PFC Chapter 452 Publicly Funded Trip (Page 12)
Chapter 452 Publicly Funded Trip (Page 12)
Outside the South Heavenly Gate, clouds and mist swirl around.
Yang Jin was dressed in casual sportswear, with a tour guide badge hanging around his neck and a small flag in his hand that read "Heavenly Court Sightseeing Group".
"Come on, everyone, follow me closely!" He waved his little flag enthusiastically. "Next, we're going to visit the Lingxiao Palace Science and Technology Experience Area!"
Lin Qiye's lips twitched: "...A technology experience zone?"
Zhang Yun: "Is the Heavenly Court this trendy now?"
Baili Pangpang rubbed his hands excitedly: "Are there any VR games?"
Yang Jin smiled mysteriously: "Not only do we have it, but we also have an immersive VR experience that allows the soul to leave the body!"
Everyone: "..."
Upon entering the Lingxiao Palace, everyone was instantly dumbfounded.
The once solemn and majestic hall has now been transformed into a future technology exhibition hall!
The pagoda of the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King has been transformed into a holographic projector, playing the 4D movie "Investiture of the Gods".
Venus's whisk has been transformed into an intelligent robot vacuum cleaner, which is automatically cleaning up the fairy fruit peels.
The most outrageous thing is that the Jade Emperor's Nine Dragon Golden Chair has now been equipped with a massage function, and His Majesty is comfortably squinting and enjoying it.
Lin Qiye sighed, "You reincarnated gods... you really know how to play games."
Yang Jin said proudly, "Of course! This was all my suggestion, and His Majesty the Jade Emperor gave it special approval!"
Baili Pangpang curiously poked the crane drone next to him: "Can this thing deliver food?"
Yang Jin: "Sure! The Queen Mother of the West's peaches now support 'Crane Express,' free shipping throughout the Three Realms!"
Everyone: "..."
"Come on, try this!" Yang Jin pulled everyone to a huge golden cabin, "Astral Projection VR Experience Pod!"
Lin Qiye asked warily, "Is this safe?"
“Absolutely safe!” Yang Jin patted his chest. “I’ve played this game over three hundred times. At worst, my spirit gets lost and is picked up from Flower Fruit Mountain by Sun Wukong…”
Everyone: "..."
Baili Pangpang was eager to try: "I want to play! I want to play!"
He lay down inside the cabin, put on his helmet, and the next second—
"Shua——!!!"
His primordial spirit was directly projected into the Dragon Palace of the East Sea, where a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals were dancing in the square.
Baili Pangpang's primordial spirit: "???"
Dragon King of the East Sea (leading the dance): "Oh, new here? Let's dance together!"
Baili Pangpang: "..."
After walking around for a while, Yang Jin led everyone to Yaochi Food Street.
The vendors here are all amazing!
The Kitchen God opened a "Heavenly Barbecue" restaurant, whose signature dish is roasted dragon meat with Samadhi True Fire.
Chang'e's "Guanghan Palace Milk Tea Shop" specializes in osmanthus pearl milk tea.
The most outrageous one is Zhu Bajie, who opened a "Gaolaozhuang Buffet Restaurant" with the slogan: "Eat as much as you want, all you can eat!"
Baili Pangpang excitedly rushed towards Zhu Bajie's stall: "Second Brother! Give me ten servings!"
Pigsy chuckled and handed over the plate: "Alright! Hey? How did you know my name is Second Brother?"
Baili Pangpang: "That's how it's portrayed on TV..."
Pigsy: "..."
Yang Jin took out his phone: "By the way, the Heavenly Court now has full 5G coverage, can you guys connect to the WiFi?"
Lin Qiye: "...Heavenly Court has WiFi?"
“Of course!” Yang Jin clicked on the hot topic. “The account is ‘Long Live the Jade Emperor’, and the password is ‘’.
Everyone: "..."
An Qingyu silently connected to the WiFi, then suddenly exclaimed, "Internet speed... 1TB per second?!"
Yang Jin: "After all, it's the Immortal Network!"
Baili Pangpang immediately downloaded a bunch of games: "Holy crap! With this internet speed, I could play until the Heavenly Court goes bankrupt!"
