PFC Chapter 785 Patchouli GO (make up for yesterday's)
Chapter 785 Patchouli GO (make up for yesterday's)
Chapter 785 Patchouli GO (make up for yesterday's)
As we all know, Hakurei Shrine is a traditional Japanese shrine.
Although the shrine maiden who has lived there for many years doesn't even know who the god she worships is, it is certain that the shrine does worship a certain god. This question should have been asked to "Yakumo Yukari", but now it seems that it can be omitted.
"No, I'd better ask."
Everyone focused their attention on Yakumo Yukari in Shadow Castle, but saw her shaking her head even more, as if she had no idea what was happening in the footage.
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[Search begins: Based on the data stored in the central database, select the mythological symbols of the Three Pure Ones, Haotian God, and God's unknown mystical symbols with a high degree of matching.]
Chen Jun looked at the information projected on the crystal plate with a confused look on his face. He really wanted to say that it didn't matter if he didn't filter and match, and he didn't even need to look up the information at all.
So did most of the people present.
It's just that we know each other, but is it reasonable for this kind of Sichuan-style spicy hot pot, shabu-shabu, hamburger and salmon stew to appear in the Hakurei Shrine in Gensokyo?
The Hakurei Shrine enshrines the Three Pure Ones, Haotian and God?
It’s okay if there are people from the East, but will there be people from the West too?
[Hey, don't mess with the tribute! ]
Before the Squirrel Camera could react, it was grabbed by Reimu Hakurei's hand and held in front of her.
[We can still see squirrels at this time of year. Did they run out of food?] Hakurei Reimu muttered a few words, and sighed when she saw the orange petals stuffed in the squirrel's mouth:
[I told you to eat it yourself after offering it, you really know how to find an opportunity.]
Reimu Hakurei put the squirrel down and found that the little guy seemed to be frightened and stood there motionless.
[Forget it, you should apologize to the gods and thank them for giving you food.]
She calmly imitated Su Lin's previous prayer gesture, clasped her hands together, and said to the pile of "gods" being worshipped: [Amen.]
Amen?
Amen?!
You, a witch, put your hands together and say Amen?!
"What god do you worship at the Hakurei Shrine?" Bubble checked all the settings and found nothing about this fantasy.
"A place favored by the gods, Gensokyo, must worship the gods." The city manager Reimu said unreasonably, "How would I know which one it is?"
What should I do? What she said makes a lot of sense.
"Are these gods in Gensokyo?"
"No"
Yakumo Yukari thought for a while and said, "At least in our Gensokyo, these long-lost gods do not exist."
"Maybe it's the time and space where the gods didn't disappear?" Sandra analyzed.
The Squirrel camera was well camouflaged, without any flaws, so Hakurei Reimu in the picture didn't pay much attention to the 'prayer' and didn't try to drive it away.
If there wasn't a food shortage, who would go out of the room in such a cold weather?
This is true for squirrels and also for Reimu Hakurei.
Fortunately, I met a rich man today and received a lot of tribute money. I also purchased a lot of wine and reserve grain from Xianglintang and Renjianzhili.
You can also go to a pub tonight and have a good drink.
Reimu Hakurei, in a good mood, left humming a song, and the squirrel, after "relaxing" for a moment, searched aimlessly and finally came to the offering.
【Faith deposition data collection detected.】
The purpose of using biological detection equipment is to collect information about Gensokyo in this void dimension. The host in the hive has entered a high-speed data calculation state, and Tavel, who has been on standby, has begun to record data. The prerequisite for implementing this action is that the special characteristics of the void creatures are needed to erase the dimensional differences.
Simply put, it is to simultaneously build a mathematical model of the other world in the database for later analysis and calculation.
[Model established, input into Sanqing]
【warn! ! ! 】
【warn! ! ! 】
The central computer suddenly issued a piercing alarm, and warnings rang out one after another in the hall: [Information in the independent database has been tampered with by an unknown source! ]
"Tampering is spreading! The databases of all districts that are not online and the affiliated universes and planes have all shown abnormalities! Enter the highest alert level!" The voices of Bubbles and Little Bubbles came. This group of Xiling hosts can detect all clues.
Windows popped up on the screen at a speed visible to the naked eye, some seemed lofty and some seemed hard to touch. Starting from the statue of Yuanshi Tianzun in the center, the slightly graying temples and deep, weathered eyes became the common features of every Tianzun.
The data model of the Three Pure Ones from Gensokyo has become somewhat lofty and somewhat difficult to touch.
