PFC Chapter 1009 Falsified Academic Credentials, Stupid from Drinking Beast Milk
Chapter 1009 Falsified Academic Credentials, Stupid from Drinking Beast Milk
Chapter 1009 Falsified Academic Credentials, Stupid from Drinking Beast Milk
The Immortal Ascension Cauldron exploded, destroying both the mortal and immortal realms that had been melted down.
All living beings who failed to become immortals perished, therefore...
"The end?"
The hazy river of time flows through nothingness, and chaos reigns everywhere.
Su Lin was writing and drawing in his notebook, seemingly considering how to deal with the current situation, since the explosion of the mark left by the Emperor was also related to him.
But what if we were talking about the end of the world?
But something just feels off.
At that moment, a passage appeared in God's notebook.
"The two realms are at peace, but the true body is in another land. This method is only to deceive the outside world. Now, the Immortal Ascension Cauldron is destroyed, and the projection of the world within the cauldron is about to dissipate."
Su Lin was stunned: "Fake academic credentials? You guys must have been brainwashed by animal milk."
"Why do you think we pulled this stunt?!"
All previous written records, including some subsequent swearing and cursing, were quickly erased, as if some unseen force was interfering.
"Hey, there's also a story I've been writing for a long time about a female disciple who doesn't aspire to immortality but only waits for 'me' to return in the mortal world?!"
A bronze cauldron reappeared, reflecting countless rays of light, shimmering and colorful. Golden divine patterns spread, dispelling the hazy mist of history and revealing a desolate tower and a celestial bell, which stabilized the human world and separated the path to immortality.
"This technique is truly masterful," Iwamori exclaimed, crossing his arms as he studied the changes he saw.
What were you just talking about regarding academic qualifications?
"Who got stupid from drinking animal milk?"
Ye Fan, Shi Hao, and the others also returned from the dissipating light. After scanning their surroundings, they clenched their fists and showed hostility.
This isn't Su Lin's hometown; the home ground is with the two of them.
"You misheard me." Su Lin's expression remained unchanged, but a hint of doubt appeared in his eyes as he said:
"I'm referring to the harmonious sound of swords and cauldrons, two peaks that have stood throughout history, symbolizing auspiciousness and harmony between dragons and phoenixes."
Alright, alright, you mean the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix, right?
Ye Fan twitched the corner of his mouth, not bothering to argue with the guy in front of him, but instead looked around at the changing world and the Immortal Ascension Cauldron with a puzzled expression.
"What exactly happened?" Ye Fan frowned and asked.
"The City of All Heavens, through the manipulation of nothingness to create something, located what you described as the location of the Vaulted Heaven, but it disappeared shortly afterward."
"That should be resolved." Su Lin looked up and saw that neither the snowflakes created by the Abyss nor the Time-Space Divine Authority had been found.
He originally planned to log back into his God account on the Abyss server and take out all the items he had recently drawn, intending to make a big splash with the Immortal Forbidden Army and the projection left behind by the Emperor.
But judging from the current situation, it seems the problem has been resolved.
Thinking about it carefully, it makes sense. Wu Tian's divine power was aimed at Tony's River of Time.
Under normal circumstances, it would be impossible for such a large amount of snowfall to fall on the world where Su Linbenlin is currently located. Therefore, it is possible that Sutoni joined some Future Warrior Alliance and got involved in this matter.
Su Lin took the Immortal Ascension Cauldron. The light power that had gathered on it had dissipated from the explosion, and the transformative effect that would have been generated was neutralized because he was here.
The only slight regret is that I appeared in a hurry and haven't recited any poems yet.
"First, I regret that talented people are immoral; second, I regret that beautiful women have short lives; third, I regret that the river waves never cease; fourth, I regret that the world is cold and indifferent; eleventh, I regret that I have never met a worthy opponent; twelfth, I regret that I am invincible under heaven."
