PFC Chapter 329 Indiana Boas (Subscribe)
Chapter 329 Indiana Boas (Subscribe)
Andy Carroll, the 19-year-old striker.
Overwhelming the stubborn Kinnear, Villas-Boas and Chelsea captain John Terry, who have attracted much attention because of magic, became the absolute protagonists of the post-match press conference.
After Huang Kaiwen rose to fame with the speed of a rocket in the 0405 season.
In football, especially young players, his fans are everywhere.
In the youth teams of each team, fans of Huang Kaiwen can be seen everywhere.
This is the first time someone said that he played like Huang Kaiwen.
Big news!
Unless Boas puts a forbidden spell on the spot, tomorrow's headlines are destined to belong to Carroll.
later.
The football program "Match of the Day", which has been on the air for more than 40 years, fully demonstrates Capital's enthusiasm for hot topics.
They specially invited Alan Shearer, who is an assistant coach in Newcastle, to participate in the live broadcast as a guest.
Host Gary Lineker was shirtless and wore shorts with Carroll's face on his lower body.
To know.
Only three hours into Chelsea's game.
They're ready for everything, and it's amazing how they act.
The show begins.
Lineker, the legendary striker, said exaggeratedly to the camera: "Hey, do you know? A super talent has been born in England. I specially put on the shorts with his face printed on it to express my respect."
Such a weird opening statement can catch people's attention.
Alan Shearer, who was sitting in the back, couldn't stand it anymore, and said awkwardly: "Gary, you don't need to do this, that kid didn't mean it."
"Am I wrong? Andy Carroll said he played like Kevin."
Lineker blinked and asked: "It seems that his talent is ten times that of mine. Only in this way can we get close to Kevin."
Lineker has always been a loyal fan of Kevin Huang.
Ian Wright, the legendary Arsenal striker in a purple shirt, nodded and said: "It seems that England's golden age is coming. A player of Kevin's level will bring England a championship."
"Yes, our time has come."
Lineker said with a smile: "Unless the Germans develop a drug that makes people rejuvenate, and the young Beckenbauer, Bremmer and Matthaus come back, they will have a chance to stop our Andy."
"Hey, come on man, he's a kid!"
Shearer couldn't sit still, got up quickly and said: "Andy means that his long-range shot power is like Kevin, not his playing style. No one can change his playing style like Kevin, and no one Can imitate Kevin. Andy just got excited and said the wrong thing."
"Okay, let's study that 19-year-old's long shot!"
Lineker said with a laugh, putting the emphasis on the word "kid."
Apparently teasing Alan Shearer about Carol being a child, who is legally of age and will be turning 20 soon.
Carroll's long shot appeared on the big screen behind him.
The power of that long shot was outstanding.
According to the subtitles below the video, it was 132 kilometers per hour.
"I'll let my son ask Hart what he thinks of the long shot."
Ian Wright was talking about Wright Phillips.
That kid is his stepson, and Ian Wright treats the children equally, so the relationship between the two is very good.
"It is estimated that Hart will tell Carroll that his shooting speed is like he has not eaten for three days. The gap between 132 kilometers per hour and 200 kilometers per hour is as big as England and India!"
Lineker gestured and said.
"Hey, my record is only 137 kilometers!"
Shearer said helplessly: "I think Andy's kid plays football more like me, and our physical conditions are similar."
"Maybe, he may be the new Shearer, but definitely not the new Kevin."
Shearer nodded and said: "That's right, so I said he is more like me. Kevin is not an ordinary player at all. A player with such strength has great speed and flexibility. He has a more flexible body than Garrincha. There is no way to describe Kevin, maybe his body has reached the limit of the human body."
"Yeah, I always thought he was on some kind of serum like Steve Rogers."
Ian Wright nodded vigorously.
"Sorry, this guess is not true. Many countries and clubs have checked Kevin's body. He has undergone many urine tests during the Olympics. In fact, Kevin is a normal person with relatively good physical fitness. He has not used any drugs. "
Lineker said with a smile.
"That's an exaggeration."
Wright said.
"Okay, let's talk about our Andy."
Lineker said.
Carol's highlights appeared on the big screen.
It's only been three hours since the game, and so much preparation has been done.
