Chapter 783 What is Zhang Cao?
Chapter 783 What is Zhang Cao?
Chapter 783 What is drill?
The shrine is located on a mountain. Because it is far away from the human world and there are monsters on the road, it generally does not have much business.
Especially after a competitor came to Gensokyo, the shrine's business plummeted.
There are no businesses like exorcising demons and praying for blessings, and there are no worshippers at all.
"Tea, please."
There is a heater in the middle of the room, which is a necessity for getting through the cold winter in Gensokyo, but now it is placed next to Su Lin by Hakurei Reimu.
"A little gift." Su Lin slapped a stack of ancient banknotes on the table.
The huge red bow tied behind the black-haired miko's head swayed as its owner stepped back in shock.
Even Reimu Hakurei, who had an abnormal concept of money and didn't know the specific value of money, understood that the dull sound meant "more".
Hakurei Reimu's innocent and lovely face showed some emotion, and she said sincerely:
"If I had known you would come to offer incense money today, I would have been gentler yesterday. But there were also some mistakes between you and the kappas. In Gensokyo, you should use spell cards to fight."
"." Su Lin smiled and was silent for a while, then took out a gold brick: "Indeed, this is an apology."
If you don't agree with something, you'll throw money away.
Where did this rich guy come from? !
Reimu Hakurei decided to use the oranges and mushrooms that Marisa brought yesterday to treat this important customer.
Watching the shrine maiden happily walking deeper into the shrine, some people's expressions kept changing, while others' mouths twitched as they seemed to be hesitant to speak.
Huai Shi: "Why don't we find an excuse to go down the mountain early?"
He was not worried about the safety of the big guys, he was worried that he would be accidentally involved and waste the resurrection weapon reward he received from the live broadcast room yesterday.
The Hakurei Miko is invincible within the great barrier of Gensokyo.
"Your historical projection has a time limit and a limit on the number of times you can use it. Let me make it clear in advance that I will not help you deceive an innocent girl." Klein took a sip of boiled water called 'tea':
"If she comes to settle the score with you, you'll have no choice but to cheat."
"Why are you looking for me?" Su Lin propped up his chin and yawned, "Shouldn't you go to Yakumo Yukari when your property disappears out of thin air?"
Lu Mingfei: "."
I originally thought that this person would be more obedient in Gensokyo, but now it seems that he was overthinking.
From the moment he entered the door, he had thought of a plan to frame the guests, making the wholehearted hospitality for nothing in the end. This behavior is simply too cruel. Taichu God.
"The otakus who like Hakurei Reimu will fight you to death."
"This dark and cruel setting of Gensokyo has disillusioned an old otaku like me."
Su Lin sat on the edge of the stove, gradually relaxing and curling into the stove, with his upper body lying on the table: "My precious unicorn died at the hands of the Hakurei witch. It's too dark."
As expected, he is still remembering the loss of that mecha, this fussy guy.
"Do you still want that pile of scrap metal?" Meng Qi asked.
Su Lin raised his eyelids: "What?"
"There is also an Eight Trigrams Furnace in the Tushita Palace in the fairyland. You can take it back and refine it in the furnace."
"You want to help me fix it?"
"Remove the impurities and refine the natural treasures that you used to strengthen your toys."
White snowflakes fell one after another, covering the world with a spectacular scene that could only be seen in Gensokyo. The remains of the unicorn of the same color also turned into a snowball during this time.
What Reimu Hakurei didn't know was that the value of the various metals in that pile of scrap iron was enough to rival the turnover of a small auction in Zhutian City.
Of course, the prerequisite is to have a flame that can precipitate the mixed products.
Can scrapped fixed assets be recovered and depreciated?
"What's that smell?" Lu Mingfei moved his nose.
The answer was soon revealed. Reimu Hakurei, wearing a unique shrine maiden costume with wide white sleeves separated from the top at the shoulders, walked over holding a huge casserole.
The aroma of rice emanating from the pot is fragrant, and there is also a hint of fungus.
"Hey." Reimu put the rice pot on the table, opened the lid, and the room was filled with fragrance.
It was a big pot of mushroom rice with a little bit of chopped green onion sprinkled on top as garnish.
"I'll treat you to lunch of the special disaster-extinguishing mushroom rice made by the miko."
Reimu brought over some old-fashioned bowls and chopsticks, and filled a bowl for herself:
"You are not ordinary people anyway, so just go down the mountain by yourselves later. I also need to go to the village to purchase food."
"You're welcome. It's just this little bit of rice."
"Let's use those oranges over there as a garnish."
