PFC Chapter 979 Change Me
Chapter 979 Change Me
Chapter 979 Change Me
To be honest, to be frank, Su Lin had been patiently accumulating and impatiently building up his confidence, and he had considered many possible descriptions of what an "accidental visitor" would say in shock after accidentally discovering this collection room.
Rubbish
Why are you collecting all this trash?
Trash, trash, trash?
"They're all pretty useless things."
Shi Hao looked around and said, "Some of them aren't even worth as much as the leftover bones from the alien races I ate before. There really are leftover bones?"
Shi Hao picked up a piece of the Abyss Demon Earl's ram skull and found his previous tooth marks. After comparing them, he confirmed them again.
"If you had told me earlier, I would have saved some for you."
So you call yourself the Desolate Heavenly Emperor?!
Come on, give the Heavenly Court a makeover!
"If 001 goes all out, Fellow Daoist Su, your secret treasure will be destroyed." Yan Sen chuckled as he stopped the Heavenly Court, which was about to activate the Other Shore-level special effects to merge with Su Lin.
"He broke through the defense directly! Senior Shi Hao's output is even more ruthless than the previous Fallen God!" Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.
Seeing that Su Lin went from feeling refreshed to entering the red-temperature level in just a few seconds, he suddenly understood the true value of being able to dominate for eternity.
However, calling these collections trash is going too far. At least for a low-level cultivator like myself, this place is indeed a treasure trove.
"Where are the high-level cultivators?!"
Su Lin was clearly unconvinced and immediately took out a bloodstained dagger, his eyes flashing with cold light: "This is a divine weapon stained with the blood of the Heavenly Dao, and it is covered with the pain of the Ba Hui!"
"It's the fruit knife that Ba Nanxu used to stab Dr. Yi last time. If you like it, Brother Su, I can also use the Great Thousand Records to get some props related to Si Ming." Li Huowang's tone was full of sincerity, and he also asked Su Lin how many he wanted.
"..." Su Lin silently put down the knife and picked up the nearest few Devil Fruits.
"It smells like shit. That dead dog I put in Black King's bowl last time wouldn't even eat it," Ye Fan said. "If you like, I can get some from Luffy. I respect pica."
He's eating shit! Ye Feifan!
Su Lin pulled himself out of the historical projection, dressed in a black tuxedo and white gloves, and gently opened the glass display case to take out an exquisite wooden box.
Upon opening the lid, the contents contained within the sponge pad and black velvet cloth instantly burst forth with dazzling seven-colored light.
"It's this?" Shi Hao's pupils shrank.
The glittering Infinity Stones lay quietly in the box, next to an adjustable glove made by Tony Stark.
Although Loki gave everyone a green Time Stone as a souvenir, why does he have a set?
"Loki said that the president secretly took a set from the Time Bureau's desk, and although there was surveillance footage, it has now been deleted for the sake of reputation."
Tony raised an eyebrow and explained in a low voice:
"Anyway, those gems will lose their effect once they leave the original universe. I personally think they would look pretty good as rings, like a set for a proposal."
“I prefer to make it a family heirloom ring for the Sugle family,” Su Lin said.
And we haven't collected a complete set yet. We're still missing a Wisdom Gem. Tony, could you help us contact someone to perform a craniotomy?
“I don’t think so.” Tony Stark shrugged, making a zipping motion with his mouth.
Su Lin dismissed the historical projection of the waiter, Su Lin.
So what if we lose our power?
In some novels, these are important quest items that can only be collected in full by the time the story concludes.
Of course, Seven Dragons ○ is an exception.
Having witnessed the major events of the Secret Holy Grail War, these things that prove the past have transcended their intrinsic value.
"For example, this item that I parted with at a low price." Ye Fan held up the Mercedes-Benz key to show his agreement: "It represents my past struggles, and it cannot be measured by monetary value."
"I also have a Bugatti Veyron that I won from the chairman," Lu Mingfei muttered to himself. "Isn't that practically the same as buying money with stories?"
"What kind of car did you drive before you time-traveled?" Klein asked Xiao Yan.
“A bicycle,” Xiao Yan said.
“My car is more expensive than theirs,” Meng Qi said. “It’s probably between thirty and forty million.”
"The company provided me with something even more expensive, probably over 100 million."
Klein spoke eloquently, while Xiao Yan looked at him with an expression that seemed to say, "Are you kidding me?"
“I know, it’s the subway and the high-speed rail,” Huai Shi raised his hand.
You know too much.
“I usually take my private jet,” Tony Stark, the real millionaire in the group, rubbed his eyes and pointed to the other side before speaking again.
"I think I saw Ant-Man's belt, Steve's shield, Thor's hammer, and those things."