The ship drifted slowly on the vast ocean of time and space. Sutoni propped his head up with one hand and held a stone axe that exuded a chaotic aura in the other.
After a long silence, he sighed again. He didn't have any particular emotions, but he felt inexplicably tired and wanted to be a sullen and dejected young man today.
This is actually a second chance.
He put away this creation artifact, which was conceptually similar to the Pangu Axe.
"But it doesn't seem necessary."
"why?"
"Because I have you all, I have already reached the happy end of my life."
Sutoni tossed her hair, revealing a bright and cheerful smile: "When did you arrive? Have you already unwrapped all the gifts I bought for you?"
The mere mention of the word "gift" caused Sutoni's heart to ache, yet he maintained a near-perfect gentlemanly smile, ignoring the divine significance of the tens of millions of dollars in forced spending.
The first essential skill for a favored emperor in the harem: 'Remain calm and composed during sexual encounters.'
“It all started when you hated that beautiful women had short lives.” Luo Shengying looked him up and down and laughed, “What are you panicking about? Anyway, I was the one who ended up tasting the taste of being an empress.”
"What ran over my face?" Sutoni wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Luo Shengying asked, "What would you do if she said she regretted it and was prepared to give up her identity as Empress of Wutian?"
“It’s very simple.” Sutoni smiled.
Under normal circumstances, the world changes according to the traces of history. If we wait for Wuwu of the Nine Domains of Crimson Heaven to descend into the world hundreds of years later, we may not be able to sever the connection, erase her past memories, and throw her into a new world to live and die on her own, so that she can be born as an independent being.
But in that case, it is neither Empress Wutian nor Wuwu.
She would absolutely not agree.
“I know her. She was a habitual liar when she was young, willing to do anything for any reason. But when it comes to matters of the Dao, she will never regret it. She is the kind of ruthless person who would grab the regret curse with her bare hands even if it was right in front of her,” Sutoni said with certainty.
Sensing that the atmosphere was a bit off, he quickly added a sentence.
"After all, they've been raising them for thousands of years, so it's normal that they know their background very well."
"So, for the past few thousand years, whether she's lying or wanting something, you've unconditionally gotten it for her?" Luo Shengying chuckled meaningfully.
"You're quite something to be able to make that ancient monster, who has lived for countless billions of years, develop a flaw in his Dao heart."
"It's alright," Sutoni said, scratching his head somewhat embarrassedly.
"Idiot, I wasn't praising you!"
Habit is a terrible thing. It is precisely because of this habit that when one day the person who saved her a thousand times without asking for anything in return suddenly disappears, the emptiness that has accumulated over thousands of years can break through the greatest threshold of inner blockage.
After all, there is no other character like this in the myriad realms.
However, it almost went awry. The last escape attempt was a real disaster; failure would have meant being imprisoned in the dungeon forever. Fortunately, I managed to accumulate enough points to upgrade.
Although he escaped, he was soon pursued by Ju Chang.
Um, Ju Chang
If I remember correctly, her advancement to the Celestial Emperor should be the one with the least risk and the highest probability, because the Taiqing Immortal Emperor had already paved the way for her, only not in the native universe of the Hengyu Realm.
"Regretting not nipping the problem in the bud?"
"No, at the moment of my ascension, I directly extinguished all the potential threats in those target worlds, across time and space."
He shook his head and immediately put the matter out of his mind.
However, there's no way to deal with the filth in the abyss. The new immigrants who were sublimated by me came from the abyss. These second-cycle demons who are unrelated to my main quest are obviously the ones who were provoked by the guy who usurped the position of clan leader.
"Let's go, or that guy will come and rob me of my gold coins. We're both from the future, so why is my situation the opposite?"
Sutoni waved goodbye to the secluded courtyard below, which boasted a wild and desolate landscape: "You agree, right? Thanks, brothers!"
The two Heavenly Emperors looked up and glanced at the Scarlet Witch, who was flipping through ancient books in front of them.