As I was strolling around, a cheer came from afar.
"What are they doing over there?" Zhang Yun asked curiously.
Yang Jin: "Oh, today is the final of the Heavenly Court e-sports competition. Nezha and Lei Zhenzi are having a solo match."
Everyone: "..."
Squeezing into the crowd, I saw—
Nezha (modern version) is wearing headphones and frantically operating his phone: "Go! I'm unleashing my ultimate!"
Lei Zhenzi (traditional version) held the phone with a bewildered expression: "How...how do you play this thing?"
Nezha: "You noob! You can't even play 'Honor of Kings'!"
Lei Zhenzi: "..."
Looking at the "technologically advanced" Heavenly Court before him, Lin Qiye couldn't help but sigh, "You reincarnated gods... you really know how to play."
Yang Jin chuckled: "Times are changing! Even immortals have to keep up with the trends!"
"Come on, I'll take you to your lodgings."
Yang Jin waved a small flag and led the group through a sea of clouds to a magnificent golden building.
"Welcome to the Heavenly Court's Five-Star Immortal Inn!"
Lin Qiye looked up and saw several large characters written in a flamboyant style on the plaque: "Nantianmen Grand Hotel".
Baili Pangpang: "...Isn't this name a bit too down-to-earth?"
Yang Jin: "Being down-to-earth is what makes you approachable! The calligraphy was personally inscribed by His Majesty the Jade Emperor!"
As everyone entered the lobby, they were immediately stunned by the sight before them—
The receptionist was the matchmaker, holding a tablet computer, and was processing a "celestial couple suite" for a pair of immortals.
The baggage handlers are giants, carrying ten suitcases with incredible speed.
The cleaning lady is a jinx; she carries a smart robotic vacuum cleaner, leaving no trace of dirt wherever she goes.
Lin Qiye: "...Your Heavenly Court has a pretty high employment rate, huh?"
Yang Jin: "Of course! Even immortals need to find new jobs!"
The Matchmaker smiled and handed over the room key: "Distinguished guests, this is your 'Peach Blossom Supreme Suite,' which includes a private fairy spring, a meditation cushion, and 24-hour crane delivery service!"
An Qingyu pushed up her glasses: "Excuse me... are the rooms soundproof?"
The Old Man of the Moon smiled meaningfully: "Don't worry, our walls are made with 'heavenly silkworm silk soundproofing arrays,' so even if the Thunder God and Lightning Goddess are arguing next door, you won't hear a thing!"
Baili Pangpang: "What if Sun Wukong is practicing his staff techniques next door?"
Matchmaker: "...I suggest you buy insurance."
Everyone went to their respective rooms.
Lin Qiye pushed open the door and was instantly stunned by the scene before him—
In the room, a huge cloud bed floats in mid-air, with several small clouds floating beside it, labeled: "Sleep-aiding cloud, adjustable firmness".
Lin Qiye tentatively pressed the cloud, and the cloud immediately became as soft as cotton.
"interesting……"
He had just lain down when he suddenly heard a voice: "Ding-dong! Welcome to the 'Dream Sleep Aid System'! What kind of dream would you like?"
Lin Qiye: “???”
Cloud Bed: "Option 1: 'Open the Heavenly Gate with a Single Sword'; Option 2: 'Cultivate Both Buddhism and Demonism'; Option 3: 'Married Life with Jialan'..."
Lin Qiye: "...Turn it off! Turn it off right now!"
On the other side, in Baili Pangpang's room.
He was frantically placing orders in front of the "automatic ordering cloud screen"—
"Ten skewers of Samadhi Fire barbecue, please! Five cups of Moon Palace milk tea, please! Three peach cakes, please!"
Cloud Screen: "We have detected that you have ordered more food than your body can handle. We recommend that you eat in moderation."
Baili Pangpang: "I am a Klein Realm cultivator! I can't be killed by eating!"
Cloud Screen: "...We have called the God of Cookery Emergency Service for you."
Five minutes later, the God of Food rushed in carrying a stretcher: "Which fellow Daoist has eaten too much?!"
