PFC Chapter 1027 The Timeline Splitting Technique is Outdated in the Void.
Chapter 1027 The Timeline Splitting Technique is Outdated in the Void.
Chapter 1027 The timeline splitting technique is outdated in the void.
Bang bang——!
It's been almost ten minutes since the execution, and there's still no sign of the bail office ceasing fire. It seems the boss on the other side still hasn't gotten his revenge.
"He himself started out by piracy!" the Gray Industry Witch said indignantly.
Because they started out in piracy, they understand piracy better. It's the same principle as the Taliban, a certain armed group in the Middle East, vigorously promoting counter-terrorism measures after coming to power.
In the end, I became the kind of person I hated most.
But Ye Fan's move was still too ruthless.
Even the most skilled pirate, Sicalo, who truly embodies the art of piracy in the heavens, would be utterly defeated by the god of urban management, a supermodel.
The piracy industry in Zhutian City was just beginning to take off when it was dealt a heavy blow.
"9 imperial coins, let's round it down to 9 since we're all old acquaintances."
"The cost of breaking the law is really high."
Tong Ji, who had transformed into a crow using shapeshifting magic, stood on Huai Shi's shoulder, looking completely unconcerned.
Looking at the exorbitant fine, Huai Shi trembled with fear, feeling a sense of relief at surviving a disaster.
If his account hadn't been frozen and was currently under appeal, this talent streamer would most likely have been arrested today as well. If the taxes owed on the goods that Tong Ji has been buying and selling are pursued, let alone MyGo paying back the money by performing, even selling his cleavage wouldn't be enough to pay it off.
I might as well take this opportunity to reform myself and go back to a normal life.
Snapped--!
The wing flapped against Huai Shi's face, instantly dispelling his unrealistic thoughts:
"Silly child, use your little brain to think about it. The top three in the gray industry have both fallen, so why is it that your account was frozen at this particular time?"
What top three? Where did this ranking come from? This is clearly something you did, what does it have to do with me!?
"That's not the point, look over there."
The black bird wings pushed the boy's head forward, pointing to Su Lin signing and paying bail, Elena and Kaguya who were released on bail, and Reimu who was charging a fee.
"Did you understand?"
"I get it now, they're all anime girls, that's great."
Snapped!
Huai Shi covered her burning face, her eyes brimming with tears: "What a coincidence! There must be someone pulling the strings behind the scenes."
But what does this have to do with the weak, pitiful, and helpless little Peppa Pig on Huaihai Road?
He's already overwhelmed with his own problems.
Within the Astronomical Society, the number of people who have obtained the complete "Apocalypse Forecast" in TXT format without paying for a subscription can be counted on one hand.
But these freeloaders not only refused to pay for Mr. Huai Shi's ticket, they also put him in the spotlight in less than a month.
A Savior's Lament? Saving the World Requires Boundless Love
How can a child who lacked love from childhood reverse their anti-human tendencies?
The Princesses Behind the Prince of Paradise
Combining various hearsay and rumors, along with what happened inside Witch's Night, reports resembling fan fiction were widely circulated in both the present and the underworld.
Even my good friend, who was recently invited by the Silent Ones to be a personal trainee, shared these reports on his WeChat Moments and liked them, and even tagged Huai Shi in the comments.
This morning, while passing through the intersection, I was bumped into by Miss Yuan, who was carrying a piece of bread. At school, I heard a transfer student from America was coming. I finally made it home after school, hoping to share a Sanyuan lemonade with Qingyu, but then my boss, whom I bumped into, called me to work overtime.
But it's still pretty cool. Who doesn't like this kind of subtle showing off, the most lethal kind of joy, suddenly becoming the master of the game?
There are just too many flaws, to the point that Huai Shi hasn't even had the energy to reply to the private messages from the top-ranked fan lately.
"I'm already thankful that Lao Gan Die isn't sitting in the audience sending bullet comments." Huai Shi felt a wave of exhaustion.
"So," the crow whispered in his ear, "wouldn't it be better if we kept him from coming over to have fun?"
"What do you mean?" Huai Shi instantly became alert.
Surely we can't find a way to revive Lao Gan Ma's BL dream and turn her into a cute, bloated girl to join the battle, right?
Having developed a resistance to being tricked by scumbag women, Huai Shi didn't believe a single word Tong Ji Bird uttered.
“Little puppy, would your older sister ever hurt you?” Tong Ji changed the subject and nodded, saying, “Your next sentence is ‘Yes, I would.’”
The answer to "会" was interrupted by Huai Shi, who answered first.
She predicted my prediction?!
"Think about it, if it weren't for us, the onlookers, standing here, would this matter have ended so simply?" Tong Ji asked.
To be honest, it was eaten by sparrows.