Normally, outsiders who stray into Gensokyo will be sent back to the outside world by the barrier the moment they enter the Hakurei Shrine, but these people claimed yesterday to be guests of Eien-tei, so the wealthy worshipper does not have to worry about encountering attacking demons.
Wait, why does this person look familiar?
"Yongyuanting, you are that Su."
"Su Lin."
"The polyamorous protagonist in the newspaper."
Reimu responded, patted the table, and laughed:
"Come to think of it, you were chasing that Crow Tengu yesterday."
"What a funny pseudonym is Hourai Huiliye, and the diary and Su Lin are the best. It's a story about a young girl who is just beginning to fall in love and a fickle man. Ahem, sorry."
Seeing Su Lin take out another bag of copper coins, Hakurei Reimu became serious.
Don't get me wrong, it's just that before Su Lin couldn't hold it anymore, there was a cowherd named Lu who was about to live in Bengbu.
"Don't worry, there's no truth in the newspaper about that Crow Tengu. I also used the Yin-Yang Jade to smash her back into the Monster Mountain yesterday." Reimu changed the subject.
By the way, Mr. Su Lin was also thrown into the Mist Lake, and he almost had to wait for the fisherman to fish him out.
However, perhaps out of guilt and because Su Lin had given too much, this shameless witch brought a small bowl of black stuff.
"The last dish at the shrine is just an apology."
"."
Su Lin looked at the bowl and it looked like the pickled vegetables hung on the beams of the house in his hometown in the countryside, while the witch opposite him hummed a tune that sounded like the most dazzling folk style. After adding rice, she began to eat voraciously.
For some reason, he suddenly felt that the gazes around him were a little irritating.
It was as if he was questioning him, do you really have the heart to use historical projections to deceive ignorant girls?
People even took out their most precious food to apologize.
"I'm worried that there are too few visitors recently. There are not even any outsiders willing to pay money as incense money to return to the outside world."
Reimu said in a good mood: "I originally planned to eat the mushroom rice I made last night for three days, but since you are here, I will just eat it for one meal."
Not
In this fantasy town, are you serious about the quality of your life?
Huai Shi, who had rich experience in saving money, analyzed the other party's appetite: "Three days and nine meals. The rice here is definitely not enough for three days."
"Nine meals? What nonsense! Of course I only eat one meal a day." Hakurei Reimu added another bowl for herself:
"Except for banquets. If there are banquets, the leftovers cannot be wasted. We have to eat five meals a day at that time."
There were six people present, and each person ate about two bowls.
"."
Su Lin picked up his chopsticks and put clusters of crystal clear rice grains into his mouth. The taste was bland, with only fragrance.
Seriously, don't look at me like that. Is it Mr. Su Lin's fault that Kohaku is like this? Isn't it the youkai sage Yakumo Yukari who is guilty of a heinous crime? !
"Don't witches get paid for exorcising demons?"
"That's my job, how can I get money?"
God
Even the most unscrupulous sweatshop in Ye Fan's Chamber of Commerce would not do such a thing. After all, overtime is overtime, and the Zhatian Chamber of Commerce will really pay overtime pay, and the statutory holidays are three times the overtime pay.
Reimu Hakurei didn't know all this. After she finished her second bowl, she saw that Su Lin didn't touch the side dishes, and her eyes wandered around several times.
Huai Shi could relate to the situation. When he was so poor that he was about to starve to death, he walked to the door of McDonald's and saw what was on other people's tables through the glass window, and he had the same look in his eyes.
He searched his trouser and coat pockets, but only pulled out a black card from the Giant Goose Group.
"."
Obviously, Gensokyo does not support card payments.
"Help me open the acupoint. There are some gold and silver valuables inside." Meng Qi sent a message to Lu Mingfei in the group.
'stare.'
Klein stared at Su Lin expressionlessly and did not activate his spiritual authority, but Su Lin still felt tortured by this jerk.
[Open System Mall]
[Manifestation Point-10]
[Exchange: Golden Leaf to Suppress Evil (100 pieces)]
"Take it, it's money for the incense." Su Lin covered his eyes as if he was a little tired, and took a handful back:
"Please pray for me to get ten consecutive payouts, good luck. I have a brother who is missing. I wish him a good ship and hatchet. May every winter be the season of White Album."
"."
Reimu Hakurei's eyes widened. The golden leaves, illuminated by the fire from the fireplace, reflected light onto her face.
"I will pray for you later! God will surely bless you and your brother!"
After hearing this, Su Lin felt a little comforted even though he had no expectations at all.
Just think of it as purchasing emotional value.
"By the way, is it the Dragon God or ZUN that is worshipped in your shrine?"
"Who is that?"
