Chapter 808 Shanghai Alice Illusion Band
Chapter 808 Shanghai Alice Illusion Band
Chapter 808 Shanghai Alice Illusion Band
"I understand." Su Lin stared at Kaguya and clapped his hands, "You also have a dead child hidden in your heart."
After so many years, Su Lin didn't expect that the peculiar "blood sorrow" of his sophomore year in middle school was still chasing him. It was really a return to his youth.
First it was patient No. 0, Lu Mingfei, then it was transmitted to Kaguya, and now it is showing signs of spreading towards herself.
"Were you upset by seeing the people from your hometown?" Su Lin's eyes became clear as if a special effect had been turned on, and a warm smile rose at the corner of his mouth:
"We can have a good chat. Don't worry, Meng Qi and I are both professional psychologists."
“Well, let me think about it. Maybe I remembered what Klein said before. He is always accurate, isn’t he?” Kaguya smiled.
Very good, let’s go kill Klein right away.
Not far away, Klein, whose real body was hidden in the pores of history, was lying on a sofa drinking Coke, letting the projection wander around and chat with people and monsters, thereby increasing the SSR for his historical projection card pool.
But the next second, he saw Su Lin looking at him with a smile on his face, and his spirit gave a crazy warning.
"It's not entirely related to Klein." Kaguya said leisurely, "It's just that my recent experiences have given me some ideas."
"I should have known not to make a movie. I should have been more direct." Su Lin looked away: "What do you think?"
Kaguya pointed at herself and said, "Am I very capable of survival?"
"Then what?" Su Lin spread his hands.
Kaguya said, "Mr. Zhong also has high defense and is very survivable."
"Well, probably..."
Su Lin began to hug his arms and ponder. After all, the shield and health bar were quite thick and had their own health recovery function.
"The ruffian dragon is also very survivable."
The first time he went against the will of heaven, he was tricked by Chen Nan's family from old to young, but in the end he still had a glimmer of hope and was reincarnated as a dragon. He is indeed very lucky.
"what do you want to say in the end?"
"I'm no longer a human being."
Very good, the condition is stable.
Su Lin made a diagnosis, waved his hand and was about to leave. It would be better if there was no traitor and there were some jokes about the Devourer.
"I just want to say that maybe everyone is the last one to survive, so they gathered together?" Kaguya smiled.
She glanced at Bayi Eirin, and her eyes swept across the face of Meihong, who had just come to the shrine and looked unhappy with her and was itching to fight.
[Even if Gensokyo is destroyed, you will not die. Even if the outside world and the entire universe come to an end, you are the only one who can survive.]
[If you encounter a disaster that no one in Penglai can survive, they will definitely leave the chance of survival to you...]
I remember the unintentional words I said when I was chatting with the Yokai Sage.
"Everyone in the group may not be the strongest, but they should all be as resilient as me." She said nothing but waved and greeted them, but continued to send messages to Su Lin:
"For example, Ge Xiaolun has a strong ability to recover, Han Li and Li Changshou are also very good at surviving. By the way, although Song Shuhang died a lot, he still survived."
"Irena is actually quite amazing. As the protagonist, she can constantly improve herself and find a way to survive when she encounters danger."
"If there were no chat group, the disappeared Lu Mingfei would also be able to survive in various worlds."
Su Lin looked stunned and slowly turned his head to look at the other person.
"Perhaps in the original destruction of the Marvel Universe, Loki is the last person to survive. In a corresponding way, I am the last person to survive after the destruction of Gensokyo."
Kaguya tilted her head with a smile, "Very similar, right?"
Enough. That's enough. Shut up and stop talking.
Su Lin covered his forehead with his hands. If this continued, the urgent anxiety that he had finally cured would come back again.
"I suggest you go out for a walk when you have nothing to do, and watch less dark and cruel works. The future generations of those guys are always watching your screen."
This is a blind spot.
Kaguya thought for a moment and said, "It could be a more distant future or an unreachable dimension, or it could be a past like the setting of the movie."
Amynos!
"." Su Lin's face was stiff: "You'd better not mention this in the group."
"Why?" Kaguya was puzzled and stopped typing a message in the chat group.
Su Lin looked back at Klein in the gap of history: "He might really be killed by someone else."
At this moment.
Klein, who was in the gap of history, suddenly felt that a disaster was about to happen, like a dark cloud covering his head, but it dissipated in the next second.
Klein: "?"
Believe it or not, I will really follow superstition and say that you will marry into Yongyuan Pavilion?
"Master." Feng Ji looked at the two people who didn't make any sound but seemed to be communicating with each other through eye contact and body language:
"We misunderstood about the wedding, but is what was in the newspaper really false?"