If Su Lin hadn't come specifically to study physiques, but instead was notified to pay bail, and the group members weren't there to interfere with those people's performance, it might have been delayed for a long time due to various unforeseen circumstances.
At that time, Su Lin might not be able to get away for a long time.
But what's the point of saying all this now?
Everyone is leaving now.
How come you spent your incense money so quickly?
Su Lin stared in astonishment at Lingmeng, who was taking a cut from the fines, and asked, somewhat puzzled, "You shouldn't be that short of money now, right? Why are you working part-time as a city management officer?"
"Buying tea, wine, and ingredients, and having late-night snacks all cost money." Lingmeng picked up a circulating Yuanhuang coin and waved it around; Meng Qi's portrait gleamed under the light.
The previous incense money plus the usage fee of the prison pen was a considerable sum.
Su Lin snatched the silver dollar and asked, "Don't tell me you've spent all your money?"
"Things here are expensive; this amount of money isn't even enough to buy a box of tea."
"What kind of tea is so expensive?!"
"this."
Reimu took out a jade box, opened the lid, and spiritual energy and strange phenomena scattered everywhere.
What normal person would buy Wudao Tea by the box?
And would a concept god who can freely manipulate the level of spiritual energy need to drink this stuff?!
"This tea tastes better than the tea sold at Kourindo, especially since it doesn't taste bitter when brewed strong. Plus, Marisa sometimes comes over to freeload, and the youkai also hold banquets at the shrine, so the consumption is huge."
Reimu waved her hand and said, "I'm too lazy to cook now. Ordering takeout from places like Xian Shi Lou costs money anyway."
This person, Hongbai, has become a useless person.
Su Lin finally understood where the other party's money had gone; this red-and-white person in front of her had absolutely no concept of money.
In the past, the money she earned from exorcising monsters and from offerings in the human village was mostly spent on things she wanted to buy, regardless of the price, except for some that was stolen by Yukari Yakumo. Therefore, the money was quickly used up.
To put it simply, he is a substitute with the same attributes as Zhongli.
It should be slightly better; at least she knows to bring money when she goes out.
"I studied finance, after all."
Since this person has access to the dark side of the Su Lin clan, why didn't he improve his numerical sensitivity at all when reviewing the records?
"Those things are too troublesome. Isn't it better to live as you please?"
Reimu said dismissively, "In the end, numbers are just a thing. I remember someone saying that going all in is a kind of wisdom, and then they lost half a year's living expenses by playing the stock market in college."
What do you know?!
The mistake wasn't going all in; at that point, it seemed like we were at rock bottom, and the market was poised for an upward trend. Who knew there would be financial fraud?!
"Even Newton was forced to study theology by stock market speculation; I'm not at fault."
"Alright, alright, I know I was wrong, Tokiomi."
Reimu waved her hand to dismiss the other person, saying impatiently, "Don't worry about me. And don't worry that I don't have enough money. It's too obvious that I had those immortals secretly pay for most of the money."
I'm almost embarrassed that I only took this part-time job, but the pay is high enough to cover my expenses.
It seems he said something quite significant.
Those group members who had already gone far even used their once-in-a-lifetime teleportation ability, and the sound of executions at the bail payment office came to an abrupt end.
More concerning than these things is the ominous, lurking power behind the scenes, a force that surpasses all evil in this world.
"Men with money tend to go bad, right, Elena-chan?"
"I believe he hasn't changed."
What a touching act of trust.
"After all, he said since he was a child that he would always love it. Haha, never forget your original intention."
Gulu.
Su Lin's Adam's apple bobbed. A frozen sensation pressed against his back, a feeling of oppression he had never experienced even during his death battle with the Fallen God.
Wait a minute, am I overreacting?
Is the Heavenly Palace not functioning? Please help!
Has his realm reached the point of aligning with the Dao of Heaven?
That's okay
"I did not ask the Heavenly Court to do such a thing."
Su Lin searches for the Heavenly Emperor's personal substitute: "Changshou, you come."
puff-
Li Changshou stared in disbelief at the sword blade protruding from his side, his pupils contracting as he strained to look behind him: "Heavenly Venerable, you..."
"My hand slipped, Changshou," Meng Qi said guiltily. "Forgive me."
"No, it's completely fine, but could you please not poke my kidneys next time?"
Li Changshou smiled and vanished into white smoke, a paper figure drifting down: "Ah—I'm dead."
Meng Zhen, you son of a bitch!!!
Kill my beloved minister Changshou! I will never let you live under the same sky!
Su Lin's lips trembled, but before she could say anything, the cause and effect of all things shifted and vanished in an instant.
The magic behind them grew even colder, but that was bad enough. What was even more deadly was the malice emanating from the front, undisguised and tinged with demonic malice.
"In the end, I didn't ask them to pay. After all, it's not like it's money for offerings to gods. It's unreasonable to ask them for nothing."