Hakurei Reimu thought hard: "The god we worship is the god."
It seemed that there was no way to avoid this question. She took out a series of equipment including the Yin-Yang Jade and talismans, trying to find a clue.
I always feel that there are many abstract places in Gensokyo, for example, the red and white girl in front of me is obviously a Shinto shrine maiden, but the magic she uses is the power of Taoism. For so many years, no one knows which god is enshrined in the shrine.
"In any case, God will bless you."
"Yes, Amen."
Su Lin clasped his hands together to show his understanding.
"Amen bless you."
Reimu Hakurei is a good learner.
Su Lin suddenly felt a force on his shoulder. He turned around and saw that it was Lu Mingfei's right hand with five fingers tightly holding him, with a look of despair in his eyes.
"Please spare Che Wanren's last piece of pure land."
What do you mean, guy?
"In that case." Meng Qi suddenly narrowed his eyes and asked, "Can your shrine worship other gods?"
"Huh?" Reimu looked a little embarrassed.
But as Meng Qi snatched another handful of gold leaves from Su Lin and placed them on the table, Lingmeng's face suddenly showed some interest.
At Meng Qi's signal, Klein took out three simple and ancient statues of the Three Pure Ones and a plaque.
"They are definitely not evil gods or wild gods. You can find someone to verify. These are three very famous gods in the outside world. Just find a place to worship them and leave them there. You don't have to worry about them."
It's renamed "Legend of the Three Pure Ones of the East", right? !
"That's fine, just leave it there."
Reimu didn't even think about it and pointed to the spot to the right of the money box.
Are you so casual?!
Su Lin's brows jumped, his pupils dilated slightly, and he took out a silver cross that was half a person's height.
"Help me find a place to hang this thing as a decoration."
The two vampires in Gensokyo are not afraid of these things. Their only weakness is that they cannot cross the flowing water, so hanging here will not have any impact.
The money has been spent anyway.
"Okay." Hakurei Reimu thought that if she was short of money, she could go to Xianglin and sell it for money.
"The Record of Eastern Taichu" is serialized.
Of course, Lu Mingfei had given up trying to persuade the two of them, and just complained silently in his heart that this strange shrine style would appear at his future wedding.
'Don't add any more elements.'
Especially when I saw Su Lin hang a portrait of Haotian with strong traditional folk colors on the cross.
Don't you two feel offended?
However, the shrine maiden over there really didn't care at all that the offerings in her own shrine were occupied by two incense "thieves".
He really has no moral integrity or ethics at all.
"Come for tea another day. I'm going to Xianglin Hall to buy some tea leaves today."
[Hint: Hakurei Reimu's favorability is UP]
Reimu, who had gained a lot, said goodbye to everyone while holding the reassuringly heavy prize box. It seemed that the favorability of the key figures had also gone up.
In a sense.
It's so simple.
But when everyone had left and Reimu had flown to the human world, a figure wearing a top hat and a vest walked out from the gap in history.
Klein sighed as he looked at the expiring "historical projections", snapped his fingers, and used the power of "fooling" and "error" to twist them into real things.
He turned around and wanted to leave, but subconsciously glanced at the pile of "symbolic" items.
Klein blinked, took out a seal of the Church of Fool and threw it over.
The money has been given anyway.
As he left, he glanced towards a certain location following the spiritual guidance.
Not long after, a gap opened up below the money box, and the money box fell in and then fell out from a new gap in the sky.
Only this time, the box was much lighter.
"My stick or my musket, which one should I choose?"
When Su Lin returned to Yongyuan Pavilion, he was blocked by Xing in the corridor.
Maybe I went to the wrong set, otherwise how could the Star Core Spirit’s restarted life appear?
"Calm down and listen to my explanation first." Su Lin raised his hand and said:
"The journey of exploration is about exploring the unknown. If we can just rely on information to get through, then what is the point of exploration?"
Xing put down the bat and the flame gun, frowned and began to think.
Suddenly, she had an idea, found a loophole and raised an objection:
"I'm talking about you increasing the difficulty of the Pinocchio dungeon!"
Gee.
Not easy to fool.
"Su Lin, come here and try the medicine." Xiao Yan shouted.
So fast? You're so good at bringing back the old man, doctor!
"The difficulty of the dungeon has increased, you don't know how to level up?"
Su Lin took out a manual and stuffed it into the other person's hand: "Go, go, there's a trash can behind you."
Xing's pupils shrank, and she looked back only to find nothing. She looked back again.
The people also disappeared.
He lowered his head and saw a volume of 'Daoist Canon Foundation Building' in his hand.
"I'm no longer at the foundation building stage."
(End of this chapter)
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