Bengtie: The first kiss in March was my gray hair

Chapter 133 Mrs. March is good at teasing

The girl took a sip of the coffee on the table and her eyes lit up instantly. "Wow~ So sweet~"

Seeing his girlfriend praising the coffee, Jiang Chen asked curiously, "March, is it really that sweet? Your expression is a little too exaggerated~"

The girl rolled her eyes at the man and said, "It's a thousand times sweeter than the coffee that Sister Jizi drinks! You'll know if you try it yourself, bad guy~"

Seeing that she said so, Jiang Chen couldn't refuse. "Since you said so, Sanyue, then I will...have a taste."

After saying that, he picked up his own cup of coffee, took a sip, and his pupils suddenly trembled. [Damn, I forgot to add sugar! This is much more bitter than Aunt Jizi's coffee...]

Suppressing the bitter taste in his mouth, Jiang Chen looked at his girlfriend beside him and smiled evilly.

[Pioneering is never a one-person thing. You will forgive me, Sanyue.]

Thinking of this, Jiang Chen slowly approached his girlfriend. In the girl's surprised eyes, he kissed her red lips that had just finished drinking coffee.

Then… I imitated my girlfriend and said cutely: “Oh~ so sweet~”

His actions caused the blush on the girl's face, which had finally faded, to reappear...

After licking the place where her boyfriend had kissed her, the girl's face froze. "Pah, pah, pah, it's so bitter! Bad guy, didn't you add any sugar to your coffee? It's so bitter..."

"Really? But I clearly added a lot of sugar! Is there something wrong with your mouth, March? Otherwise... try it again?"

"Bah! You bastard! I won't be fooled by you! You must not have added sugar! Don't try to trick me into drinking bitter coffee!"

Jiang Chen was silent as he looked at the wise girl in front of him. [My girlfriend seems to have got the wrong script. She got the part of... the wooden male protagonist in the anime. This is a good time to increase intimacy...]

After secretly complaining in his heart, Jiang Chen coughed lightly. "Ahem, Sanyue, I'll explain it to you first... um..."

Before he could finish his words, his "wise" girlfriend forcibly interrupted his spellcasting.

Looking at the girl in front of him who was in close contact with him, and the softness and sweetness that continued to pass from her lips, Jiang Chen's eyes widened and his computer crashed on the spot...

[I... was teased again? Want to... play hard to get? ]

Seeing her boyfriend's empty eyes and dull expression, the girl's eyebrows revealed a smug look, and the corners of her mouth with a faint water stain outlined a surprising arc.

"Hehe~ You didn't lie to me, bad guy~ It's really not that bitter~"

"But~ the coffee taste is too weak... right, bad guy~"

Seeing the playful look in the girl's eyes, Jiang Chen felt an inexplicable throbbing in his heart, and his heartbeat began to speed up...

[Oops?(°?°)?, such a high-level operation is... Mrs. March who is good at making fun of people! ]

Gently pressing down on the heart that was about to jump out of his chest, Jiang Chen turned his eyes away from the girl. "Ahem, Madam March... No, March..."

The girl blushed when she heard her boyfriend call her Mrs. March, but when she saw her boyfriend's shy look, she felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction.

[Hehe, great! A critical hit! It's worth my while to play dumb. The bad guy really thought I couldn't understand what he meant~ Hehe~ Idiot~]

[Yeah! We won this time! I am really smart! Keep working hard! Come on, March 7! March 7 is the best! March 7 will sing a song!]

[Hehe~ It’s time… It’s time to add fuel to the fire of the bad guys~]

Thinking of this... the girl's eyes were filled with tears, and she suppressed her shyness and sat on her boyfriend's lap. She put her two white and tender hands around her boyfriend's neck, forcing him to look into her eyes.

Then... an extremely charming voice came out of the girl's mouth, "Bad~ guy~ I... I want to try something with a stronger coffee flavor, can... can I?"

"!!!"

Looking at her boyfriend, whose face was flushed and whose breathing was becoming heavier, the girl stood up, clapped her hands, and returned to her seat with satisfaction.

[Hehe~ I'm adding fuel to the fire + showing you my weakness + playing hard to get... I don't know how you, bad guy... will respond. 】

Jiang Chen looked at the girl who had returned to her seat with great resentment and sighed silently. [Alas~ Illusionary play is really harmful! I don’t know who invented that thing... Obviously, the level before March was only kindergarten level, and now...]

[Alas, "Ode to Anime" is not deceiving me - the girl is passive and shy at the beginning, but actively teases at the end. ]

Thinking of this, Jiang Chen rubbed the girl's face with his hands in hatred, and said through gritted teeth: "You want to drink coffee, right? It tastes too light, right? You want it to be stronger, right!"

"Hey! You bad guy, you can't bear to play with me! Let go! If you don't, I'll bite you!"

"You want to bite me, right? Then don't blame me for taking the initiative!"

"No~"

Soon, the small private room was filled with discordant sounds that evoked fantasy... The sound lasted for more than ten minutes before gradually dying down.

"Hoohoo~ Bad guy, can... can you stop now? If you keep going like this, I might become the first girl to suffocate... because of kissing her boyfriend for too long."

Jiang Chen rolled his eyes at the panting girl and said unhappily, "Didn't you say you wanted stronger coffee? And... in the end, it seemed like a certain lovely lady herself didn't want to let go~"

"By the way, my neck is still a little sore now~"

Seeing her boyfriend twisting his neck, the girl blushed so much that water almost dripped out of her face. "Yes... yes~ How could I not remember~ It must be your imagination, bad guy. I would... I would never do such a thing."

"Puchi~" Jiang Chen couldn't help laughing at the girl's evasive eyes and her unconvincing excuse.

The girl glared at him fiercely and said angrily, "Bad guy, you...what are you laughing at?!"

"Nothing... Nothing~"

"Say it!"

"It's nothing~Puchi~"

Seeing her boyfriend dodging around while trying not to laugh, the girl's eyes flashed with murderous intent, and she pounced on her man with her teeth bared. "You bad! guy! I'm going to! Bite! You! to! Death!"

"Ah! Help! The tsundere cat is biting me~"

“…Die, you bastard!”

After a long time, the girl lying on the sofa gasped and said, "No... no, bad guy, you... you are too strong~"

Jiang Chen gently patted her small buttocks and said in a teasing tone: "Did you learn this kind of misleading words from the fantasy play? If that's the case... I will have to watch it with you."

The girl raised her head and rolled her eyes at him, "Bah! You have an unhealthy mindset. I only watch serious romance shows, not the kind you think."

"Hmm? The kind I was thinking of? But... I was thinking of a romance anime."

Seeing the amusing expression on the man's face, the girl blushed and her breathing became heavier, then...

"Hu, hu... you bastard, die!"

"Haha~ I was wrong, I was wrong, Sanyue, don't... don't take out the bow! I was so wrong~"

After hearing her boyfriend's "sincere" apology, the girl with puffed cheeks snorted coldly and put away the delicate little bow in her hand.

"Humph! If you dare to make fun of me again next time, I will make your butt burst."

Jiang Chen smiled awkwardly and nodded, "I won't dare to do it again, never again."

Seeing her boyfriend's pitiful and aggrieved look, although March still looked angry, she was actually very happy in her heart.

[Hehe~ What's the point of saying so much? I can easily control you~]

After bragging in her heart for a while, the girl said in a condescending manner: "Okay, I forgive you. Now you can get down to business. I want to know why you are sure that Miss Robin and Firefly are fine..."

Jiang Chen hesitated for a moment after hearing the girl's question, but finally... decided to tell her some of his guesses...