PFC Chapter 773 Paparazzi
Chapter 773 Paparazzi
Chapter 773 Paparazzi
"I have become a remnant of the old times."
He used a stand to read the Kamen Rider comics that he stole from Xing, and under the identity of Type-Moon Universe God, he lived in Gensokyo to recuperate.
"I have left the hometown of Erzhi Ape without realizing it." Su Lin looked at the moon and said leisurely: "Life is really unpredictable."
"No, what have you been feeling since just now?"
Lu Mingfei rubbed the handle frantically, and the big snake on the screen used a series of combos to send Huai Shi's Chun Li away and directly completed the Street King KO.
"I miss my lost youth." Su Lin sighed again.
Klein was playing Black Myth alone and said, "I don't really understand you guys in the second dimension."
The console, display, and controller were all obtained from Su Lin. Although the other party claimed that they were picked up from the garbage dump downstairs, Klein still erased some of the numbers on the calculator.
"I paid for the broadband and phone bills while you were away!"
“I have not generated any usage, so I have not incurred any charges.”
Klein looked at the character's empty health bar and the gradually darkening screen, and snapped his fingers to cancel the "Fool" effect on himself.
The man of destiny that Tiger Vanguard defeated just now was the social animal Zhou Mingrui, and the current man of destiny is Klein the Fool.
Are you really here to play games?
Su Lin retracted his gaze and glanced at the 3G network on the communication device
"I'd better go and fish the monkey out and send it back down to earth."
But then the absenteeism would end early.
"Let Meng Qi do it?"
"What do you want me to do?"
Speak of Meng Qi and he will be here.
"No matter what you want to do, I can't help you now." Meng Qi smiled slightly.
Klein glanced in Meng Qi's direction and said, "Do you want the spell that reappeared yesterday?"
"That's meaningless." Meng Qi smiled and shook his head.
The person in front of me has all his acupoints closed, his dantian is empty, his dharmakaya has returned to the mortal body, and even cause and effect no longer flows but is entangled around his body.
Kill me and turn me into a mortal.
"Could you please stop rolling?"
Su Lin suddenly felt a sense of oppression, just like when he was in high school and his good friend who sat in the last row agreed to play badly together, but when it came to the monthly exam, he found that this guy was making a comeback every night.
Where is this place?
Away from the hustle and bustle of the world, choosing to disappear and run away, this is definitely a secluded place where the phenomenon of post-generational involution should not occur.
"Isn't it because I'm afraid you'll be lonely, so I'm cutting off my cultivation to accompany you?"
Meng Qi laughed, looking carefree: "It will come to this sooner or later, so if that's the case, it's better to leave some leeway for yourself."
He has already begun to arrange the projections needed to spread the legend of the truth in the heavens and all realms, but there are still problems with this last step.
I don’t know if it has something to do with the fact that the weight of karma on my body far exceeds my original destiny.
Today, when Meng Qi was pursuing the essence of the legend, even though he understood that all people were originally from the beginning, he also felt that he was missing some "key points".
He couldn't explain it. Logically speaking, with his current knowledge and wisdom, he shouldn't be unable to understand 'who I am'.
After thinking it over, he still chose the path of killing me and seeing me.
"You went to look for the Hunyuan Fairy Bi Jingxuan?"
"To be honest, given Su's current condition, the Hunyuan Golden Bowl controlled by a celestial being may not be able to achieve this level."
Meng Qi denied it and said, "I asked Daoist Fellow Yansen to do this. He seems to be very interested in alchemy and is staying here. I just happened to come here to bring a message to the students of Tianshen Sect."
Su Lin, Shi Hao, and Ye Fan all came here because of external factors, but here there is a guy who cut one of his own swords to truly experience the transformation into a mortal.
“Talent.”
"This is a rare opportunity. Why don't you follow me and slash away your cultivation to find your true self from a different perspective?"
Meng Qi said to Su Lin.
In the short period of time when he lost all his cultivation, Meng Qi's mind had regained its peace and he had a kind of enlightenment.
Some things are meaningless even if you know them in advance. Only by experiencing them personally can you gain your own understanding.
"Good idea." Su Lin nodded and said, "I often wonder, is it only external things like Billions of Dao Laws, Heavenly Dao Origin, and Genesis Element that have made me what I am today?"
0 points, this kind of showing off is low quality.
Meng Qi secretly scored in his mind, but just as this thought flashed through his mind, he heard Su Lin continue to say:
"After I cut off my cultivation, my cultivation may be free."
"What do you mean?"
"My cultivation may bring me back to life."
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Perhaps because of his mortal body, Meng Qi felt that he could not understand what the other party was saying, and he just felt a little scared.
