PFC Chapter 56: Three Fools in the Compound
Chapter 56: Three Fools in the Compound
When Master Bai was showing off his little sister's IQ to the whole courtyard, this child was included as a control group because she drooled so much that it was publicized and talked about with relish.
Little did people know that it was Zhou Sheng who was helping her aunt that day, feeding the child with a bottle of milk powder.
As a result, the wicked child couldn't help but swallow the whole bottle of milk in his mouth because the bottle smelled better and better.
He drank as he walked, and by the time he reached the baby's room, he had already finished more than half of the full bottle of milk powder.
The amount of milk powder a child drinks is strictly quantified at each meal every day. So, the milk in the bottle is definitely not enough for him to drink. It would be better to go back and make a new bottle.
After realizing this, Zhou Sheng simply stood in front of the child, holding the bottle in his mouth and his hands on his waist, and drank the remaining half of the bottle.
The child was so greedy that his eyes were wide open and his drool was dripping down his bib and all over the floor.
Zhou Sheng scratched his face and smiled awkwardly, feeling a little embarrassed.
I was just having fun at that time, but now thinking about it, I feel that this rumor was a bit immoral.
But this kid was clearly not on the same wavelength as him.
Seeing himself being called a fool by his older cousin Zhou Sheng, the child's pupils trembled and his heart sank.
He admitted that although he was not very smart, it shouldn't be like this, right?
Is the power of blood really so strong that it is irreversible? ? ?
In the early years, it was rumored that there were three idiots in the Beijing compound.
Bai Ou, Song Yanming, Zhou Sheng.
The first two were originally a group.
Bai Ou is eloquent and smiles whenever he sees someone. He smiles with his pink, round and tender little face every day and chases after people, chattering non-stop.
At that time, Song Yanming had a bad temper and was not sociable. He always had a sour face when he saw everyone and would fight with other children if they disagreed with him.
Until one day the two of them met, and Song Yanming hit the iron plate of Young Master Bai, and was pinned to the ground and beaten so hard that he couldn't get up.
After repeated defeats, he fought again and again, and was finally grabbed by the collar and pressed into the mud by Bai Ou, forcing them to form a deep friendship.
Later, their relationship became better and they always stood together. One was smiling foolishly and the other had a sour face, so everyone called them Brainless and Unhappy.
The reason why Zhou Sheng got involved was because this unlucky guy climbed a tree to pick persimmons and accidentally slipped and fell. Although he did not fall directly to the ground, his coat and hat scratched the tree branch and his feet could not get off the ground.
When the adults in the family saw that the child had disappeared, they all went out to look for him, shouting and yelling. He was holding a persimmon and eating it, and didn't even respond.
When Bai Ou was strolling around with a group of kids and discovered the unfortunate guy, he had already been dead for two hours.
After calling an adult to rescue him, someone saw that he was still holding a persimmon in his hand and asked him, "Zhou Sheng, are your persimmons delicious?"
Zhou Sheng opened his mouth and cried:
"Wow, wow, it doesn't taste good. It's so bitter..."
The tree is less than two meters tall and bears ornamental fruits. It would be strange if they were delicious.
This time, the three famous kids in the compound, Bai Ou, Song Yanming and Zhou Sheng, successfully joined together. When everyone saw that the group had become three people, they decided to change their name to The Three Idiots of the Compound.
Now Bai Ou and Song Yanming are just there to make up the numbers, and Zhou Sheng is the only one who is really stupid.
It is also said that a few years ago, there was a child in Qin Lingzheng's class whose head got stuck on the desk during class, and it took a lot of firefighters to come and tear it apart before they could rescue it.
Zhou Sheng was standing outside the corridor, leaning against the door of the small, shabby warehouse, watching the excitement.
The door was a bit old, and it looked like a bolt, with a hole on the slot.
The children's hands were not obedient. They picked at the things while watching the fun.
When the bell rang, the other children went back to the classroom one after another, and he was the only one left standing there, with his finger stuck in the hole, unable to pull it out.
Fortunately, the firefighters were still there, and they used oil and pull to finally rescue the man.
As a result, when he returned to the classroom, he was daydreaming during class. The more he thought about it, the more confused he became. The hole where his finger was stuck was small, and the table was so big, how could someone get his head stuck?
He didn't believe it, so he bent over and struggled for a long time. When the teacher saw him, he didn't look up for a long time, so he asked loudly: "Zhou Sheng, what are you doing?"
A child's whimpering voice came from the classroom: "Wow, teacher, my head is stuck and I can't get out..."
teacher:……
After this, one more rule was added to the Dayuan Primary School's school rules:
It is strictly forbidden for anyone to put his head into the table.
Behind every weird school rule, there is a weird story.
At this point, Zhou Sheng’s position as the leader of the three idiots in the compound is unshakable.
A few years ago, Wei Shaoqing set fire to his house, which caused a lot of uproar and had already squeezed out Song Yanming and taken his place.
Fortunately, Song Yicheng set off the firecrackers and blew up the dog bowl in the middle of the night. Everyone went back to their rooms to sleep after setting off the firecrackers, so few people knew about it.
Otherwise, with the loss of two of the three elders in the compound, a change of dynasty would be necessary.
The three idiots change constantly, but Zhou Sheng remains forever.
Now that the kid heard him openly mocking his IQ, no matter whether it was true or not, wouldn't he feel a little nervous?
Bai Yuan's place was bustling with activity, so Qin Lingzheng found a corner and watched quietly.
After being beaten up by Bai Yuan, he has learned his lesson to some extent and knows what to do and when.
After all, he is just shameless, not really stupid.
Getting beaten in private is fun, but it becomes a joke in front of so many people.
He stood patiently for a while, just staring from a distance.
When most of the others had left, Qin Lingzheng walked over with a swagger, sat down on Bai Yuan's desk, and said nonchalantly:
"Sister Bai Yuan, come on, transfer to my class?"
The fact that Qin Lingzheng, Song Yicheng and Wei Shaoqing were separated and each occupied a class was truly a secret operation.
After all, putting all the most noisy children in one class would be unbearable for any teacher!
They must be separated so that they cannot gather together for classes, so that they can be managed.
But Bai Yuan is different. She is a good student who skipped a grade. As long as she wants to transfer, the teachers will warmly welcome her no matter which class she goes to.
Bai Yuan didn't respond, but just looked up at him.
Qin Lingzheng counted to three in his mind, jumped down from the table on time, pulled over an empty stool, sat on it backwards, put his chin on the back of the stool, looked at her eagerly, and asked again:
"Okay ah?"
Bai Yuan narrowed his eyes slightly: "Why do you care about me?"
"Hey, how dare I?"
Qin Lingzheng has always been reckless and good at breaking the rules. He went home that night and pondered the whole night.
The next day, I dragged my desk into Class 1, Grade 3.
If the mountain is not me, then I am the mountain.
If you don't come, then I'll go.