Bayei Eirin was silent for a moment.
"Realer than real gold."
"Fake, it's all fake!"
"Who said it was fake? I, the dice, never lie!"
"So happy~~~"
Ding ding dong dong, clatter
Beside the three men, the Moon People soldiers were divided into groups of four, playing mahjong on the mahjong tables, and at the same time, they all pushed up the monocles in their right eye sockets.
One of them grinned, revealing eight neatly-lined teeth: "Sister Feng Ji, when will we return to the Moon City to announce the good news?"
Feng Ji: “.”
Don't go back yet.
Fengji and Yiji, who had the same thought at the same time, were thinking about how to solve the current problem when the laughter and noise around them suddenly died down.
This feeling of being detached from history.
"Kaguya?"
"The Moon King's order has been issued. It will be troublesome if it is not carried out."
Kaguya looked at Toyohime and smiled, "You two sisters are in distress, right?"
"Have you found a new backer so you want to mock us?" Feng Ji looked puzzled.
"The person underneath this skin is still as evil as before." Yiji's eyes grew colder.
"Misunderstood. I just want to ask Sister Fengji for a favor. In exchange, I will honestly go back with you."
The two did not answer, but were more alert.
Although they are all princesses of the moon, the relationship between the three is not very good and they rarely communicate with each other. Especially because of Kaguya, their favorite teacher Bayi Eirin has not returned to the Moon City for a thousand years.
"Don't worry, it's a simple matter for Feng Ji."
Kaguya hid her hands in the sleeves of her pink Japanese-style top, and her bangs swayed:
"Could you please go back to the Moon City, to the Guanghan Palace where Chang'e is, and help me get something from the container where the Moon Rabbit is pounding medicine?"
The surface of the stone steps is covered with moss, and each stone slab bears traces of rain erosion.
When Meng Qi rode the cow back to the shrine, it was already evening. Along the way, he met some monsters who came to join in the fun.
"Have you been sucked dry by some wild ghost or monster?" Su Lin looked at Meng Qi curiously.
He stared at the bronze List of Gods in his hand, which was obviously rusted. He looked a little thin, with fatigue between his brows.
“If it weren’t for the involvement of cause and effect, I wouldn’t have gone to the heaven to look for information.” Meng Qi sighed.
There are very few immortals in heaven, and they are divided into several types. Some are the souls of the dead who have ascended to heaven, and most of them have cut off their seven emotions and six desires. It is like a convalescent center for elderly cadres.
I did find some celestial beings who liked to collect books, but after a long search, I found very little information about the "gods". I might as well go to Bai Ze Huiyin's history class.
Tai Gong Wang didn't quite understand how to use the collection function of the List of Gods, which collected the "authority" that existed in the world.
After all, the world's conferring of gods had not yet begun, and the mythological era came to a quiet end.
"It's so lively."
Even though the large army of Chaldea's servants were placed in the small world, the shrine, after being folded and expanded, still gathered a lot of people.
Some are unfamiliar faces, while others are family members and friends brought by group members in advance.
After all, it is a formal occasion, and the cave heaven and the small world must be equipped with a large formation to prevent drunkenness and killing, so a lot of helpers are needed.
"What are your plans for meals?"
"The immortal chefs are already here, and there's also the Emiya Shirou subspecies transferred from Alaya. If all else fails, go to the Avalokitesvara City and buy some pre-prepared dishes."
The number of heroes in the entire history of civilization is still too exaggerated, and there is only one Shirou Emiya who has the cooking skills that can make people's clothes explode, have hallucinations, and give birth to gourmet cells.
"But they have been eating from the big pot on their own battleship these past two days so it's okay."
"Then why did Emiya Shirou become like that?"
In response to Su Lin's words, Meng Qi pointed at Shirou Emiya, whose face was haggard and whose body had lost all color as if it was burned out. He even did not react when Illya tried to tempt him with magic replenishment.
"I thought he cooked for all the heroic spirits."
"that"
Su Lin's eyelids twitched, and he suddenly fell silent.
He led Meng Qi into the Hakurei Shrine, which was covered by a barrier and unable to see the true situation inside. When they stepped over the third beam of the vermilion torii gate, ripples appeared in the space.
"Give me a serving of steamed chicken feet, fried green dragon slices, braised sparrow tongue, roasted fierce tiger kidneys, stir-fried ox tripe, braised phoenix liver, stewed hundred flower sparrow, braised transformed thunder cloud, sweet and sour inner demon obsession ball, iced forget-worry water, cold-mixed marriage grass, and stir-fried red spider lily ~ that's about it."
Shi Hao sucked the leg bones and meat of an unknown ferocious beast. At the same time, he handed a prepared menu to the immortal chef, whose eyes were even more empty than those of a puppet Ruhua.