Still pretty amazing.
After the 2-minute highlight, Lineker said: "He does look a bit like Alan, but he is still far behind in all aspects."
"Yes, so let him stay away from controversy and grow up in as healthy an environment as possible."
Shearer said.
"That's his own problem, maybe this incident will teach him a lesson."
Lineker said.
"Yes, perhaps."
Shearer raised his hands in surrender, but he couldn't beat Lineker.
Going head-on might bring Andy Carroll to the fore again.
After Shearer begged for mercy.
Lineker didn't get entangled either, and what follows are the highlights and highlights of other teams' games in the past two game days.
The short 10-minute show about Carol still caused a lot of repercussions.
Lineker's host has been so popular that his salary is more than double that of the TV station's CEO.
Some news who didn't know about this matter also learned through the program that a player named Andy Carroll said that he played like Huang Kaiwen.
Just rely on one sentence.
Carroll overtook directly on a corner, surpassed young talents such as Wilshere, Walcott, Welbeck, and Joe Hart, and became the young player most discussed by British fans at night.
There are also many discussions about him on the Internet.
"This Carroll doesn't look good playing football."
"It's okay, the long shot against Chelsea was beautiful."
"Maybe he has talent, but he doesn't play like Kevin at all. We may have a new Drogba."
"Yes, he and Rooney would be better with a double striker."
"I remember a lot of teams wanted to rent Carroll last year."
"Yes, and then Newcastle left him on the bench in the first team. This season Carroll has played a little more. He has scored three goals, as many as Owen."
"That's not bad, but I think his future development is definitely not good. A player without a brain will never succeed."
Apparently the fan thought that Carroll said he played like Kevin Huang and had no brains.
"Santos' Neymar is the closest player to Kevin."
"You mean the kid who posted videos online and didn't even play in the Brazilian league?"
"Yeah, he looks good, Rainbow is very similar to Kevin."
"But you can't become the new Kevin if you only know one trick. Now many players are using deep-fried meatballs."
"That technique worked, but when I was training in the yard, my dad said my croquettes looked like they were just circumcised."
……
Wayne Rooney and Cassano walked out the back door of the nightclub, shoulder to shoulder.
He told Colleen in advance that he would stay overnight at Cassano's house.
The two had a great time at the nightclub today.
Even go home.
Rooney said excitedly, "Dude, you are amazing. I didn't expect this kind of service. We are simply super VIPs!"
"of course!"
Cassano said proudly: "If we don't hide, we will die if the old man finds us!"
"Yeah, you're so right, he spotted me once in a bar for 15 minutes, what the hell."
Rooney nodded vigorously.
This matter is also one of the shadows in his heart.
At that time, he even thought that Ferguson could do divination, but the bar was not in Manchester.
"Hey, the nights in Manchester are not as exciting as those in Madrid. I suddenly miss the days in Madrid. During that time, I didn't even have to play football, and I could go out on dates every day after get off work."
Cassano slumped on the sofa and said.
After arriving at Manchester United, it was a completely different state.
Ferguson dealt with him well, making him both respectful and fearful.
Not only has Cassano lost his belly, but he's also going out less often.
The city of Manchester is very evil, and Sir Alex Ferguson's eyeliner is everywhere.
Don't pay attention when you go out to play.
When you arrive at the team the next day, you will be called to the office to talk.
I heard that Giggs and the others were even worse when they were young. At that time, the old man received a tip and went directly to the nightclub to arrest people. It was scary to think about it.
Rooney sat on the sofa dangling, and suddenly patted his head and asked, "Hic, by the way, why didn't you let me take that girl away?"
"Be smart, little Wayne!"
Cassano stood up and pointed at himself and said, "Look at me, look at you again, I am much more handsome than you, but she completely ignores me, is this normal? Do you think you are Bruce Wayne?"
Rooney: ...
I really want to give Cassano a punch.
but.
What Cassano said was also true.
That guy is very good at pleasing girls, and he is willing to spend money.
Looks are okay too.
Usually Cassano is more popular than him.
"So? You, what the hell do you mean?"
Rooney asked angrily.
"That's why I suspect her!"