Reimu's hair had turned white at some point, and her blood-red eyes held a mocking smile.
"But you paid the bill in advance so that I didn't have to pay a single penny. Do you think you can't survive without me and have to rely on the gods?"
"When did I pay the bill?!" Su Lin's cultivation technique collapsed, and his blood and qi surged upwards.
"Oh dear?" The witch shook her pipe in surprise and laughed, "They all say that His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor has already settled the bill."
When will His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor...
Wait.
There's more than one Heavenly Emperor here. Not long ago, a certain capitalist Heavenly Emperor revealed on the Wind Clan's Divine Island that a witch was on a shopping spree, and it seems he mentioned...
This time, your meal is free!
The meal is free.
Ye Dahei, what the hell are you?
Was it intentional or was it deliberately left unclear?
"However, I can't very well refuse something bestowed by the gods. How about this, I'll give you a doll as a sacrifice?"
Divine taboo, imperial calamity, and eventual fall from heaven are all revealed.
"Choose one?" The evil spirit wanted to light the tobacco in her pipe but found there was no flame. But the next moment, a strange flame landed precisely in the pipe, and she grinned:
"Are you saying that only children make choices, and adults want to have it all?"
What are you talking about?!
Su Lin was about to explain when the topic shifted to psychology. "Psychology, please help me out," she thought. "Let's go to heaven and bring Freud down with us."
Snap!
Huai Shi covered her head, only then remembering that she could actually breathe.
"Fool, it's time to save your godfather."
I?
Huai Shi widened his eyes and pointed to himself.
Are you kidding me right now?!
"If you help him this once, do you think he'll have the heart to arrange new blind dates for you next time? The key is the contrast, little brother," Tong Ji said enticingly.
But even if I were arranged by Lao Gan Di (a popular Chinese entertainment company) to experience being a public figure, returning home in glory, breaking through in the face of adversity, returning as the Dragon King, becoming a school beauty bodyguard, having the Empress read my mind, having my ranking exposed, and being surrounded by a bunch of beautiful girls, I would still be willing to see this scene.
"you sure?"
"."
Sorry, I was too arrogant.
But how can I intervene in this situation?
Let me make this clear first: although the incident of someone dressing up as a woman and joining a chaotic situation happened once, it will absolutely not happen again.
"What if the opponent is the newly released limited-time character [Goddess of Light] from your mobile game?"
To be honest, after that fleeting glimpse of Cthulhu in his dream, I often felt a little regretful that such a great character was given to a man. But it's different with a two-dimensional character; the answer is obvious.
I will offer my heart to Him!
"..." Tong Ji was uncharacteristically silent for a moment, then tossed a box out of the Book of Destiny: "Send it over!"
"what is this?"
Just as Huai Shi was about to open it, a slender arm suddenly emerged from the shadows and gave him a hard shove.
Swish.
Huai Shi lunged forward instantly, staggering and falling several steps before regaining his balance.
Swah——
The sliding lid of the box fell to the ground; inside was a document that read...
—From "On Timeline Segmentation and Covert Practices" by Taiyi
Huai Shi was stunned, and Su Lin was also stunned.
"The mission is complete." Tong Ji chuckled and then vanished into thin air.
Large beads of sweat began to appear on Huai Shi's forehead.
Is this something you can just hand out in person?! And who is this Taiyi in the notes?! I haven't even had time to write the theory yet!
"A commission...?" Elena tilted her head. "You commissioned it?"
"No," Su Lin said calmly, shrugging. "Fara said that even Tony wouldn't dare to use such a common technique in the void."
"Is it really that common?!" Huai Shi exclaimed in surprise, momentarily forgetting the current situation, her heart filled with a sense of unease.
However, because of this incident, several gazes were simultaneously focused on the book 'Taiyi', and the atmosphere at the scene seemed to ease slightly.
boom--!
The magical light exploded, churned, and burned.
Ok
There seems to be no improvement.
"Your accounts have been unfrozen. You can't buy tobacco and alcohol for now, but the duty-free license and alchemy subsidy will be issued soon. This commission was completed very well."
Ye Fan held the Universal Knowledge Talisman, a smile playing on his lips: "We're brothers after all, this plan should be of some help, right?"
"Forehead"
Ye Fan listened to the reply from the other end.
"What do you mean this method is too common? Huai Shi still needs to pay for her medicine."
Where is Su Lin?
"Unaccounted for, dead or missing?"
Ye Fan hung up the call, rubbed the tip of his nose, and turned back to say, "I actually meant well."
Meng Qi shook his head and gave a thumbs up, indicating that no further words were needed.
"No, not really."
With a mere flick of his wrist, the emperor orchestrated a scheme to subtly manipulate the Heavenly Emperor.
"No one will question whether your academic credentials are fake."
(End of this chapter)