But that’s not all. Whether it’s the Three Purities model that has just been established, or the images of the Three Purities in other universes, or even a picture in the database, subtle changes in details have occurred.
"The abnormal movement has stopped and no other impact has occurred"
"Calculating safety risks."
"The alert level has been temporarily lowered."
Xiling's technical staff suddenly became busy, and various large and small emergency meetings were immediately held.
Everyone still in the hive stared at the screen for a while.
"It is suspected to be the influence of mysticism at the memetic level." Alaya, who is good at mystical knowledge, gave an explanation: "It involves the law of cause and effect at a higher level and cannot be traced back."
"Are we exposed?"
"Probably not. It seems like some kind of phenomenal impact."
The sudden change temporarily suspended the establishment of the mathematical model, but at this time, another change occurred and the squirrel instinctively looked outside the shrine.
[The detected cosmological constant deviates and the signal enters a trough]
dark
Endless darkness is coming.
The cold wind and snow continued, as if everything was plunged into a dark winter.
It didn't last long. A swirling light like lava rose from a certain direction and extended to the limit of the sky.
During this time, it seemed as if a choir was singing ancient hymns. As they sang, boundless light was sweeping across the wind and snow, and dropping clear, pure white illusory feathers of light.
But this strange phenomenon only lasted for a moment and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
If the snow hadn't shown signs of melting, I would have thought that everything that had just happened was an illusion.
"All the detected cosmological constants have returned to normal values. The high concentration of divine residue has evaporated, and the traces have disappeared. It is suspected that the creator god has appeared."
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"Given the case of the Three Pure Ones statue, it is recommended to skip the establishment of data models for the 'cross' and 'Haotian God portrait' for now."
"jump over."
In the picture, Reimu Hakurei had already taken out the Yin-Yang Jade. When she saw the abnormality disappear, she walked to the door and looked around for a while.
Not long after, Marisa, the black and white witch, arrived at the shrine on a broom.
[Reimu, are you going to deal with the incident? That direction looks like Eien-tei! ]
[If there is no follow-up, forget it. The man in the love triangle between Kaguya Houraisan and Fujiwara no Momoko recharged a lot of offerings to the shrine today. ]
[Eh?! Did he come here? Did he not attack you? ]
【What's the meaning? 】
[Didn't you read today's latest newspaper? It is said that he has the ambition to turn Gensokyo into his own harem paradise, DAZE! ]
Marisa held out a newspaper and Reimu Hakurei took it.
[You also believed that newspaper of Crow Tengu. What kind of pornographic picture is this?! ]
A huge amount of information.
The people present at the Hive Data Center turned their attention to the two immortals, Kaguya Houraisan and Fujiwara no Momoko, in Shadow City.
Surrounded by a group of excited monsters, the two looked at each other with a look of "are you fucking kidding me?"
"There is another badge. I suggest using a fantasy creation model in an independent cosmic test site to create an illusory belief connection to determine the mystical direction." Tavel suggested.
As they still didn't understand what exactly this Gensokyo was all about, and in preparation for subsequent negotiations, the experiment was approved without going through the approval process.
Only a few hours had passed after all causal laws and connections to the material world were severed.
An [urgent] report presents:
"The imaginary creation model has fallen into the pollution of losing its mind and deforming and alienating. It has been rendered harmless along with the experimental universe! The characteristics of divinity are anti-order and indescribable!"
"Based on the theory of world interference, I found a match in an Earth novel."
"Blind and stupid."
This isn't Fantasy Township.
A certain leader holding the report thought so.
Su Lin had a dream.
I dreamed that there was a burning sword stuck in the ground, and there was a throne not far away. I was dragging Sutone back and was going to put it in the throne to burn as firewood.
Unfortunately, the dream was just a dream after all, because he now had nothing in his hands.
In a daze, Su Lin walked to the sword. The soft carpet and pink walls gave people a peaceful and relaxing feeling.
A queen-sized bed was placed in the middle, with quaint and gorgeous gauze curtains tied to the frame.
A little blonde girl is playing with a mended teddy bear. She is wearing a nightcap shaped like a doorknob glove, decorated with a red ribbon and tied into a bow on the left side. Her side ponytail is sticking out of the hole in the hat under the bow.
It is worth noting that she has a pair of wings like dead branches on her back, each of which has eight seven-color crystals emitting incredible light hanging on it.
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Absolutely not.
But he absolutely did not want to sit at the same table with Xiao Yan, Song Shuhang, and Emiya Shirou.
But how do I explain this situation? Am I still hiding the attribute of a lolita?
Coach, this is not right?!