Baili Pangpang: "...I only ordered enough for twenty people!"
Cao Yuan's room.
He was just about to lie down and rest when he suddenly noticed a book titled "The Black King's Killing Aura User Manual" on his bedside table.
I opened the first page and it read:
"Warning: This exercise may cause symptoms such as insomnia, irritability, and urge to kill. It is recommended to use it in conjunction with the Mind-Calming Mantra."
Cao Yuan: “…”
He silently pulled out his black knife and slashed at the air twice, finally feeling a bit better.
At midnight, Baili Pangpang suddenly knocked on everyone's doors: "Brothers! Heavenly Court KTV is open! Let's go have some fun!"
When the group arrived at Yaochi KTV, they found it already packed with immortals—
Nezha is shouting "The Lone Warrior" while Lei Zhenzi cheers wildly from the side.
Chang'e and the Jade Rabbit sang "The Days in the Moon Palace" together, their voices filled with tears.
The most outrageous one is Pigsy, who is passionately singing "Love of Gao Village".
Baili Pangpang grabbed the microphone: "I'll sing 'My Good Brother'! Dedicated to everyone here!"
Lin Qiye: "...Can I go back to sleep?"
Yang Jin suddenly appeared: "Don't rush! There's still the 'Immortal Disco' segment!"
With a wave of his hand, the entire KTV instantly transformed into a neon-lit fairy cloud disco, with the Giant Spirit God as the DJ and the Wind God and Rain Master in charge of the spray effects!
Baili Pangpang: "This is what Heavenly Nightlife is all about!!!"
Early the next morning.
Lin Qiye walked out of the room with dark circles under his eyes.
Zhang Yun: "Good morning..."
Cao Yuan, brandishing a black knife, said, "You want to kill someone..."
Baili Pangpang hugged the toilet and vomited: "I'll never drink Immortal Wine again..."
Yang Jin appeared, looking very energetic: "Everyone! Today we're going to visit the 'Zhu Xian Sword Theme Park'!"
Everyone: "...Can we go home?"
...
Heavenly Court, the Hall of the Old Man Under the Moon.
Baili Pangpang crept furtively at the entrance of the hall, peeking out cautiously: "Old Zhang, are you sure the Old Man of the Moon lives here?"
Zhang Yun (whose power has been awakened) calmly nodded: "Nonsense, I just used the Chaos Pearl to check the location."
Baili Pangpang: "...You can use your ability like that?"
Zhang Yun: "Otherwise, why do you think I was able to find the Queen Mother's Peach Garden so precisely?"
Baili Pangpang: "..."
The two sneaked into the main hall, where they saw red ropes hanging everywhere, each one shimmering and connected to a different name.
The Matchmaker was sitting in front of a "marriage big data terminal," wearing reading glasses, his fingers tapping away on the virtual keyboard.
Baili Pangpang muttered to himself, "Even the Matchmaker is using digital office technology now?"
Zhang Yun: "It's about keeping up with the times."
Baili Pangpang tiptoed over and patted the Old Man of the Moon on the shoulder: "Grandpa, busy?"
The Old Man of the Moon didn't even look up: "Scan the code to queue up; please make an appointment for marriage consultation."
Baili Pangpang: "..."
Zhang Yun immediately pulled out a peach and handed it over: "Senior, would you do me a favor?"
The Old Man of the Moon glanced at the peaches and silently accepted them: "Tell me, whose marriage do you want to check?"
Baili Pangpang chuckled slyly, "Cao Yuan! That guy who always has a dark face and goes around slashing people with a knife!"
The matchmaker typed "Cao Yuan" into the terminal, and data immediately popped up on the screen—
Name: Cao Yuan
【Sex: Male】
[Marriage Status: Abnormal]
[Red line records: 0]
[Note: Due to excessive negative energy, all potential romantic partners are automatically blocked.]
Baili Pangpang: “???”
Zhang Yun: "...Just as I expected."
The Old Man of the Moon pushed up his reading glasses: "This young man is cursed. The red thread was cut off as soon as it was tied."
Baili Pangpang: "Then... is there any way to fix this?"