to ask Song Chengmo why he didn't choose the exciting one.

result.

Song Chengmo also rushed out with an expressionless face.

[Hahahaha, help, why are they running away? ]

[I don't know why they ran, but the sight of six of them running out was hilarious! ]

[It seems that only Shen Yan knows why he is running, and everyone else is just following blindly. ]

【Only the broken Xie Li is left.】

Watching Song Chengmo rushing out, Xie Li was so angry that his teeth were about to break!

how so!

Without even eating a single bite of noodles and feeling extremely angry, Xie Li stood up angrily and walked out.

When I went out, I saw Shen Yan already sitting in the driver's seat of the tractor.

Xie Li hurried forward, "Shen Yan, don't try to show off. Driving a tractor is different from driving a car. It's easy to get into trouble if you don't have experience. This is a mountain road, what if the car overturns? Get off quickly!"

It would be better if Xie Li didn't say anything.

Xie Liyi spoke.

Shen Yan stepped on the accelerator and the car started off.

When Pei Heng rushed out, he did not forget to hold the small cushion that Shen Yan got for him.

With quick eyes and hands, he spread the small mat on a small flat area next to the tractor's driving position, and then jumped on it nimbly -

Hugging Shen Yan's waist, "My butt hurts, drive slower."

Shen Yan was so angry that he hit him with his elbow, "If you know it hurts, why don't you go stand at the back? What are you doing sitting here?"

Pei Heng hugged Shen Yan's waist and pressed himself against him, "I don't want to see that idiot Lu Xingchuan."

Shen Yan immediately agreed with this statement.

Behind.

Although Lu Xingchuan rushed out right after Shen Yan and Pei Heng.

but--

It may be a problem of strength.

Bai Jing, Song Qianshan and Song Chengmo had already climbed into the car using their hands and feet.

Lu Xingchuan is still chasing.

While chasing, he shouted, "Wait for me, wait for me, there is another me~"

【Hahahahaha, Lu Xingchuan, you are going to make me laugh to death! 】

[Doesn't this guy exercise all year round? He can't run as fast as Bai Jing and Song Qianshan.]

Lu Xingchuan was running in front.

Xie Li chased after him, "Brother Xingchuan, why don't you take my car over there?"


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