He was silent for a moment, and decided not to discuss this topic anymore. He then came to Klein's side and said:
"You just used up your life, let me take your turn."
Could this be some kind of otaku club?
The main reason is that it’s getting late, and it’s not the right time to go to Gensokyo.
Su Lin thought for a while and decided to go to Kaguya to get some fun spirit crows. If he guessed correctly, Neet should be in the inherent barrier infinite GAL system at this time.
"Not here?"
Emperor Inaba was startled and jumped to the corner in a few steps, keeping a wary distance from Su Lin.
There's something wrong with this human being.
A group of rabbit monsters were sweeping the room with brooms. The floor was littered with garbage, paper scraps, and game discs scattered everywhere.
Maybe he had entered a state of trance and had been playing the game for who knows how long.
Otherwise, so much garbage would have been produced in just a few hours, it could have become a material refresh point for the star.
"Just give me those games, little benefactor."
Su Lin pointed at the game discs piled up in the hands of one of the rabbit monsters. There were a wide variety of games, ranging from blockbusters like Cyber Sword Master 2077 to cute games like Witch's Banquet.
Amitabha, he came here to beg for this thing.
"I thought you were here to see the princess." Emperor Inaba heaved a sigh of relief and said, "She went to the Lost Bamboo Forest to meet the turkey."
As long as this human with a unique hobby doesn't come to the princess to ask for him, it's fine. No one knows where these humans come from or where the princess met them.
turkey?
Su Lin was stunned for a moment, then his eyes flashed: "Fujiwara Mohong?"
He put the games into his storage bag, asked about the approximate location of the Lost Bamboo Forest, and walked out along the corridor.
Emperor Inaba looked at Su Lin's departing back, thought for a while, and the corners of his mouth began to rise to an exaggerated degree.
She pulled out an old-fashioned flip phone and dialed a number:
"Old rules? This time it's different."
"You have to pay more."
"Turkey, didn't you have dinner tonight?!"
"Stinky woman! I'm going to use your ashes to make rice today!"
"When you were little, you would call me big sister, but now you call me a bitch?"
"Fuck! Don't disgust me!"
The bamboos towered into the sky, and the emerald green leaves swayed gently in the wind, looking like emerald waves in the light of the fire.
White hair fluttered in the air, and red eyes reflected Kaguya's almost perfect face, except for the evil smile on the corner of her mouth.
Still so infuriating!!!
A huge fire phoenix spread its wings and flew up, throwing several fireballs at Kaguya while roaring.
This is the fire of the Phoenix that is enough to burn everything, but the opponent does not avoid it. Just like countless times, he endures the pain of rebirth and destruction, and then walks to.
"Turkey, you really haven't made any progress at all. It's time for Goblin to level up!"
Many extremely cold talismans and weapons, as well as a laser cannon that Kaguya took out from somewhere, were aimed at the Fire Phoenix.
The sharp weapon pierced the Fire Phoenix, and after it fell to the ground, the triumphant Kaguya was immediately knocked to the ground by a white fist.
"You cheated again, you bastard!"
"Hit my face?! Turkey! I'm selling you to the Zhatian Chamber of Commerce as food!"
Blood splattered, brain matter was all over the ground, organs such as the heart, liver, intestines, lungs, spleen, kidneys, and eyeballs were scattered all over the ground, and the soil also turned dark red and sticky with the blood in the high temperature.
Hatred, grudges. Perhaps there are these things in it, but both of them are immortals who have taken the Penglai medicine.
So, it's just entertainment.
Addicted to killing each other.
Only in this way can the almost eternal life not be boring to the point of driving people crazy!
疯掉
Both of her fists were torn and pierced by bone spurs. Fujiwara no Mokou raised her neck as if she had exhausted all her strength, looking down at Kaguya, who was covered in blood but still had a disgusting smile on her face.
The beauty that was once famous and sought after by her father disappeared for a short time.
Maybe she had gone mad a long time ago.
This woman is crazy too.
Everybody is crazy
"Pah!" Fujiwara Mohong spat out blood foam with teeth to the side: "The calculus that Huiyin taught me these days made me very angry. I feel much better now. You can't do it today."
"That's why they say your IQ is only 9, Turkey."
Kaguya spit out blood and laughed, "Look inside your stomach!"
Fujiwara Mohong lowered her head and saw a cold metal object that looked like a bullet in her broken stomach.
“This kind of toy.”
As he was halfway through his words, countless sword blades burst out of his body.
"This is a treasure I specially ordered!"
Kaguya grinned and took out a lotus-like bomb: "I want to share with you the feeling of being torn apart by gravity."
Drip
The red indicator light flashed several times.