As if she sensed something, the little blonde girl turned around and looked in a certain direction with her scarlet eyes. Although it felt a bit strange, Su Lin was sure that she was indeed looking at him.
"Are you here to play with Fran?"
She jumped off the bed, trotting to the edge with her red skirt swinging, but there was an untouchable boundary between the two of them, separating them like a mirror.
Flandre tilted her head in confusion, and Su Lin also tilted his head in the same way.
"Aren't you going to come out and play with Fran?"
Flandre waved, and Su Lin followed suit.
"Big brother"
Please don't use that kind of name, it's a bit too cute and unfair.
So that's why. No wonder the blood bank in Renjianzhili was in urgent need of blood. Although I had considered this possibility at the beginning, I thought it was unlikely at the time.
Such a thing happened in Gensokyo where the people are simple and honest. The world is going downhill.
"Logically speaking, that blood doesn't have any divine power or mystical elements."
He crossed his arms, but before he had time to think, Flandre on the opposite side imitated him and did the same action.
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Su Lin was silent. He looked at the little girl whose eyes were full of curiosity and clapped his hands.
clap clap!
clap clap!
Flandre imitated her and did the same thing, then laughed happily: "Let's play together?"
It's just a dream anyway.
It's not a problem if you want to have fun.
Su Lin nodded, and he and Flandre looked around almost simultaneously. Then Su Lin turned around and pulled open his clothes to reveal the McDonald's employee uniform and put on a wig.
Flandre looked at the red-haired, afro-haired, red-nosed clown in front of her who had changed his clothes, and her expression was a little surprised.
Su Lin crossed his hands and patted his shoulders, then raised them high: "Lanlan Road~"
"Lanlanlu~" Fran imitated at the same time, as if she was treating this as a competition.
"Patchouli GO!"
"Patchouli GO!"
The two of them started playing a dance imitation game, with music starting to play from somewhere.
"It's Fran's turn!" Fran said.
She thought for a moment and seemed to have found a way to win. Then she transformed into four of herself at the same time.
——Taboo·Fourfold Existence
Haha, little girl.
[This is your excuse for splitting up~ If I let you start over, would you love me~]
With the accompaniment of music, Su Lin sneered and began to twist his body to transform into the same number of clones.
——Taboo: Shadow Clone Technique
"Amazing!"
For Flandre, this match will be joyful only if it doesn't end in a simple win or loss.
In a daze, I didn't know how much time had passed.
"Second miss."
"Second Miss"
She opened her eyes and found herself lying on the bed in the bedroom, and the maid Sakuya was calling her not far away with a cake in her hand.
"I heard you calling out Lady Patchouli's name."
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It seemed like I had a strange dream.
Flandre shook her head in confusion. She looked around at the unchanging room and focused her attention on the food.
“The food was delicious these two days.”
"Thanks for the compliment."
Sakuya put the food down as usual, then closed the door and left.
Flandre rolled off the bed, walked to a mirror, raised her hand and shouted, "Lanlanlu!"
Playing games by yourself is not fun.
She turned around disappointedly, but at this moment, a figure appeared behind her. The figure continued to solidify and turned into a red afro clown wearing a McDonald's red and yellow striped shirt.
Flandre's eyes widened in surprise. She tried to raise her hand: "Pachouli~GO!"
"Pachouli~GO!" the red-haired clown said synchronously.
A vague connection came along with the figure, as if there was one more person.
Doppelgänger.
The burning and tearing pain eased.
"you're awake."
"If you dare to say the operation was successful, I'll give you the witch potion."
"tsk"
The first thing Su Lin saw when he woke up from his dream was a group of people surrounding his bed. If you didn’t know, you would think they were holding some strange ceremony.
"I didn't talk in my sleep, did I?"
Thinking of that somewhat absurd dream, he couldn't help but confirm it.
"You keep calling out a lot of people's names, some of which I've heard of, and some of which I haven't." Lu Mingfei started talking, "And you're still talking about how I'll definitely be the harem king."
Okay, this is obviously a lie.
Su Lin got up from the bed, only to find that the people over there were looking at him with strange and teasing eyes.
"What's going on?"
"Ha, cough, cough"
Xiao Yan couldn't help but cover his mouth with laughter, and then took a newspaper from Klein who was drinking tea and reading a newspaper.
[Sexual conspiracy, the plan to turn Gensokyo into a paradise! This reporter was almost murdered, but survived, revealing the outsider's evil intentions towards the women of Gensokyo]
Su Lin put down the newspaper and uttered two words as if he was laughing out of anger:
"Niubi."
(End of this chapter)