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Chapter 866 The Cow Does Not Drink Water

Taking advantage of the time when the mother and daughter looked at each other, Mother Chun ran away quickly.

She knew very well that even if the important things Li Si said were important to the queen, she would still have no way to escape the queen's punishment in retrospect, because she brought someone into the queen's bedroom privately.

I can only stay away for a while, and when the queen is not so angry, maybe I can be whipped less, or not be whipped.

In the past, the job that Nanny Chun wished to do the most was to go to the East Palace to be the prince's personal nanny, to take care of the prince's food and daily life. If she gets fat, she will be deprived of her food.

Now that Li Si has grown up, Sister Chun feels that it would be great if she can be a personal nanny for Princess Anding. It must be a job with few things, leisure, a lot of money, and a lot of food.

Anyway, whether it's being a personal nanny for the prince or Li Si, it's ten thousand times better than being a personal nanny for the queen.

Sometimes the queen would pinch her when she was angry, and sometimes when she fell asleep beating her legs, she would prick her with hairpins and scratch her nostrils with peacock feathers... When the sneezes and saliva hit the queen, the queen would be angry again ...Nurse Chun felt that she might be the one who was beaten the most in the entire Queen's Palace.

An Ding is destined to be the eldest lady of the Yun family, and she will definitely live in the Yun family, not some princess mansion. After following the queen all these years, Madam Chun has never lived in any kind of palace. In his opinion, what kind of palace is it? Nothing compares to the big yard of Yun’s house. Just open the corner door on the side, and you can see dozens of big pots cooking all kinds of meat... Not to mention the smell of meat, there is even more meat in the basket next to it. Eat meat as high as a mountain.

Thinking of this, Grandma Chun couldn't help swallowing her saliva. Seeing that the queen's female officer was anxiously guarding the door of the bedroom and walking back and forth, Grandma Chun went over to the female official and said, "You all step back."

The female officer wanted to ask, but when she saw Madam Chun's fat face drooping, she saluted and withdrew.

Mother Chun is afraid of the queen, but she is not afraid of the rest of the palace.

When the female officials left, Mother Chun regretted it again, because there was no one to guard the door for the queen, and she wanted to run away again... After thinking about it, she decided not to run away, it was more important to guard the door for the queen.

So, she sat on the threshold of the gate of the bedroom. There was a fire dragon in the palace, and there was a cool breeze outside the palace.

It's an itchy scalp from the wind.

She likes the bald look when she was in Ganye Temple. Not only is it cool, but it is also easy to wash. Every morning when she washes her face, she washes her hair with a handful of water. , If you don't wash it for three or two days, it will be greasy, but if you wash it every day, it will be too troublesome, let alone for a long time, you will easily catch a cold.

The scenery outside the Bianzhou Palace is very good. Even in the cold winter, there are still two long-necked cranes shivering together outside the palace. They don't look like cranes, but more like two chickens.

Seeing the cranes frozen like chickens, Madam Chun felt sad. A long time ago, when she guarded the gate for the queen and the emperor at Ganye Temple, she didn't sit on the threshold as well as it does now.

Most of the time, she looked more like the two cranes frozen like chickens.

However, the emperor is greedy for pleasure, and never leaves when he comes...

"boom"

When Nanny Chun was thinking hard, someone kicked her ass.

Turning around to look, I heard the queen scolding: "What are you thinking about?"

Although the ass was kicked and the queen scolded her, even if she was lying on the ground and couldn't see the queen's face, she knew that the queen was in a good mood just by listening to the voice, so Sister Chun smiled and got up to salute the queen Said: "Congratulations to the queen, congratulations to the queen."

Wu Mei asked strangely: "What is there to congratulate?"

Mother Chun smiled like a flower and said, "The queen hasn't been this happy for a long time, so naturally she should congratulate her."

Wu Mei might be really happy, she just pulled out a hairpin from her head and was about to give it to Nanny Chun, she stretched her hand halfway and felt it was inappropriate, she said to Nanny Chun: "Go to the storeroom to pick a hairpin later."

Mother Chun really didn't care much about hairpins. She had a small box containing a hundred hairpins of various precious materials, all of which were gifted by the queen.

"I also want!"

Without waiting for Mother Chun to thank her, Li Si came out from behind Wu Mei, and asked the queen for a reward, so the hairpin that the queen had just pulled off her head was transferred to Li Si's hands.

Seeing that the hall was empty, Wu Mei said to Li Si: "You said that your master, Yunchu, only relied on a small thing that looked like the Yellow River, and speculated that someone was going to use the lingering flood on the Yellow River to harm His Majesty?"

Li Si lowered his head and played with the hairpin and said: "Yes, yes, Master said, this is just a simple example of controlling the gods to calculate impermanence. After taking the factors into consideration, even a peeping leopard can at least get a general idea. Finally, after combining various information and integrating them, a result that is not bad is obtained.

