Chapter 255: Pearly and smooth Plus, when she gets bad, she will knock on widows' doors and dig
Chapter 255: Pearly and smooth Plus, when she gets bad, she will knock on widows' doors and dig
Afterwards, the three of them came to the restaurant. The restaurant was bustling with people. After the three of them ordered their meals, Duan Jiabao couldn't wait to share what happened today with the two sisters.
"Brother Chen is actually an online writer?" Luo Yan was so surprised that her mouth opened wide and her eyes became round.
"Don't look at me like that. I was in the same situation as you when I found out." Duan Jiabao shrugged helplessly.
Jiang Xiaoguo also nodded in agreement and said, "Indeed, Brother Chen's image is very different from that of an online writer. On the contrary, the film and television media industry is very consistent with his image and temperament."
"Yes, if Brother Chen stars in a movie, I will be the first to buy a ticket to support him." Duan Jiabao held his chin with both hands, his face full of excitement, and stars seemed to be shining in his eyes.
Luo Yan rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "Dabao, isn't Brother Chen a writer? Then you can be Brother Chen's guardian. This will shorten the distance between us, which is much better than those stars who can't be seen or touched."
"Yes, that novel platform also allows giving gifts. This is a good idea..." Duan Jiabao nodded repeatedly.
Jiang Xiaoguo curled her lips and said, "Hey Dabao, look at how useless you are. If there was an auction of Brother Chen's autographed underwear online, you would definitely go crazy and grab it."
"Comrade Xiaoguo, please watch your words. That can't be called a crazy grab. That's called a desperate gamble. We will kill gods and Buddhas." Duan Jiabao clenched his fists and acted with determination.
"It's over, it's over, one of the Three Masters of the Red Mansion is about to abandon the organization." Jiang Xiaoguo shook his head exaggeratedly.
Luo Yan asked curiously: "By the way, what is the name of Dabao Chen's work? I'll help support it too."
"Let me take a look." Duan Jiabao quickly opened his mobile phone and sent the title of the work to Luo Yan.
Luo Yan took a look and couldn't help but exclaimed in surprise: "A Mortal's Journey to Immortality is actually the work of Brother Chen."
"What's wrong? Are you very famous?" Duan Jiabao asked, looking puzzled.
Luo Yan was so excited that she danced with joy and said, "It's more than just famous, it's simply a book that has become a masterpiece. Now this book is on the list of Shengshi Literature Network, and many people on the Internet say that this book can be selected into several major lists this year. I have been following it and even gave it as a gift before."
"So awesome, must it be very profitable?" Jiang Xiaoguo immediately became interested, his eyes lighting up.
Luo Yan touched his face and guessed uncertainly: "Of course, I don't know the details, but it should be easy to make hundreds of thousands a month."
"It's so profitable, why don't I try writing a book?" Jiang Xiaoguo asked with sparkling eyes and full of anticipation.
"Go away, you are a money-hungry financial professional, pretending to be a writer." Luo Yan joked with disgust.
"You can't say that. I can write a 100,000-word report, okay?" Jiang Xiaoguo puffed out his chest in dissatisfaction.
Seeing the two bickering, Duan Jiabao quickly interrupted them and said with a worried look on his face: "Xiaoguo, Shitou, can you give me some advice? Brother Chen told me to send him what I am good at and he will see if there are any suitable positions. But, but you know, I have been slacking off in the past three years of college, and my resume is empty. How embarrassing it will be when the time comes?"
Jiang Xiaoguo smiled confidently, patted Duan Jiabao on the shoulder and said, "These are all minor issues. Just tell me what you have done in the past three years, and I will prepare a resume for you."
"Three years?" Duan Jiabao looked a little embarrassed. He scratched his head and asked, "Does taking photos and retouching photos for male celebrities count?"
"Of course I count. It says that he is good at photography and has extremely skilled photo editing skills." Jiang Xiaoguo answered without hesitation.
"What about the dozens of offline meet-and-greets you've attended?" Duan Jiabao asked cautiously.
"Um, that, rich experience in organizing large-scale events." Jiang Xiaoguo said after thinking for a while.
"What about recommending celebrity variety shows to others on Weibo?" Duan Jiabao asked again.
"Good at viral marketing." Jiang Xiaoguo blurted out.
"Sure, Xiaoguo, now that you put it that way, I feel like a talented person." Duan Jiabao smiled happily.
Luo Yan looked at the two people singing the same tune and couldn't help but add: "There is another very important point, which is a strength and a big advantage for you."
"What? What?" Duan Jiabao leaned over curiously.
Luo Yan waved her hand and joked with a smile: "With strong psychological quality and an optimistic attitude, he can quickly adapt to high-pressure and complex work situations, maintain clear thinking and decisive decision-making, always maintain positive energy, and drive the team forward."
"Oh, this sounds great, right?" Duan Jiabao said with a smile, his eyes full of anticipation.
"Well, you're aiming for a leadership position." Jiang Xiaoguo complained, looking at Dabao's expression and couldn't help but pour cold water on him, "Don't be so proud, Shitou is indirectly saying that you're fat."
