Chapter 169 Slap
Chapter 169 Slap
"Brother Junming! Where are you going carrying Senior Brother Li?" The sharp-eyed student greeted him from afar.
"I invited my senior brother to dinner, but he got drunk and fell asleep after one bite. I sent him back." Liu Junming said impatiently.
"Hahaha, it turns out that Senior Brother Li also has things he's not good at!"
Everyone burst out laughing.
"No more talking. Brother, you're still very heavy. Let's go." Liu Junming lifted Yunli and ignored the students. He took a step forward with his long legs and was about to leave.
"Brother Shi, wait a minute!" Shen Qingzhu called out.
But Liu Junming just pretended not to hear. Shen Qingzhu called out twice more, but Liu Junming not only ignored her, but also walked faster!
Yunli laughed on his back and whispered, "Brother Junming is really tactless when a beautiful lady makes an appointment with you."
Liu Junming didn't say anything either, he just kept walking with his head down.
After they were away from the crowd, he said, "We kissed each other and sealed our love. I will never be tempted by anyone else."
Yunli rolled his eyes and said, "You should change your habit of talking to yourself. When did I say that we were in love? It's just a lip friendship."
"Lip friendship? Will you kiss me again in the future?"
Liu Junming simply took advantage of the situation.
"You kissed me, not me kissing you."
"Since it's a lip friendship, we can kiss each other in the future, right?"
"..."
Yunli found that it was impossible to communicate with this kind of person.
Seeing that they had already entered the forest, she quickly patted Liu Junming on the shoulder and said, "Put me down, I can go back by myself."
"Didn't I tell you before? Since someone is plotting against you, there must be a trick waiting for you. What if there are a few people hiding in your yard? I'm worried, so I have to send you back."
Next move!
Yunli frowned.
But for the moment, her mind was full of thoughts, all related to pornography, and she really couldn't spare any brain cells to think about what to do next.
It was a miracle that she could resist the urge to pounce on the young man in front of her when their bodies were touching.
Whatever.
Anyway, she had asked him to put her down, but he refused.
So Yunli hugged Liu Junming's neck with peace of mind again.
Liu Junming paused for a moment, his face flushed, a shy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and his steps behind Yunli became lighter.
He really wished that this road could be longer so that he could carry it for a longer time.
But it finally arrived.
The courtyard was quiet, without a single sound.
Liu Junming was about to open the gate when he suddenly stopped and turned to look towards the dark forest.
But I saw two ferocious beasts nearly as tall as a man standing there silently, baring their teeth and looking ferocious.
Liu Junming was startled at first, but he heaved a sigh of relief after seeing it clearly, "Your pet is back."
Yunli opened his eyes and looked around, then waved to his cub, "Go and smell if there are any bad guys in the house."
Jin Suan and Yin Zun saw their sister open her eyes, and then they put away their fierce looks. Jin Suan opened the courtyard door and sniffed around before looking at Yunli with ease.
"There's no one at my house. You can go now."
Liu Junming didn't listen either. After looking around, he put her down on a stone bench in the yard and asked, "Where is the water source? I'll go get you some water."
"No need to go through so much trouble, just throw me into the water tank over there in the kitchen and you can leave."
"What if the enemy comes after I'm gone? What will you do then?"
Liu Junming analyzed rationally, "Do you want to rely on these two little guys to protect you? I'm telling you, even if it's just me, these two little guys are no match for me."
"Aho!" - "How can you talk like that, damn two-legged beast! Come over and fight me if you dare! I'll bite you to death!"
Jin Suan first let out a long roar, then leaned forward and half-crawled, baring his teeth at Liu Junming.
"I'm sorry, my brother has become a spirit. If you say something bad about him and get bitten to death, I won't be responsible."
Yunli found it funny, "Then throw me into the water tank, and you go outside the yard to help me guard it. Don't forget to help me close the gate."
"..."
This time it was Liu Junming's turn to be choked.
"I can actually guard the yard."
He explained seriously.
"But my brothers also like to stay in the yard. They don't like strangers sleeping with them."
Seeing that this guy was just standing there and didn't take her to the water tank, Yunli stood up with difficulty and planned to move a few steps to go over by herself.
Liu Junming quickly stepped forward and picked her up by the waist. He walked to the water tank in two or three steps and carefully put her in. Then he felt something was wrong. "There is too much water. What if you accidentally fall asleep and it drowns you? No, I have to scoop some out."
Yunli was shocked by the cold water, and felt his hot body get better, and his mind became much clearer. "What are you thinking about? How could I be drowned!"
It was all her fault that she realized it a little late.
If I had discovered something was wrong with me earlier, I would have just avoided Liu Junming and entered the space or found a place to endure this period of time.
Now she is so tied up that she almost...
Yunli patted his hot cheeks with his hands, forcing himself to stop thinking about anything else.
"You said... am I also taking Chinese medicine?"
Liu Junming's sudden words scared Yunli!
"Otherwise, why do I think you are beautiful and the more I look at you, the more I like you and the more beautiful you look? Ali, do you know that in my eyes, you are glowing and attracting me now?"
"Shine your uncle's light!"
Yunli crossed his arms over his chest in a gesture of resistance, "I think you are the most dangerous person in the whole yard right now, go back quickly!"
Liu Junming suddenly chuckled, "Hahaha, I kid you!"
He leaned his head against the water tank and looked at Yunli with a gentle face.
Yunli felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by him: "It's getting dark, you should go back."
"You don't dare to look at me, is it because you like me a little bit?" Liu Junming suddenly said shockingly.
When Yunli heard this, he could no longer bear it.
Doesn't he know what this guy just did in his own yard?
Why didn't she dare look at him? Because they were eating each other's mouths! The real version of "I treat you as a good brother, but you eat my mouth!"
She turned to look at Liu Junming angrily and said, "Liu Junming, are you crazy? I didn't dare to look at you because just now you..."
Liu Junming suddenly leaned over, grabbed the back of Yunli's head and pressed her towards him, then bit her on the mouth again.
Yunli was completely stunned!
It was not until he traced the shape of her lips with his tongue that she suddenly stepped back and slapped him in the face!
Liu Junming's entire head was slapped crooked, and there was even a trace of blood flowing from the corner of his mouth.
Well, the corner of my mouth was also split.
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