Cassano said: "When she was going to the bathroom, I saw a hidden camera in her bag. I thought she wanted to take a video and sell it. A celebrity like you can sell dozens of videos. One million!"
"Fuck, damn it!"
Rooney jumped up from the sofa, sweating all over his back.
The wine also woke up.
If he was caught, he would be in big trouble.
Neither Ferguson nor Colleen will let him go.
And with video, he'll be the laughing stock of the country again.
No, the laughing stock of the whole world!
His body wasn't as bad as the call girls said it was.
But because of those ridicules, he did leave some psychological problems.
If this is photographed, no one will mock him with a stopwatch in the future?
Rooney said gratefully: "Thank you buddy, I will treat you next time!"
"Wow, that's not easy."
Cassano joked.
Rooney is the kind of person who is very good at living, which is rare among stars.
The last time the two went out to eat together, Rooney didn't have any change, so he asked for change after giving a tip.
Rooney raised his middle finger, undressed and prepared to take a shower.
He spent several nights at Cassano's house.
In addition to hanging out together, you can also play games together.
At the beginning, he wanted to buy a PS2 game console, but he has not bought it until now because the shop owner refused to give away 10 game discs.
And Cassano's family even has a PS3, so he can come and enjoy himself.
Going out is generally spent in Cassano, and the food is good, which can save some meal expenses for the family.
Cassano picked up the DV from the shelf and sat down at the computer desk to turn it on.
The video taken at the team before has not been uploaded yet.
His idea about gangsters was vetoed by Huang Kaiwen, but after arriving at Manchester United, Cassano still took his teammates to film the story of gangsters.
They have seen this kind of thing a lot growing up, and they don't even need a screenwriter.
Regarding the setting of the ending, Cassano followed Huang Kaiwen's suggestion.
Make everyone who has done something wrong pay the price.
However, the second episode is only filmed now, and the finale is still far away.
The story is popular online.
After all, it is very rare for a star to shoot a TV series.
Cassano feels that he should perform well recently.
If he does well, he might be able to persuade Sir Alex Ferguson to play the gangster.
That old man looked fierce at first glance!
Looking at the messages of netizens, Cassano feels very motivated.
And Rooney, who was frightened into a cold sweat, went to the bathroom to take a shower by himself.
Don't consider yourself an outsider at all.
Usually there will be other teammates to hang out with.
But today it's just the two of them.
When I got to the bathroom, I turned on the shower, and the water was rushing towards my face.
Rooney still has lingering fears.
Unexpectedly, I was almost cheated.
That guy Cassano is really good, and he found the problem right away.
No wonder I dated hundreds of girls without overturning.
Hey.
A simple man like him is gullible.
Rooney made up his mind that he must take Cassano with him when going out to play in the future.
"Baby, can't you see I'm calling, A guy like you should wear a warning, It's dangerous I'm falling..."
Rooney twisted his muscular body and hummed as he applied the body wash.
Britney is a popular lover in English-speaking countries, even when he was a teenager, he liked Britney very much.
When he first became famous he even dreamed of marrying Britney Spears.
It's a pity that Britney just likes little boys. What's so good about Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline? If you have the ability to compete with him.
What a pity.
Rooney put on a towel, wiped his hair and walked out of the bathroom.
I saw Cassano sitting in front of the computer cursing.
"Who is this guy, Andy? Is he an employee of Cirque du Soleil? Bastard, don't let me see you, is this idiot really a player, damn it..."
"Who messed with you again?"
asked Rooney in his bathrobe.
"This Andy Carroll, he said he played like Kevin!"
Cassano said dissatisfied.
"Who?"
Rooney rushed to the computer desk, his unfastened bathrobe slipping off.
Cassano turned his head subconsciously, and immediately fell to the other side. Cassano, who fell to the ground, cursed: "You bastard, get dressed, and don't point your toothpick at my face, just in case you hit my toothpick!" What should I do if my face is punctured?"
Rooney raised his middle finger, turned around, picked up the bathrobe and wrapped it around and asked, "What's going on."
"This Andy Carroll guy says he plays like Kevin!"
"Andy who?"
Rooney asked.
He had never heard of this man.
"Andy Carroll, a Newcastle player!"
"How many goals has he scored? I haven't seen him in the national team."