"Fellow Daoist, have you considered locking yourselves together across every timeline for all eternity?" Emperor Ye asked.
"After I complete the experiment of my ultimate research, the me that remains in the current timeline will no longer be me. That will be a new life conceived on the other side of the Dharma. You can go and ask her directly, but the probability is very low."
Farah spoke calmly as she stood up and said, "My husband, his pet paper doll cat, and I will take our leave now. Thank you."
A thin layer of crimson magical light shone from her body, and in the blink of an eye, the figures and the ships in the sky were reduced to nothing but broken and disintegrating bubbles.
"After life transcends everything, the people and events of the past are like a fragment of history, a line of text, a piece of information. That's why I said the other girl is a two-dimensional character."
Emperor Ye Tian ran his fingertips along the rim of the teacup, his eyes reflecting the tea stems floating in the water, and sighed:
"This mindset isn't necessarily wrong, but we're just waiting for the day when our friends can all reach this level so that we won't end up with the same disease, right?"
"Hmm." The Desolate Emperor nodded, then asked, "So how much longer will you stay in my immortal realm? Why not return to your own dojo?"
"..." Ye Tiandi suddenly increased the pressure on his fingertips as he caressed the teacup, causing a crack to appear in the cup, but it instantly healed under his gaze.
Why do you think I shouldn't go back?
Ye Tiandi's eyes became incredibly deep, like a dark, boundless abyss, staring intently at Shi Hao.
"Hasn't the Empress always been residing in your dojo?" Emperor Huangtian asked casually, seemingly oblivious to anything amiss.
"Once she takes that final step, she probably won't move out and establish her own realm. In terms of power, Huang will definitely be inferior to Ye by then. Congratulations."
"I should have invited Fellow Daoist Su to stay for a meal and a cup of tea."
He gazed in the direction where Sutoni had disappeared, his tone regretful.
"Aren't you afraid he'll blind Chu Luoli?" Ye Tiandi said irritably as he took off his sunglasses.
"As long as it's not the light from the Remnant Immortal, that's fine." The Desolate Emperor sighed.
Although both tasks were completed at once, the process was quite complicated.
The Chaotic Ancient Era in which Shi Hao lived and the Dharma-Ending Era in which Ye Fan lived were separated by countless ages, but the cycle of these two eras was related to a series of effects brought about by the Corpse Immortal Emperor being corrupted into the Dark Immortal Emperor.
Unwilling to be corrupted, the Corpse Immortal Emperor severed part of his body and pure primordial spirit. His primordial spirit transformed into a rotten wooden box and went to the other side of the Boundary Sea, while his physical body blocked the cave connecting to the heavens to prevent darkness from encroaching on all the heavens and myriad realms.
The Immortal Emperor, who brought together all possibilities of the past, present, and future, brought an end to the chaotic ancient era. However, after Shi Hao ascended to the Immortal Emperor level and killed him, he entered the realm of the Heavens and ruled over all ages, thus ushering in the next era.
It can be said that the key figure who connected the past and the future was this Corpse Immortal Emperor.
When the pollution left behind by the remnant immortal was discovered, it not only absorbed the power of dark matter, but also began to affect the body of the Corpse Immortal Emperor by eroding the field, and entered the heavens.
Leaving aside the part that entered the heavens, let's just talk about the residual influence in the nine heavens and ten earths.
In order to prevent Emperor Bone, the Dark Immortal Emperor, from becoming the Light Immortal Emperor and thus affecting the one in the Immortal Realm; and also to prevent the true Mad God from leaking his power from the seal and resonating with a certain ox or horse again, thus eliminating the possibility of those contaminants returning along with history.
The two Heavenly Emperors had no choice but to secretly manipulate the situation, causing these hidden, future "immortals" to pack themselves up and eventually be sent directly to a source of light for processing.
But here's the problem: Emperor Chu will definitely know about the changes that have occurred to the Corpse Immortal Emperor. To keep this a secret, the only way is to temporarily replace this key figure who is the link between the past and the future. This replacement must also have all the characteristics of an Immortal Emperor, and preferably also have some resistance to light elements.
