Chapter 306 Play me?
Chapter 306 Play me?
Li Xiang said indifferently: "It's okay, Dazhuang has thick skin and flesh, it won't be a problem."
As if he was afraid that he wouldn't believe it, or as if he was bullying Da Zhuang for giving him face today, Li Xiang patted Da Zhuang's head repeatedly.
Da Zhuang was particularly quiet today. He seemed not to take Li Xiang's provocation seriously at all and just ate his lunch.
But if you look closely, you will find that Da Zhuang's action of opening his mouth seems to be much faster than usual...
Seeing that Da Zhuang had no reaction at all, the medic couldn't help but praise him: "You know what, Da Zhuang has a really good temper..."
The ostrich nodded and agreed, "Indeed, his temper is much better than our military dogs."
Several people started chatting with Da Zhuang as the center.
Da Zhuang finished the remaining lunch in a few bites, and while Li Xiang was not paying attention to him, he opened his mouth and took a bite of his calf.
Without waiting for Li Xiang to react, he ran away.
Li Xiang was chatting when he suddenly felt a pain in his calf for no apparent reason.
"I rely on!!"
Li Xiang exclaimed, knowing without a second’s hesitation who had done it.
He looked down, looking for the culprit, but Da Zhuang had already disappeared.
The ostrich and the medic, not knowing what was going on, hurriedly asked him.
"what happened?"
"what happened?"
Li Xiang frowned and did not reply. He squatted down, rolled up his trouser legs and started to check.
When he saw the neat teeth marks on his calf muscles, but no broken skin, he couldn't help but curse, "Fuck! This bastard is quite particular!"
Li Xiang put down his trouser legs, stood up and looked around, looking for Da Zhuang, cursing: "You bastard, get out here!"
"If you have the guts to bite me, why are you hiding?"
After hearing this, the two finally realized what had happened and couldn't help but laugh.
The ostrich was so happy that he was out of breath, and he didn't forget to taunt, "Hahahaha, who told you to hit people on the head all the time? Now you're getting your comeuppance, right?"
The hygienist also laughed and said, "Haha, I didn't expect this little thing to be so vindictive..."
"Hahahaha, not only does he bear grudges, he also knows how to endure. How interesting! Isn't this much more interesting than Lao Gao?"
The ostrich held the medic's shoulders and laughed so hard that he could hardly straighten his back, and he did not forget to compare himself with Lao Gao.
Li Xiang felt humiliated and stood there with a gloomy face without saying a word.
I was thinking about how to deal with Da Zhuang after catching him.
After the two of them laughed enough, the ostrich came forward and patted him on the back, saying, "Okay, now that he's gone, we can't watch the show anymore. You should just go back and have a rest. We'll talk next time."
In fact, Li Xiang still had a way to find Da Zhuang, but when he thought about the money he would have to spend, he immediately gave up the idea and decided to wait until later.
He immediately nodded and agreed: "Okay... Let's go back first."
After saying that, he bent down to pick up the rice bowl on the ground, put it back in the kitchen, and took the two of them back to the dormitory.
Back at the warehouse, everyone was chatting in the hall, and Lao Gao, who had rested enough, had already gone to the training ground.
Li Xiang sat down and chatted with them for a while, then planned to go back and take a nap during the break.
Before he could get up, Long Xiaoyun walked in from the door.
Seeing her come in, Li Xiang stretched out his hand and said hello: "Why are you here instead of focusing on the training?"
Long Xiaoyun happily looked around at the idle Lijian people, and finally set his sights on Li Xiang.
Smiling, he replied, "I heard you guys were off today, so I came to ask you to help with the class."
Li Xiang was surprised and asked, "Didn't we agree before that we would go after your female soldier selection was over? Why are you here now?"
"We'll talk about the ending after it's over. I want you to learn something simple and practical first..."
Long Xiaoyun said seriously: "Our selection is almost over, and a group of people will definitely be eliminated by then. Those who can make it to this stage are all talented people who are one in a hundred or ten thousand miles away."
"To be honest, no matter who is eliminated at this time, I will be reluctant. But there is nothing I can do, this is the rule."
"So, I hope they can learn some useful things before they leave, so that they won't suffer so much in vain."
After hearing her words, everyone understood her intention and agreed without hesitation. They all stood up and prepared to help.
Qi Heng said: "Okay, let's go."
Seeing this, Long Xiaoyun quickly stopped them and said, "No, we don't need so many people. Just two will be enough."
Then he gestured to Leng Feng and said, "Leng Feng has already promised me this morning, so it will be enough to bring Li Xiang along."
When they heard that she had already chosen a candidate, everyone stopped insisting and sat down again.
Li Xiang didn't refuse after hearing this, he nodded and agreed: "Okay, since we have nothing to do anyway, let's go and take a look."
"Thank you..."
After saying thank you, Long Xiaoyun said hello to the others and walked out with Li Xiang and Leng Feng.
As soon as he went out, Li Xiang was stunned.
I saw Da Zhuang, who had just fled the scene of the accident, was now lazily lying at the gate, squinting his eyes to bask in the sun.
Even when Li Xiang came out, he didn't react at all.
"Da Zhuang??"
Coming back to his senses, Li Xiang quickly stepped forward and squatted beside him, grabbed his ear, and said through gritted teeth: "Good boy! I haven't even come to find you yet, and you come to me on your own?"
"Tell me, how should we settle the account between us?"
Li Xiang thought Da Zhuang was still the same as before, so he let him ravage him and was too lazy to pay attention to him.
However, unexpectedly, after Da Zhuang was grabbed by the ears, he actually started to cry "Awoo, Awoo".
It seemed as if Li Xiang had pinched him and hurt him, and he looked extremely aggrieved.
Li Xiang was startled by his sudden movement, but his first reaction was that this guy was acting him!
Because he didn't use any strength at all!
This amount of force is much lighter than when you usually slap Da Zhuang on the back of his head!
In an instant, Li Xiang's face turned dark, and he was about to scold this guy to stop acting.
But before he could open his mouth, he was kicked in the buttocks, causing him to fall forward without paying attention.
"I rely on!"
Li Xiang cried out in surprise and quickly put his hands on the ground to steady himself.
Before he could find the culprit, he heard Long Xiaoyun's scolding from behind: "Why do you always bully Da Zhuang? Didn't you see that he was crying out in pain?"
Hearing this, Li Xiang suddenly became anxious. He turned around and looked at Long Xiaoyun, who was squatting on the ground, hugging Da Zhuang in his arms to comfort him, and defended himself:
"I didn't! He was just pretending! I just pinched him lightly, there's no way he could react that strongly!"
Long Xiaoyun glanced at Da Zhuang who looked aggrieved in his arms, patted his head to comfort him, then raised his head and looked at Li Xiang, curled his lips, and said disdainfully:
"You're still trying to make excuses. Look at what Da Zhuang has become after being bullied by you."
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