"Excuse me." The blue Saber in Altria's army wiped the corner of her mouth and grabbed Ruhua beside her: "Please give me the same one, plus a black pepper steak."
"What is black pepper? It sounds good. Give me one more." Shi Hao said.
"Me too!" Youyouzi raised her hand.
The three directions formed a tripod, and the mountains of food and plates blocked each other's vision. But if someone heard a dish was ordered, others would also order a portion of it.
Crackling!
Archer Emiya in the kitchen cave suddenly knelt on the ground, his overloaded spiritual base collapsed, and turned into ether particles and dissipated into the air: "This is hell."
"Mr. Emilia?!"
Fairy Bie Xue and the others looked at him with envy.
"Damn it! How despicable that he actually ran away first!" Chizi Muramasa's face turned pale, but soon a golden glow appeared on his body: "Huh"
As soon as the excitement in his eyes lit up, his body steadied.
"I have a battle line?!"
Despair returned, and a wailing sounded in Hell's Kitchen.
Su Lin explained to Meng Qi, whose eyes were twitching wildly, "The one outside was scrapped at noon, and these inside were just replaced by dinner. They wanted to find Huai Shi. Oh, Huai Shi, you're back."
"Please pretend you didn't see me."
Huai Shi's legs couldn't stop shaking. Seeing that the food on the table disappeared faster and in a more precise manner than his naked eyes could observe, the thought that solidification might be a good option suddenly flashed through his mind.
He glanced at Shirou Emiya who was trying to revive the magic weapon, changed his target, stood on tiptoe, restrained his breath, and moved step by step towards where Lu Mingfei was.
"Sakura-senpai, I heard about this, are you okay?"
"Something happened."
There was an unremovable sadness in Lu Mingfei's eyes.
Huai Shi felt that Lu Mingfei in front of him was sitting in a bustling scene, with many fairy lamps and spiritual fires shining around him, but he was like an orange that had been soaked in a rainstorm and turned moldy. The street lights above his head only made him look miserable.
He didn't know how to comfort her, so he thought about it from her perspective. If he were in Lu Mingfei's situation,
Maybe the strategy option of popping champagne to celebrate Bai Di Zi can be unlocked.
"Huai Poems."
"I'm not imagining things!"
Huai Shi stood at attention and quickly came to his senses: "Senior, you still need to look forward."
"Look forward? That son of a bitch used my name to borrow money for Xiuweidai, Lingshi Wuyou, Zhatianjinjiao, Yu Xiaoman, Shenmodaren, and opened password-free payment."
Lu Mingfei raised his head and smiled bitterly: "They said that all the charges were put on me."
What the hell.
This is no longer an ordinary beast.
Huai Shi suddenly felt that the past eighteen years of his life were not so miserable. He took out a gift box from his pocket and handed it to Lu Mingfei.
"A little gift, happy wedding."
It was a set of Nordic-style Wanshi cards, a limited edition one.
As for how it came about, the bad woman said she found some old friends to specially distribute it.
"Reversed God King Odin?" Lu Mingfei was a little confused when he looked at the top card. It was a black-haired, one-eyed girl with golden eyes.
Huai Shi: “?”
No. This is what
Huai Shi wanted to explain, but he found that Lu Mingfei was saying, "This should sell for a lot of money, right?"
"."
It's broken, there's an illusion of role reversal.
Huai Shi decided to let Lu Mingfei calm down alone. He also needed to take a rest. He was highly focused every minute and every second after returning, fearing that someone would knock on the door and shout "Open the door, Astronomy Club" in the next second.
But there is no need to worry now, because he just ran away with the house.
[Sister, I didn’t lie to you or cheat you this time, did I? Even my sister is yours, but you are still on guard against me. It’s so sad. ]
You also knew it was this time?
Huai Shi was stunned for a long time, but finally couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, ignoring the possibility that the crow might have set a trap for him.
The atmosphere at the Hakurei Shrine is very good now, with the monster ladies and the shrine maidens coming one after another, relaxing his tense spirit a little.
this situation
It's just right to take out the Universal Knowledge Talisman and perform a talent show on live broadcast to recover some money.
Location: Hakurei Shrine
Song: Flowers bloom beautifully but eventually fall away
The melodious tune drifted away and the music rose up. Huai Shi was immersed in the world of the second dimension and did not notice that this song attracted much attention.
Until the end of the song, three little loli fairies appeared before my eyes.
The three sisters of Poltergeist and the three sisters of Prezimliba.
"Want to form a band with us?"
"What band?"
"Shanghai Alice Illusion Band!"
(End of this chapter)
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