PFC Chapter 145: Ghost
Chapter 145: Ghost
When it came to "Water Flooding Jinshan Mountain", Liu Zhen in a white dress and Liu Ru in a green school uniform with white edges held small oil-paper umbrellas and supported each other as they stumbled out from behind the curtain. Behind them was San Gouzi holding a small sword.
In order to get the bonus to buy a pig, San Gouzi even worked hard to practice voice changing.
He is young and has not yet reached the voice change period, so his voice is androgynous. In addition, he is wearing a green dress and looks like a little girl!
"Monster! Stop! Don't run!" Xu Yuanzhi, wearing a cassock and holding a big bowl in his hand, chased after him.
?? San Gouzi slashed at him with his sword, glaring and cursing: "You are such a nosy old bald donkey!"
??Just when everyone thought a fight was about to break out, San Gouzi put one hand on his waist and pointed a small sword at Fahai, played by Xu Yuanzhi, and started singing!
"After climbing one mountain after another, I looked up and saw the sky was flooded with water. I was determined not to give up until the water flooded the Golden Mountain. I would not be satisfied until I killed the bald donkey!"
??Audience: ???
??Pan Yingying: ???
??Who can tell her what this devilish Yunnan folk song tune is? ? ?
??Lu Mei's chest was broken with a small stone and she withdrew from the finals directly. Long Si's golden spear locked her throat. The reason was that I would never use a gun, and I only used a wooden stick. The audience on the stage disliked that it was a wolf in sheep's clothing, and the votes were very high.
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Mei Jincheng, who just didn't get it, pursed his lips tightly, thought about the happiest things in his life, and then barely managed to hold back his laughter.
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??The two sides looked at each other and their faces turned red with embarrassment.
??The women at the bottom looked at him meaningfully, and the little girl and the wife's cheeks blushed.
?? Even if we beat Mei Jincheng severely, it would not be enough to relieve our hatred!
??The captain’s eyes are so scary. He’s afraid that I will pounce on us and pull our pants off!
As a result, as soon as Long Qi's team stepped down, the bad guys took off their underwear one by one, revealing their bronze muscles, and played with knives in the midst of the magnificent "Xianle" with chaotic "Henghenghahei".
?? Stop scolding, stop scolding! I also want to play Liang Shanbo, but that stinky hand has hit Mei Jincheng, wuwuwuwu…
My brother-in-law said that "Ka Le" means a color, and now everyone in my family says that.
??There was laughter and joy outside the charity center. The children were willing to go home for lunch. Everyone put bread under their bodies and ate it at their seats.
??Long Shi was so angry that he punched me hard several times.
??In the preliminary round, less than 80 programs will advance directly, and in the semi-final, 70 programs will be selected from the temporarily eliminated programs.
Long Ba added with a chuckle, "Who said it was?"
??I also knew what was going on. Maybe it was because Long Qi's success had opened up the Ren and Du meridians of the other Long Yinwei. Four out of the ten groups were shirtless, and the remaining group was wearing coats reluctantly because they felt really bad.
??Long Ba: ...
??Long Qi punched the wall, "That old man is so despicable!"
It was still daylight that day, and before the first rooster crowed, every household was busy.
??The dog is still their dog!
??Pan Xiaotie was chasing his two little bastards with a shoe in his hand and beating them. When he turned around, he found that the Xu family was also chasing and beating their children.
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The men moved the dining tables and chairs from their homes to the gymnasium, while the women slaughtered chickens and ducks and brought the spoiled ingredients to the school cafeteria. Of course, there was no small kitchen in the North District to arrange for them.
??Although the Xu family advanced, it was more embarrassing than not advancing at all. The elderly Xu Xiaofu was mooing like a cow in the audience and almost made the audience laugh to death.
??After the game, I have to talk to those people. What's the point of being naked in public? Women should be more virtuous!
When Long Qi's group just appeared, Yu Chaosheng manually closed Xu Yuanzhi's eyes. The previous few groups were all the smart and well-developed Long Yinwei. Yu Chaosheng even took out his white sleeping eye mask and covered the lower half of Xu Yuanzhi's face tightly, determined to let you see those shameless ones.
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Before "Water Flooding Jinshan", it was not "Liang Zhu" performed by the eight elders of the Wang family. Wang Xueer played Mei Jincheng and stood on the stage with a fan. The audience on the stage, who were not immersed in the play, shouted to Wang Binger's Zhu Yingtai, "Yingtai! Choose Mei Jincheng! Liang Shanbo looks like an old farmer from outside our land!"
??Bad, I really am!
??Long Ba turned around with a pale face, what do those bastards think of me! Do they think I am a despicable person like Long Ba and Long Yi who are playing tricks?
??She turned her head to look at Yu Chaosheng, and saw this guy stretching his neck and laughing loudly, without any trace of the village chief's image.
??Long Ba didn’t say anything until Long Qi’s team got fewer sticks than Long Yi’s team, which was visibly less.
As soon as San Gouzi finished singing, Xu Yuanzhi immediately followed up, "Three turtledoves flew over the bay, one in pairs and one in singles. You deserve to die if you flood Jinshan. I won't be satisfied until I kill the two snakes!"
??Those who were eliminated by a narrow margin of votes will also be discouraged. They can just go home and withdraw and then participate in the semi-finals.
??The first team to take off their clothes is Long Qi's team, right? Okay, I'll remember that. I'll be bad! Bad! Do some ideological work on my team leader.
Time passed slowly, and in a blink of an eye it was already the 80th day of the lunar year.
The performances in the northern district were even more varied, with performances such as stilt walking, balancing bowls, fire breathing, and traditional opera, while a group of women choreographed songs and dances.
??Long Ba turned around suddenly, and the others hurried forward holding up their pants.
??Long Yi's team performed boxing. Seventy strong men wearing thin training clothes, with strong muscles, each move was full of vigor and power.
??The Liu family's program advanced directly. We combined piano, chess, calligraphy and painting into one program, which looked very impressive.
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??So when Longba's team walked off the stage with their spears in hand, everyone was forced to bare their lower bodies.
??Yu Chuner and Yu Qiuer had a preliminary round in the game of throwing pots, but the family won by singing the major tune together. It can be seen that the family hates silence when there are few people around, especially during the Chinese New Year.
??Although other people at the scene felt it was strange, the tune was a bit too brainwashing. As soon as the two adults finished singing, we started humming along.
?Sure enough, the whole job still depends on Yu Chaosheng. I am the director of "Water Flooding Jinshan Mountain".
"Boss, is there any need to compete with us in taking off clothes? We rely on our looks..." No one said loudly.
The young girls and wives waited until the tables and chairs were put away before they brought brand new red cloth to decorate the stage.
??Pan Yingying raised her hands to cover her face. The lyrics were serious, but the tune was not serious!
I clenched my fists, ready to give me some "kale" as soon as this guy came on stage.
??Every woman in Taoyuan Village must! observe! female! ethics!
"Yes! Yingtai! Choose Pan Yingying! You support them!"
??Wang Li: …
??For example, the Pan family.
??After the preliminary rounds were announced, those who advanced directly were of course smiling, while those who advanced walked and discussed their achievements, but there were not many who were in a panic.
??I looked back at my team holding spears. The little guys met my gaze and tightened their belts.