Chapter 450: Routines win people's hearts, Tongzi likes to stir up trouble
Chapter 450: Routines win people's hearts, Tongzi likes to stir up trouble
Chen An, who was showing off in everyone's eyes, walked out of the box without swaying or staring blankly. Instead, there was a relaxed smile on the corner of his mouth.
With his current physique far superior to that of an ordinary person, even if he drinks six or seven bottles, it shouldn't be a problem.
He had no choice but to pretend to be drunk. Although both of them were very into the role just now, in fact, Qin Qiao would definitely rebound if he left today's occasion and environment after knowing that he had a girlfriend. Chen An didn't want to waste today's efforts, so he had to strike while the iron was hot.
Most women hope that their men are mature, steady, wise, and reliable, but at certain times, they also desire men to be reckless and impulsive for them. These times are often when women are most vulnerable and in need of protection and support.
In modern history, the most famous person is Chen Yuanyuan.
Li Zicheng thus ruined the kingdom that was about to be conquered, and Wu Sangui was accused of ruining the Han dynasty that had lasted for thousands of years. (This is unofficial history, so don’t take it too seriously.)
But how many women envy and yearn for Chen Yuanyuan, who was criticized as a beauty who brings disaster?
So what Chen An has to do is very simple. He must abandon his usual cleverness and wisdom and choose the stupidest way that can most touch a woman's heart.
"Brother Tongzi, come out and work. How many points are needed to enter the state of alcohol poisoning?"
"100 points, can allow the host to enter the state at any time without causing any damage to the body."
NISS, it seems you don’t have to be bored and go out drinking on purpose.
I walked into the bathroom and was about to flush the toilet when I heard a woman's voice talking on the phone in the toilet next to me.
"Baby, I really didn't mean it. My dad insisted on taking me to meet an important client."
"I really swear..."
"I knew it. Our baby is the best. Eat well by yourself, go back to the dormitory and go to bed early. I will definitely accompany you tomorrow. Didn't you say that the new bag was beautiful last time? I heard that it has arrived. Let's go buy it tomorrow."
"What are you talking about? I make money for you."
Damn it, why does this grandson's words sound so awkward and disgusting? A dog licker, Chen An curled his lips, pulled up his pants and went outside to the sink.
He had to do the whole act, he turned on the faucet to wash his face, took a tissue to wipe the water off his face, and deliberately left some water marks on his forehead and hair. Perfection, details determine success or failure. It was obvious that he had drunk too much and was just trying to keep going after washing his face.
As I walked out of the bathroom and was about to go towards the box, I heard the woman's moaning sound coming from the side again.
"Honey, I'm fine, don't worry. We're all your friends today, so I can't let you down."
Damn, brother, I underestimated your strength. I was wrong when I said you were a bootlicker just now.
Chen An looked over curiously and couldn't help but frown. This guy looked familiar. After thinking about it carefully, he suddenly remembered, isn't this Liang Shuang's golf boyfriend? I think his name is Chen Zhuo.
I actually forgot about this. Due to my own reasons, Jiang Xiaoguo did not participate in the blind date show and is still working in the financial field, so he should not have encountered him being intimate with his fiancée while playing golf.
Although he doesn't have the energy to study the long legs of the school beauty Liang now, it seems that it is a good choice to find an opportunity to recruit her under his command and train her slowly.
Brother Tongzi has given me this opportunity, what will happen if I don't seize it?
I took out my cell phone and pretended to take a selfie, taking some intimate photos of the two of them. Of course, there were two more photos in which I used the two of them as the background and myself as the protagonist. I didn't understand the situation yet, so it was better to be prepared.
Qin Qiao finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Chen An coming back.
The lights in the box were still bright. Li Hao naturally noticed the changes in Chen An. He couldn't help but sneer in his heart. Washing his face with cold water could only sober him up temporarily. "Brother Chen, why did you take so long? Can you continue?"
Chen An waved his hand as if nothing had happened, "Come on, continue..."
Qin Qiao noticed the water stains in Chen An's hair and was very worried. She stopped him and said, "Okay, Xiao An, you've drunk a lot today. You have a meeting tomorrow morning. Don't delay your work."
"Qin Qiao, this is where you're wrong. Brother Chen is the boss. It's just a meeting. He has the final say."
"Besides, you haven't participated in any activities with your classmates since graduation. You don't know the rules, so you have to drink to your heart's content every time." He looked around and asked, "Am I right, classmates?"
"That's right, that's right."
Li Hao looked at Chen An and smiled, "Brother Chen, since you have found a girl from our class, you must pass this level. Just tell me whether you dare to continue..."
Although it was a simple way of provoking someone, it also pushed back Qin Qiao's words.
Chen An sneered in his heart, although you are quite cooperative, I will be doubly grateful for your cooperation when I deal with you in the future.
Move the cup in front of you aside.
"You don't dare anymore, right? Look everyone, you don't dare anymore..." Li Hao showed a proud smile.
Qin Qiao was about to breathe a sigh of relief when she saw Chen An take a large cup from the side and place it in front of her.
He stiffened his neck and looked unconvinced. "Before, I thought about adapting to local customs, but this cup is too small. It's too hard to drink from it. In our Northeast, small cups are for women."
"Men are always talking nonsense, but I'll just use this to take care of Brother Li."
"Xiao An..." Qin Qiao was so angry that she quickly pulled Chen An's arm to remind him.
Li Hao sneered in his heart. He was really stubborn and said in a mocking tone, "Of course I have no problem, but..."
The meaning was very clear. Even at this time, he did not forget to stir up trouble. Chen An patted Qin Qiao's hand and said with a smile, "Qiao'er, since it is a rule, we can't lose face for everyone, right?"
After saying that, he picked up the bottle and poured a large glass for each person. The glass was about four taels full.
"Cheers..." Chen An raised his glass to signal, and drank it all in one gulp...
Li Hao naturally would not show weakness and drank it all in one gulp...
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