"You took the wrong one? Never mind. Hiss——!"
Kaguya dropped the portable strange fire Tanglian developed by Stark and was about to stand up when her feet were pierced and grabbed by a pair of hands covered with steel blades.
"Turkey you?!"
BOOM~~~!
After wisps of flames surged, blood rained down from the sky, landing on the bamboo forest that was in an eternal state.
A moment later, two naked bodies crawled on the ground, behind a rock, and began to put on clothes.
The two of them had dark faces and didn't say a word during the period.
Click.
The sound of footsteps on bamboo leaves could be heard not far away.
"Who's there? Get out here!"
Before Fujiwara no Meroko pulled up her red belt, she stood up and shouted towards the other side of the rock.
The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and the person who came did not hide his intentions and walked straight out.
Was it a male monster with a pancreas hanging on his head and a dark blue human figure holding two hearts behind him, with a bloody face?
This is the result of failing to activate the time stop. We are not at home now, and the God of Light is in a completely broken state.
He took off the pancreas from his head with a dull look and asked, "Whose is this?"
"I think it should be 70% cooked. Do you want to eat it?" Kaguya picked up the clothes on her shoulders and walked out, smiling, "Eat my pancreas."
"Against the Heavens."
Su Lin threw the pile of organs over.
There were several thick branches on the fire, with various vegetables and offal meats skewered on them.
The fat dripped onto the fire, making a sizzling sound, and the flames suddenly jumped up, emitting an enticing aroma.
The smoke from the barbecue slowly rose and merged with the mist in the night sky. Three young men and women sat on a dead log beside the campfire, watching the meat cook quietly.
"You guys always do this?"
"Sometimes I make soup, sometimes I grill meat, and if I'm too lazy to do anything, I just make some mustard and soy sauce."
"There are also fresh bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest that can be used as side dishes."
Based on Su's many years of medical experience, these two people had mental problems.
He took out the honey sauce and handed it to the two people who were busy.
Brush some oil, sprinkle some cumin, chili and sesame seeds, then turn it over and toast it. The kids next door are so greedy that they are crying.
Oh my god, even Hannibal has to be professional when he comes.
"Are you sure you don't want one?" Kaguya held up the grilled sausage with white onions in her hand: "Huowang has eaten offal before, you'll get used to it after trying it."
It is enough to look at the bizarre pictures to satisfy curiosity, but Su does not want to develop his diet in that direction.
"There's no other way, so let's do this."
Kaguya dug out a leg bone from the pile of offal she had collected at the back: "You usually eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow, so why not use roasted turkey bone marrow?"
"Ever since the financial crisis, I haven't seen any luxury items other than peaches in the inventory." Su Lin put his right hand on his forehead and shook his head.
"You're welcome. I'll take this as a thank you for these spices. There are more varieties than those sold at Xianglintang." Fujiwara Mohong bit off a piece of roasted liver generously: "Do you know this woman Kaguya?"
"I know him." Su Lin then turned his gaze away from the food and looked at Fujiwara Mohong.
He wore a work shirt on the upper body and red overalls on the lower body, which were covered with talisman paper.
She is not very tall, and there is a contrast between her masculine mannerisms and the girl's soft face, especially her pure white hair and red eyes, which are about to trigger some special attack in her DNA.
"Why are you staring at me like that?" asked Fujiwara no Momoko.
"There is no turkey character in the plan to turn Gensokyo into a paradise." Kaguya shook her head and said disdainfully:
"You don't react to me and Lingxian, but you react to a tomboy like Turkey? Your sexual fetish is probably distorted."
"This is called appreciation." Su Lin crossed his fingers, supported his chin and stared at the other person:
"My main purpose for coming to Gensokyo is to see you."
Fujiwara Mohong stopped chewing. She stared at the man blankly, then looked at Kaguya, and almost jumped up from the wooden stake.
"old man"
"Don't mind it." Su Lin patted the dirt on his pants and said with a smile: "We are divorced. Eat slowly. I will go back to Yongyuan Pavilion first."
The paper man that used to be hanging in the room was also seen.
To be honest, the barbecue smells quite delicious. Su Lin now wants to go back and make some normal food.
Click.
The flash went off.
A girl with black wings put away her camera. She glanced at the small notebook in her hand and nodded excitedly to Su Lin: "Thank you very much! I'll invite you to do an interview next time!"
Swish.
Only a few black feathers were left in the air.
The sky Dharma image that just emerged was caught in the loneliness.
"That's it." Su Lin's expression was stiff, and he turned back a little uncertainly.
"Ah." Kaguya said while eating barbecue, "Paparazzi article."
(End of this chapter)