Northern Song Dynasty Justice

Chapter 398

Chapter 398

Zhang Fei's premonition was not wrong, since the moment he went out, the sense of shame was rolling in his heart.

But I saw him wearing a bright red groom's suit, riding on a tall horse, as the saying goes, it's extremely cold at high places, and the cold wind made his nose keep running.

Ma Xiaoyi, Cao Dongdong, and Fu Shichun rode on horseback to the left and right, and Na Taozi led a group of idlers, each with a big gong and drum.

bang bang bang!

"Hey, today is Daerbi Zhangsan's big day. Everyone, come and see!"

bang bang bang!

"Come and see! There are still chestnuts to eat."

I saw some idlers throwing a small bag of roasted chestnuts to the crowd, which caused a lot of looting.

Stir-fried chestnuts in sugar are very popular in Kaifeng, and it is difficult for ordinary families to afford it, because sugar is very expensive, and only families like Cao Dongdong and Ma Xiaoyi can afford it and throw it away.

In a short while, dozens of little babies followed, and the team became bigger and bigger.

Wherever they went, pedestrians stopped to watch, windows and doors were opened upstairs and downstairs.

"Zhang Sanlang, congratulations, congratulations."

"Ah! Today is Saburo's big day, congratulations."

Whenever Cao Dongdong saw a young woman upstairs, he personally picked up candied chestnuts and threw them up.

shame!

What a fucking shame!

Faced with everyone's congratulations, Zhang Fei could only forcefully smile, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said to the accompanying matchmaker: "Ms. Sun, is this also a custom and etiquette?"

Aunt Sun said: "That's not true, ordinary people can't afford to throw away chestnuts!"

Zhang Fei excitedly said: "Then you still allow them to do this."

Aunt Sun said: "There's nothing wrong with this, it's lively and lively, it's very good."

"that is!"

Ma Xiaoyi hehe said: "Third brother, on your big day, let's find some more people to help you celebrate, isn't this enough for you?"

"Go to you. Ah, my forehead, one to five, Bo Po Mo Buddha."

Zhang Fei was so angry that his mouth was almost crooked, and he quickly reminded himself, don't swear, don't swear.

Ma Xiaoyi asked curiously: "Third brother, what do you read?"

"Buddhist scriptures."

"Oh."

"Zhang San, don't you like this kind of ostentation?" Cao Dongdong suddenly leaned towards Zhang Fei and winked.

Zhang Fei excitedly said: "Do you think I am enjoying it? It's almost enough, let's go to Xu's family to welcome the bride."

"It's fine if you don't like it!"

Cao Dongdong laughed, and shouted again: "Taozi, speak up for me."

"Hey everyone, come out and take a look! Today is the wedding of Da Erbi and Zhang San, come and see, there are chestnuts to give away."

"You guys are deliberately messing with me!" Zhang Fei said angrily.

Cao Dongdong hehe said: "You just saw it!"

"You! Why did you come to Recorder Alley?"

Zhang Fei suddenly found them coming to the gate of Record Alley.

Cao Dongdong said: "This is your territory, you must come here for a walk."

Zhang Fei couldn't help it anymore, "I'll go to you, most of them are brothels, I'm getting married today, you brought me here, what's your intention?"

Cao Dongdong rolled his eyes, "Didn't you say that you have no experience?"

Faced with this question, Zhang Fei nodded cautiously.

Cao Dongdong said: "Why don't you find some people to teach you first."

Zhang Fei was taken aback suddenly, his eyes flickered a few times.

Aunt Sun enthusiastically said: "How can I recruit people for this matter, I can teach you."

Zhang Fei immediately shivered, aunt, forget about your age.Quickly said: "You don't need to worry about this."

Fu Shichun suddenly smiled and said: "Sanlang, don't listen to the nonsense in the yamen. There is a purpose for bringing you here. You see, where the candidates are, most of them are surrounded by fireworks. Why? It is Yingying Yanyan, so it can be called a great joy!"

Zhang Fei said: "Who are you fooling, he is a high school graduate, and I am married, can this be the same?"

"Why is it different!"

Cao Dongdong snorted, and gave another order, "Go!"

"Wait!"

Zhang Fei hastily called him to stop, "Cars and horses are not allowed in this record alley, you are doing this against the law, please stop quickly."

Ma Xiaoyi said: "Third brother, look."

He points to the side of the road.

Zhang Fei turned his eyes and exclaimed, "Special traffic instructions?"

Ma Xiaoyi hehe said: "That's right! We issued a notice yesterday that Lushi Lane can be opened to traffic during this period."

"you.."

What else did Zhang Fei want to say, this team has already entered Record Lane.

This time it exploded.

As soon as the gongs and drums beat, the piao passengers who had worked all night were pleasantly surprised in their dreams, and they were immediately scolded.

Cao Dongdong and the others immediately started a war of words with each other.

Straight mother-in-law, if you yell at me again, I will go and call all your wives.

Many people suddenly died down.

