Before The College Entrance Examination, My Life Was Gamified

Chapter 149: Proud Dungeon Boss

Women are uncomfortable for a few days every month.

Originally, Li Bai planned to go to Millikin, but seeing Lu Yao's pale face, he decided to stay in the imperial capital for the time being.

"Hey, drink some red bean porridge, there is brown sugar water here, and I will give you acupuncture after eating some durian."

Li Bai has a sense of déjà vu that he coaxed his little nephew in his previous life.

Bah, huh, Lu Yao is much cuter than that brat!

"But it's too much, I can't eat it." Lu Yao pouted, anyway, Li Bai used to be coquettish and cute, and Li Bai would always compromise.

Huh? My boyfriend didn't back down.

BJ...

Lu Yao's tactics escalated, and she looked at Li Bai pitifully.

"Don't make trouble, eat quickly, I'll feed you, ah..."

Finally, it was Lu Yao who was finally defeated.

She felt a little shy in her heart: it's all because of that damn gentleness!

A few minutes later: "No, I really can't eat anymore..."

Seeing that Lu Yao's appetite had reached a normal level, Li Bai didn't force her anymore.

Turning around, he took out the newly bought silver needles, and after disinfecting them with alcohol, he began to give needles to his girlfriend.

This is also the first time Li Bai has used it since he gained proficiency in Chinese medicine. Fortunately, the effect is good.

After the pain subsided and Lu Yao fell into a deep sleep, Li Bai realized that there were already a lot of dirty clothes in the house.

Originally, Lu Yao did all the housework, but now that his girlfriend hurts like that, how could Li Bai have the heart to ignore it.

Gently gather up all the dirty clothes.

"427 drops, congratulations to the host for triggering the dungeon and cleaning the clothes; customs clearance method: clean all the dirty clothes; customs clearance reward: "House of Cards", "Prison Break" complete TV series scripts."

The situation changed suddenly, more than a dozen pieces of dirty clothes turned into dungeon monsters of Tian Meng and Chou Meng.

And the positions of the mouths were exactly the necklines of the clothes, Li Bai shivered reflexively.

He glanced at his T-shirt again.

Fortunately, it didn't become a dungeon monster.

But when he thought of his own neck, which was in the mouth of the "clothes monster" every day... Li Bai felt his scalp tingling.

Even after the clothes were washed, Li Bai didn't have the courage to go.

Pick up a dirty laundry.

"Clothes Monster (Bronze Boss): Killing method: Wash it with your hands, killing reward: 400,000 experience points, 40,000 cash."

Still have to wash by hand?

Li Bai glanced at his fully automatic washing machine.

What do you want!

Forget it, just wash it by hand, life lies in exercise.

After digging out the laundry tub that hadn't been used for a long time, Li Bai found out that the legendary artifact of corporal punishment was not in the house: the washboard.

"Well, it seems that this time I really have to wash it by hand."

Li Bai filled the laundry tub with warm water, and then suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to wash clothes by hand.

Should I pour the laundry detergent first, or scrub the clothes first?

Forget it, don't care about that much.

Li Bai poured the laundry detergent into the laundry tub casually.

"Warm water mixed with laundry detergent (elite npc): decontamination ability: 40%.

Yo, the attribute has been updated, which is quite interesting.

Throw the bronze-level clothes monster under your feet into the laundry tub first.

-10, -10, -10...

Seeing the painful expression of the "clothes monster" entering a poisoned state, Li Bai almost laughed out loud.

"I didn't expect laundry detergent to be poisonous to dirty clothes. Isn't the effect so fun?"

Li Bai simply threw the four pieces of clothes into the washtub.

-10,-20,-10,-30,10....

The dense poisoning damage continuously floated out of the basin, and the water in the laundry basin also began to become cloudy.

Li Bai felt that this scene was quite interesting, so he simply moved a stool and just looked at the poisoned clothes monster.

"I don't know if I can lose blood and die directly. If I can, it will save a lot of trouble."

A few minutes later, Li Bai shook his head in disappointment.

"Sure enough, I'm still whimsical."

When the blood volume of the clothes monster is lower than 60%, the poisoned state has completely disappeared.

"So that's what you mean by 40% decontamination ability?"

Sure enough, you still have to "achieve your dreams with both hands."

Li Bai chose a king-level dungeon boss.

"Clothes contaminated by oil stains (king-level boss): the contaminated place still exudes the smell of spicy crayfish-flavored gutter oil (bhbh), killing method: clean with hands; killing reward: experience value 20 million cash 2 million."

What's this?

Waste oil, crayfish?

Damn profiteers, they use waste oil to make crayfish, what the hell...

Li Bai's mentality was about to collapse, it was a night stall he and Lu Yao often went to.

Stomach spasms faintly, damn it, call and report later!

Turning grief and anger into strength, Li Bai grabbed the clothes monster's throat with one hand.

Very humane, Li Bai even saw the strange painful expression on the clothes.

Well, you've managed to stir up the tyranny in me.

die!

Li Bai began to "ravage" the clothes monster frantically.

-3000, -50000...

A few minutes later.………….

Looking at the faint oil stains, this king-level boss was stunned, unwilling to die completely.

"Hey, still a diehard? I don't believe it."

Crash!

But those oil stains were like tarsal maggots, Li Bai's hands were sore from kneading, but he still couldn't wash them off.

"Is doing laundry so difficult?"

I thought it was a sub-question, but who knew that it was a trap when I stepped in.

After taking a few deep breaths, Li Bai suddenly realized that there was still a lot of detergent left during the last cleaning.

Remove all stains, logically speaking, oil stains are also stains, right?

Quickly took out the decontamination liquid from the storage space, and dropped two drops into the laundry tub.

"Cold water with powerful decontamination solution (king-level NPC): decontamination effect: 90%.

Niubi!

What are you hesitating about?

Li Bai simply threw all the remaining clothes into the washtub.

-2000, -3000, -5000...

This injury is really terrible!

It's just mass murder!

Li Bai also directly joined the battle group and began to rub and wash frantically.

"Hey, congratulations to the host for killing the king-level dungeon boss and getting a reward: 20 million experience points and 2 million cash."

Sure enough, something exploded.

Touched the purple light cluster: "Mobile phone lithium battery technology (2018 edition).

This is about to develop.

Originally, Li Bai was still worried about the battery of the Dragon phone, but now it is different.

With the mobile phone battery technology rewarded by the system, the current Dragon mobile phone is truly complete.

"This copy is really good."

Li Bai's eyes lit up, and he once again devoted himself to the business of washing clothes and killing monsters.

Ten minutes later.

"Hey, congratulations to the host for clearing the dungeon and getting rewards: "House of Cards" and "Prison Break" complete TV series scripts."

Li Bai was a little dissatisfied: "It's a pity that the other dungeon monsters didn't explode."

Forget it, with the mobile phone lithium battery technology, this is enough. .