Rooney asked disdainfully.
"But he said he played like Kevin, damn it, only I can compete with Kevin in the Premier League!"
Cassano said angrily.
Rooney raised his middle finger again.
Cassano is indeed very aura.
But there is at least ten Bobby Charlton behind Kevin Huang.
Rooney said: "Is this kid out to be funny?"
"I don't know, damn it."
Cassano tugged at his hair and said, "You can't let him be so proud!"
"Yes, I decided to tell the reporter about this when I go to training tomorrow." Rooney nodded.
Can cats and dogs look like Kevin?
He was born at the age of 16 and only recently wore the number 10 jersey.
Carol what a thing!
"Don't wait for tomorrow, you go get dressed and I'll drive, we'll go to the Manchester Evening News".
Cassano got up, grabbed the key, and went straight out.
Rooney looked at Cassano who ran out the door in a hurry, so he could only get dressed quickly.
A few minutes later, he sat in the co-pilot before he even had time to fasten his seat belt, and Cassano kicked the accelerator and jumped out.
……
Early the next morning, the name Andy Carroll dominated the front pages of the newspapers.
"The Times": "Andy Carroll said that he played like Kevin, and I hope he can really become Kevin II, but judging from his game, his strength is much worse than Kevin's. Style He is also not very similar to Kevin, and even in terms of strength, he can only be compared with the injured Kevin. Perhaps this young man hopes to attract the attention of others in this way, but as a player, it is best to be on the front page because of the goal .”
"Daily Mail": "The England national team is about to usher in a new talent - Andy Carroll! Carroll received a lot of attention last season, and this season he got more opportunities. Rising stars are the hope of the England national team for the next decade."
"The Sun": "Sol Campbell and Imogen Thomas carnival, this Miss Wales has successfully conquered part of the League One and most of the Premier League, many teams have people she is familiar with. Among her guests, the most The famous ones are Campbell, Ronaldo and Jermain Defoe, this lady seems to love football players very much, and her next male partner should also be a Premier League player."
"Manchester Evening News": "Two of Manchester United's main players broke into our editorial office in the early hours of yesterday. It was a huge surprise and we had to redo the layout.
Both men had their say on Carroll.
Cassano said to us: 'That Campbell has nothing in common with Kevin except that he is also a person.In the entire Premier League, only me and a few players can compare with Kevin's skill level. Those players are all playing for Arsenal. The gap between me and Kevin is very small, and the gap between them and Kevin is very large , As for Carroll, he is not even qualified to shine Kevin's sneakers. '
Rooney said: 'I haven't even heard of a guy like that before, maybe he's in the papers, but I won't remember everyone, I'll only remember the ones who scored more goals.After I heard Carroll said he played like Kevin, I was so surprised. I don't know who gave him the courage to say that. It's good to have confidence.But he has absolutely no chance to get a little closer to Kevin. The biggest intersection between the two in their lives may be the Premier League.A lot of people will be targeting Kevin, but absolutely no one is close to Kevin's level.
Rooney quarreled with Cassano after saying this. Cassano thought he was on the same level as Kevin, and Rooney felt that Cassano was far inferior to Kevin, or even inferior to him.We were invited to witness a match between two United first-team players and Cassano emerged victorious.However, I believe that when the report is published, both of them will become losers in front of Ferguson. The Manchester United coach will not accept the fact that two first-team players appear in the newspaper after 1 o'clock in the morning. "
"Gazzetta dello Sport": "The best joke of the year - Andy Carroll, made the entire Apennines laugh with just one name. He is not Kevin II, he is the successor of Charlie Chaplin .”
"Turin Sports News": "I believe that Carroll will definitely see the ridicule of him all over the world. I hope he can insist on himself and continue to believe in his ideas. One day he will find that the words that mock him are true. of."
"Aspen": "Real Madrid has been eyeing Andy Carroll, although he is very different from Kevin's style, but the goal against Chelsea shows his level, Florentino is ready Bring in a striker with a different style to enrich Real Madrid's tactics."
"Bild": "Brits always have inexplicable self-confidence, and Andy Carroll is one of the representatives."