Of course, there are also some piao players with good family status who frantically face Cao Dongdong and the others.

The girls were disheveled, lying in front of the window, saying hello to Zhang Fei.

"Saburo, congratulations."

"Hey, Sanlang looks really handsome today!"

"Sanlang, come up and sit down when you have time."

For a while, it was very lively.

Cao Dongdong and the others liked the atmosphere, and deliberately stopped the team in the middle, allowing them to face off with clients and girls to their heart's content.

Zhang Fei, on the other hand, was played to death by them, he was already like a living dead, his mind was blank, and he was dragged out of Lushi Lane by them in a daze.

After a lot of tossing, under the urging of the matchmaker and Fan Zheng, they finally came to Xu's house before the auspicious time.

The Northern Song Dynasty also had the ceremony of blocking the door.

However, compared to later generations who just stuffed money, nowadays they pay attention to reciting poems and correcting poems. Xu Zhiqian's sisters are all born in official families, and they are also able to compose poems at their fingertips.

In this regard, Cao Dongdong and the others can't do it, but this is also arranged, and Cai Jing, Cai Bian, and Shangguan Jun are replaced immediately.

Just three or two hits can make the opponent crumble.

Everyone rushed in.

But as soon as they entered the door, everyone became extremely cute.

I saw Xu Zun, Wang Anshi, Lu Gongzhu, Lu Huiqing, and even the nobleman Lan Yuanzhen sitting inside. Zhao Xu was unable to attend in person, so he ordered Lan Yuanzhen to come on his behalf.

They are all big names in the imperial court.

Cao Dongdong, who was shouting just now, is now behind Taozi, saying silently, he can't see me, he can't see me...

In fact, these people are here to support Zhang Fei.

It's just that in name, it's on Xu Zun's head.

To welcome the bride, today Xu Zhiqian is wearing a long green dress, the gold hairpin is inserted obliquely, and the black silk covers the face. Today's hijab is not the red hijab that completely covers it, but the light gauze that only covers half of it. Face, can vaguely see his face.

When you go out, you can see the beauty of a man and a woman, which makes others envious.

He came to the middle hall again and saluted Xu Zun.

Xu Zun belongs to the ultra-moderate father-in-law, and for Zhang Fei, the son-in-law, he dotes on him even more. Not only did he not say that Zhang Fei must treat Xu Zhiqian well, but he even told him not to spoil Xu Zhiqian too much, lest she go to heaven .

On the contrary, Wang Anshi, Lu Gongzhu and others couldn't help but say a few words about Zhang Fei when Zhang Fei was toasting, especially Lu Gongzhu's works. You have to give us old men a little face, don't hate the sky.

After some salutes, Xu Zhiqian was finally ushered into the carriage.

Due to the previous traffic regulations formulated by Zhang Fei, it was stated that a dignity fee should be paid for taking a sedan chair. Some scholar-bureaucrats who cherish their reputation will not take a sedan chair if it is not necessary.

This dignity fee is really too ugly.

It is even more impossible for the Xu family to sit in a sedan chair.

The senders are all female relatives, mainly sister-in-law Mu Zhen, Xu Zun and the others will not pass by, and they will come here to hold a banquet again after seven days.

Only Lieutenant Liu Zhao went with him.

When returning to Zhang’s house, instead of crossing the brazier, the saddle is taken off and placed in front of the door. This is a ceremony of crossing the saddle, which was especially popular in the Northern Song Dynasty. Newcomers cross the saddle and cross the balance scale, which means peace.

The Zhang family is full of three religions and nine streams, rich merchants Ma Tianhao, Chen Maoqian, Fan Yong, tea eaters Fan Li, Erbi Qiu Zhengwen and others, Baiban, Hong Zhong, and Tao Yonghan and other policemen.

But they all stood on both sides in a well-behaved manner.

This is all because the old man sitting in the hall is none other than Sima Guang.

Because Zhang Fei's parents were not around, it was necessary to find a respectable old man who had a good relationship with Zhang Fei to replace him. Sima Guang had no son but only an adopted son, so he finally decided to ask Sima Guang to help him.

It also has to be said that Sima Guang also favored Zhang Fei, and couldn't help but enter the role of father, and even gave Zhang Fei a few words from the bottom of his heart.

Zhang Fei didn't expect that Sima Guang would be so emotional, and he couldn't help but miss his parents, his eyes were slightly red.

Under the auspices of Liu Zhao, after saluting to the elders, everyone's favorite part began.

That is toast part.

But the bride enters the new house first, and the female relatives and the bride drink three drinks quickly, and then leave the house.

The groom's side is going to die.

To perform the ceremony of sitting high, put a few quilts in the lobby, then put the chair on the quilts, and the groom sits on it.

Then, everyone raised their glasses and invited the groom down.

First the matchmaker made a toast, then the sister-in-law, and after they finished their toasts, Sima Guang and Liu Zhao vacated the battlefield.