"These were all picked up by me when I was wandering around in abandoned timelines before I left Marvel, thinking no one wanted them," Su Lin said innocently.
In some ways, it is indeed more extravagant than the personal museum of one of the Elders of the Universe, the Collector.
"So it's still useless, isn't it?"
Shi Hao picked up a pot of red oil soup containing the stomach of a white elephant spirit, broke through the simple space-time barrier on it, and started eating: "This pot of meat is better than this one; eating it will increase my cultivation a little."
"Who told you to eat that?! It's a rare find!"
Su Lin realized that in the blink of an eye, this guy had started showing off the rare and precious herbs he had secretly stored away inside the White Elephant Demon's belly.
Upon closer inspection, it became clear that the collection sections for food-related items like "Immortal Jumps Over the Wall," "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall," "Demon Jumps Over the Wall," "Original Flavor Chicken Nuggets," and "François Fries" had also been ruined.
Who gave you permission to come to a buffet?!
"Don't be stingy, I'll bring you the Immortal King next time to make it more substantial." Shi Hao pouted, picked up a bottle of Drunken Immortal Wine, took a sip, and asked in confusion:
"Why is there only one bottle of wine here?"
This kid is definitely the kind of brat who sneaks into your room during Chinese New Year and destroys your Gundam models and figurines.
Su Lin clutched her chest and took deep breaths.
He had given up on trying to make these laymen understand the refined interests of collectors. Even if he laid out countless backups of the Type-Moon universe in front of them, they still wouldn't comprehend it.
thump—
The mountains of magical artifacts fell in clusters.
Seeing Su Lin, who was almost obsessed with displaying the immense value of the treasure vault with his sheer quantity, everyone had different expressions.
"Um... can't Emiya project as many as he wants?"
"Supreme Master Iwamori can also create [something] with a single click, right?"
"The original Emperor Immortal realm is sufficient. Regarding the creation of void, fellow Daoists who focus on the Heavenly God Sect's magic system may be more adept at it. However, I will not abuse it in practice to avoid creating dependence among the students in the sect."
Su Lin glanced at the still-inadequate display cases, then at the system store, and ultimately resisted the urge to make a purchase.
Everyone chimed in with their own opinions, and some even offered to help Su Lin gather and supplement some valuable information.
Su Lin: "."
Looking up at the sky, what is this strange feeling of a fire burning in your throat, only to be inexplicably extinguished by tears?
“Actually, there are some good things with potential hidden here,” Kaguya said.
Su Lin looked at Huiye, who was standing in the "Battle Through the Heavens" section, incredulously: "Neet, you know?"
"Perhaps we could have Eirin develop an even more potent one to put in grilled fish?" Kaguya murmured, holding a bottle of aphrodisiac. "From a practical standpoint, it's truly a treasure."
Emiya Shirou's pupils gradually contracted, his Adam's apple bobbed slightly, and his expression turned somewhat unpleasant, as if he had somehow come to a conclusion.
“Indeed, if it is this collectible, it is a treasure.” Meng Qi went over to it.
Ye Fan observed: "Quite a few customers have submitted requests to have Danmeng stock the relevant medicine bottles."
"We need to consider the possibility of it being used for illegal or criminal activities," Klein cautioned.
"Reduce the effect a little?"
"No, the current effect seems far too weak, doesn't it?"
Su Lin: "."
Xiao Yan: "."
The effect is already strong enough; any stronger and it would cause death. And then the whole aphrodisiac grilled fish thing would be unavoidable, right?
Finally, Su Lin placed the storage bag full of garbage and the remaining conceptual divine body materials of the Amber King near the locomotive of the Divine Key Thousand Worlds, and then picked up a broom to start chasing people away.
"Put your things down and get out of here!"
"I haven't done anything yet, and I haven't seen enough!" Huai Shi said, still feeling unsatisfied.
"Huai Shi, stay here. Everyone else, leave."
Su Lin patted the other person's shoulders, revealing a rather appreciative expression. Just then, Reimu Hakurei, who had been rummaging through the pile of currency and seemingly doing things in line with her character, suddenly smiled and accidentally picked out a booklet.
Then, he accidentally let go, and the booklet fell, but three photos flew out from the gap.
One photo shows Senior Bai, another shows Lu Mingfei with black hair and golden eyes, and the third shows Klein, who exudes a scholarly air.
That's also true.
Collection?
"I...I'll visit another day," Huai Shi said with a forced smile.
"Yes, yes, let's do it another day."
"I have something else to do."
"Second Brother, stop eating!"
"."
The crowd dispersed and walked out of the vault.
Su Lin maintained her smile, hung a bunch of mugwort at the entrance of the vault to ward off evil and disaster, and then looked at the messy collection room, her eyes gradually revealing regret and numbness.
