PFC Chapter 658 Life Saving Plan (Catch the bus today, start making up tomorrow.)
Chapter 658 Life Saving Plan (Catch the bus today, start making up tomorrow.)
Chapter 658 Life Saving Plan (Catch the bus today, start making up tomorrow.)
Question: What is the most embarrassing thing in the world?
Is it like opening the bathroom door and seeing your sister coming out of the bath, or opening the bedroom door and seeing your childhood sweetheart changing into pajamas, or being a gigolo and having your boss specifically ask for you?
No, these are just child's play.
Because no matter how tortuous the process is, it will eventually follow the routine and become a plot that increases favorability.
Why is this so?
I had won the third place in the rookie competition, entered the Wanshi card pool, and got a new golden finger. These three joys should have overlapped with each other, and these three joys brought more joy. I should have had a dreamlike happy time. However, why -
"Young man, you don't say anything, do you want me to recharge my Q coins?" The furry penguin moved on the carpet with its flippers flapping.
On the pages of the Book of Destiny, lines of words appeared, then twisted, squirmed, and condensed, making the newly formed penguin more real.
As if suddenly awakened from a deep sleep, the silhouette of a stressed crow flaps its wings as if it has seen a ghost.
[Holy and fallen, both are kingdoms created by Him]
[He is One and All]
[He is and was and is to come.!@$]
"Fuck! A piece of record became independent by itself?!"
The crow sent a message from the Book of Destiny: "You are the one who led the rancher here?!!!"
As Huai Shi looked stiff and dazed, the penguin silhouette in the Book of Destiny raised its head, looked outward, and met Su Lin's eyes.
[In the Beginning]
[God]
"Who's calling me?!"
Su Lin, who had just put on the penguin mask, was stunned. He subconsciously stretched out his hand and grabbed the air, and an illusory mini penguin suddenly appeared in his hand.
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He squeezed it hard, and the recorded message instantly collapsed and dissipated, returning to the traces and evidence that Su Lin had left in the world.
"Sao Nian, although it has something to do with the Heavenly Dao Status I use at home."
Su Lin asked the young man why he was standing there in a daze. It turned out that he was not listening to him at all. "But your Book of Destiny is a bit too weird."
Seeing Huai Shi's collapsed and ghostly expression, Su Lin, who hadn't had time to do anything yet, felt that he was inexplicably being despised by the people around him.
That look seemed to say:
"What a great authority, Lord Su Lin."
Meng Qi pinched his throat and continued to breathe in a sarcastic tone.
“No BB.” Su Lin pointed at Meng Qi and warned him, then turned around and comforted him, “It’s okay. I just blacklisted your book in this world. Now you can’t record me.”
The sleepy crow perked up and delivered a message.
Although there was no relevant record of the chat group in the Book of Destiny, it also sent a warning to Huai Shi based on the situation just now, before it re-entered its instinctive sleep the next second.
The missing record may represent the excessive distortion value due to constant revision, falling into the abyss, one of the elements of destruction, symbolizing the will and divinity of the Almighty God, the reflection of the Father in hell.
"Rancher?"
Even though I had just arrived, I could not help but associate it with the fact that all the people in the crowd were from other worlds, even though I had just arrived, I learned from the famous Eryou male mother, the youth version of Emiya Shaoxia.
Did you join the [Elements of Destruction] chat group?
"You could also call him the Fallen God."
Meng Qi added: "I just checked, that rancher is actually your alter ego!?"
Huai Shi felt that he should have sent it.
"I'm going to the seafood market now, and I can go into the sea right away." Huai Shi tried to save the situation by holding on:
"You may not believe this, but there was an Antarctic penguin demon standing in front of me, and the chat records were 100% synchronized. I thought they were subtitles."
Su Lin took off the penguin mask on his head, gave up the idea of transforming into [Tony Su], and asked with a dull look, "The one from Giant Goose Group?"
"You know everything about cross-world affairs. You are worthy of being a big boss!" Huai Shi tried to use the career skill card 'Praise', just like the second Zhang Chulan.
"Didn't they tell you?" Su Lin looked at the others strangely.
Huai Shi looked confused: "What?"
After he sent away the penguin from the Giant Goose Group, he found a toilet in the hospital. After making sure that there was no one in the cubicle and no cameras, he went to the "good guy" Shirou Emiya to apply for the time travel permit.
If for no other reason than to prove that King Arthur could not be a man!
As soon as I landed, I saw the other party carrying pots and pans and saying that he wanted to change places.