I saw Ma Tianhao, Fan Yong, Chen Maoqian, Fan Li, Cao Dongdong, Ma Xiaoyi, Fu Shichun, Fan Zheng, and other policemen, Er Bi, all swarming up and directly surrounding Zhang Fei.

From the moment he left the house in the morning, Zhang Fei realized that these guys were not here to congratulate him, but to take revenge, but today he could only let them kill him.

Because there is no way to rely on it. If the wine is not finished, the new house will not be able to go.

The goal of Cao Dongdong and the others is also very clear, that is, to prevent you, Zhang Fei, from having a bridal chamber tonight, no, not tomorrow night either.

Wood skills!It's pouring!

Although Zhang Fei has no experience in getting married, he has experience in attending weddings. He has been holding back for so long and is in a hurry. Today he must have a bridal chamber.

After drinking for three rounds, his face also turned red, and when he got the evidence, he used his ultimate ultimatum and lay down directly on the ground.

No matter how Cao Dongdong and the others humiliate him, they just don't open their eyes.

Cao Dongdong and the others were gnashing their teeth in anger.

In the end, Liu Zhao was afraid that Zhang Fei would catch cold lying on the ground for too long, so he ordered Zhang Fei to be carried back to the house.

With a creak, the door of the new house was closed.

Suddenly, I heard a soft whisper in my ear, "Zhang San! Zhang San! How much did you drink and how did you get so drunk?"

Before the words finished, Zhang Fei sat up startled and hugged the beauty into his arms.

This provoked the beautiful lady to say, "Ah! So you pretended to be drunk, what are you doing?"

"Of course it is to clear the inventory."

"Don't touch it yet, wait...wait a minute, Qingmei is still there."

"Ome?"

Zhang Fei then sat up, took a closer look, and saw Qingmei blushing, standing shyly at the end of the bed, she couldn't help but said eagerly: "Qingmei, get out quickly, what happens next is not suitable for children."

"Brother Sansan, I, I..."

"It's not like you want to join, right? Wow, threesome in the bridal chamber, I... I have no experience! Maybe next time."

There was a strange light in Zhang Fei's eyes, and he thought to himself, I heard that there were dowry maids in ancient times, if the etiquette is like this, then I have to abide by it too!

"No no."

Qingmei shook her head again and again, lowered her face, and said in a low voice: "I was ordered by my sister-in-law to guide Third Brother and Sister Qian'er's bridal chamber."

"guide?"

Everyone in Zhang Fei was stupid.

Xu Zhiqian shyly said: "I don't dare to tell sister-in-law that we are already close by skin, sister-in-law is afraid that you don't understand so..."

"Ahem, look at what you said, I really don't understand this." Zhang Fei glanced at Xu Zhiqian shyly, and then said to Qingmei: "Qingmei, you can guide me. The first step is to masturbate. , no no, is it undressing?"

It's exciting to think about it.

Xu Zhiqian gave him a coquettish look, "Can you hide it from others, can you hide it from me?"

After speaking, she told Qingmei, "Qingmei, you go out first!"

"Yes."

Qingmei hurried out the door.

The room became very quiet for a while, and the rattling of the red candle could be heard.

Zhang Fei was not as anxious as before, lying on the bed with his right fist clenched on the pillow, staring at the beautiful woman beside the bed.

I saw Xu Zhiqian's fingers clasped tightly, her head slightly bowed, her snow-white skin was stained with a layer of red glow, so delicate and charming that it could be broken by blowing, her hair was as dense as a weave, and her pulse was charming.

Xu Zhiqian sneaked a sideways glance at the stupid look in that servant's eyes, she was happy in her heart, but said angrily, "It's not like I haven't seen it before."

Zhang Fei was taken aback, and smiled, "I think you had the same demeanor the first time we met."

When Xu Zhiqian heard the words, she said anxiously: "You still have the nerve to mention it, you disciple, the first time we met, you treated me lightly."

Zhang Fei hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, it was...!"

"Ok?"

Xu Zhiqian stared with her phoenix eyes.

Zhang Fei's expression changed, and he nodded: "Yes, yes, I was the one who treated you lightly, but today, I want to legalize the lightness towards you, which is also our bounden duty."

As he spoke, he pulled Xu Zhiqian into his arms without waiting for Xu Zhiqian's rebuttal.

"What's legal. What a rascal you are."

Xu Zhi spat, and put her hand on his chest again, "Wait a minute, there is one more thing that I haven't explained clearly."

"what's up?"

Zhang Fei said in astonishment.

You can't stop complaining in your heart, and the arrow is on the string, so why don't you stop playing.

Xu Zhiqian said: "It's the problem of the overflow of the rule of law. You said that only men can overflow into women. This is the way of heaven. You told me when you got married. You can always tell me now."

"It's easy!"

As he said that, Zhang Fei rolled Xu Zhiqian into the red quilt, and loosened his shirt.

"Look here's the overflow."

"Ah! It hurts me to death!"

　Today, Zhang Er is very happy with his pen. Everyone understands the world. . . . .

(End of this chapter)