Snapped--
A hand landed on the right shoulder.
Su Lin turned around and saw Xing, her eyes brimming with tears, giving her a thumbs-up with a look of deep emotion.
Let me reiterate one last time.
"It's definitely not trash."
Su Lin said, "And, I hate trash cans."
Xing: "Being arrogant is outdated."
"You get out too."
Su Lin grabbed the other person by the collar like a raccoon by the scruff of its neck and threw him out. Then, the vault door slammed shut.
In the end, it was still that little guy, Taichu Gao, who helped him clean up the mess.
However, a pet that is too clingy can sometimes be a problem. It seems to regret that it didn't become one with Xiao Sulin before.
"Meow meow meow~" (My Lord, since I have not yet reached the time to return to Heaven, please allow me to continue to carry out Your will.)
Seemingly having made an agreement with Ruan Mei, and also unable to let go of the other friends who hadn't come, Tai Chu Gao resolutely decided to return to the laboratory.
"Then I'll take it back to the train to rest first." Xing turned around, holding the Taichu Cake. "Let's go, March Wife."
"Hey!? Don't go around picking up bad habits!"
"As the Queen of All Females in the Galaxy, all the limited five-star beauties are my wives."
"Uh, I can't tell who led whom astray anymore. You guys, besides bullying me, why don't you call Danheng 'husband'?" March 7th was probably trying to retaliate.
Who would have thought?
Su Lin and Xing both looked at Dan Heng.
Dan Heng: "."
Almost simultaneously, Dan Heng chose to manifest his dragon horns and tail, using cloud and mist techniques to escape from the place.
March 7th looked utterly hopeless, as if resigned to his fate, and left listlessly.
A single Prophet without activating the (2/2) and (3/3) color synergies is hardly a threat.
Su Lin smiled dismissively, then opened the door of the Hakurei Shrine once more, intending to continue what he hadn't finished.
"So, his obsession and superstition have finally caught up with him? What a troublesome man."
Having money means indulging in luxury. The black-haired shrine maiden, having brewed herself a cup of enlightenment tea, rested her chin on her hand and revealed a playful smile.
"Who are you?" Su Lin asked, puzzled.
The black-haired shrine maiden's smile faded, and she gathered her hair up and tied it into a bow.
"Sorry, sir, I didn't recognize you just now."
"Is it?"
Upon hearing this, Lingmeng was enveloped in a dark aura of malevolence.
"Just kidding." Su Lin quickly placed the snack gift pack and milk, the three essentials for asking for favors, on the table.
Reimu glanced at the things on the table, then became lazy again, propping her head up with one hand and leaning back on the tatami: "100,000 yen, no bargaining."
"Didn't you take any money from the vault earlier?"
"Do you think I'm like Marisa, that black-and-white thief? Shrines and shrine maidens value their reputation highly, by the way."
Reimu snapped out of her daze and exclaimed in surprise, "So it can be taken away after all?"
“There’s no difference.” Su Lin took out a stack of banknotes and placed them on the table: “There’s also 100,000 imperial coins, which have already been transferred to your account.”
"My Reimu's dowry is ten million, pfft!" The youkai had barely peeked out from under the bandages when he was hammered back down.
"Since you're so sincere, I'll lend it to you." Reimu withdrew her fist without hesitation, and with a wave of her hand, the paper door of the cabinet opened, revealing the inside.
It was Saezuki Rin who was bound hand and foot and hung up in a strange position.
She also had various talismans affixed to her body, sealing away her power.
"Waaaaah?! Waaaaah!" Saezuki Rin cried out in anguish at first, but gradually, as she watched the large hand reach out to grab her, she closed her eyes as if resigned to her fate: "Waaaah."
Did I ultimately fall into the hands of this lustful god?
Oh no, Reimu has been brainwashed.
While she is indeed a beautiful and charming girl, could it be because she inherited the power of the Dragon God that this guy wants to collect the Dragon God's fragments, just like in the game Kaguya has been playing recently, and use the three of them as replacements?!
This is just too strange.
Time passed second by second, and the tense Saeki Rin suddenly felt the ropes binding her being untied. She opened her eyes slightly and saw Su Lin, who had finished bathing and changing, walking out in a plain robe.
"Give me at least some time to prepare!"
"Don't bother preparing, you should remember the procedure, right? Look, Teacher Huiyin is here."
"what?!"
Saeki Rin turned her head and immediately saw Kamishirasawa Keine sitting beside her.
I'm sorry, Wenwen. I shouldn't have kicked you when you were down. This man really intends to turn Gensokyo into...
Her face turned red, and Su Lin came up to her.
"Change it for me."
Eh?
(End of this chapter)