PFC Chapter 273: Uranium Corpse Man and the Crazy Machine and the Hat Thief
Chapter 273: Uranium Corpse Man and the Crazy Machine and the Hat Thief
[Ling Ri: Grandpa Lu: Drink! Don’t you love drinking? It’s so warm, don’t even think about living if you don’t finish it!]
【Wendy: Grandpa Lu, I want this! 】
[Diluk: Think about it, only by holding a party can I get you a discount. If you drink now, who will make up for the shortfall? ]
【Wendy: Oh, I can pay it back by performing. I really want to drink fermented water. 】
[Diluke: Why don't you stop performing and just sell yourself to me for one day.]
【Wendy: ??????】
【Qin:! Senior, you...】
[Kaeya: My dear brother, I didn't expect you to like this! ]
[Diluk: What are you thinking? I just want to extract the body fluids of the gods to see if I can make better wine. Tears, saliva, sweat, blood, bird fluid, and vaginal fluid. I want to try them all.]
【Wendy: WC! Goodbye! 】
【Wendy has gone offline.】
[Diluk: I finally tricked him into leaving. ]
【Fluorescent:6666】
【Ling Ri: Grandpa Lu is not an honest man either.】
【Xing: Good job.】
【Qin: You scared me. I thought you were such a jerk.】
……
In the corner of the balcony, Zaoyou curled up and snored. Amber and Youla passed by her, and Cole followed them quietly behind.
There was a burst of singing coming from the side.
[Yidou: The autumn wind breaks the single and it is hard to have a pair...]
Brother Dou Zi was singing karaoke, and he was singing "The Goddess's Pi Guan". Objectively speaking, he was basically in tune, but Brother Dou Zi couldn't sing in an opera style at all.
Toma, Xinhai, and Jiuqi Shinobu sat on the sofa as listeners.
Paimeng listened to Brother Douzi singing and flew up to him and started punching him.
[Paimon: Hey, hey, hey! The singing is so bad!]
Then Paimon took the microphone.
[Paimon: A fool's resentment...] (Fried wheat)
Paimon's microphone exploded like an earthquake.
When the heart sea behind heard this shocking song, it seemed as if the sound of waves echoed in his ears. It was also as if he was in a sea of fire and heard the sound of heavy metal.
Xin Hai felt something was wrong, as if two pairs of eyes were staring at him, but he couldn't see anyone. He stared with his eyes wide open, his shoulders ached, and he was sweating profusely.
[Ling Ri: Heart Sea: Ignite the sequelae of torn shoulder. ]
【Coral Palace Heart Sea: Not in the place.】
[Paimeng: Those who like to watch me draw treasures, please remember to follow me, otherwise you won’t be able to draw them next time! ]
[Arakaki Ichito: I can sing whatever I want in Egypt, how dare the flying dwarf violet steal my microphone! ]
[Yi Ran: Early Draw: No matter how loud the noise is, you can never wake up someone who really wants to sleep. ]
[Zaoyou:? Don’t call me, I want to sleep, wait, my name is Zaoyou! ]
At this moment, Wendy, with a rose in her mouth, appeared on the stage, leaning against the wall.
But he walked unsteadily, obviously he had finished the "cup" of fermented water.
[Wendy: Hehehe, hiccup, let the professional bard show off his singing skills!]
Wendy posed as a strong person, and then...
[Wendy: Fan↓Yuan↑Meng↑Meng↑… (high notes are sweet, heavy notes are accurate, low notes are steady)]
Then Wendy was thrown out and fell face first onto the ground, lying flat on her back.
[Diluc & Diona: Oh...]
【March 7: "A Show of Singing Monkeys"】
[Star: "One Cut Throat"]
【Kiana: "Gum Uranium Corpse"】
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): "Hersher of the Death Voice"]
【Bai Xier:……】
[Shigure Kirara: This is real music, okay! ]
【Wendy: Mistake, mistake... I drank a little too much. 】
【Ling Ri: I think you have grown up from ice skating. 】
This is the Xumi group.
Seno, Kavi and Tinari sat together.
[Tinari: Hey? Why didn't El Haisen come?]
[Sino: Just now...]
Seno recalled when El Haisen ordered a drink.
[Sino: After Elhaisen poured the juice, he was ambushed.]
Elhaisen lay peacefully in a chair with a book covering his face.
[Sino: Do you know why?]
[Tinari: Huh? How could El Haisen...]
[Kavi: How is this possible?]
[Tinari: I don’t know either.]
[Kavi: Is there something wrong with that glass of juice?]
[Tinari: Seno, please stop keeping us in suspense. Why?]
Seno held his chin with both hands, his eyes flashing strangely.
[Sino: Because he poured too much juice.]
[Sino: Isn’t it funny?]
[Sino: Hey, hey, hey, hey!]
Seno also flew out and lay side by side with Wendy.
[Elhason: Hmm?]
Elhaisen woke up, took the book off his face, and looked to see where the earthquake had occurred.
Seno turned around and gave a thumbs up.
[Sino: Hello!]
Elhaisen ignored him and picked up "To Live" again.
[Tinari: I knew what was going to happen the first time I saw Seno. 】
[Silver Wolf: Eats because he knows.]
【Ying: I saved money on air conditioning. 】
[Dixia: So do you know why the desert in Xumi is not hot anymore? ]
[Yi Ran: El Haisen: alive.
Sino: Not dead. 】
In the corner, Zaoyou was still sleeping, and this time Leila also lay down and yawned.
Albedo and Sucrose passed by, and Klee followed behind.
[Xiangling: Traveler, can you lend me a stove? I brought some ingredients from Teyvat!]
[Xianyun: Haha, no need to bother. I recently developed a new automatic cooking mechanism, and the food I cook is especially delicious!]
[Chongyun: Awesome!]
Chongyun, Xingqiu, Hutao and Yanfei lay beside the table to test the machine.
[Walnut: Let’s try normal ingredients first!]
Walnut threw a handful of rice into the machine.
The machine is running and a delicious egg fried rice comes out.
[Xingqiu: How magical!]
(Manyo: Black hand) (Kuroutori: I feel a chill on my head)
[Kumi: Add some slime this time!]
[Amao: Hehe, let me let you feel the motherly love too! ]
A Mao poured all of Lei Shen's food into the machine from the back.
Lightning flashed around Ying, and he glared at A Mao.
It felt like the machine was going to explode, but it still came out successfully.
A row of delicious egg fried rice came out of the oven.
[Xingqiu: Huh? Why is it egg fried rice again?]
(Man Ye: Sorry, I didn't take one. Yan Fei: I feel a little cold on my head.)
[Yan Fei: Master Liuyunjiefeng, your mechanism really only knows how to cook, right...]
As the crow flies...
[Xianyun: Indeed.]
The machine burst into tears.
【Xianyun: Since I said the cooking is delicious, then doesn’t it mean that the cooking is delicious? 】
[BengBeng Small Round Hat: It can make something that looks good, which is not bad. 】
【Lei Movie:(╬◣д◢)】
[Kumi: My god, you took my hat too!]
[Yan Fei: Okay, okay, please come back and take the one I gave you.]
[Funina: I guess everyone has lost their hats.]
[Lingri: Manye's plan to get rich! 】
【Maple Leaf: Slander! This is slander! It slanders me!】