"Ah." Duan Jiabao looked surprised.
"A happy heart makes the body fat..." Jiang Xiaoguo said with a wicked smile.
"Oh, that's disgusting... My breasts are called round and smooth..." Duan Jiabao reacted and said coquettishly.
"Pearl-round and smooth Plus is more like it..." Luo Yan immediately added the finishing blow, and the three of them burst into laughter.
At this time, at the entrance of an apartment complex, the breeze gently blew the leaves on the roadside, making a rustling sound.
Chen An, who was being discussed by the three women, was standing there with a bunch of things in his hands. He looked helplessly at Qin Qiao who was walking slowly towards him.
"I said, do you think I'm a delivery man?" Chen An frowned, his face full of depression.
"Uncle, don't be angry. I'm just thinking about the convenience of you driving. Besides, I have small arms and legs and I'm short. What if I meet a bad guy when I squeeze into the subway or bus?" Qin Qiao blinked her big eyes and said coquettishly with an innocent look on her face.
"Qin Qiao, you are two years older than me. Can you please stop pretending to be younger?" Chen An rolled his eyes and said unhappily.
"What do you mean by pretending to be young? I am very young anyway." Qin Qiao pouted, put her hands on her hips, and looked coquettish.
Chen An didn't care about this issue and asked expectantly: "Didn't you say you had something to tell me? Do you have any clues?"
"Hmph, don't you see who did it? Naturally, it was done." Qin Qiao raised his chin, looking proud.
"Tell me quickly..." Chen An's eyes lit up and he leaned forward slightly and asked.
"I can't open the bottle cap. How can you have a girlfriend? Do you know the rules?" Qin Qiao said coquettishly and handed a bottle of water to Chen An, her eyes full of cunning.
Chen An looked at the little Lolita in front of him with a frown on his face. To be exact, the little sister, her ability to act coquettishly and cutely, wow, she has great potential.
Seeing Chen An's eyes, Qin Qiao said vigilantly: "Hey, I'm warning you, don't have any bad ideas, I've practiced it before."
"Practice it? Really?" Chen An looked doubtful, looking Qin Qiao up and down, thinking to himself, with such a small body, he has practiced it, and he can stand on his head... Ugh...
Qin Qiao quickly took out a small bottle from her bag and said with a smug look on her face, "Professional spray paint, no charge if it's not red, do you want to try some?"
"Oh my god, why are you doing this?" Chen An opened his mouth in surprise.
"I am naturally beautiful, so of course I have to be on guard against male perverts like you and some people with abnormal hobbies." Qin Qiao crossed her arms in front of her chest, looking proud.
"Come on, little sister. If you get robbed, people will throw away the food and take the plate when they see your skinny body. After all, this outfit is still worth some money." Chen An pouted and teased.
"Hey, do you know how to speak? Be careful or I'll punish you..." Qin Qiao stomped her feet in anger, her little face flushed red.
"Just relying on your bean bun-sized bun? Bah, bah, no, fist?" Chen An grinned wickedly and deliberately provoked.
"Oh, oh, oh, Chen An, you are finished. I am in a bad mood and don't want to tell you the result now..." Qin Qiao turned her head and said angrily.
"Are you sure? When I get bad, I can do things like knocking on widows' doors and digging up dead people's graves. What if I... Tsk tsk, I think there must be a lot of perverted uncles who like bean sprouts. By that time, a bottle like yours may only be enough for two days. This stuff doesn't seem cheap." Chen An narrowed his eyes and smiled wickedly.
"If you dare to threaten me, believe it or not, I will send the contents of your mobile browser to your girlfriend." Qin Qiao said viciously with her eyes wide open.
Chen An covered Qin Qiao's mouth with his hand and asked seriously, "Did you hack into my phone?"
"Wuwuwuwu..." Qin Qiao's mouth was covered and she could only make humming sounds.
"Tell the truth. If you dare to hide anything, be careful of me..." Chen An threatened, increasing the strength in his hands.
"Bah, bah, bah, why are you so fierce?" Qin Qiao broke free from Chen An's hand and glared at him.
"What do you think? Do you know that invading other people's privacy is illegal?" Chen An glared at Qin Qiao.
"Even if there is, you are the main culprit..." Qin Qiaocai was not afraid. He raised his head and said stubbornly.
"When did you hack into my phone?" Chen An asked through gritted teeth.
"It was when you called me for the first time." Qin Qiao lowered her head and said in a low voice.
"Okay, what else do you know? You'd better tell the truth, otherwise..." Chen An pressed on.
"No, no, they are just some small movies with such unique taste. Humph, what's the big deal." Qin Qiao said with a blushing face.
"Is there really nothing else?" Chen An looked at her suspiciously.
"It's not as easy as you think to hack into a phone. Many of the apps in it have powerful built-in functions. It's not as complicated as you think. Besides, there are no secrets in your phone." Qin Qiao looked at Chen An suspiciously, "Why are you so nervous? Are you a scumbag? Are you cheating on multiple people?"
Hearing that there was nothing else, Chen An breathed a sigh of relief, but he still wouldn't let the other party go just like that.
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