PFC Chapter 217 Constipation!
Chapter 217 Constipation!
Chapter 217 Constipation!
The shopkeeper's face immediately became serious when he heard it, and then he heard that he had obtained the emperor's approval, so it was a lesson.
"His Royal Highness, if you say this, we will add new sections in the future, why not divide them into two sections?"
The first edition is gossip, and the next edition is a national event, which is also conducive to common people's reading.
The corner of Li Yin's mouth curled up, and he gave the shopkeeper a very appreciative glance.
The Chang'an Library published a new edition of the magazine, which caused a sensation for a while.
In Chang'an City, discussions abounded.
A long queue even lined up outside the library, for fear that they would not be able to buy them if they were late.
Li Yin stood not far away watching this scene, and he was very satisfied with the response.
Turning around and going to the teahouse, Li Min secretly laughed in his heart, wanting to really know whether the new edition of the magazine was well received.
That's a really good place to go.
As soon as he entered the door, Li Yin saw a table of people in splendid and fine clothes chatting.
"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. At the beginning of spring this year, Duke Lu ordered people to repair the canals on the outskirts of the city."
"It's nothing like that, if it wasn't published in a magazine, I wouldn't know."
The few people talked more and more enthusiastically. This issue of the magazine published things that they could not usually come into contact with.
Li Yin sat not far away, feeling extremely proud.
"There is something even more exciting." He said secretly.
Sure enough, after a while, the shopkeeper of the teahouse exclaimed.
"My God, it means that next year the imperial court will issue a policy that those who take the imperial examination will be given a subsidy of ten taels of silver!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately surprised all the guests in the teahouse, and hurried to look at the political affairs section.
They all exclaimed.
Li Yin chuckled. Speaking of which, he was also the one who brought up this matter, not to mention benefiting the country and the people, and even those students who have no money to go to Beijing to catch up with the exams will have no worries.
Seeing that the response was not bad, Li Yin left the teahouse immediately, but the streets were also talking about these things.
"Your Majesty is really wise now. I must let my family recite it well when I go back so that I can gain fame next year!"
"That's not what it is. The emperor's grace is so great. It would be a fool not to take the exam for merit!"
This day passed quickly, and Li Shimin, who was living deep in the palace, couldn't help being surprised when he heard the news that Wang De had returned from inquiries.
"It's really good, Min'er has made a great contribution to me now!"
"The emperor's sageness is the only way for His Royal Highness King Liang to have a chance to make a difference." Wang De flattered again and again.
Li Shimin's face is full of smiles, and now through the magazines published by Chang'an Library, the people know that he is an emperor who cares for the people, and they all love him.
That feeling is really indescribable.
"Pay more attention to the reactions outside these few days, and tell me immediately if there is any disturbance!" Li Shimin waved his hand to make Wang De retreat.
The next day, the gate of Chang'an Library was crowded with people.
It turned out that there were more people than yesterday when the new edition of the magazine was just released, and there were stars in the eyes of the shopkeeper of the library.
Getting rich, getting rich, he yelled a few times that His Royal Highness Liang Wang is wise, and hurriedly received the guests.
It didn't take long for new breaking news to flood the streets and alleys of Chang'an City, and every household was talking about it.
Hahaha, I laughed so hard!
An old man who is over fifty years old can also know a few words, and he almost laughed out loud when he learned that Cheng Yaojin was constipated in the toilet because he ate too well.
"Grandpa, didn't Duke Lu say yesterday that he repaired the canal outside the city, why is it like this today?"
The child is simple-minded, how can he know so much, grandpa gave him a brainstorm lightly, and proudly showed off his knowledge.
"What's wrong with Lu Guogong? Isn't he a human too?"
"Pfft ha ha ha, that's really interesting, Duke Lu was constipated yesterday!"
The old man who was answering questions in a serious manner burst out laughing, and couldn't help it.
The news spread like wildfire, and the streets and alleys were buzzing.
Cheng Chumo went home with black hair, and with the magazine in his hand, he questioned Cheng Yaojin.
"Father! Don't be ashamed, I went out to play with those young masters today, and everyone asked me if I was also constipated!"
Cheng Chumo said angrily.
"You son of a bitch, do you think your father thinks, grandma has such a leg, why does this magazine write about everything?"
While the two of them were muttering to each other, many people came over from outside the door, each of them stretched their necks to look inside.
"Old Five, I know some folk remedies, maybe even if you cure Lu Guogong's constipation, you will be rewarded!"
"Then what are you waiting for, hurry in!"
While the two were hesitating, more breaking news came out.
It turned out to be in a small corner of the political section, where not many people could notice.
"The imperial court wants to reduce taxes?"
"Really, why are you so petty? I'm afraid we will see it!"
An old pedant touched his beard and nodded again and again, feeling petty.
In my heart, I was filled with emotion, now that the emperor is holy and the court is clear, the people's good days are coming.
The news spread quickly, and not long after, everyone in Chang'an City knew about it, and knelt on the ground to thank them.
Li Yin felt that it was not enough, since he learned that his grandfather also liked to read magazines, he decided to increase the circulation.
In the evening, another magazine was printed and released, just to keep the common people from looking boring after dinner.
"Ahahaha, I'm not mistaken, the daughter of Yuchi's family has a big foot!"
"Oh my God, I really have learned a lot. How can I find a husband-in-law with such big feet?"
While everyone was teasing, a white-faced scholar couldn't help but stand up.
"I marry!"
"Hahaha, I like big feet!"
Saying a word almost made the old butler of Yuchi's mansion who came out to buy tea faint out of anger.
"It's the other way around, our lady is pure and beautiful, how can you slander her!"
As he said that, he walked back, how could he know that he was walking around with Yu Chigong in a state of desperation.
"His Royal Highness Liang Wang has really brought misery to our family. The young lady can't get married. What should I do now!"
"Shut up! I know!" Yuchi Gong got angry and lowered his head to look at his feet with a depressed face.
Not too big!Why does my daughter have such big feet? Isn't this too exaggerated?
Must have inherited the fuck!
Yuchi Gong said secretly in his heart.
In the palace, Li Shimin became happier the more he read it, and went to Li Yuan's place with two magazines.
"Father, let's see what this son-in-law brought you."
Li Shimin raised his hand, and the two magazines suddenly appeared in Li Yuan's line of sight, immediately cheering him up.
"Let me see what new things have happened in the city!"
(End of this chapter)