PFC Chapter 149 Marriage is like war
Chapter 149 Marriage is like war
Xie Zhennan tied his tie and carefully combed his hair in front of the mirror.
It took a grown man more than two hours to clean himself up.
"Battalion Commander, Second Battalion Commander, Third Battalion Commander, Fourth Battalion Commander, assemble."
Xie Zhennan put down the mirror, turned around and gave orders to Zhao Biao, Wei Min and the other three who were playing long cards with a serious face.
"Captain, you are finally dressed up."
The four of them put down the long cards in their hands, stood up, and spoke at the same time.
Xie Zhennan glanced at the four people standing in a row in front of him.
"stand at attention."
Song Qiangjun stood at attention, yawned, and said, "Captain, just assign tasks to the four of us."
Xie Zhennan turned his gaze to Song Qiangjun, and seeing his dejected look, he glared at him and asked, "Did you plow the fields like an ox last night?"
"And you two, did you both plow the fields like oxen last night?"
Among the four people, only the fourth battalion commander Wei Min was energetic and in high spirits.
Influenced by Song Qiangjun, Zhao Biao yawned unconsciously.
"Captain, the three of us are listless, and it's all because of you."
"You were too excited and tossed and turned in bed last night."
"You made the bed creak."
"The three of us are losing sleep with you."
"......cough."
Xie Zhennan awkwardly clenched his fist to his mouth and coughed lightly.
"I'll give you some more wedding candies later."
"Now I'm going to assign tasks to you guys. Pay attention and listen carefully."
"Yes."
Just like on the training ground, at Xie Zhennan's command, the four of them instantly straightened their bodies and pricked up their ears.
"Please give your orders, Captain."
Xie Zhennan: "Going to Xiao Yanlin's house to pick up the bride will definitely be very difficult."
"Fourth Battalion Commander Wei Min, step out."
Wei Min took a step forward.
Xie Zhennan glanced at him.
"Xiao Yanlin is the first barrier preventing us from welcoming the bride. Fourth Battalion Commander Wei Min will lead the charge. We must push down Xiao Yanlin's barrier before the main force arrives."
"..."
Wei Min swallowed silently.
"Captain, are you sure you want me to lead the charge alone?"
"That's Captain Xiao, a Captain who's as powerful as you."
"Aren't you afraid that I'll die?"
"I am sure."
"If you die, the main force will find other ways."
Xie Zhennan turned his gaze away from Wei Min.
"First Battalion Commander Zhao Biao, step out."
Zhao Biao took a step forward.
"Zhao Biao is here, please give us your instructions, Captain."
Xie Zhennan: "The second fortress is Qin Hanmei."
"The Second Battalion Commander is in charge of the second fortress. We must capture the second fortress."
"hey-hey."
A silly smile appeared on Zhao Biao's face.
"Captain, can I use the beauty trap?"
Xie Zhennan: "As long as you can capture the second fortress, you can use any of the Thirty-Six Stratagems."
"Second and third battalion commanders, step out."
Song Qiangjun and Li Changfeng took a step forward in unison.
Xie Zhennan frowned and said, "Xiao Yanlin's wife, Lin Qingluo, is the third fortress, and the most difficult one to break through. I leave it to you two."
"If you can't break through, you two will hold her back."
"Buy a little more time for the main force."
"Besides that, there is another task for you."
Xie Zhennan glanced at the four people.
"I invited that idiot from the Xu family to come and watch the ceremony."
"The idiot from the Xu family is called Xu Fuyang."
"When you meet Xu Fuyang at the guesthouse later, ask him to sit at the same table with you."
"That idiot isn't causing any trouble, so leave him alone."
"If that idiot doesn't give up and causes trouble, you don't need to ask me for permission, just pick him up and throw him out of the guesthouse."
"That idiot from the Xu family, isn't that my third sister's ex-fiancé?"
Zhao Biao remembered Xu Fuyang's name very clearly.
"Captain, why did you invite Third Sister's ex-fiancé to your wedding?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Third sister and that idiot have been in love for over ten years. Aren't you afraid that idiot will kidnap Third sister?"
Not only Zhao Biao did not understand Xie Zhennan's feeling, Wei Min, Song Qiangjun, and Li Changfeng all stared at Xie Zhennan with puzzled expressions.
"Jiaojiao and I have already obtained our marriage certificate. How can she run away?"
"If I give her a pair of wings, she won't be able to escape."
Zhao Biao: “…”
Wei Min: “…”
Song Qiangjun: “…”
Li Changfeng: “…”
The leader is so cunning.
"Do you think that I, as the leader, am both treacherous and cunning?"
"Then let's talk about something else."
The man who hadn't slept all night was full of energy.
"Even if Jiaojiao and I didn't get a marriage certificate, there's no way Jiaojiao would abandon me, the group leader, and run away with that idiot from the Xu family who can't even tell the difference between true kindness and hypocrisy."
Xie Zhennan is full of confidence, even his hair is radiating confidence.
"Inviting that idiot to the ceremony will not only show my generosity as the leader, but I can also collect some money."
"The Xu family is so famous in Jiangcheng, and that idiot from the Xu family is a senior engineer at the Jiangcheng High-Tech Research Institute. How can he pay less for the banquet?"
Zhao Biao: “…”
Wei Min: “…”
Song Qiangjun: “…”
Li Changfeng: “…”
They finally understood.
It is not important to show the leader's magnanimity, what is important is to collect the membership fees.
The leader is not only cunning and treacherous, but also a money-grubber.
"My mouth is dry after telling you so much."
Xie Zhennan turned around and picked up the enamel cup on the table to drink water.
"Did you guys remember what I just said?"
The four of them stood up straight and responded in unison.
"I remember everything clearly."
"We promise to complete the tasks assigned by the leader."
"Captain, please rest assured."
It was five minutes past eleven, an auspicious time, with the sun shining brightly and the autumn breeze blowing gently. Xie Zhennan, dressed in a neat military uniform and a red flower on his chest, led the wedding party in high spirits, crossing the Yalu River with a heroic and proud momentum towards the direction of Xiao Yanlin and Lin Qingluo's home.
When they were less than 500 meters away from Xiao Yanlin and Lin Qingluo's house, the fourth battalion commander Wei Min started running.
There were red decorations and balloons hanging inside and outside the yard of Xiao Yanlin and Lin Qingluo's house, creating a festive atmosphere that resembled a wedding.
When Wei Min arrived, Xiao Yanlin was wearing a military uniform and standing at the gate of the yard with a serious face, looking like a sentry at the gate of the family compound.
The yard was crowded with people.
The women, children and the elderly in the family compound all came to watch the fun.
"Hello, Captain Xiao."
Wei Min stepped forward, straightened his body and gave Xiao Yanlin a military salute.
Xiao Yanlin looked around and saw only Wei Min, but not the groom, Xie Zhennan. He raised an eyebrow and asked, "Where is your leader?"
Wei Min lowered his saluting hand and replied, "The main force is still behind, and I, the vanguard, came here to investigate the situation first."
"Hahahahaha..."
Wei Min's words caused a burst of laughter all around.
"Is Captain Xie getting married or fighting a war?"
"..."
Xiao Yanlin had a speechless expression on his face.
Getting married is like going to the battlefield, with all kinds of deployments.
When Mr. Xie carries his bride into the bridal chamber at night, he also has to make some arrangements.