Yinggong said that this is temple calculation, I am impatient to learn this, it is too troublesome. "

Wu Mei's face twitched and she asked: "So, this is what your prince brother learned when he went to your master?"

Li Si shook his head and said: "Probably not, my master is just worried that the elder brother of the crown prince will suffer an unreasonable disaster, and wants him to go to Zhengzhou to avoid disaster, what to learn is the second priority."

Wu Mei sighed and said: "What a group of loyal ministers and filial sons."

Li Si glanced at Wu Mei and said in a low voice, "Isn't the boy here? He came on a horse, and his butt hurts from the bumps along the way."

"You come to tell the queen mother these things, does your master know?"

Li Si shook his head and said: "I don't know. When I went to the master's military tent, I saw the secret note he wrote to my father. I thought that my mother might not know about it. I was worried that my mother would be in danger, so I copied a copy and brought it to my mother." look."

Wu Mei sighed and said: "You can enter the big tent of the Chinese army if you want, and the things you can see should be what your master wants you to see.

It is really not easy to say this matter in the memorial. We can only tell His Majesty that there is danger in the form of a secret memorial. Please leave the dangerous place of Bianzhou as soon as possible. If you say it clearly, you will be impeached by the official censor.

Forget it, this time the queen mother leads the love of your master and apprentice.

However, your master is a strange person, and new knowledge emerges endlessly from him. You should try your best to learn it. Once you succeed, it will definitely be of great benefit to you in the future. "

"Where can I learn it? The current nine subjects have made me exhausted. Besides, my interest is in making money. I am not interested in those knowledge that is not messy. Whoever loves to learn, I Not learn."

Wu Mei couldn't help but clenched her fists, she raised her hand and punched Mother Chun's bun, knocked her bun off, and said to Li Si, "Good royal princess, if you don't learn so many useful knowledge, What do you think about learning how to be a businessman?"

Li Si helped Madam Chun straighten her wig, and said with her mouth pursed, "I'm learning arithmetic, physics, geometry, biology, and geography. I can't learn these well. It's useless to learn anything else, and I can't learn it either."

"Let me ask you, what kind of knowledge does the wooden cow and horse you gave to Xian'er belong to?"

"Physics and geometry."

"Isn't it news from the agency?"

Li Si shook his head and said, "No, the child is a princess of the Tang Dynasty, if you don't learn how to dig holes and frame people, according to what the master said, it's too low-level."

Wu Mei cast a sideways glance at Li Si and said, "In this case, tell the queen mother to come out with a high-level one."

Li Si smiled and said: "Master said that the essence of physics lies in "observing things to understand the truth, and understanding the truth from things." He also said that the essence of the application methods of physics lies in: using models to describe nature; using mathematics to express models; using experiments to test Model.

Then, to achieve the purpose of Yilitong and Bailitong, and then, when looking down on everything, there will be a certain method and path, which will not confuse people, and will not make people deviate from the Dao, so that people can directly reach the essence of things.

This is how my master made the Little Yellow River this time. The master also said that the model is too crude and the data is incomplete, which leads to a large deviation in the deduced results. "

After hearing this, Wu Mei pondered for a while and said, "Is your master still accepting apprentices?"

Li Si glanced at Wu Mei and shook his head, "No, Master said, there are too many disciples, and he can't teach well. Once there is a mistake in the teaching process, it will cause harm through the ages and poison endlessly."

Wu Mei sneered and said: "Yun Chu himself is not a person with a saintly heart, let alone take into account the eternity. It's not that he doesn't accept apprentices, maybe he doesn't accept royal apprentices?"

Li Sidao: "There are now two royal apprentices."

Wu Mei said disdainfully: "The crown prince is Yunchu's disciple, and you gave it to him."

Li Si said indifferently: "From now on, it will be my knowledge."

"Can you compete with Yu Xiurong?"

"Don't argue, it will be mine sooner or later."

Wu Mei sighed and said: "When it comes to temperament, you are the most like me. As long as it is good, you want everything."

Li Si shook his head and said: "There is still a difference, Master said, whether it is power, money, or materials, it is meaningful only when you start using it, and it is meaningless if you don't use it.

Generally speaking, power, money, and materials are all good things. As long as they are used well, they can effectively promote the improvement of people's living standards, and enable people to upgrade from the life of a beast to a real life that belongs to people as soon as possible.

Master also said that having enough food and clothing is just the minimum requirement for human survival. There are countless levels to climb above this. The human goal is advanced.

The master also said that if power is only used to control, squeeze, drive, and plunder others, the nature of this power is black, and sooner or later it will encounter people like Chen Sheng and Wu Guang and be overthrown in the end. "

Wu Mei frowned and asked: "Did your master ask you to tell me these words?"

Li Si shook his head and said: "No, the master said that you are the wife of the emperor and the mother of the crown prince. No matter what you do, it is the responsibility of the emperor and the crown prince. It is a family matter of the royal family and has nothing to do with him. "