"Look in the group. No, I'll send it to you." Su Lin thought for a moment, then directly extracted a piece of information from a mobile phone web page and sent it to the other party:
"This is faster. Maybe I can just copy and paste it."
Huai Shi clicked on the compressed information package with a confused look on his face, and then.
[“I want a good beating…”
——Sword of Disaster, Gravekeeper of the Old World, Tuner, Last Defender of Heaven, One of the Twenty-Four Elements of Destruction, Little Page of Huaihai Road, Burning Sun of the Abyss, and the Final King of Hell: Huai Shi.]
"Am I also a fiction like the Lord of Mysteries?"
As a fan of contemporary literature and a fan of mysterious Amway, Huai Shi was reminded of the writing style of the Book of Destiny. He sometimes felt that it would be a pity not to submit such good writing to earn royalties.
Well, that makes sense, in a sense the contents of the Book of Destiny are fiction.
But why is his name on this halberd when it has a bunch of second-year titles and one of the fucking twenty-four elements of destruction?!
Is the author here?
Can that little Peppa Pig on Huaihai Road be deleted?!
Just as he began to flip through the pages, the Book of Destiny in his soul began to stir again. Countless flowing words suddenly burst out, filling the blank space and turning over page after page!
The pages of the book shone brightly, and within a moment, the sleeping crow made a sound similar to waking up.
Huai Shi could understand it. He had not slept for a day and a night in order to practice, but he was in the same situation when he had to get up at noon the next day to work to earn a living. However, as long as he was clear-headed, he could learn to bow to life and then go back to work like a slave.
"This is."
The crow exclaimed in disbelief.
Huai Shi also understood that he was surprised to find that the Book of Destiny completed the contents of the future.
I was the same, so while looking at the title page, I had to use my brain to think differently to ease the shock.
"Foretelling the Future", "Foreseeing the Future", "I Just Became the Prince of Paradise and Started a New Life of Cheats in Advance", "I Have a Lot of Villain Titles and I Want to Be a Good Person in the Future".
Just when Huai Shi was thinking that he could make a fortune by knowing the future in advance, a black shadow appeared in his dark eyes.
The illusory bird came from nowhere, dragging its shaky and exhausted body, and spread its wings.
Snapped--!
"Draft it!!!"
The crow slapped Huai Shi in the face with its wings and cursed: "I'm really screwed, you scumbag!!!"
As the surging words were drawn away from the Book of Fate, the crow that was digesting the Wedge of God disappeared again, returning to its deep sleep once more.
Huai Shi covered his face in confusion, and was stunned for a long time before muttering to himself:
“Even my dad never hit me.”
What exactly does that mean?
Huai Shi, who had not yet had time to check the Book of Destiny, rubbed the reddened area. Her feminine face looked aggrieved and touching.
"Are you okay? Apply some compress to reduce the swelling."
Su Lin handed over a tea-scented wet tissue very gentlemanly, looked at Huai Shi, and said regretfully: "If only you had joined the group earlier, oh, I really want to meet you earlier."
Meng Qi, who was originally looking for an opportunity to sabotage Su Lin because of Su Lin's backstabbing in the KTV, suddenly calmed down. He glanced at Su Lin and observed Huai Shi for a while, then remembered the rumors and slowly took a step back.
And Irena, who had just entered from the main gate with Kaguya Houraisan, began to twitch at the corners of her eyes.
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Although he could always be a gigolo, if he was forced to be gay in order to survive, there was nothing he could do, but.
According to the Bible, homosexuality is a sin.
So it shouldn't be, right?
Huai Shi seemed to be petrified, and the people around him fell silent.
"This way I can introduce you two to each other earlier." Su Lin caught Lu Mingfei, who was hiding behind a bookshelf and holding a martial arts manual, and said:
"That night in Takamagahara, the flower arrangement competition was less exciting because of you."
"right, sakura-chan?"
Cowherd Bond (2/2)
Lu Mingfei had a bitter face. He glanced at the handsome and feminine guy opposite him and said, "Hello, I'm Lu Mingfei."
how to say
Fortunately, I joined the group late, otherwise I would have been persecuted long ago.
"Hello, Senior Lu." Huai Shi's tone was quite humble.
“I’m just an amateur.” Lu Mingfei tried to correct: “Don’t call me senior.”
Huai Shi shook his head and said, "I have read your legend."
The legendary gigolo who couldn't keep even 100,000 flower tickets broke the theory of casting a wide net and could lie flat as long as he hugged a white, rich and beautiful woman
"I have a business order that requires two gigolos. We can talk about it later."
