PFC Chapter 275 Nintendo, two people seeking death!
Chapter 275 Nintendo, two people seeking death!
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"Master, can't you teach us some new spells?"
While Ah Hao and Ah Qiang were sorting out the zombies in front of them, they asked their mother again.
Master, you are making it very difficult for us to do this!
If it really doesn't work, could you please draw a few more talismans?
But what greeted them was the Taoist robe thrown out by Mamadi, which hit them directly in the face. The smell from the robe made them vomit immediately.
"Go, go, go, do you think your master looks like me, the master, with new magic?"
"You're so ambitious! What? Do you still want to become immortal right now?"
"Renjia Village is not far away!"
"You two should send these stinky old ghosts back first. As for this big guy, your master and I will send him back myself."
After scolding, Mama pointed at the zombie in the center and gave orders.
The zombies around were simply suppressed with talismans, while the one in the center was wearing a copper armor forged with countless copper coins.
The outside is covered with densely packed blood-red talismans.
"Master, who is this big guy?"
The two asked in a pretentious manner.
"Ren Weimeng, the old man of the Ren family!"
“I don’t know how he was struck to death by lightning. It’s easy for a corpse to rise from a lightning strike, but your master sealed his mouth with a handful of glutinous rice, and then gave him a copper coin armor.
This way, Ren Weimeng was overjoyed! "
"Why are you asking this?"
Mama scratched her butt and picked her nose as she glanced at the two of them.
He always felt that these two little bastards were not holding their farts well.
"Master, you've been exhausted all the way here. How about we take them back?"
Ah Hao was the first to speak up and make a suggestion.
This is not Old Master Ren at all, he is clearly a walking treasure mountain. All we have to do is sell him and then disguise him as a zombie and bury him again.
Not only did they get the money for driving the corpse, but they also got another sum of money for the burial items.
Why chase corpses when there is such an opportunity?
"You're so sensible!"
"In that case, I'll give it to you two. This is Master's treasure, I'll lend it to you for protection.
Don't forget to ask the Ren family for ten more dollars!"
The mother looked at it carefully for a while, then took off a jade pendant from her neck and handed it to the two of them. Upon closer inspection, she found a talisman embedded in it.
"Yes, Master!"
Their eyes lit up and they quickly answered with joy.
"Stop falling, you two brats!"
After watching the two apprentices leave, Mama began to stare at a rolled-up scroll, and finally opened it and started burning incense.
The person on the scroll was Yang Lingxiao's great-grandmaster, the master of Shi Jian and the others, Taoist Qianjun.
"Master, I have embarrassed you."
"Master, is this disciple really so unteachable..." Mama muttered to herself as she picked up the wine glass and said with endless emotion.
Somewhere in the underworld.
"Fuck you, you actually burned incense to the Taoist priest with the hand you pick your nose with. I should have thrown you out of the mountain gate if I had known this."
Taoist Qianjun raised his head as if he had something in mind, and then he greeted Mama in a particularly gracious manner, and he was almost about to throw a palm thunder to cheer her up.
"If your cultivation is not good enough, then the disciples you accept will not be good enough!"
"You son of a bitch, look at the thunder!"
"boom!"
A lightning shadow fell from nowhere, and then Mama immediately fell into a baby-like sleep.
"You've taught me a good disciple, you bastard!"
Another thunder struck, and Mommy saw stars immediately. She could only vaguely hear her master saying "fuck you".
Dusk appears and the sky is filled with the last rays of light.
"If a yin person is on the road, the yang person should avoid it. If you want to avoid it or not, it's up to you!"
"Yinren..."
"Okay, okay, there's no one here, are you reading it to a ghost?" Ah Hao raised his hand to snatch the bell from Ah Qiang's hand, then threw it to the ground and scolded.
Ah Qiang wasn't angry either. He simply sat down on a piece of bluestone to rest. "Hey, is the person you're looking for reliable?"
“Of course it’s reliable!”
"Once I get the money, I will leave and never be a Taoist priest again!"
When Ah Hao heard the word "Taoist priest", he gritted his teeth.
A Taoist priest is not even worthy of being a dog.
Before he could finish his words, two figures with a cold aura suddenly appeared. Their eyes were dark blue, and once they got close, they gave people a sickeningly sweet feeling.
"Where's the stuff?"
one of them asked.
"Where's the money?"
Ah Hao walked in front of the two of them with his head held high.
One of them opened his pocket, revealing gold bars.
"Is this the silver talisman of Maoshan Shangqing?"
"Replace it if it's fake!"
"In that case, we can rest assured!" The two evil cultivators exchanged a glance, then suddenly jumped up, slapped Aqiang away with one hand, and threw a handful of smelly poisonous sand with the other hand.
The other man kicked Ah Hao away, grabbed the jade pendant and ran away.
Maoshan disciple?
Do you think you are the bloody little Thunder King, Yang Lingxiao, the Tai Sui of the land?
idiot!
"Damn it, chase him!!"
The two of them quickly removed the talismans from the heads of more than a dozen zombies, waved the bells and quickly chased after them, but only Ren Weimeng was left behind.
Shortly after the two left, several curious figures appeared, picked up Ren Weiyong and ran away. In the blink of an eye, they disappeared into the darkness.
half an hour.
"It's all your fault. Who are you looking for?"
"Not only did you not get the money, you also lost the zombie, and I got beaten up. I wonder how you're going to explain this to Master."
A Qiang covered his leaky mouth and cried out in bad luck.
"Don't worry, I got a fake one!"
"Send Ren Weimeng away first...Where is Ren Weimeng?" Ah Hao quickly ran forward and searched among the bushes, but he didn't find even a hair.
It was not until the evening that Mamadi finally came out of it under the influence of her master.
A good disciple to teach?
Those two guys should be back by now, right?
Suddenly, Mommy felt a chill all over her body. Could it be that her master sensed something and was reminding her in this way?
Thinking of this, Mama immediately woke up.
He didn't care that his body was burnt black by the electric shock, and ran towards Renjia Village.
Renjia Village.
"Master, we are about to miss the auspicious time. When will your disciple arrive?" Under the moonlight, a middle-aged man who looked somewhat like Ren Fa asked anxiously.
If I had known, I wouldn't have found such a guy.
"Don't worry!"
"It's just an auspicious time. I'll change it to a better one for you later!"
His mother responded nonchalantly, not knowing that he was also panicking deep down.
Damn it, where did the Ren family get so many muskets, and what’s the point of waving them in front of me?
"Can this be changed?"
"Tao follows nature!"
"The Grandmaster said if it can be changed, it can be changed!"
As he was speaking, a clear sound of bells was heard outside.
"coming!"
As the two walked outside, they saw Aqiang driving a "zombie" with talismans all over its head towards the yard. Just one look at it and Mama almost vomited blood.
Is your zombie angry?
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