"Will that kid Yu Feng come back?" asked the Desolate Emperor.
"If that brat comes back, he'll make sure everyone knows everything," Ye Tiandi shook his head.
"It's all taken care of, is everything alright?"
"He might tip off Su Lin in the future. Are you trying to steal my granddaughter from Chu Luoli?"
"Let him gain more experience."
In just a few words, the two Heavenly Emperors had already paved the way for the young Immortal Emperor's unconventional path to enlightenment.
"However, I really didn't expect that they could resolve the contingency plan that the Emperor had laid so quickly." As Ye Tiandi's eyes opened and closed, he reconstructed an infinite universe, time and space, chaos, and the Dao, evolving the Emperor's past.
Although they were former enemies, even he felt regret. If they hadn't been so stubborn and gone down the wrong path, the later battles against the dark races would have seen far fewer unnecessary sacrifices.
This was an enemy that only four mortal immortals could kill when they attacked together on the path to immortality.
Therefore, the Desolate Heaven Emperor did not care about the bronze immortal palace left behind by the remnant immortal, but waited for the emperor of the later generation to come and excavate it. The immortality incantation, immortal blood and field power left behind by the remnant immortal were obtained by the emperor, and he used these things as materials to start forging the immortality cauldron, thus starting a similar but different history.
The only difference is that at the moment the Immortal Ascension Cauldron was forged, the endless space and time before and after, and the countless possibilities, were all brought together by the Immortal Ascension Cauldron, because the spirit within it would grow into a young Immortal Emperor in the future.
However, they used the same tactic they had previously employed to completely eliminate the source of the anomaly.
The real universe reflects the projected universe. The Immortal Cauldron is born, and all the effects of the pollution left by the remnant immortal occur in the projection.
In this way, all that's needed is for the forces of light that are distributed across countless dimensions to be gathered and cleaned up before the original dimensions return.
As for the matter of Empress Wutian, it was just a small favor.
"I originally planned to let them taste the bitter fruit themselves, to be tormented and tempered by these supreme beings and emperors, but these oxen and horses have cheated again."
When Emperor Ye saw the divine tomb that was repeatedly blasted open, dug up, and pulled up during the convergence of space and time, he couldn't help but find it somewhat amusing: "Never mind."
As soon as the words were spoken, it was as if nothing had happened; the original universe and the reversed spacetime were completely restored to their original state.
Apart from certain historical
dong dong!
Su Lin tapped the Immortal Ascension Cauldron with his fingers and asked, "Do you want it to become the sect's most treasured artifact, or do you want to escape?"
"Old Deng, your cultivation has recovered?!" Yu Feng, who still felt like he had died once, was filled with lingering fear. At this moment, he discovered that his voice could be heard again.
"Who told you I've lost all my cultivation?"
"Free me! I even collected so many immortal souls and essences for you."
Yu Feng, inside the Ascension Cauldron, cried out, "Then what was the point of all this fuss?! Are you still going to eat this stuff?"
"Don't eat."
"Oh"
The green bronze cauldron was torn apart, revealing Yu Feng inside, who had a bitter and aggrieved expression on his face.
He looked at the immortal souls that had turned into Dao in his hand, and shook his hand with a sense of grievance and disappointment, saying, "It was all my wishful thinking."
No sooner had he finished speaking than an amber-shaped crystal was tossed over.
"What is this?" Yu Feng looked up in confusion.
"A heaven-defying technique that only direct disciples can learn." Su Lin patted the little guy on the head: "Your summer homework, don't embarrass your teacher."
"Didn't you always say you were the sect leader?" Yu Feng muttered, then suddenly realized what he meant and his eyes widened.
"You've taken me on as your apprentice?!"
"Wait, I don't want to learn your bizarre path!"
After reading this chapter, you should be able to connect the dots.
(End of this chapter)