Su Lin saw group members arriving one after another and dragged Lu Mingfei away: "I won't disturb you in the kitchen for now, we'll talk later."
Lu Mingfei asked blankly: "What are you going to play?"
"There is a female customer." Su Lin glanced at someone who was very active in the group.
[Zhou Mingrui: “Do you really want to meet offline? Minors should be careful. These days, meeting in person is risky.”]
Let the two gigolos go into this guy's dream and dance Goodnight Miss Clare every night.
After a busy period, delicacies that could rival those of a fairyland feast were laid out.
New group member Feng Xiaoxiao probably fainted due to the awakening ceremony, and another junior high school student seemed to be waiting until school was over. Coincidentally, Song Shuhang also had something to do, so the ceremony had not officially started yet.
"Don't drink this time. Although our cultivation has improved a lot, there are still minors here."
Xiao Yan submitted the application with lingering fear.
Some minors are already working as gigolos, so Xiao Yan doesn't need to worry about them.
"It's okay, just have some tea."
Su Lin waved his hand, and a porcelain pot flew out, pouring a cup of emerald green liquid for Xiao Yan.
"I'm serious."
The strange fire lightly touched the surface of the cup, and with a whoosh, it ignited it directly.
“Don’t use the same method a second time. Never mind. It seems like a waste.” Xiao Yan sniffed the aroma of the wine, dissipated the strange fire, and drank the liquid in one gulp.
According to Xiao Yan's plan, he should have tried to convert his Dou Qi after becoming a Dou Emperor.
But every time after drinking it, immortal power, spiritual power, qi and blood power, divine power, and all kinds of power were stored in the acupoints developed in martial arts.
So, it was not only because he was tricked by this group of people who pretended to be drunk last time, but also because he was a little overwhelmed now.
I'd better take a Soul Emperor Pill.
Xun'er and the others had taken them, but Xiao Yan hadn't used the one he had left for himself. Firstly, he felt a little uncomfortable, and secondly, he felt that if he took this kind of pill, he would really become like the one in the movie.
Ugh!
"Teacher Yansen, what do you think of what I just said?" Xiao Yan continued, still slightly tipsy:
"I think the Tianshen Sect doesn't care about background or birth. In another Earth, as long as students of the appropriate age sign up, they can enter the school."
"Since Xiao Xiao's talent is decent, how about she join the Tianshen Sect as a disciple when she turns one year old?"
Xiao Yan chuckled and took a cup of tea from Ruhua and handed it to Yan Sen beside him.
"Of course there is no problem with this. With some training, such a good seedling may become a venerable within ten thousand years. However..."
Iwamori nodded, then asked with a puzzled expression:
"I see that the conditions and resources of Tianyi Sect, as well as the various cultivation systems mastered by several fellow Taoists, should also have a bright future?"
"Fellow Daoist, you are an elder of Tianyi Sect, so resources and admission are naturally not a problem."
"What's more, your sect still has the leader, Fellow Daoist Su Lin, and the conditions in all aspects should be better than those in our Tianshen Sect."
Yan Sen looked at the cup of enlightenment tea, but did not rush to touch it. Instead, he looked up at Su Lin opposite him.
"Yes, yes." Su Lin folded his hands and looked at Xiao Yan, dissatisfied: "What's wrong with the sect? Yu Feng has become a great sage today!"
"You as the sect leader are also the problem!" Xiao Yan covered his head and took a deep breath.
Su Lin narrowed his eyes and said, "Mr. Xiao, what do you mean?!"
"Are you willing to give lectures every day?" Xiao Yan looked up at Su Lin and asked back.
"I don't want to." Su Lin said confidently: "The resources and skills are there, our sect relies on self-control."
"Brother, what are you talking about?" Xiao Yan looked up at the sky, pointed at the people around him, and said sadly:
"Look, the person teaching equipment refining never leaves work!"
"The disciplinary director of law enforcement is counting money every day!"
"Brother Li is fine, but he's taking online classes now, it doesn't matter where he goes. And there's Klein, what does he teach?"
"I remember now, do you want a child under one year old to face the past and train his resistance?!"
Su Lin looked puzzled, pointed his thumb at Xing not far away and said, "Doesn't Xingbao often face mythical creatures?"
Xiao Yan suddenly fell silent, looking at Xing who was looking at him innocently. He tried to imagine what Xiao Xiao would look like if he became Xing.
"There's no hope for my life."
Xiao Yan covered his eyes, his face full of despair.
(End of this chapter)