Crossing 70: Fish in the Pond Have Good News

Chapter 228 Pulling Pants



Chapter 228 Pulling Pants

The night passed by while I ate and made arrangements for tomorrow.

Before going to bed, Jiang Yu practiced calligraphy with the pen given by Yi Chi, and also took out the picture of Chen Jinghan's wheelchair and added some details.

Tomorrow morning we will first make the wheelchair frame, then polish it and make the tires.

The lights went out and Jiang Yu buried himself in the warm quilt.

On the mountainside, human figures flashed.

Jiang Yu, who woke up naturally from a good sleep, stretched his hand out from under the quilt, stretched himself drowsily, and sat up.

She glanced at her watch. It was 6:47. This damn biological clock had become a habit. She couldn't sleep a little longer!

Jiang Yu had no choice but to get up, as he was hungry.

She put on her clothes and went to fetch water to wash in her cloth shoes.

There was no sound in Xue Li's room next door, so he should not have woken up yet.

Chen Jinghan on the opposite side also got up. Both of them held a toothbrush in their mouths, looked at each other, and continued to wash.

Wu Aiqing's room was locked. This hardworking apprentice of traditional Chinese medicine went up the mountain to collect herbs again.

After washing up, Jiang Yu started to boil water for the buns. He also beat an egg, added water, and prepared to steam a small bowl of egg custard.

After breakfast, Jiang Yu took out the wooden materials in the space, brought them to the door together with the wooden boxes bought yesterday, and started tinkering with them.

Chen Jinghan squatted beside her with a bowl of corn porridge in her hand, watching her busy.

"Why are you opening the box?" he asked in confusion.

"I don't have any good wood, but this one is just right for making a wheelchair seat. It just needs a little polishing." Jiang Yu explained, without stopping his hands.

By the time Xue Li called for help, Jiang Yu had already unpacked the boxes and was ready to start building the framework.

Jiang Yu put down the hammer and raised his chin to Chen Jinghan.

"Everything is ready. Just call me later." Chen Jinghan also went back to the house with the bowl of rice.

After Jiang Yu carried Xue Li and solved his personal problems, the things for washing face and brushing teeth were also prepared.

"Breakfast is corn porridge and a boiled egg, and I'll cut some pickled cucumbers for you as a side dish." Chen Jinghan said.

Xue Li nodded, spat out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, and rinsed his mouth.

Chen Jinghan took over the chores behind Xue Li, and Jiang Yu went back to continue swinging the hammer.

She planned to make the wheelchair detachable, that is, the wheels and the chair could be separated, so that even if Xue Li no longer needed the wheelchair in the future, the chair could still be used.

This makes the wheelchair simpler. Fix the four legs first.

Xue Li was sitting aside eating, Chen Jinghan was helping to peel eggs, and listening to the clattering and clanging of ginger fish, life seemed quite comfortable.

Time flies. Chen Jinghan prepared lunch because Chef Wu Aiqing was not coming back for lunch.

Chen Jinghan’s cooking skills are average, so she doesn’t make difficult dishes. She just stir-fried some Chinese cabbage with bacon, steamed some eggplant and dipped it in mashed garlic paste, and added some sweet corn buns. It was also a delicious meal.

After dinner, Jiang Yu took out the laxative that Wu Aiqing had given her, and she would go there secretly later when everyone went to work.

Xue Li wanted to laugh when he saw her eager look, "What a pity, I can't go to watch it live. I'm going to miss such a wonderful scene, oh~"

"What's the big deal? We can do it again when you're better!" For someone like Lin Anna, social death is nothing. She was resurrected in a few days. Jiang Yu said nonchalantly.

Xue Li shook his head. "That's not necessary. I hope she gets into trouble and I hope I can get revenge, but not in this way."

Jiang Yu didn’t understand, but felt that Xue Li’s ideas were strange. She seemed to always have some unique persistence?

"If she died in an accident, I would be even more fortunate." There would be no need to get Xue Li's hands stained with blood. It would be great to easily solve a serious threat.

Jiang Yu became even more confused, Xue Li and Yi Chi were really different.

Yi Chi felt that it would be more satisfying for him to take action, but Xue Li actually hoped that the other party would die accidentally?

But no matter what, since Xue Li said that he didn't want Lin Anna to embarrass herself in public for the second time, then let her do it! Anyway, Jiang Yu wants to stand in the best position to watch the excitement this time!

At three o'clock in the afternoon, when everyone was exhausted by farm work, suddenly a loud fart woke everyone up.

After a while, the continuous popping sounds made people near Lin Anna retreat as if they had seen a ghost.

Lin Anna and Zhuang Dahe looked at each other, both with identical confusion on their faces, but their stomachs were rumbling and they couldn't control their loud farts one after another, like a flood that couldn't be held back.

Jiang Yu was sitting on a big tree at the foot of a distant mountain, hugging the trunk with both hands, looking very leisurely, listening to the slightest movement with his ears perked up, with a big smile on his lips.

"Fuck, what did you two eat for lunch? It smells so bad!" A young man nearby covered his nose in pain and stepped back.

"Ugh! Zhuang Dahe, you are asking for death, you stinky ass!" A young girl looked at the two of them with disgust, selectively scolded one of them, and then ran away.

“Puff!” “Puff—!” “Puff~” “Puff-Puff!”

"What is this! You two stink, get out of here! Others have work to do!"

"Captain! Captain! Someone is interfering with us while we're picking corn! Ugh!!"

"These two must have eaten something secretly and got sick together! This is karma!"

A street kid heard about the excitement and came over to watch. After listening for a while, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Awesome! They are like a choir! So talented! They are worthy of being educated youth~"

"What does it have to do with whether or not you are an educated youth? Renzhuang Dahe is not an educated youth!" He Yuanchao was unhappy. Why were all the dirty and smelly things put on the heads of educated youths? Isn't that disgusting!

When the street urchin saw her scolding and the hostile Zhao Chunjiang behind her, he shut up and ran away. Of course, it was mainly because it smelled bad!

Lin Anna opened her mouth to save her face, but suddenly felt something ominous. Her scalp tightened, and in an instant, a strong desire to go to the toilet surged into her heart.

Zhuang Dahe's expression also changed drastically.

Lin Anna covered her butt and ran away, and Zhuang Dahe followed immediately.

"What are you doing! You're leaving without saying a word? And you're running so fast that you can't even see anyone?" The team leader heard someone calling him and happened to come over to see what was going on. As a result, Zhuang Dahe, who was in a hurry to escape, knocked him off the ridge of the field with his elbow. He had to help the villagers below to stand firm.

"Puff puff puff!!!" Continuous fart attack.

When the team leader smelled the stench coming in the wind, he immediately looked up and tears came to his eyes.

"What the hell!" The old farmer who was supporting him was so irritated that he burst into swearing.

"Fuck! Zhuang Dahe pooped his pants!" someone shouted in the distance.

The next second! "Lin Anna also pooped her pants!"

Jiang Yu squatted on the tree, watching the two people stumbling and running away below, laughing so hard that his eyes were invisible.


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