"Parisian": "After Lyon lost 0:1 to Paris Saint-Germain, Benzema heard about Carroll's words. Who is Roll? We all know that Benzema is a big fan of Kevin. After hearing about this incident, he took it harder than losing. It seems that he has remembered the name of Andy Carroll, the future national team In the field, Carroll will face a strong opponent."
Carol can be said to be a breath of fresh air.
When the European league was in full swing, he appeared on the front pages of many countries with different attitudes.
There is even [Andy Carroll], [Carol], [Shen Feng Carroll], etc. After several postings appear, most Chinese fans will have a good time.
It was the Japanese fans who reacted the most.
They even discussed an activity similar to the Cheong Wa Dae petition in the forum, asking the government to execute Carol, that ghost.
In the morning, Ibrahimovic also publicly expressed his dissatisfaction with Carroll, and invited Carroll to face-to-face singles.
The reporter asked him why he was not singled out on the court.
Ibrahimovic said disdainfully, that guy may not be able to play in the Champions League in his life.
Huang Kaiwen also received a lot of calls.
I don't know how many reporters are ambushing at the door of the house.
The agitated Huang Kaiwen disguised himself as a gardener and sneaked out of the house.
He didn't get this makeup technique, he was self-taught.
Discovering that there were also reporters outside Ramos' house, Kevin Huang called and called Ramos out.
After Ramos shook off the reporter, the two joined forces.
Then stare and stare in the street.
I don't know where to go when I go out temporarily.
"I'll call them and ask them."
Ramos said.
Kevin Huang nodded.
Half an hour later, two people showed up at Boas' apartment.
Unfortunately, everyone has arrangements during the holidays.
The two of them could only go to Boas' apartment to kill time.
Boas, who was wearing a slim T-shirt, enthusiastically poured coffee for the two, then sat on the sofa and said, "I didn't expect you to come here."
"Sorry, I didn't prepare a gift when I came here temporarily."
Kevin Huang said.
Boas shook his wrist and said, "The birthday gift last time was already very expensive. By the way, what's going on today?"
"Not that Carol!"
Ramos said unhappily: "Because of his words, the reporters wanted to interview Kevin like crazy, and they couldn't even take a good rest during the holiday."
"That's really bad."
Boas said: "It's not a coincidence that you came here, I still have some work."
"It's okay, don't call us."
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
Boas got up and walked to the study, not forgetting to turn around and say: "If you are interested, you can come and have a look."
Ramos, who was a little bored, got up and walked in together.
Huang Kaiwen could only go with the two of them.
Arriving at Boas's study, Huang Kaiwen thought he had arrived at the Medieval Exhibition Hall.
There are quaint books, various styles of wands, some broken armor, and messy decorations everywhere.
"These are all my collections. As you all know, I've been studying magic recently."
Boas said enthusiastically, introducing the origin of these collections to the two people.
It's like the jellyfish showing Gundam.
Ramos was more interested in the long sword, and Boas immediately said, "I bought this from a Southeast Asian businessman. It is said to be Lancelot's sword."
Kevin Huang: ...
"It's him."
Ramos shook his head regretfully.
He didn't like Lancelot very much, because that guy had an affair with the Queen.
Ramos easily brought Kevin Wong into the role of King Arthur.
Boas didn't know why Ramos was not interested anymore, so he could only continue to introduce his collection.
Suddenly he stopped and turned around and asked, "Kevin, are you very popular in Italy?"
"of course!"
Ramos said proudly: "Kevin is the most popular person in Italy, bar none! If he wants to run for office, no one can compete with Kevin."
"Sergio is exaggerating."
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
"That's great."
Boas excitedly brought the two of them to the table, opened his notes and said, "Recently, I want a sword, but that sword is stored in a church in Italy."
"Coach, what do you mean...?"
Huang Kaiwen asked with some uncertainty.
Everything that can be stored in the church has some origins.
Even Huang couldn't come forward and buy it easily.
"That's what I thought. Recently, I was inspired by watching Hollywood movies. I want you to help me get a construction drawing or internal structure drawing of the church. The kind that even has the sewer pipes marked, preferably with maintenance personnel It's as simple as that!"
Boas said.
Huang Kaiwen's eyes widened.
Is this fucking simple?
Hearing what Boas said, Huang Kaiwen immediately reacted.
This buddy is going to stage a live-action version of "Across the World".
"coach."
Huang Kaiwen asked, "Is there anything special about that sword?"
"Of course!"
Boas nodded vigorously and said, "That sword has strong magic power. I think I can find a way to communicate magic elements with it."
"I have time to ask, I have something to go first."
After Huang Kaiwen finished speaking, he pulled Ramos away.
"What's wrong Kevin?"
Ramos asked after going out.
"It's okay, don't get involved in the coach's affairs."
Huang Kaiwen shook his head and said.
If you don't leave, you will become an accomplice of international cultural relic robbers.
Unexpectedly, after the Big Ben incident, Boas became more and more crazy.
If things go on like this, he doesn't need to act, he can shoot "Indiana Jones".
After eating.
Ramos went home with Kevin Huang.
The two played games and went to bed early.
Early the next morning, Ramos went home and packed his bags.
Then the whole team flew to Russia together.
"Can I change the location?"
Abu came up and asked with a smile.
Ramos looked at Huang Kaiwen, after Huang Kaiwen nodded slightly, Ramos got up.
After sitting down, Abramovich said: "The last Champions League final, you left a shock to the Luzhniki Stadium and the whole of Russia, so this time the Russian fans really want to see you."
"I see, so we leave a day early for the away game?"
Kevin Huang asked.
"Yes, that's it. There will be performances at Zenit's home stadium next time. If you are interested, you can also come on stage."
Abu said.
"forget it."
Huang Kaiwen shook his head and said.
He's a player, not a singer. It's fine to sing a few words at home, but it's nothing to go out and be a guest performer.
"OK then."
Abu said with a smile.
He would talk to Huang Kaiwen in a negotiating tone, which made Huang Kaiwen very comfortable.
Abramovich gave Huang Kaiwen an introduction to the current situation in Russia, some local customs, and then switched positions with Ramos.
After Ramos came back.
The two played a game for a while.
It takes about four hours to fly from London to Moscow, and it takes just over an hour to fly from Moscow to St. Petersburg.
It was time to set off.
When the Chelsea team landed at Pulkovo Airport in St. Petersburg, it happened to be in the evening.
"I'm going to get hemorrhoids on my butt after flying for such a long time."
Ashley Cole grumbled.
It is usually a short-distance flight to the away game, and more than 6 hours is already a long time for him.
"It feels colder than London!"
Terry said, tightening the collar of his padded jacket.
"Of course, it's over 50 degrees cooler here than in London."
Kevin Huang said.
The UK uses degrees Fahrenheit, where 50 degrees equals 10 degrees Celsius.
Now London is around 14 degrees, and the temperature in St. Petersburg is constantly changing above and below zero.
"What the hell, is it possible to play football in such cold weather?"
Cole continued to complain.
"Okay, just stick to one game."
Terry persuaded: "It's not that you are asked to live outside, just get on the bus."
"Hey, no wonder no one wants to come here."
Ashley Cole grumbled.
He even suspected that Mourinho was pretending to be ill and did not want Russia to suffer from the cold.
Otherwise, the stomach flu has lasted for several days, why is it still not healed.
If this goes on, let Boas turn positive.
A group of people quickly boarded the bus.
In the air conditioner of the bus, I gradually got rid of the cold.
However, the Chelsea players did not recover.
It's been a rough day today, everyone is listless.
In the turbulence of the bus, almost all the members fell asleep.
After 8 o'clock in the evening, after arriving at the hotel.
After dinner, the whole team returned to the room early to rest.
After Huang Kaiwen washed up, he lay on the bed and chatted with Ramos, and soon fell asleep.
the next morning.
After recovering their spirits, Huang Kaiwen and Ramos went downstairs after washing, just in time to meet Abramovich's secretary Marina.
"Kevin, come with me."
Marina said.
Huang Kaiwen waved to Ramos and asked him to eat first.
Following Marina to the reception room of the hotel, Huang Kaiwen met an unexpected person!
Thanks for the Bingtang Flower Marriage, for the reward.
And Lao Ye doesn't have a holiday for the holidays, the service industry is busy at this time.
The double monthly ticket is still struggling to ask for a monthly ticket recommendation ticket.